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helimir · 1 month
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revisiting the balance finale and I am completely fascinated by davenport immediately concluding that they need to leave on the starblaster and continue to the next cycle. that’s so wild. it asks you to confront the fact that, even though the stolen century was only a few episodes, it covers 100 times more time than the rest of the podcast. davenport is ready for these last ten years to be just an incident in a long list of incidents. he’s ready for another 100 years, however long it takes to figure out a better plan. the fact that it could bring lup back! the fact that if lucretia won’t agree, it’s better to kill her and talk about it next cycle if need be! the fact that none of them could stay even if they wanted to. the fact that davenport of all of them is the most willing to let the world burn. would he have waited to try and get the light from lucretia? would taako? imagine what the first moments of them reforming in a new planar system would be. holy istus i can’t stop thinking about it.
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lucretiaadventurezone · 4 months
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TAZ Balance Dashboard Simulator
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happy rise and grind reclaimers wednesday monday
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its literally friday ?
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HAPPY RISE AND GRIND RECLAIMERS WEDNESDAY MONDAY FRIDAY
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#the additions are KILLING ME #laugh rule #tumblr days of the week #scheduled
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#bureau business #inoculated #txt
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give me that username lup. stop impersonating me
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no
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CALLOUT FOR GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK
so im not trying to start anything, but it has to be said. garfield has been collecting blood from various people and using it for nefarious purposes, as well as just kind of being a dick.
receipts under the readmore vv
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#callout #gore tw #lilian don’t look
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Life is meaningless and nothing matters. Everything sucks and we should all just give in. Submit to the Hunger.
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
this is exactly what ligma was saying a few years ago
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What is Ligma? Some minor god you think will save you when your plane is consumed?
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LIGMA BALLS OHHHHHHHH
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ohmygod you killed him
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A picture of the moon I took with my new camera! If you look really closely, you can see the B.O.B. on the left side.
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You can't do that here
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hey guys! it's me, merle hightower highchurch. just wanted to come on here and say that i'm a total loser and lup is the coolest bitch alive
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🌱 merlehighchurch1
STOP
#this is elder abuse
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#my coworkers are driving me CRAZY rn #what do you mean it was 'just a little bit' of necromancy #WE ARE LITERALLY REAPERS LIKE HELLO #and now rq will be pissed at me. great #vent #do not rb
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i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up i fu
#ohhhhh my god accidentally posted on the wrong blog #i didn't realize until BOTH of my coworkers had seen it fuck me #i am dating one of their brothers as well so #dreading our next work meeting and my date plans tonight
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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone
i need to pick up taako by the scruff of his neck and shake him around
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nillial · 9 months
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could not stop imagining this post as magnus n fisher . thats his neurodivergent voidfish
[Image description: uncolored digital art of characters from The Adventure Zone, based off a Reddit thread. Magnus is a broad-shouldered human in an IPRE hoodie, while Davenport is a skinny mustached gnome in a fancy jacket, and Lucretia is a skinny human wearing glasses and a robe.
In the first panel, Magnus holds a baby Fisher up to his cheek, squishing them against his face lovingly. Magnus says: "my pet jellyfish, Mike, who is neurodivergent. he is 1 year old today."
With an incredulous expression, Davenport asks: "Where did you get that?" and Magnus, smiling, replies: "ocean." Lucretia pokes Fisher with a pencil and asks: "I have to ask, out of genuine curiosity, how is it determined that a jellyfish is neurodivergent?" Magnus replies: "I filled out an online quiz using his answers." End description.]
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There are some things Davenport knows.
He counts them sometimes, the things he knows.
His name; how to tie his shoes with twelve different knots; how the Madame Director likes her coffee.
The rules of playing Fantasy Chess, and how to cheat at Fantasy Chess too.
