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#my heart is doing hardcore parkour

alittlebirb · 2 years

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Some fun in the sun with the MCC Pride 22 Orange Ocelots!

Illumina aiming for a 100% MCC Pride win rate

Illumina stacking up on all the available cosmetics before the event even starts

"There's no Sky Battle! :D This is good news! :DD" -Illumina

Illumina bringing up the fact he won last Pride, and Martyn telling him "yeah, that's still a sore spot buddy. 😑"

Elaina's neverending struggle of trying to get a picture with Eret...it's just homophobic at this point

"Elaina is our cracked elytra person." -Sniff

"I tried so hard! I watched the speedruns, I watched the whole nine, cause I'm just a silly little guy who wanted to do well." -Elaina

Elaina side eying the random, mysterious cut on their thumb that appeared yesterday

"If I don't do well, I'm blaming the band aid slipping on my thumb." -Elaina

"I'm blaming that too." -Martyn

Martyn already planning to give the pets in SG weapons "so they can throw their head around, like Zorro."

Illumina trying to adjust the music and just. turning it off completely, causing his chat to shrivel and die in this barren audio wasteland

"See this is why I drank a little before, I'm not as nervous!" -Martyn

Illumina accidentally making a composter instead of a barrel in GR

"Definitely almost wrote cock instead of clock, let's go, I'm priding-" -Martyn

Sniff stumbling into the freezer during the beasts room and screaming "THERE'S FISHH! THERE'S FISH IN THE FREEZER! I'M CRITTING FISH!"

Illumina indignantly going "they're not beasts! >:(" about the animals

Illumina hardcore overthinking the redstone room

"I sat there in the redstone one, and I was like I have never used redstone in my life, I refuse to use redstone." -Sniff

Sniff asking whether it would be cheating to tell Green where to find the fish in the freezer

"To be honest, I don't think my heart rate would like it..." -Martyn about MD

"I think my heart rate would LOVE it!" -Elaina

"We did better than Red, that's all that matters." -IlluToxic

"For all that WE'RE GONNA WIN! in chat, they aren't really acting like it, are they? 👀" -Martyn

Elaina mourning the lack of an elevator joke, and Martyn shaming the NoxCrew for being "elevatorist" and saying they should cancel them

"All they're doing is bringing people down instead of up." -Martyn

Elaina mistaking a cat for a dog and starting "in my defence."

"There is no defence!" -Martyn

The entire team being Gumi S-Tier Truthers

"I'm gonna kill em! Gimme your EGGS! GIMME YOUR EGGS!" -Sniff and Elaina, trying to murder a chicken while Illumina *eggs* them on

Elaina cooing over all of the pretty flags in the PKT Pridebowl

"My heart is really happy right now, and it's a bit much in a good way!" -Elaina

"I'm literally just a happy little guy today. Nothing's gonna break my stride!" -Sniff

Elaina realizing "oh yeah, I've played this map. Oh no, I've played this map."

Elaina bravely volunteering to hunt Green

Both Sniff and Elaina calling Velvet "a slippery little guy..."

"Man, I think I'm slippery on there, and I'm never slippery!" -Elaina about PKT

Sniff having to hunt Zeuz, their old teammate :(

Elaina and Martyn bonding over how much they hate being chased, with Martyn getting "jelly legs" and Elaina having nightmares about it

Illumina running in absolute terror from Scott hunting him down

Martyn asking for a repeat of the "5up run" from Elaina

"That timing is so! *snaps fingers*" -Elaina

"I'm more movement based. You wouldn't know it from how I acted here but I'm movement based in every game except Parkour Tag." -Martyn

"I don't Gaslight Gatekeep, I Gaslight Sandkeep." -Elaina

The team finding out they have a dunk and immediately going for Antfrost. Not Aqua, Antfrost.

"Is this our anime arc?" -Martyn, moments before he and Elaina begin an extended anime roleplay

Illumina having a auditory breakdown after he toxically kills Zeuz first in SG, and carrying that guilt for the rest of the game

"Ooh, this is getting stressful, I'm gonna eat my food~" -Elaina

"I just felt like a rat running away from humans." -Illumina after a wild chase throughout the map in which he eluded several teams as a solo man against the world

Everyone marveling over how clever that SG ending was, and Martyn commenting "I hate smart people."

