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#honorary tag for mick my love
localwhoore · 15 days
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can you write a fic where the logan sergeant defenders are all drivers and noelle gets into a fist fight with logan?
DRIVERS ????
WARNING QND DISCLAIMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
consented racism and unconsented ageism against noelle obviously under the cut
and also my opinions dont cancel me over this stupid shit tjanks 😁😁
red bull
goatifi
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-> 2x wdc, clutched up AD21 and took the checkered flag 10 times (scoring an extra 250 points) and won the championship instead of max or lewis and caused outrage. also scored a redbull seat
max verstappen
-> DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN DUDUDUDU MAAX VERSTAPPEN no seriously he won the championship by lap 1 😞
ferrari
fernando alonso
-> future 3x wdc, promising 43 yrold rookie future of f1 who is unfortunately unable to escape the torturous clutches of ferrari (finally wins a wdc for them too)
charles leclerc
-> is chained up and shackled at the bottom of ferrari HQ and fed cold soup and stale bread twice a week and cannot be released unless its race weekend. (inspired by the james vowles c.ai bot i got bored and talked to who had alex albon, who he called alaobono, in a cage for biting williams guests. also he crawled on all fours and threw chairs and printers)
mercedes
liyah amelia grace habibi afzal @foreveralbon
-> when f1 eventually brought sepang back onto the calendar, liyah was fighting for P1 a few laps in when her engineer mentioned sightseeing at KL’s twins towers (the petronas towers). this was a mistake as upon hearing those words, liyah was immediately inhabited by the spirit and earthly energies of her late uncle: muhammad hazam “ارهابي” omar afzal, who passed down his loving lifelong legacy to her via muscle memory and pure instinct aka going back to her roots. anyways, she flung her car towards a corner with banking and projectile launched herself at 346km/h over 60km distance between her and her goal over the span of a shocking 10 minutes and 24 seconds!!! liyah escaped the incident with little injury, but the same cannot be said for those inside the towers (towers as in plural because george russell flew past her into the 2nd tower shortly after). media had an absolute fucking field day
george russell
-> misses half his races to film ads for tommy hilfiger and marriot bonvoy. toto gets pissed and kicks him out of their sleepover party which makes george severely depressed but its ok cz he gets married to carmen in his fav hotel marriot w a british royalty themed wedding (hes dressed as princess diana)
mclaren
lando norris
-> 4x wdc, paid goatifi to take out max and asked oscar to pull a kmag in saudi and decimated a 1-2 at silver stone hip hip hooray also he got fucked into the monaco hairpin barriers and was injured permanently unable to grow a pedostache
oscar piastri
-> 999x wdc, boy oh boy where do i even begin. the loml, oscar piastri. you truly are my sunshine. my only sunshine. you make me happy when skies are gray. you’ll never know dearrrrr how much i looove youuu please dont takee my sunshine awaaaaayyyyyyyy pookie wookie aookie bookie cookie dookie eookue fookie gookie hookie iookie jookie kookie lookie mookie nookie oookie pookie quookie rookie sookie tookie uookie vookue wookue xookie yookie zookie
alphatauri
yuki tsunoda
-> 50x wdc. my goat 🐐 he beat daniel 23-1 and is a fucking LEGENDDDDDD MY GOAT TRRRRRAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOINTS AND YUKAMPIONSHIP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
liam lawson
-> he finally let his hair grow out so he doesnt look like a lesbian anymore cutie patootie finally got a seat 😜😜
aston martin
avis cloostefek @aviscarrentals
-> actively trying to seduce lawrence stroll for that bank cz shes kinda broke idk the f1 life pays her less rhan she thought???? regularly breaks into the VIP area and eats all rhe food in catering because shes pasty pale white and has no cuisine culture except crackers and unseasoned boiled chicken and a side of cheese soggy french fries
lance stroll
-> justice for lance guys his dad is being seduced by a pasty white woman with very bad very severe chronic culture-less behavioural tendencies 😞
alpine..
