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Freya ~🕊️🍃
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Simon Says, Fuck Me
♡ NSFW, fem reader, smartass!reader, oral->male receiving (more like face fucking lol), spitting in someone's mouth without warning, established relationship, reader can't stop interrupting Baji but Baji likes that about her, Baji is just straight up nasty in this one y'all ♡
Characters: Just Baji (my little arsonist)
note: this lovely little idea was given to me by my equally lovely moot @i-literally-cant-with-this
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You were just laying on your bed relaxing. Your thumb lazily swiped across your phone screen as you scrolled through social media, when all of a sudden your boyfriend ran through the door, out of breath and panting.
"What the hell? Are you good?"
He looked at you and took in a deep breath before speaking.
"Yeah I'm fine! The real question is, do you wanna play Simon Says?"
"Really Kei? That's why you came rushing in here, do I look like I feel like playing?"
"Pretty please y/n? With black cats wearing cute hats on top?"
The look on your boyfriend's face was just too cute to resist. The way his little fangs poked out while he pouted was the kicker, you had no choice but to agree.
"Okay fine! Just out of curiosity, what do I get if I win?"
"Whatever you want. Name it and it's yours!"
"Okay, I can get down with that."
"But if I win-"
"Oh God, why did I agree to this?"
"Babe shush, I'm not done. If I win, I get to tie you up tonight~"
"Absolutely not."
"Too late! You already agreed, now lemme explain the rules to you doll. First off, I'm Simon-"
"No really? I thought you were Edward?"
"Y/nnn!"
"Okay I'm sorry, please continue."
"Okay so I'm Simon, I'm going to tell you what to do-"
"Yeah no shit, that's how the game goes."
Baji loved you wholeheartedly, but sometimes he just wanted to choke the hell out of you because why are you such a smartass? Nevertheless he continued with the rules.
"Yeah but there's a difference. When I tell you to do something, you have to do it. If you don't, then you automatically lose and I win. Got it?"
"So if I don't do everything you say then I lose? That sounds so unfair."
"If you're too much of a wimp to play then we don't have to."
"A wimp? You're tryna egg me on to play aren't you?"
"Is it working?"
"Unfortunately yes, let's just start the game please."
Baji mentally highfived himself before thinking about all the things he could ask you to do, he decided to start off slow and simple though.
"Simon says, touch your nose."
You tapped your finger on the tip of your nose, trying not to giggle at how serious he looked right now.
"Simon says, don't talk for the rest of the game."
You took your hand and made a zipping motion across your lips, signalling silence.
"Simon says, get on your knees."
You were about to say something before you realized that if you talked you would lose, so you once again reluctantly listened to your boyfriend and slid off the bed to get on your knees.
"Simon says, open your pretty little mouth~"
You looked at him as if to say "really?" before opening your mouth and sticking your tongue out. He walked over to you, admiring the irritated look on your face before leaning down and dropping a glob of spit in your mouth. You held back a gag as you felt his spit hit the back of your throat and promised yourself that you'd punch the shit out of him for catching you off guard like that.
"Good job angel! I really thought you were gonna fold on that one, guess I have to try a little harder."
He looked at you with a smirk that just told you how fucking cocky he is and how confident he was that you were gonna lose. His hands latched onto his pants, undoing them and whipping out his thick cock. You felt choked up just at the thought of him in your mouth right now, but you couldn't help but find how he was acting extremely attractive. The way he could take control of you so quickly made you melt and he knew that. He slapped the tip of his dick on your outstretched tongue, lining it up perfectly with your throat. His hands cupped your face before he gave you another command.
"Simon says, don't gag."
It was evident he wanted you to gag and lose the game by the way he rammed into your mouth, yet you didn't falter. Not when his calloused hands were gripping your face a little too tightly, not when he grabbed fistfuls of your hair, not even when tears threatened to form in your eyes.
"Look at that, you're taking me so good darling. You might just win the game."
He groaned as your throat clenched around him, and between a string of praises and curses he uttered one more command.
