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ID: An illustration of a small flower fairy flying next to a walrus. The fairy points with one hand to the left and the other to the right, saying, "I'll try these doors, you try those, and maybe we'll find someone who can help!" The walrus replies, "Okie dokie." End ID

i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this

id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id

ID: Digital art of the man and woman from the "Planet of the Base" tiktok video. The man has maroon hair, pale skin, and a slight build. He is wearing a black vest and track pants. The woman has wavy blonde hair, pale skin, and a slight build. She is wearing a white and pink tank top and white track pants. The repeating text behind them reads "Cyber system overload, everybody movement!" End ID

kravitz jr prefers my desk chair to any of his cat beds

ID: An illustration of OP dressed in pajamas, and sharing an office chair with a large black cat. The cat is taking up the majority of the seat, while OP is forced to sit on the edge while thinking, "my butt hurts so much." End ID.

ID: First image is digital art of Lup, an elven woman in her lich form. She has glowing, golden skin and long, curly glowing hair. She is wearing a flowing red robe that looks like flickering flames. She gestures behind herself and says, "You should see the other guy." Second image is of Barry Bluejeans, and human man in his lich form. His face and hands are black, while his eyes glow bright white. He is also wearing a red robe. He looks flustered with several hearts drawn around his head. His face is covered with many glowing yellow kiss marks. End ID.

ID: ID: The first image is a screenshot of discord user iz/@anonymousalchemist saying "i need someone to draw a chibi astarion in place of the leech tbh. or some other vampire." The second image is a screenshot of discord user joc/@herbgerblin asking, "With the bow?" Iz confirms, ":3 with the bow." End ID

The Third image is an edited screengrab of a Twitter post. The user's name is not visible, but their icon is of an anime girl wearing pink. The caption has been edited to say, "Feeding time for Astarion again!! I just love watching him get bigger from my blood (blushing emoji)" The photos included in the post have been edited to include a drawn, chibi-version of Astarion wearing a large, pink bow on his neck. He clings to the user's arm, blood trickling around his mouth. End ID.

The original leech post in question

ID: First image is an illustration of Captain K. P. Hob, a tall, light-brown bugbear, and Prince Andhera, a masculine-presenting nonbinary fey. Hob is wearing a white poet shirt. Anhere is wearing light grey, cotton pants. Hob is holding Anhera up in the air by their waist band, as they awkwardly hold onto his arm to stay upright. A dark cloud pours rain directly on the prince. Second image is a comic of the two characters. Andhera is wearing a loose robe, while Hob is wearing a plain shirt and vest. They are both holding quarterstaffs. Andhera proclaims proudly to Hob, "Instead, I will share one of my greatest achievements. One time, I folded 100 paper bats." Hob asks, "Sorry, bags?" Andhera says, "Oh, if only. Those are tough because you have to get the sides as well. No, bats. Bats." Hob replies, "You folded 100 paper bats." Andhera says, "Yes. Well, they weren't bats before, but once I folded them, they became bats, so." Hob quickly veers the conversation by shouting, "All right! Well, the quarterstaff is a remarkable weapon." End ID.

pillar boy i am rotating you in my mind

I would like to see…. Heart shaped glasses Lup…

Id: The first image is a digital drawing of Lup, an elven woman with tan skin, curly blonde hair, and a slight build. She is wearing a strapless red dress with gloved sleeves that end in pink puffs, which reveal her shoulders. She is also wearing pink, heart-shaped sunglasses. She smiles with her arms raised and fire emitting from her hands. The unlying caption on the image says, "You set my heart ablaze! Happy Valentine's day." The overlaying caption reads, "Where are my--my fifteen dollars." The second image is the same but without captions. End id.

For the cute lovecore outfit suggestion thing, the first thing that popped into my head is Merle flirting with a plant of some kind, and the plant is "wearing" something Merle made, either knitted or made out of shells or other things made from the beach

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone's favorite terrible grandpa

ID: Digital drawing of Merle Highchurch, a male dwarf with brown skin, grey hair and beard, and hair over his body. He is wearing a pink, heart-patterned collared shirt with the collar open. He is also wearing khaki shorts, dark brown sandals, and a gold watch. He is grinning at a large punk tropical flower, resting on a table beside him. Hanging from the stem of the flower is a necklace made out of yellow seashells. End ID.

if youre still doing the lovecore outfits- could we get magnus throwing wooden ducks at folks Cupid-style?

those asks were actually from last year (in my defense, adhd brain), but yeah I can squeeze in one more! my hand is getting tired tho, so this is last one :0

First image is a drawing of Magnus Burnsides, a human man with a strong, burly build. He is wearing a pink t-shit, trousers, and white cupid wings with a pink halo headband. He holds an assortment of pink wooden ducks in one arm, while actively throwing one in the other while yelling, "Love ducks!" Second image is a two-part comic of Killian and Carey, an orcish woman and female dragonborn respectively. In the top drawing, they both look in the direction that Magnus yelled and ask in unison, "Love whats?" In the bottom drawing, they then begin to scream and cover their heads as love ducks rain down on them from above. End Id.