Everyone proposing BM strats, and Sniff just going into an extended, detailed plan which sounds like it was read straight off of Reddit

Illumina yelling at a chicken to "go over!" in the decision dome, and then smugly announcing that he's calculated it, it's going to be HITW, he's done it!

"The bows are so gay, I love it." -Sniff

Everyone hearing the admins say that if you walk into the unloaded BB half, you won't come back, and immediately being tempted to do so

Illumina getting a casual double ace two rounds in a row

"We do a little bit of acing over here." -Illumina

Someone in chat calling Illumina "Illuminace!" and Illumina responding "I'm bi, not ace." The chat then revising it to "Biaced", for biased or based.

"Happy Pride!" -Elaina

Illumina getting confused about Jojo not having a weapon, and Martyn explaining she had to nerf herself, as an S-Tier

Sniff absolutely clawing back a win from Cyan while their team has a collective heart attack around them

Elaina saying she loves snacks, and Sniff replying "you're a snack."

":o! You're a whole meal!" -Elaina

Illumina setting his ambitions high, aiming to get on the dog petting leaderboard

Zeuz coming in the call to confront Illumina about that SG, and Illumina going noooo, it wasn't him, he was possessed! "It was my evil twin!"

Elaina unintentionally getting the bi pride colors of glass in BM

"I'm silly bugging right now!" -Elaina

Illumina being a one man band of speed and accuracy in BM

Elaina reassuring Sniff that they did great! Especially for their first time!

"Yeah, I needed therapy after my first time in Build Mart." -Martyn

"Getting second place in Build Mart, especially with Grian playing, that's basically like we won. Like he's just a demon." -Martyn

Elaina mentioning how they learned sandkeeping and doing clear comms from watching Ren

Elaina warning the team ahead of time that she will be monologuing during AR

Sniff apologizing at the beginning that AR is a rough game for her, and then finishing in 24th place???

Illumina and Elaina going WHEE!! all over the map

"I'm sorry, I'm just going to keep saying whee!! because it's the only thing keeping me from being upset." -Elaina

"I'm side by side with Dave right now, this is very intimate." -Martyn

Elaina discovering a newfound hatred for flowers after they keep her from being able to finish her first lap for a minute straight

Illumina going "I did so bad! I got first!" and everyone else responding that sir, those two statements do NOT coexist-

*Elaina, sobbing* "ACE RACE I HATE YOU SO MUCH! Ace Race my beloathed."

Illumina getting a new record on the Clouds map, like a freaking king!

Sniff talking about how Toby came up with the idea for the TGTTOS toxicity last MCC, and Illumina getting VERY confused and disturbed with this use of irl names

"Casual doxing?" -Martyn

"Not Aimsey getting all homoerotic on me..." -Sniff

"Those TikTokers and their hormones." -Martyn

Illumina thinking the LOVE wall in HITW said LOYE

"Someone in my chat said Ravager Time, and I'm like oh no." -Illumina

"Ohhhh I'm so sad...where's Eret, I'm aiming for them." -Elaina

Martyn and Illumina winning the last round of HITW together, and then getting in the top 5 HITW players!

"I'm only gonna punch Dream. When I see Dream, I'm punching." -Illumina about TGTTOS

Illumina, Martyn, and Elaina getting 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in Terra Swoop Force!

Illumina punching Sapnap off of 5up and then punching 5up, fulfilling his promise

"I just got called trash by Dream, let's go!!" -Sniff after viciously targeting him in TGTTOS

"Oh, whoever did that, I hate you so much, I want you to go down the elevator and never come back." -Martyn

"Hey, chat's saying Dream whacked my wife, what's that about?" -Martyn

"Dream's good at dodging...BUT VELVET'S BETTER!" -Illumina during DB

Everyone being absolute Foolish fanboys and lobbying for the shark to shoot!

Elaina standing still in the 20v20 DB for a moment to cheer on Eret, and Martyn immediately using them as a meat shield

Orange Ocelots finished MCC Pride 22 in 3rd place!