"Simon says, make me cum ♡"
If anything it was less of a command and more of a statement considering that he was about to cum anyway. You dug your nails into your thighs as you fought the urge to grab at him. Taking deep breaths as he shot his load down your throat, desperately trying to stay quiet. His grip on your face softened and he pulled out of your mouth. A mix of satisfaction and disappointment could be seen on his face.
"Well darling, I guess you win. What do you want as your prize?"
"I have a few ideas~"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, but first I wanna clean my face off."
He looked down at your messy face, and the grin he had only got bigger as he saw how you were covered in drool and some of his cum.
"Yeah that sounds like a good idea."
He helped you up off the floor and watched as you started walking to the bathroom before you suddenly stopped in the doorway of the bedroom.
"Hey Kei, one more thing."
"What?"
"Remind me to never play a game with you ever again."
He chuckled as you walked out, knowing that no matter how many times you say that, he'd rope you into playing another game.
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@arlerts-angel @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katshimizuu @happy-trenchcoated-impala @kazubarbie @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies
#tokyo revengers smut#tokyo revengers x reader#baji smut#baji x reader#tokyo revengers fanfiction#he's so fucking hot#this man is scrumptious lmao#Idgaf if he's a fire starting gang member he's my pookie wookie mookie fr#Sarah you ate real bad with this idea 😮💨
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omg ????? hi handsome !!!!!!!
#my pookie wookie dookie cookie lookie shookie yookie zookie gookie roofie mookie gookie hookie bookie bear#ily ily ily#. bibi post#jjk nanami#nanami kento#teen nanami
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“lot of debris on the track” I MISS YOU NYCK DE VRIES
#formula 1#f1#singapore gp 2023#nyck de vries#scuderia alphatauri#HELMUT MARKO YOUR OLD ASS WILL PAY#IDC IF HE WAS BAD#BRING MY POOKIE WOOKIE DOOKIE SOOKIE KOOKIE MOOKIE BACK
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To keep yall entertained while im doing bell's request, here's my new pfp💅💅 and ofc I made it
"Um, akshully☝🤓"
#Dazai my lil pookie shookie dookie mookie aookie lookie cookie bookie fookie gookie nookie yookie wookie zookie#Omg it looked so KYYUUUUUTTEEEEEEE#I LOVE THIS LOL
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Jeff gotta go. 🚪🚶🏻♂️
HELPP💔💔💔💔
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Can you be my pookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookie fookie gookie hookie lookie jookie kookia lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie cookie yookie zookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry ontop, my whipcream and rainbow unicorn boo boo, icing ontop drizzled with pink caramel, my pookie lookie white chocolate and chocolate chip cookie with a unicorn charm ontop my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee Ronald McDonald KFC Burger King boo boo moo moo kawaii UwU OwO baka princess bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie dough ice cream chocolate mint ice cream straberry ice cream cookies and cream Hershey bar boo boo woo cookie mookie bookie 😍 i can buy kitty cat food amd drink with you in my room, strawberry milkshake with 50% whipped cream hookie pookie fookie cookies and cream ice cream patootie white chocolate bar sookie bookie strawberry cheesecake with strawberries ontop (pls say yes🙏)
/j btw
(yes)
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No one:
Bachira to CD(Y/n): Can you be my pookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookie fookie gookie hookie lookie jookie kookia lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie cookie yookie zookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry ontop, my whipcream and rainbow unicorn boo boo, icing ontop drizzled with pink caramel, my pookie lookie white chocolate and chocolate chip cookie with a unicorn charm ontop my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee Ronald McDonald KFC Burger King boo boo moo moo kawaii UwU OwO baka princess bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie dough ice cream chocolate mint ice cream straberry ice cream cookies and cream Hershey bar boo boo woo cookie mookie bookie 😍 i can buy kitty cat food amd drink with you in my room, strawberry milkshake with 50% whipped cream hookie pookie fookie cookies and cream ice cream patootie white chocolate bar sookie bookie strawberry cheesecake with strawberries ontop (pls say yes🙏)
CD(Y/N): 😦
CD!Yn: What? Wait, what does that even mean?
The rest of Blue Lock: 😶😶😶
#bllk#blue lock anime#blue lock manga#blue lock x reader#bllk x reader#blue lock scenarios#crossdressing#bllk bachira
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can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?