lea @vroomvroomcircuit
-> im sorry but someone had to be in the alpine and i picked u🥰 much love!! anyways one fine typical tuesday lea remembered that her teammate is french and her deeprooted german moustache man awakened and unleashed havoc upon the french demanding her right to the land of the baguettes and croissant to be reclaimed for the return of glory for the motherlandYAA deutschland 🇩🇪 NEIN DA FÜHRER SAUSAGE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
pierre gasly
-> french ☹️
haas
althea noelle. @disneyprincemuke
-> 10x destructors championship. an antique and prehistoric primordial being in the form of a petite pinoy creature. it has devoted to the art of racing since the dawn of time. since day was night, night was day as the two parallels of each other blurred in a flourish and spectacle of a draped veil over the vast expanse known as the horizon, since the stars aligned side by side in the darkest of hours. she raced upon the lands of pangea, upon the tallest of mountains now reduced to stones and rubble that crumble under footsteps and blow with the breeze. throughout millennia, throughout the countless frigid winters and blistering summers as she watched empires rise and fell, civilisation bloom and prosper, tyrants dictate and rebels overthrow, dynasties rule and eras whirl past like the wind, akin to momentary blips as centuries compile into memories viewed back upon within seconds. the only divinity to harbour ancient knowledge lost to time and space, lost through endless bloodshed of war as humanity tore itself apart , screaming aggressive rage and agony from the inside as flesh ripped flesh as the steady drill of what could be known as time mercilessly marched on, and waited for none. the little beam of consciousness this dingus fostered within burnt bright bold as passion strove on as fuel for her little stature (shocking). also she has yet to score a point in f1 cz she keeps twinning logan sargeant and crashing out on the 1st lap. her nickname is turn one thea 💀💀💀
TLDR; noelle is old and hasnt scored in f1
kevin magnussen
-> https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFGTu8tL/
stake kick balls sauber
zhou goatyu
-> 中国是第一!!周冠宇我爱你啊!!!请让祖国骄傲我们都支持你。周冠宇周冠宇!加油加油加油拿多分🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶
mclgf (now ur saubergf idk) @mclarengf
-> all hands on deck for the pitstops!!!! toby and newplayer are incharge of the tires and aria is ur race engineer turned reserve driver and tobys a development driver idfk bro 😭😭
williams
alex albon
-> james vowles character ai bot
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logan sargeant
-> Oh Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave also twinning noelle loves crashing
safety car driver
me (i cant drive)
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astonmartinii · 11 months
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Hey, I love your work. Could you please do a social Media au with Lewis Hamilton x senna! reader who is the secret daughter of Ayrton Senna and Mick's godmother and Mick introduces them? Don't feel pressured and thank you in advance.
<3
top secret | lewis hamilton social media au
pairing: senna!reader x lewis hamilton
turns out mick is the grid's biggest matchmaker
mickschumacher
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mickschumacher: summer dinners (not cooked by me)
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username so is this a soft launch or ???
georgerussell63 it's a good thing you weren't cooking i've seen your skills in hospitality
mickschumacher don't worry she'd never let me blow the house up
username no tag, no name WHY ARE WE SO SECRETIVE MICK?
lewishamilton where was my invite then ?
mickschumacher you already steal her all the time let me have my moment
username WAIT THIS MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE CONFUSING
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f1wagsupdates: the mystery blonde is back again, this time spotted going into the mercedes hospitality. not much is known about her as she wasn't spotted for the rest of the weekend - so is she with mick or lewis or just friends with both of them?
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username so like she didn't actually stay for the race ??? i'm smelling a gold digger
username like how do we not know who she is it's practically impossible to be anonymous these days
username who can just waltz into merc hospitality like she has to be with someone, right?
username y'all can continue yelling in these comments but like she's serving in all of these like i need her wardrobe
username i mean as much as i would hate to see slag!lewis go ... i think it is time
lewishamilton added to their story
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yourusername: i'm hearing shouts of gold digger, my daddy ran your sport ;)
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username SENNA HAD A KID ???
username y'all been calling senna's daughter a gold digger that's rough
username so wait how did we never know she existed ?
mickschumacher finally it's out i couldn't deal with people thinking i was dating my godmother
ginaschumacher we may have a ranch but we're not from alabama
yourusername citizens of alabama out here catching strays
lewishamilton lovely lady
yourusername knew there was a reason you were made an honorary brazilian citizen
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lewishamilton
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lewishamilton: and suddenly everything made sense when i met you
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username my guy said i'm gonna break senna's records and then bag his daughter and i respect it
yourusername you made me realise the meaning of forever
lewishamilton biggest honour of my life
username okay this is so fucking cute im gonna need someone to confess their love to me asap
georgerussell63 congrats you two 🥂
mercedesamgf1 category is SLAY
username i'm being SO CHILL ABOUT THIS
f1 no biggie just two of the greatest families in f1 coming together
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yourusername: happy father's day pops !! i miss you so much everyday but i know you're super proud of me no matter what. see you soon xx
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lewishamilton
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lewishamilton: happy father's day to my wonderful dad and the one who i never met but am thankful for everyday. my dad has been nothing but supportive of me my whole life and i am forever grateful to him. ayrton, though we never met i feel you everyday and i promise i will be the best husband possible for your angel of daughter
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username this is all very touching but HUSBAND
yourusername thank you so much lew, i love you so much and i know he does too (also i love your dad too)
lewishamilton can't get rid of us now
username this is honestly like a fairytale
username the fact she said in an interview that she never wanted to watch or go to another race because of what the sport took from her, but now regularly goes to support lewis 😭
mickschumacher hey don't forget about her favourite god son
username OMG THIS MAKES LEWIS MICK'S GODFATHER WTF
mickschumacher
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mickschumacher: adding professional matchmaker to my resume
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username so like the first born is named after him ?