#mcc #mccp22 #mcc pride 22 #illumina #elainaexe #snifferish #inthelittlewood #had to jump ship from illumina's stream bc I literally couldn't tell the difference between Elaina and Sniff's voices T.T #streamer please use voice bubbles during MCC #but such a fun team #martyn and elaina are like the same person lol #the energy never dropped #birb's mcc recaps

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santostrife · 2 years

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I asked nekropsii this so now I'm gonna ask you this! if you want at least. sov characters you could be roommates with comfortably vs sov characters you couldn't even share a room with if paid

Heya!! This question is so fun so thanks for sending!

Most of the crew is pretty unanimous with our opinions, and I'm much of the same, but it's a fun hypothetical! so here we go,

WARNING: LONG AS HELL

[PLAYERS]

[ Cynical Itinerant - Cytin - Tintin ] Abso. Cool-o-rama Over Here. Would absolutely love to be a roomate with this dude! Learning how to say shit in Latin would be FUN.

[ Dynama Zarrow ] Nope. Either the religious talk would drive me stir crazy or I'd drive them stir crazy with the fact that I make several jokes About God, and various other things.

[ Tejuri Kromab ] Hell yeah! Granted our Southern-Hospitality might collide a bit, but not in anyway negative! I'd be interested in what she's writing just out of pure curiosity. I am sharing some sweet tea with her.

[ Presae Covnul ] Split. Doesn't know half of the electrical appliances I'd be using, and would probably tear them apart. But otherwise seems like a pretty chill roomie! Would make a mean soup that would cure me of all diseases.

[ Pardus Rubato ] Split. Would probably blare the music she's working on at 2 am. While the music in itself is impressive, but I'd be tormented with unwarranted AMV's every time I take my headphones off. But I must also consider that, 1. is kitty 2. PARKOUR.

[ Retris Morage ] Wouldn't Mind! Having a decent place wouldn't be out of the question, and a pretty nice guy once you befriend him! Probably would pester him with too many questions though given his knowledge.

[ Ajax Barrett ] I don't see why not! Watching shitty or good movies sounds like an absolute TIME with him, plus I'd like to take him to a rage room and absolutely Wail on a TV.

[ Emeric Sargas ] Split. We'd need an entirely separate ventilated room so I don't get attacked by fumes that could kill me, but otherwise would be a fun roomie! I think they'd be interesting to talk to, even if my brain would get melted a little. But I'm pretty sure it's already halfway there on it's own.

[ Kausat Stolar ] ...Split, but leaning on yes. Got the same interest of Weird Houses. Although he takes it a bit more... Seriously then I do. Would absolutely not go with them on a Abandoned House exploration, but would absolutely make him Worse by showing him the game "ANATOMY".

[ Tomiei Aerras ] Eeeehhhh...... No. She's hilarious, no doubt, but Hardcore Tiktok People scare me.

[ Annomi Errata ] Absolutely not. I think I'd knock him out cold out of pure reflex if he even breathed at me wrong.

[ Pleome Alrium ] 100% Yes. Sweet guy!! Cool Hobbies!! Beach trips sounds like an absolute Blast with this guy!! What more could you want!

[NPCS]

[ Inaniloquent Commander - Inaco ] Split, leaning on no. On one hand, the garden would FLORISH. On the other, no leniency on rules would probably jack up my anxiety real bad.

[ Argebi Kromab ] Unsure... I'm sure she's wonderful, and the package deal with Khanda doesn't bother me too much, but it's a living situation where it'd drift more into "You do your thing, and I do mine". Can't really say for sure why!

[ Meseri Covnul ] No, but for my own safety & sanity. I'd like to keep my skeleton, thank you.

[ Khanda Morage ] Split. He'd tell me something Entirely Untrue, and the worst part is that I might believe him if I have no knowledge of the subject in the first place. Would be embarrassing in the long run. But, is hilarious, and probably plays a mean DND game.

[ Arsine Sargas ] Running so so far away. She'd get a wiff of my brainworms and use them to her advantage. No thanks. + The apartment would smell like wet cigarettes' 24/7.

[ Ochosi Stolar ] Split. High energy would probably get me pretty exhausted after a while, but in moderation would be pretty cool! Would give me near heart attacks though with the kinda stunts he's doing.

[ Dulvyx Errata ] Nope. Absolutely not. A thousand times no. Self Proclaimed "Empaths", scare me.