How to tell when someone is afraid
How to make his bed, so tight and neat he can drop a coin on it and it jumps, newly polished and gleaming, right back into his hand
How to bandage up to twenty different kinds of injuries
How to make the best sea chowder on the Moon Base, and also on the planet
How to press a uniform so it lasts a week and several explosions with no crinkled corners
How to organise reports with proper colour-coding techniques
Not a great many words, when it comes to that - slippery as fishtails, words, hard to grasp in the mind and impossible to put into his mouth
How to laugh, and how to cry
How to be helpful, if not always in the most efficient way
Some very complicated geometry and arithmetic, though not the word for geometry, nor how to write down an equation to explain how he got his results.His name, the names of his colleagues, where he is, what time of the day it is, what happened yesterday.
His name, his name, even when he doesn't know anything else, his name is Davenport -
Most days, anyway
He cries, sometimes, over bowls of spicy soup and at cute dogs, when someone leaves a book half-open on the table - when he sees groups of people laughing, and when he's alone for a long time. He is rarely alone. The Madame Director finds him, every time. Brings him biscuits and jam, shares puzzles, gives him folders to file.
She tries to teach him new words from brightly coloured books, sometimes. Not often; Davenport hates to make her unhappy, and she looks very sad, whenever he fails. He hates failing - this he knows for certain. But regardless of what he does, the Director is sad a lot of the time. Busy, busy; but she goes very still, late at night, and writes lists in strange languages with shifting characters, and then burns them, with a look on her face like stone, like a closed fist. He sweeps the ashes, afterwards; there's nothing in them he can understand.
No one sees her in those hours. Only Davenport is there, with no one else around. Davenport does not count as company, really. Or at least the Madame Director trusts him enough to let him see her when it's very late and she is very tired, and there is too much work for a night's rest.
It's nice, being trusted. Davenport likes it, likes his little tasks, his schedule and his friends. He knows every corner of the Moon Base, except the ones he is not supposed to enter; he has a little map sewn into his coat pocket, for when he forgets he knows every corner of the Moon Base.
He loves slow music, and sea chowder, and to drink his tea (the Director makes it, sometimes; she knows just how he likes it) while standing behind the transparent windows and watch the planet down below, all green and blue and changeful, like a face with many moods.
He knows he likes these things.
It is only that, sometimes, Davenport is very full of a painful feeling, a feeling like being full of smoldering fire, a feeling like --
Anger has no face, no colour. Davenport does not know a lot of things; sometimes he grasps at the softened edges of his mind, looking for something sharp enough to cut himself with. Davenport is angry, sometimes, though he has no words for it. Sometimes, anger is the only real thing in Davenport's world, the first thing he ever knew.
And then he forgets about it.
There are few things Davenport knows. He can feel the shape of something very important, prodding at him, filling him up with a warm, unpleasant energy. It is there when he wakes, for a handful of moments - every day, in the dreaming place between wakefulness and sleep. Like a dream, it fades before he is done dressing for the day. He has no words for it. The truth is, most days Davenport only knows his name is Davenport, and the worst of it is Davenport forgets there might be anything missing.
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badsciencejokes · 7 months
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junotter · 11 months
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The rest of the crew on their beach day!
Part one here
Do people want an image of them all together? I have it but I don't want to be repetitive.
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Two Liberal MPs in the Toronto area have broken ranks with the Trudeau government regarding Israel’s assault on Gaza, endorsing an arms embargo on Israel until it complies with international law.
As of March 11, Israel’s attacks have killed more than 31,000 people in Gaza, including 12,300 children, according to Palestinian health officials. Another 8,000 people are believed to be buried under rubble.
Meanwhile, the Israeli military continues to impede deliveries of humanitarian aid entering the besieged enclave, and has repeatedly fired on aid trucks.
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The two Liberal Party MPs who broke ranks are Beaches-East York MP Nathaniel Erskine-Smith and Davenport MP Julie Dzerowicz, both from the Toronto area.
