headcanon that as soon as hedge learned he was chaperoning the seven's quest on Argo ll, he decided to research for advice on how to handle teenagers, since he wasn't much of a kids person and wanted to be prepared as much as possible. unfortunately, he came across the concept of teen pregnancy during his research. hence, his paranoia that the couples in the seven were always on the verge of pregnancy.
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Usopp using Zoro as 'live ammo' via a human sized slingshot he made specifically for this purpose and someone (Nami? Nami) being like "christ alive there's something wrong with them"
maybe Zoro likens it to being tossed by the "director" (Commodore Orlumbus). He thinks Usopp's better at shooting/throwing people though. 10/10 would be used as live ammo again. Somewhere in the background, Orlumbus' voice is heard saying "this attack wasn't meant to safely throw people, yknow" and Zoro going "doesn't matter. just throw"
after hearing about that, I'd like to think Usopp either A) gets jealous and pouts about it because Zoro's his boyfriend and shouldn't Usopp get sole Zoro-shooting-rights???, B) insists on shooting Zoro more often with a plethora of excuses about the why but the real reason being he wants to get so good at it that Zoro completely forgets that "director" guy, or C) some mix of both. multitasking king
haha and wouldn't it be funny, meeting part of the Strawhat Fleet later on, and Orlumbus being hella confused because God Usopp just. has some kind of beef with him despite them only interacting like once before they all left Dressrosa
on the flip side of that, maybe Usopp offhandedly mentions being carried around by Hack, towards the end of the conflict in Dressrosa. He's a little bit dramatic about it, because he's always dramatic, but most of what he's saying boils down to "Hack was a nice guy: he carried me around while I was hurt, made sure I was okay, and didn't seem to hate the stories I made up to pass the time. he was also very strong and probably madly in love with me" (he wasn't)
Zoro was different with jealousy than Usopp. Where Usopp would glare from a distance and generally give off "he's mine he's mine he's mine" vibes to Orlumbus, he wouldn't say any of it aloud and generally try his best to stay civil. In part, this is due to Orlumbus being huge and buff and scary, but it's also because when Usopp is jealous of someone, especially in matters of love, he's more focused on doing whatever he can to make himself better in some way. Thus the insistence on more live-ammo-Zoro in battle, so Usopp can improve his Zoro shooting skills and Zoro "won't want to go back". There's also his issues with his self-worth and respect of Zoro's freedom to choose whatever romantic partner he wants, even if that isn't Usopp anymore. His brief bouts of jealousy are usually followed up with cuddling with Zoro after because it always leads to Usopp feeling terrible and in tears wondering if Zoro was gonna break up with him. Zoro will call him an idiot and kiss his forehead and he'll be fine after a while.
Zoro was not like that. Usopp said he liked Zoro. That's the equivalent of signing a contract to spend the rest of their lives together. Anyone who tries to change Usopp's mind is the fucking enemy and he's got three blades with Hack's name on them. Out of respect for Robin, he wouldn't kill the guy, but he'd put the fear of hell in him. It would take Usopp telling the real story- about Hack mostly just being indifferent and far more focused on the crisis than whatever Usopp had been nervously rambling about during their time running around- to get him to promise not to fight Hack on sight. Zoro would definitely still size him up if they see him again though.
...or, at least that's what Usopp expected to happen, based on all those romance books Robin showed him. He was looking forward to it a little. Just a little though.
In reality, Zoro quietly listened to Usopp talk about his adventures with Robin and the tontatta and curled around Usopp like big teddy bear. He squeezed Usopp a little tighter, bring him further into his lap, when Usopp talked about how he got certain injuries or eating the tatababasco, but otherwise he seemed rather content. Zoro didn't bat an eye at Usopp's exaggerated stories with Hack except to say that Hack had good taste in men. Usopp got extremely flustered after that and completely loses his train of thought and where he was in his storytelling. He attempted to steal the rest of the booze in Zoro's mug as revenge. Zoro lets him and then repeats the last thing Usopp said to remind him where he stopped in his retelling of his adventure.
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not to be rude but you've been spelling canon wrong, its not 'cannon'!! Srry just wanted to tell u
Killing violently whoever invented Homonyms
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i’m gonna need y’all to read this reaalll slowly
fanfic writers do not need to to cater to you or your tastes
if YOU want to see a certain type of fanfic more, YOU should write it instead of complaining
fanfic writers do NOT need to cater to you or your tastes
if YOU🫵🏾 see shit in fanfic you don’t want to, then don’t read it. not every fanfic is going to match your taste.
stop acting like it’s the end of the world just because certain fanfic fads are popular. it’s not that deep.
FANFIC WRITERS DO NOT NEED TO CATER TO YOU OR YOUR TASTES
you want to see more of something? write it and then post it. maybe you’ll inspire others and see more fics of what you want.
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OOC
dont know how polite this is gonna sound and to be real i dont really care it's like 1 am I'm tired but just throwing it out there now that (in the nicest way possible) I don't owe yall anything? Like I'm just doing this for fun. Sometimes I don't answer asks because I dont really vibe with it or the direction it's trying to go or i can't think of a response or i just straight up forget, but sending more asks getting pissed about me not responding or asking if I'm going to respond to your ask is (surprisingly) not gonna make me respond. Odds are ill just ignore any asks that feel like they're from you so. Yk.
It's not all of you - most of yall are chill as hell you're great - but it is some of you, and this is just for that some of you. Im pretending to be a webcomic character online. I get like. A shit ton of asks and im not gonna be able to respond to all of them even if I wanted to (and if I dont want to who really cares). It isn't that serious. Chill.
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With years of writers block and a month of art block under my belt I'm almost certainly not putting out any fully fledged Thunderpride content.
BUT I have seen a few headcanon lists floating around and I can totally throw one of those together for the sake of good fun!
This'll be for TOS as thats the one I have more fun really messing around with. I like to distinguish between my headcanons that rely on canon/semicanon info and more fanciful ones, these are very much the latter, pretty fast and loose. It's queer headcanons for a 60s puppet show, my source is I made it up.
Scott - Freshly out gay man. Spent years saying "yeah I TOTALLY like girls" and then not dating them. By no fault of unsupportive family and friends, he just needed a minute to figure it out.
I will also say I do see a lot of people put Scott as the token enthusiastic straight ally big brother, and appreciate that vision too.
Virgil - Unlabelled, doesn't date. He's not averse to the idea of a relationship, but hasn't met anyone he's interested in pursuing. He might never, and that's fine by him too. He's chill.
But then ALSO I think gay art twink Virgil is a very fun headcanon too, I see that immensely. Look at him.
John - metrosexual
Gordon - Unlabelled, DOES date. He'll say yeah to whatever mspec identity you suggest. Didn't come out per se, he just acts like everyone already knows and lets them do the work. I think trans Gordon and Virgil together specifically is a fun combo but don't hardcore ascribe to it.
Alan - Bisexual. Listen, I think his bouts of jealousy about Tin-Tins dating life are vastly improved if he thinks the guys are hot too. When he actually asks her out they bond over people they both find attractive.
Tin-Tin - Also bi! Anyone who wasn't out before they met her, every time, they came out to her first. She's got a lot of enthusiasm for her own queer identity but is very good at matching other people's energy about theirs.
Brains - Gay, but outside of Tin-Tin, no one knows. He doesn't really talk about it if nobody asks, and nobody has. He thinks its funny when people assume he's straight. If he were more sociable and went to gay events he'd probably be quite popular.
Penelope - Trans woman, one of my first headcanons out the gate when I started thinking about it. It just feels Right. I imagine she's straight but I'm fond of sapphic Penny headcanons too.
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