[ Atrisa Alrium ] HELL yes. Seems so sweet. And our grocery list would include a gallon of Women Respecting Juice. I wouldn't allow myself to get dragged to a bar, but small socialization events would be healthy for me I think!

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the-sweetest-slytherin · 4 years

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Yo so nevermind my last post, I be having a bit of a mood-swingy night, lads.

I wanna talk about more Dukeceit stuff because I'm LITERALLY feral.

I keep thinking about the two of them interacting with the other sides, and Janus is just taking everything Remus says in stride. Like my man is talking about some of the darkest shit the human mind can possibly fathom, and Janus is just like “Sweetie, stay on topic. Although yes, that is rather interesting.”.

I also keep thinking about how Remus is definitely a bottom. Like hardcore sub bottom. He out here actin’ all tough, but in the bedroom, all I can see him doing is being an absolute lamb, gentle and patient. Kinky =/= Sadist. (Although make no mistake, Kinky COULD = Masochist)

Yo wouldn’t it be cute if Patton got Janus a snake as a welcome gift? And like Janus is so happy, and he’s just handling the snake and going “Who’s a pretty girl?” like someone might do when talking to a puppy. And then Remus pops up behind the TV and watches with this huge enraptured grin. And when Roman tries to alert the others, Remus just clamps a hand over his mouth like “I swear to god if you make a sound I’ll eat your femurs for afternoon tea.” while still looking at Janus all heart-eyes-emoji.

We all know that rat man is feral, however I think we’re all overlooking just how feral snek boi can be. This is a ship comprised of two chaotic neutrals, wake up america. I can just see them building a giant blanket fort spanning the entire mind palace, recreating vines, doing “parkour” (in quotes because it does not go well), staying up all night arguing the pronunciation of “croissant”, and so on.

Janus: Don’t touch me. I hate physical contact. Do not test me. I will bite. *feral hissing* Virgil: Okay but Remus is literally sprawled out across your lap right now. Janus: *stroking Remus’s hair* I don’t see how that could possibly be relevant.

I don’t care who disagrees with me, these two are the sides that get the most hyped up for pride. Watch out bitches, dukeceit is here to ruin every single drag queen’s career.

I believe with my whole heart that Janus carries a purse, probably in the style of an oldschool medical bag but (faux) snakeskin. He always has WHATEVER anyone needs in it. Virgil is having a meltdown? Don’t worry sweetie, mom friend has headphones and a tangle toy. Remus has another knife wound? Best believe Janus has a whole ass first aid kit. Patton packed lunch, but no silverware? Bitch please, snek boi is already passing out forks. He’s Mary Poppins, y’all.

No one can convince me that these fuckers don’t pull pranks on the others. I know they both have tiktok, for the soul purpose of finding harmless ways to torment their fellow sides. This is the hill I will die on.

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dameferre · 4 years

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i'll look forward to reading your zukka fic no longer how long it takes!! i'm glad you enjoyed avatar!! did you have an episode that was your favorite?

thank u for saying so!! i hope not to disappoint

and god it’s hard to narrow it down off the top of my head (sorry in advance for being too lazy to google titles)

boiling rock 1&2 (for obvious reasons) - to clarify - reason one: the main plot of suki holding her own in prison, doing some crazy ass parkour fighting that your favourite action heroes wish they were capable of, and getting tf out of there and being hot as shit while she does so - reason two: the b plot of suki’s ex-boyfriend’s new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend turning the tides of the war & being like. effortlessly cool and sexy about it. - reason three: the c plot of zuko and sokka’s constant ‘oh no he’s hot’ moments - reason four: the d plot of mai coming to a boiling island high-security prison for war criminals for the sole purpose of shaming her ex-boyfriend

the one where the forest lady teaches (forces) katara to bloodbend. it was just so hardcore and scary and well done

when they first meet toph!!! and she just is out there living her life, emotionally and physically destroying men 4x her size

s1 ep4: sokka gets his shit wrecked and decides to devote his life to the service of women

the beach

sokka’s master

the ep when bumi makes aang go through the trials was the first ep wherein i realised this show wasn’t gonna dumb shit down for kids so it has a special place in my heart for that

when katara wrecks that sexist waterbender’s shit, i watched that scene like five times.