DRIVERS ????
WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut
and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁
red bull
goatifi
-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat
max verstappen
-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞
ferrari
fernando alonso
-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)
charles leclerc
-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)
mercedes
liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon
-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day
george russell
-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)
mclaren
lando norris
-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache
oscar piastri
-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie
alphatauri
yuki tsunoda
-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
liam lawson
-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜
aston martin
avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals
-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries
lance stroll
-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞
alpine..
lea @vroomvroomcircuit
-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
pierre gasly
-> french ☹️
haas
althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke
-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀
TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1
kevin magnussen
-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/
stake kick balls sauber
zhou goatyu
-> 中国是第一！！周冠宇我爱你啊！！！请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇！加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶
mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf
-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭
williams
alex albon
-> james vowles character ai bot
logan sargeant
-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing
safety car driver
me (i cant drive)
#f1#f1 au#formula one#formula 1#moots#alternate universe#honorary tag for mick my love#friends#satire#this is a joke#do not take this seriously#dont cancel me#nicholas latifi#max verstappen#fernando alonso#charles leclerc#liyah my love#george russell#lando norris#oscar piastri#yuki tsunoda#liam lawson#aviscarrentals#lance stroll#lea!!!#pierre gasly#disneyprincemuke#kevin magnussen#alex albon#logan sargeant
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Shane, while I was bored, I decided to make a whole list of the nicknames in the asks:
Chicken man, schmoopy, Shaney-Bear, pumpkin, good looking, princess, dear, pooks, pookie cutie patootie, Shaney-kins, housewife, babygirl (bbg), malewife, my scrimbly blorbo, my pookie, dear blorbo, my sweet babygirl, handsome, dad, daddy, shawty, girlypop, girlboss, angel cake, beautiful man, pookie bear, cutie pie, bestie, Mr Shane, pookienator, darling, pookie wookie, big daddy, favorite mess, husband.
Large ones (💀)
"pookie wookie stinky doodums"
"pookie wookie dookie ookie mookie"
"pookie-babygirl-chicken man"
"pookie bear snuggle muffins kitten whiskers babygirl"
"my lil pookie stinkaroonie"
"My baby boo, my snookie pookie bear"
"POOKASHMOOKUMS"
Those are all the ones I could find.
… that’s one extensive list. the fact that you had to dig to find these makes this even better, somehow. so thanks for this gem. i’m laughing my ass off at some of these.
#ask-shane 🐓#YOURE A LEGEND#THATS AMAZING LMAOOO#i read these all out loud just now.. i’m dead because i remember some of these so vividly 💀💀💀#tysm oh my god 😭#stardew valley#stardew shane#shane stardew#sdv shane#shane stardew valley#stardew valley shane#ask blog#shane sdv#unreality#rp blog
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im not sure if you all can tell but i LOVE levi ackermann
he's cute my pookie wookie dookie cookie blookie wooki a'ookie e'ookie c'dookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry on top with whipped cream and rainbow unicorn boo boo icing on top drizzled with pink caramel my pookie wookie dookie white cookie and chocolate chip cookie with unicorn charm my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee ronald mcdonald boo boo kuromi kfc burger king boo boo lovely peaches puppy kitty woo woo boo boo moo moo kawaii uwu owo baka princess prince bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie mint icecream chocolate icecream vanilla icecream strawberry icecream cookies and cream icecream hershey bar boo woo cookie mookie i can buy myself flowers bellydancing pookie cookie wookie dookie lookie bookie mookie sookie pookie cookie ilysm ronald mc donald pusheen charm kitty doggy puppy duggy total dramarama lama pama big o owen chocolate labrador my golden hour boo boo moo moo coo coo loo loo favie fairy woo woo floptok okok lalala yayaya pink boo boo kfc ronald mc donald kompa kompa stuffed pookie boo boo bear
#levi ackerman#levi attack on titan#aot#attack on titan#captain levi#levi#levi snk#shingeki no kyojin#levi ackermann#levi ackermann snk#i love him#levi ackerman snk#levi aot#post war levi#aot brave order#attack on titan brave order
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Can you be my pookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookie fookie gookie hookie lookie jookie kookia lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie qookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookie wookie cookie yookie zookie popeyes biscuit with a cherry ontop, my whipcream and rainbow unicorn boo boo, icing ontop drizzled with pink caramel, my pookie lookie white chocolate and chocolate chip cookie with a unicorn charm ontop my boo boo pusheen hello kitty bee buzzy bee Ronald McDonald KFC Burger King boo boo moo moo kawaii UwU OwO baka princess bookie wookie dookie stuffed lookie bookie mookie cookie dough ice cream chocolate mint ice cream straberry ice cream cookies and cream Hershey bar boo boo woo cookie mookie bookie 😍 i can buy kitty cat food and drink with you in my room, strawberry milkshake with 50% whipped cream hookie pookie fookie cookies and cream ice cream patootie white chocolate bar sookie bookie strawberry cheesecake with strawberries ontop (pls say yes🙏)
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My pookie wookie dookie qookie rookie tookie sookie fookie gookie hookie jookie yookie kookie lookie zookie xookie cookie vookie bookie nookie mookie has birthday!!!