would LOVE to see your take on Mercymorn and Augustine........

i just did mercymourn for now. Sometimes you start doodling a character and they have a sort of squishness that makes them fun to draw and you get lost in the sauce for a bit

ID: A group of digital drawings of Mercymourn, a human woman with pale skin, golden eyes, a slight build, and aprocot pink hair in various loose buns. She wears a black top and white scarf loose over he shoulders. From right to left, she is drawn with a causual but still severe facial expression. Top middle, she is smiling with sparkles near her face. Right middle, she is frowning and facing forward. Bottom right, she is turned to the side and looking a bit distraught. End ID.

sorry I have more thoughts on this post and my previous tags

Imagine angus going to sleep in a room full of plants and aroma candles and a poster of Kenny Chesny that’s been covered up by a poster of Jeff angel, only to wake up in a bedroom full of baubles and wizard hats. And he reacts like, “Oh cool. I can Taako ask for the good blueberry pancakes today.”

Like he’s not portaling in his sleep, he just has a very large family of talented weirdos who are up for the challenge of playing extreme capture the flag with their child. He goes to sleep in his school dorm and then wakes up in Carey and Killian’s guest room for the sixth time that semester (this is usually how the game begins because of Carey’s incredible rogue skills.)

And he’s using context clues to act accordingly, because part of the challenge is leaning into the kayfabe. It’s funnier to keep the bit going: “This is the room I’ve always had and the means by how I got here were under completely normal circumstances.”

He goes to sleep in a moonbase chamber with a clear view of the stars and he wakes up in a room full of cozy quilts and hand carved action figures, and he’s like, “I hope Magnus remembered to get my socks too.”

Like they probably keep doubles of all his stuff at the various residences, because the goal is making the transfer (theft? swap??) as seamless as possible. The only rule is Angus must sleep through the entire process. There is no penalty, only the sweet joy (and boy) of victory.

It’s a bright sunny morning and Angus walks into Lup and Barry’s kitchen after certainly not being in their house when he went to sleep.

Barry: you sleep okay last night kiddo?

Angus: oh yes, like a baby. perfectly sound

Lup (into her stone of farspeech): YOU HEARD THAT, LIKE A BABY

Taako: *angry wizard noises*

ID: A digital comic. First image is of Magnus, Taako, Lup, Lucretia, and Merle resting on a mall bench with a bunch of shopping bags. Magnus and Lucretia sitting opposite their companions. They all look in various degrees of bored and tiredness. Merle, a dwarf man, is asleep. Magnus, a human man, rests his head on his arms as his hands. Taako, an elven man in a wizard hat and a hoodie, mutters, "Who's great idea was it to give the van keys to Barold and Capt'n Port? It's gonna take like, two hours to track them down." Lup, holding a cellphone in one hand, raises her other hand to her face and shouts, "BLUE!" into the air. The second image shows a zoomed-out view of the group in the center of the busy mall. The following panel shows the same view, now with a word bubble from somewhere on the second floor, a responding "JEANS!" The third image zooms back in on the crew, all looking puzzled about the shouting, save Merle, who is still asleep. End ID.

it's their version of marco polo

@blupjeansweek beginnith! it's not midnight for me so this counts for day 1 prompt: bluejeans

Taako and Lup in formal dresses and/or suits please?

Anonymous asked: For the drawing suggestion, maybe Lup in her heist outfit?

gonna merge these two together :0

ID: Digital art of Taako and Lup, an elven man and woman respectively, descending confidently down a red staircase. Both have curly blonde hair, tan freckled skin, and slight body builds. Taako is wearing a white tux, a white wide-brimmed hat, a grey dress shirt, and a black scarf and gloves. Lup is wearing a black, form-fitting gown with long mesh sleeves, a large white bow over the chest, and a slit up the left side. She is also wearing a black wide-brimmed hat and holding a white clutch. Her hair is also swept over one shoulder. End ID.

ID: A two-page comic of Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula. Jonathan looks at Dracula with an open, curious expression. There is remnants of shaving cream on his face and a small, bleeding scratch on his cheek. Dracula glares intensely as he gripped Jonathan's chin. The middle panel zoomed in on the red rosary around Jonathan's neck and Dracula immediately looked unease, the caption near his face says "x-files theme." The bottom panel zooms in on the silver-backed mirror on the dresser behind Jonathan. Dracula takes a deep breath and leans back. Second image, Dracula calmly reaches for the mirror, still holding Jonathan's chin. He then chucks the mirror out of a window, shattering the glass. With the same calm expression, Dracula states," And this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. It is a foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!" End ID.

I know in the novel he opens the window before yeeting the mirror into the courtyard, but I think this reaction is funnier.

a few hand and foot studies