#honorable mention to any episode that features zuko & iroh's tea adventures #this got away from me #gotohellstephano #elle answers your questions #elle’s atla journey

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malsmemes · 4 years

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☁️11 Drunk Guys play Outlast prompts☁️

❛ I told you, we need to talk to wheelchair man ❜

❛ Sexual content WOO! ❜

❛ Do you have feet? ❜

❛ We have feet! *cheering* ❜

❛ OH fucking shit- there was a dude! ❜

❛ Dude I like parkoured over that! ❜

❛ Hardcore parkour!! ❜

❛ I really don’t like this ❜

❛ You’re vulnerable in there ❜

❛ Don’t fuckin'- Don’t fuckin’ slam the door!! ❜

❛ Dude his fingers are gross!! ❜

❛ Slam more fucking doors why don’t you ❜

❛ OH WHOA SPIDERS! ❜

❛ Holy shit I spilled my drink! ❜

❛ Go record it! ❜

❛ You gotta get your money man!! ❜

❛ WHY ARE YOU SLAMMING DOORS ❜

❛ YEAH I’M FUCKING SEEING IT RIGHT NOW DUDE, YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT ❜

❛ I think... I felt my blood pressure double ❜

❛ Welcome to extreme yoga! ❜

❛ Interview him! ❜

❛ Does this game have any limits? For fucks sake! ❜

❛ That’s just tasteless! ❜

❛ NOOO I missed it! ❜

❛ Get in the wheelchair! Hop on the wheelchair! ❜

❛ If only whoever fell over had life alert ❜

❛ What if Santa came down right fucking now, that’d be so sick ❜

❛ Dispense more bodies! ❜

❛ Punch ‘im in the fucking face man! ❜

❛ You have no regard for the disabled! ❜

❛ Hey guys whatcha watching? ❜

❛ I bet they’re nice guys deep down ❜

❛ HE TOOK YOUR LUNCH MONEY! ❜

❛ I’m gonna cry ❜

❛ Settle down man ❜

❛ That’s how tough this motherfucker is, his boots are /made out of chain/ ❜

❛ Punch him in the nip! ❜

❛ I’m done! English no more! ❜

❛ Why’s he so fast ❜

❛ My achyy breakky heart ❜

❛ It’s like you know me~ ❜

❛ Baby I’ve got your looove ❜

❛ I don’t know what that was but it was scary!! ❜

❛ He’s mah boy!! ❜

❛ (Name) thinks I’m funny ❜

❛ Please don’t say that ❜

❛ OH MY GOD I was right ❜

❛ I’m starting to think this (name) guy is not very nice ❜

❛ I don’t know what you’re talking about! They’re a cool dude! ❜

❛ Where am I?! What the fuck is going on?! ❜

❛ Why’s this hat say ‘studman’? ❜

❛ Go to church ❜

❛ What the fuck did you just do? ❜

❛ What the fuck is up with his face?? ❜

❛ He looks like a pumpkin!! ❜

#rp memes #rp sentence starters #rp sentence prompts #sentence prompt #sentence prompts #inbox meme #ask meme #Ask memes #roleplay meme #roleplay memes

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the-space-nugget · 5 years

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So since am sick and bored af I decided to watch bunch of CNCO interviews and heres what I got:

ZABDIEL:

Danced for Ballet Concierto, a prestigious ballet academy in San Juan

Enjoys company of people older than him (not just women tho)

Perfect date - restaurant or picnic & talking

Flexible

Always on point on stage

First kiss was a lengua kiss - "she didn't liked it that much"

Doesn't like when people call him Zabdi

Likes voice notes

Can beatbox

Sleeps naked

Likes blondes - according to Chris

Fell asleep during important meeting

Dancing everywhere

Used to be most emotional but now he's a bad boy

If he would be an animal he would be a sloth

Rich convinced him to bleach his hair - everyone say thank you Rich

Stretch and meditate before shows

He's vegetarian

Can fall asleep everywhere

He's 6'2"/189cm

His entire family are musicians

He saw a commercial for La Banda one night before auditions

Has a 'lil tongue' so he can't roll his R's

CHRIS:

