I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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My first ides of March on here! The knife is being sharpened and the memes prepared!
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imagine this: you're the baddest bitch in the Roman Republic. you have spent the past few decades fighting, fucking and planning to take control of the known world. you've killed millions of people. you became the fucking pontifex maximus and used some guy's idea to reinvent the calendar. you were the first roman to have a terrible vacation experience in the UK. you won a civil war. your best friend likes to commission naked statues of you and stand in front of them calling you a king at parties.
it's the 15th March 44 b.c.e and life is good. the people love you and you just became a dictator for life. you leave your mansion, ignoring your wife's pleas for you to stay (venus above that woman is in love with you) and shake off the soothsayer who keeps following you around and talking about your doom (spurinna is obsessed with you). you swagger into work, sit down, and are immediately stabbed by a bunch of your coworkers. you stagger around for a bit feeling sorry for yourself, before collapsing down dead at the statue of the guy that you had that civil war against. what a way to go.
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Happy Ides of March!
They don't kill politicians like they used to!
@theelderhazelnut @laismoura-art @captain-liminal @running-with-the-feels @scentedcandleibex
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pls help my mum made this meme for ides of march because she knows I love bingus and haven't been able to stop laughing at it
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And Brutus killed for he loved Rome
And Brutus killed for he loved Ceaser
And Brutus killed one who was not Ceaser
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HAPPY STAB DAY!!!!!! 🗡️🔪
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is there anything more heartbreaking than when a previously beloved mutual has a horrible take on one of your fav tv shows 😭😭
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Brutus seeing the graffiti of him stabbing Caesar all over Rome, c. 44 BC
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People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March. It's not about just stabbing. It's about coming together to stab your favourite corrupt politician in groups
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