who can relate

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

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Something something, tumblr's only joke

ID: An illustration of a small flower fairy flying next to a walrus. The fairy points with one hand to the left and the other to the right, saying, "I'll try these doors, you try those, and maybe we'll find someone who can help!" The walrus replies, "Okie dokie." End ID

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

izutsumiiiiiiii. kitby

Some writers: *meticulously plan out every plot point and the tone and meanings before they start writing*

Me:

she has a flower for you!

2 genres of fanfiction:

1) put that guy into situations

2) take that guy OUT of situations for the love of GOD let them REST 

Love Is Love

(Chilchuck I'm so sorry but you know what you did)