Most annoying of the group - not when he's doing massages tho

First kiss at 8yo

Wants to go skydiving

If he wouldn't sing he would be a Nascar driver/Pro skater

Eats the most

Favourite color is red

Would save Erick first

Likes trying new food, including nasty stuff

He's not a flirt - he's romantic

Loyal and always taking care of loved ones - according to Z

If he would be an animal he would be an eagle

Loves Chipotle - with extra guac

Wasn't aware that Joel faked going to Coachella

Favorite movie - Instruction not included

Born in New Jersey, left for Ecuador when he was two years old

JOEL:

Prefers to sing in English

Massive Ed Sheeran fan

First kiss on the set of Sólo yo

Celebrity crush - Kendall Jenner

Does mean SpongeBob impersonation

"Is that a choker??"

Verry passionate

Can do many accents

Organized and clean

If he would be an animal he would be a wolf

Would die for his grandma's food

Grandma calls him caballito azul

"Maybe she wants you to hug her around her neck"

ERICK:

Loves mayo

Forever in love with Selena Gomez

Perfect date - "beesch - romantic, no?"

First kiss on Cuba, he was "super super super super little"

Scared of spicy food

Watches a lot of anime

Can freestyle rap

Cut off the tip of his finger on bathroom door

Sincere

If he would be an animal he would be a horse "I just like to run"

Listen to trap to hype himself up before shows

Cheater (in games)

"it's super cute"

Wears a size 9 shoe

RICHUKI:

First kiss when he was 4 or 5 on a tv show

Doesn't like people chewing with mouth open

Got cheated on by his last girlfriend

Can draw

Does parkour

Hardcore Cris Brown fan - UGH!! 😫

Had a pet chicken - Paula

Sleeps naked but needs to have socks on - yk, protection from monsters

Has tattoo of an advice Alejandro Sanz gave them during La Banda - "the stars are in the sky and we're simply only making music" - don't quote me on that, not my translation

Had his heart broken

Can say "You know what I mean" up to 6 times during one answer

If he would be an animal he would be a monkey

Wanted to leave La Banda after they eliminated Yashua, but he told him to stay

ALL FIVE OF THEM:

Single and ready to mingle

Cry while watching movies

Mama's boys (not sure about Rich tho)

Kings of harmonizing

Pray before going on stage

Fight over food

None of them can cook

They have secret CNCO Illuminati group chat

#cnco #zabdiel de jesus #christopher velez #joel pimentel #erick brian colon #richard camacho

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amurr-reha · 5 years

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RP Profile: A’murr Reha

«BASIC ⋅ » ──────»

Name: A’murr Reha. (Traditional tribe name)

Age: 27.

Birthday: 11th Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon

Race: Miqo’te - Seeker of the Sun

Gender: Female.

Sexuality: Poly-Bi.

Marital Status: Single.

Server: Balmung.

«PHYSICAL APPEARANCE ⋅ » ──────»

Hair:��Thickly textured aubergine hair, generally always up in in a pony tail with at minimum 3 braids weaved in various spots.

Eyes: Coral.

Height: 4'11.9"

Build: Lean and toned. Focus area being legs.

Distinguishing Marks: She has a deep scar over her right shoulder blade. Indigo eye shadow that’s actually tattooed on.

Common Accessories: Beads with feathers interwoven and/or flowers weaved into her hair. Multiple soft material ankle and wrist bracelets.

«PERSONALITY ⋅ » ──────»

She is fairly outgoing and handles things with an ease about her that can border playful given the situation. She is fairly tenacious and straightforward and can sometimes forget to heed personal space as she’s unaccustomed to social graces outside of her tribe. She is a naturally curious and quick-witted person who can never seem to quell it, always having to be moving or keeping busy. Despite her fair looks, she does not present herself as a damsel or overly feminine in demeanor and has no real concept of her beauty. Due to her upbringing in a secluded nomad tribe, she is naturally tuned into the more traditional side of her race including the more feral aspects (and sounds).

