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ask-shane · 32 minutes

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Dear Shane,

I hope this letter finds you well. I did attempt to make the recipe you sent, but it asked for such peculiar ingredients! I'm not exactly sure what "void mayonnaise" is, but I'll look for it. Do you know if they carry it at Jojamart? Oh well.

I wish you could visit. I miss you on the island. But it's how it has to be, there's not much money to be made in the valley during winter. You can visit the chickens, if you'd like. They have food, but I think they could use some company. How are Marnie and Jas? Speaking of Jas, I met this strange boy who lives on the island around her age. Maybe they could meet along with Vincent. I'm hoping they could all be friends, as he doesn't seem to have family here.

I'm looking forward to seeing you next spring.

With love, -A

hey there A,

got your letter. sorry about the strange ingredients, i thought it'd be an interesting shot at a recipe. i don't think they carry void mayonnaise at joja mart. but you could buy some from a vendor around here, i'm sure.

marnie and jas are holding up okay. jas is just being herself, going to school and playing. maybe introducing that kid to jas and vincent could be a good idea... kids need friends, especially if they're away from family.

can't wait to see you in spring.

take care, shane.

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ask-shane · 40 minutes

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Hey, let's go hang out sometime? Let's perform a couple of songs together, me on my electric guitar, you on the bass, listen to The Smiths, or Radiohead...

(no, I absolutely will not try to kiss you at the end of the evening)

I might even teach you Russian swear words.…If you want…Or I'll be your pillow all evening, into which you can cry and complain about life.

Anyway, any time I spend with you means a great time for me. Just tell me when, and I'll be there as soon as possible.

-Yulia

yulia... you know you're a good friend, don't you? what'd i do to get you to treat me this nicely?

hanging out would be fun. i don't have much going on after work today, so let's do it. and if you don't mind, could you teach me those russian curse words too? then i could express my annoyance in more than just english.

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ask-shane · 43 minutes

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Shaaaaaaane

Whining to you because am eepy and mad.

Been playing a gacha game that I’ve been deep in the fandom for a few years now. Picked it back up after being gone for six months.

I’ve done over 100 pulls (none I spent money on thank the stars. I’m free to play 😌💅✨) and I’m not getting what I need! You have to get the ✨top item✨ in the box before you can move onto the next. I need to get to box 5 but I’m still in 1 😫

There’s like 7 days left and I’ve been playing the even since before Easter (though the box set I need only released like two days ago)

... i see. well i could listen to you ramble about anything.

glad you're smart enough to not spend too much, or any, money on it. as long as your having fun i guess, but be careful with that kind of thing. i know you will be, L.

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ask-shane · 48 minutes

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i just wanna say everytime i see your blog posts i smile a little bit and gen cant stop thinking abt them the whole day love u :3

well shoot. i'm just red in the face now.

you really like the blog that much? ... that's the kind of thing that makes me wanna keep posting.

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ask-shane · 51 minutes

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Have this photo of a mask I'm making <3

nice... you gonna be wearing that at the farm? i'm just trying to wrap my head around this. because if that's for protection against animals and monsters… then i can see it. but if you're just gonna wear that every time you go outside, then i might have questions.

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ask-shane · 53 minutes

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hi shane this might or might not be that new farmer boy that has been bugging u at gus' - i didnt know u had a tumblr?????????? anyways i was wondering hypothetically if ud like to come over n eat pizza then either watch a stupid movie or play something if thats cool... hypothetically (couldnt bring myself to ask u face to face sorry)

... yeah i've got a tumblr. you really gonna use my own blog to ask me to hang out though? you could’ve just asked me in person. don't tell me i'm that unapproachable.

well you've got my attention now. pizza and a dumb movie sounds pretty damn nice. let's do it.

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ask-shane · 57 minutes

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Hey Shane, how has therapy been lately?

uh… it's going. we're working on things. mostly just learning how to manage my shit better. you could say it's been helpful. just… bunch of talking about my problems. and feelings. it's a lot.

i'm getting used to it though. hey, uh... thanks for pushing me to get out here.

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ask-shane · 59 minutes

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a joja member found me incapacitated last night after I passed out. Was that you,,, (⬇️ theory,,,)

i was going on a late night walk and saw you passed out on your way to your farm... looked like you were in pretty rough shape. i figured i should probably do something about it.

let this be the last time this happens, alright artem? i'm not dragging you to harvey's again.

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ask-shane · 1 hour

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every time i pull up ur blog, my cat starts purring and nosing at my screen so just remember even when you struggle there is at least one cat who loves tf outta you <3

ain't that something. i think that cat might love me more than most people probably could…

what a sweetheart. give 'em some pets for me.

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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Man, I saw you sitting on the docks by the lake and talking to yourself. Is everything okay with you? You looked pretty angry and upset, I was afraid to disturb you.…🥲

oh... yeah, i guess that wasn’t really the best spot to go if i didn't want to be seen. you wouldn't have been disturbing me, though.

my head’s been a real shitstorm lately, but i’ll manage... don't worry about me.

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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you are my favourite :)

damn, thanks... don’t get too attached to me.

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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Shane I fell down the stairs :(

Also Rietta says hi :)

oh, damn. the stairs again... i have a feeling this ain't the first time. you alright?

rietta says hi? uh... tell her i said hey. how's she been?

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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*slides $20 across the table*

One kiss?

you think i'd do that for $20?

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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I wanted to thank the admin of this account. I LOVE THIS ACCOUNT, I LOVE SHANE, I LOVE YOUR WORK, THANK YOUUUUUU 💓💓💓💓

mod here, THANK YOU NOEMY!! i appreciate the love for the shane blog, i put a lot of time into it :'D it's all worth the reactions i get here. i really enjoy the interactions and wanna say that i could never do any of this without you all. you have my thanks! and shane's, but he's too passed out on the couch right now to respond. dude couldn't even make it to bed 🙄

#ask-shane 🐓#hehe thank you so much for interacting #and to anyone reading this #thank you for supporting my blog it means a whole lot to me #stardew valley

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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A poem. A bit shaky but eh

Tired Eyes

I find myself falling,

Eyes heavy and drowsy.

The way that the rest,

Sleep calling me like a siren.

So many meanings.

I love you

I’m bored

I’m fatigued.

Tired eyes effect us all,

Make you vulnerable.

Yet I don’t mind it when I’m with you

that's spot-on. it's a different kind of tiredness than the physical kind, to me.

i like this a lot. i'll be reading it again.

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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While we're on the topic of your fighting off things from your chicken coop, what was one of the most intense fights you had while defending it?

one time this massive wilderness golem tried to break in. i thought he was gonna bust down the door... i had to hit him over the head with marnie's pitchfork a couple times, but i won.

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ask-shane · 2 hours

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Any opinions on Clint?

he's a little creepy.

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