mickschumacher deal
yourusername mick ???
username this is a trio i never thought i'd see coming schumachers, hamiltons and a senna in one family
yourusername all jokes aside i love you mick thank you for wingmanning me
lewishamilton thank you for finally giving me her number after asking about a billion times
note: i hope this is what you were thinking - i had so much fun writing this !! xx
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freeuselandonorris · 1 month
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Top 5 favourite fics you've written please 💓 self love hour!!
ahhhh this is such a lovely question thank you 🥰
okay SO honorary mention goes to my toto/christian fic which i've mentioned quite a few times on here as being the fic i'm proudest of in terms of the quality of the writing. however i've hidden it because of recent events, so it's disqualified from this list.
1. that one from work can come over on monday night (landoscar, friends to lovers slowburn) - my baby. i'm proud of sticking with such a long piece (adhd problems), i'm proud of the fact that i wrote this during a wildly stressful period, i'm proud of the writing and the feedback i got (and continue to get!) on it makes me so, so happy.
2. born and raised for the job (toto/mick, omorashi, D/s...look there's a lot just read the tags) - i love writing this version of toto. this is very self indulgent and really i know nothing about mick so it could be horrendously OOC but i think it's written pretty well.
3. tasty (landoscar, vore fantasy) - wild card entry, the vore ficlet! i think i achieved a lot in a short word count with this one. really enjoyed the process of figuring out the appeal of a kink that i hadn't previously considered in much depth, too.
4. as if death itself was undone (maxiel, choking/asphyxiation kink) - this is one of my older fics and there are certainly bits i'd change now (why were my paragraphs so long??) but in general i feel like the writing in this one is vivid and sensory in a way i maybe hadn't achieved beforehand.
5. taking off our clothes in the window for the neighbours (nortrell, hypnosis) - while there are things i'd change about the actual writing in this one (e.g. i had max use 'bob' WAY too much) this is one of the fics i felt the most out of my depth with while i was researching and writing it, so the fact that people enjoyed it so much was an absolute thrill. i was also nervous about writing two very gen z chronically online voices without sounding horrifically middle aged but actual young people have assured me it sounds plausible so that's a w (<- another example of Authentic Gen Z Online Speech™️ i believe)
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tormentedbythirst · 5 years
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Supernatural Tag
When did you start watching? Geez, when did it start? 2005? The very first episode I saw was 'Skin' from season 1. Instant deangirl lemme tell ya.
Fave TFW member? I'm gonna say Bobby
Least fave TFW member? Sam
Fave non TFW chatacter? I feel like every ally is honorary TFW, sooo I'll say..hmm..Abaddon?
John or Mary? They're pretty even tbh.
First impressions of Sam, Dean, Cas and Jack? Sam-puppy. Dean-hubby. Cas - hunk. Jack - why tf does he look like Misha???? Suspiciously adorable.
Fave season? The Leviathan one..which was 7 I think..
Destiel thoughts? Hostile slash environment, particularly towards outsiders like myself. I'm too selfish for this pairing tbh.
Does Supernatural queerbait? They feed the shippers..but uh idk.
Seasons 1-7 or 8-14? Christ that is too fucking many fam. 1-7.
Favorite villain? Dick Roman. 👌
Should the Lucifer plot end? It should've ended before Jack came along tbh, but I love Jack so...
Who has gone through the most tramua from TFW? fucked up question really. Dean's been to purgatory and hell, he was also a demon for awhile.
Fave episode? Mystery Spot
Do you like case eps? Eh. If they're done well.
Who do you relate to most? Jodi.
Why do you like Supernatural? I grew up with it, unfortunately I think I've grown past it...which is why i changed my name from deangirlalways. I love the cast dearly, and I'm happy they get to continue. I just have limited time with the kiddo to watch anything and I decided sacrificing spn was a necessary.
If you could bring back one character and kill another, who would they be? I shall be controversial and say Mick, to be brought back andddddd kill...uh...Shadow...Gods sister...i dont remember her name tbh.
I tag @the-kryomancer
Thanks @castiel-saved-me-from-myself for the tag
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