(It's Scara)
(maybe for someone it was yesterday.)
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apparently you’re all uncultured and unaware of my glorious king frenkie de jong
look at that smile. look at it
and the dog?? amazing.
the sass 😩
if i speak i am in big trouble
my pookie wookie snookie mookie bear😩😩
(i am sane i swear)
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to nazuna, Hello my pookie cookie dooki fruit loopy mookie dookie rookie bubblegum muffin icecream cake sugary honeybuns butterscotch butterfly baby girl frosty flakey croissont donut eclaire chocolate chip sprinkles with whipcream and a cherry on top blueberry muffin recipe cutie patootie little ratatouille chef cheesecake pie cherry on top whipped cream chocolate frosting with sprinkles and vanilla sugar toe curling, blood boiling chocolate ganache cake strawberry cream morning coffee with creamer, snookie cookie wookie with creamer, snookie dookie wookie pookie gumdrop snickerdoodle honey bunches of oats pumpkin pie toaster strudel blueberry cheesecake muffin berry topped with peanut butter jelly jam sprinkles.
#ensemble stars#enstars#ensemble stars x reader#enstars x reader#nazuna nito#nito nazuna#ra*bits#ra*bits enstars#nazuna nito x reader#nito nazuna x reader
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Fanon vs Canon (of my Hazbin OCS bc I saw this trend of TikTok)
Linnette 💌
Fanon
uwu "Alastor protect me"
Silly comedic relief with no actual lore
Lucifers insignificant little "sister"
Alastors love interest and nothing else
Cutie patootie who wouldn't hurt a fly
Canon
Knew Alastor and his family far before he died and got in trouble with heaven for meddling with Humans
Knew most of the overlords casually on earth and in hell
Complex character that deals with survivors guilt and general guilt of mindless murder for eons
A high ranked serpah
Keeps secrets from people for her benefit
Low-key Throws her close friends under the bus for a advantage in the future
Complicated relationships with every big figures In hell
The frenemies with Vox and Linnette is so hard Istg
Delwyn ❄️
Fanon
Zestials cutesy wife
Spoiled brat
Gold digger
Annoying
Nagging
Cant defend herself what so ever
Canon
Arrogant
Massive superiority complex
Freezes her enemies as statues in her room
Sneaks herself to the top by stomping on the feet of people willing to help her
Brilliant Noble
Two faced AS FUCK
Very sweet to a very select few
Dolly 🪡
Fanon
Silly gf of Val and Vox
Can't do anything on her own
Needs Val and Vox to protect her
Let's Vox and Val treat her however they want
Innocent lil baby
Cutesy cottagecore seamstress
Canon
On equal footing with the Vees
Insane murderer
Little to no empathy
Almost purely bases your worth on what you can do to benefit her
Constantly uses her connections to get what she wants
She can and will turn you into a jacket
Extremely eerie and creepy
Very violent
Makes her needle pillows the people she hates
Owns her own silly lil tailor
THATS IT
low-key only made this because of @duckling-king because it's inspiring me sm like I love it sm ilysm pookie my handsome sweetie mookie wookie
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