Tagging: @politicsofcanada
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generalkenobee · 8 months
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A/N: ok so I know this probably won't get many likes or anything but I literally love Chase sm so I need to write this just for my well being because I've loved him since I was like ten, hope you enjoy 💖🩷
Warnings: sfw and nsfw headcannons, aged up!!!, FEM reader (kinda)
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SFW headcannons
•hand holding is such a must with him
•he gives the best hugs, especially when he's in his black sweatpants and sleep sweater because everything is just so warm and gentle
•hes insanely touch starved
•Chase has never had a partner before you so you have to be patient with him, for example
-(Y/N), I don't know why you asked me for help with your homework, it was super easy
He would say laughing, not realizing that he hurt your feelings because you genuinely needed help
-(Y/N), I can't hold your hand right now I'm clearly working on this
Chase would say annoyed while still looking at the screen of his computer
•after a while and some help from you he's learned that a relationship takes time and consideration
•my man lovessss your stomach, no matter the size or if you have cellulite, stretch marks, he loves it so much
•loves to kiss you everywhere, especially because the whole touch starved thing. Chase is always placing a quick kiss to your cheek while he walks by you, first thing he does in the morning and before he goes to bed is kiss you
•physically can't sleep if you're not in the bed next to him
•nicknames he calls you
-sweetheart
-baby
-honey
•whenever he writes your name he always puts a little heart next to it
•usually falls asleep with his head resting on your chest with steady breathing
•loves to have you run your fingers through his hair while he falls asleep and scratch his scalp
•loves when you kiss all his moles and freckles, just basic beauty marks because it shows that you love every part of him
•he gets incredibly jealous of everyone. He's not used to people picking him and genuinely wanting to be with him over Adam for example
•always has mints, gum, or breath, spray on hand
•he takes extra precautions before seeing you (brushing his hair four times, showing twice, brushing his teeth over and over again, making sure hes wearing an outfit he'll know you'll like)
•soooo good with kids
NSFW headcannons
•lovessss when you pull his hair
•so loud, like soooo insanely loud. Moans, groans, and when he gets close whimpers
•he loves when you cockwarm him while he plays video games or when he's working on something
•eye contact while he trusts up into you, it's almost like his way of thanking you for being so vulnerable with him
•things chase says during sex
-s-shit..you feel so warm..s-so welcoming baby..
-this all for me?
-thank you thank you thank you..
-I love you so much...
-its so deep..I-I can feel all of you...
•chase tries not to ever cuss, he thinks there's smarter words to use..but when he's close it's like a whole new person
-f-fuck..fucking shit baby I'm oh my god I'm gonna, aungh..
•this one time you let spike fuck you and chase got upset because he didn't remember any of it, and he also felt jealous for some reason?
•sometimes when you walk by, you'll slap him on the ass through his jeans and he jumps up in fear every time
•lightly grazes his teeth over your neck during sex and you can feel his hot breath against your pulse..
•I feel like he really wants to cum on your face but is way to scared to ask
I HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO SAY ABOUT HIM SO IF YOU HAVE A REQUEST PLEASE SEND IT IN:)))
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herbgerblin · 2 years
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ID: A digital comic. First image is of Magnus, Taako, Lup, Lucretia, and Merle resting on a mall bench with a bunch of shopping bags. Magnus and Lucretia sitting opposite their companions. They all look in various degrees of bored and tiredness. Merle, a dwarf man, is asleep. Magnus, a human man, rests his head on his arms as his hands. Taako, an elven man in a wizard hat and a hoodie, mutters, "Who's great idea was it to give the van keys to Barold and Capt'n Port? It's gonna take like, two hours to track them down." Lup, holding a cellphone in one hand, raises her other hand to her face and shouts, "BLUE!" into the air. The second image shows a zoomed-out view of the group in the center of the busy mall. The following panel shows the same view, now with a word bubble from somewhere on the second floor, a responding "JEANS!" The third image zooms back in on the crew, all looking puzzled about the shouting, save Merle, who is still asleep. End ID.
it's their version of marco polo
@blupjeansweek beginnith! it's not midnight for me so this counts for day 1 prompt: bluejeans
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Found Family Tournament Round 2 Part 10 Group 50
Propaganda and further images under the cut
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Seven Birds: Taako, Magnus, Merle, Lup, Lucretia, Davenport, Barry Ghost Crew: Kanan Jarrus, Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Garazeb Orrelios, Ezra Bridger, Chopper
Seven Birds:
they literally spent a hundred years becoming a family and lucretia tried her best to protect the but they could only save the world after all of them had been reunited and they LOVE each other they deserve to win this whole thing
Ghost Crew:
SPACE FAMILY :D
ur honour they mean everything to me,,,,
BESTEST SPACE FAMILY THEY'RE ALL SO INCREDIBLY SUPPORTIVE OF EACH OTHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND AAAAAAAHHH ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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karkatwaddles · 5 months
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Taz November Celebration: Day 1
Park your memories at the door because my first prompt is Forget!
@taznovembercelebration
Davenport scene makes me sad.
Featuring @entguarde design!
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lithiumseven · 13 days
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Was thinking of TAZ Balance headcanons for funnsies the other day and was thinking about if any of them were good singers and thought “you know, Davenport seems like he could be an opera guy” completely having forgotten that Davenport literally canonically sings opera at one point
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lucretiaadventurezone · 4 months
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TAZ Dashboard Simulator 2 (Part 1)
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be back soon 💋 im gonna go fight this guy for my relic
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Ubmrella
#girl help #im trapped
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In your orbit!
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Round 4: Semi-Finals
Jeff Angel Propaganda:
from @.ango-mcdango: I <3 JEFF ANGEL HE’S SO COOL AND HE ALWAYS CALLS HIS DAD
Jess the Beheader Propaganda:
from @.bagnus-murnsides: jess literally has a dope ass axe
#jess sweep
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😎 Anonymous asked:
Your captain looks gnc as fuck
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YOU'RE INSANE
#Thank you very much!
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You Don’t Need All of Your Blood; Here’s Why
The Director doesn’t want you to know this…
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#babe we gotta get you a fidget toy or something #clearly you're getting bored at work
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lucretia was 18 when the ipre mission left??!? she should've been at the club!!
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oh trust me one of the planes we went to was a giant disco and lucy was freakin it sensitive style day and night
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real footage of lucretia at the club ↑↑
#I'm actually going to kill both of you #mutuals #queue never know what you'll find #reblogs
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why would you ask us, a caleb cleveland blog, this
#neverwinter heritage posts
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i loev my beaugifyl wife so muchnohmygod
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where is smy wife i wanst to see herh
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hiiiiiiiidjiiii omg shge. is here :D
#apologies guys we hung out with pan and she got FUCKED up #you know how poker nights get #wife tag
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people who actually like bugs are absolute freaks
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wrong! spider attack
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#sent to me
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🌈 lucretiaadventurezone
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mooselybased · 8 months
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At long last, the director herself joins the fray! Took me a while to settle on a good platform fighter moveset for Lucretia, but I think what I ended up with works pretty well.
Lucretia, as you might expect, plays a pretty defensive game. What she lacks in mobility she more than makes up for in her ability to interrupt enemy combos and negate big hits.
Lucretia's down special calls forth the Voidfish, which completely cancels out the first move that hits it, as well as the next two times the opponent tries to use that same move. You know, 'cause they forget. It's got a long cooldown, so you can't just cancel out entire movesets.
Lucretia's side special has Davenport run forward from behind Lucretia until he encounters a foe, an item, or the edge of a platform, at which point he will tackle said foe or pick up said item and then return to the point at which he was summoned before vanishing.
Lucretia's up special summons a levitating Bureau of Balance gondola. The gondola acts as a platform for everyone and will slowly rise for as long as Lucretia is standing on it. As soon as she hops off, however, the gondola plummets and will damage anyone standing below it.
Lucretia's neutral special summons a barrier around her that can stop a small amount of damage. Press down to shrink it, crushing anyone who was next to Lucretia when it was summoned. Press up to expand it, doing little damage but knocking foes back a good distance.
Lucretia's finale has her pull a Majora's Mask as she ride the Bureau of Balance moonbase straight down into the stage, doing massive damage to anyone within its considerable range.
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jocasta-nightstrider · 5 months
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I MANAGED TO FINISH THIS LITERALLY JUST IN TIME BUT!!!! HAPPY 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY TO THE ZONE OF ADVENTURE: IMBALANCE!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE GO WATCH IT IT'S SO GOOD!!!!! (Click for better quality)
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Prints of this (35% off until December 1st) | please reblog if you like, thank you!
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