«BACKGROUND ⋅ » ──────»

A'murr originates from a small group of tribe nomads, born and raised in a very secluded region of Ala Ghiri (The Peaks). Her tribe consisted of a branch of the A-tribe; the acting Nuhn of old had not wanted to go against their traditions to the extent of creating another alphabetical branch and thus they remained nomads of an established tribe, however now dissociated. When she was 18, a tragedy caused by what she concluded as betrayal from her lover at the time befell her home and her tribe was all but wiped out by invading Garlean soldiers. With the sting of that betrayal heavy in her heart, her ex-lover was the last image she remembers before falling into the hands of Garlean soldiers, all but fatally wounded. (But was it betrayal?)

She was subjected to slave traders/smugglers transporting her out on the sea who sought pleasure in hurting her, including mocking her pretty face and feral nature. It was during that time she came to learn of other races that inhabited the continent both in the smugglers and other prisoners. At age 22, an unknown buyer located and purchased her and she was shipped off to the coastal city-state of Limsa Lominsa where she found herself alone in a quaint cottage on the beach supposedly owned by her benefactor. Through time, she learned to heal as her tenacity to live on was strong. Her mysterious buyer however, never shows their face to her and only communicates through letters and messengers.

«PERSONAL ⋅ » ──────»

Profession: Delivery and odd jobs around La Noscea.

Hobbies: Trading/gathering intel at the shipyards; Running/ climbing; Archer;. Making bundles of flowering tea.

Languages: Eorzean Common

Residence: Limsa Lominsa

Birthplace: Ala Ghiri (Peaks)

Fears: Drowning; Silence; Guns; Garleans + tech

«FAMILY/RELATIONS ⋅ » ──────»

Father: A’reha Nuhn (Father) - Deceased.

Mother: A’thsyia Reha (Mother) - Deceased.

Brother(s): (NPC) A’kyshe Tia (Brother) - Unconfirmed Deceased.

Sister(s): Unnamed sisters born from differing mothers - Deceased.

Other: (NPC) A’shyn Tia - MIA

«TRAITS ⋅ » ──────»

Extroverted/ In Between / Introverted

Disorganized /In Between/ Organized

Calm /In Between/ Anxious

Disagreeable /In Between/ Agreeable

Cautious / In Between /Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken /In Between/ Reserved

Leader /In Between/ Follower

Traditional/ In Between / Modern

Hard-working/ In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between /Uncultured

Loyal/ In Between / Disloyal

Faithful/ In Between / Unfaithful

«HABITS ⋅ » ──────»

Smoking Habit: No.

Drugs: No.

Alcohol: Rarely.

«CHARACTER HOOKS ⋅ » ──────»

Ticket out of here:

A’murr IC is “semi-locked” to Limsa and La Noscea due to NPC interference. But she has a strong desire to leave, whether it be for adventure, sightseeing or to make her way back home to Ala Ghiri. Could you be her ticket out of there? Unfortunately leaving won’t be as easy… she will need to be taken, smuggled out or receive unspoken permission from her secret NPC captors (actual interaction from the NPCs not needed of course).

Marksmanship:

A’murr loves competition and tussling. It reminds her of her life back home where she tried to keep up with the Tia’s. She’s very adept to using hand-to-hand style combat as well as short-bow archery but is always looking to grow (or get a good throw down).

OPEN: Head-canons! CLOSED: In game RP

She has an aversion to Garleans. Open to conflict or otherwise!

She used to be a ceremonial dancer in her tribe (Fire dancing/Poi) so you may catch a rare show on the beach. Open to joining or sneaking up on a show!

She loves to exercise, climb and (basically) parkour and can be found scaling cliffs out in La Noscea. Open to join or catch her dumb butt if she falls!

She actually can’t swim and has lingering PTSD of the sea/open water. She will go in the water however but only up to a certain point. Open to being taught!

Her tribe was very open to skin-ship and things like personal space and nudity wasn’t anything to be shocked about. While she won’t just take off her clothes in front of someone randomly, she can lack social appropriateness and cues.

«OOC ⋅ » ──────»

I like lore but am not hardcore about it, I just enjoy keeping to the FFXIV universe itself.

I’m not great at in game RP and prefer to throw stuff into Discord. Please PM if you’d like my handle to head-canon!

I will not ERP either of my muses right off the bat.

I work full time on top of having responsibilities so I am busy a lot which will cause me to lag on any interactions. Patience is all I can ask for. ;o;

The mun has ADD and a short attention span so please brick me with a shoe, I’m actually super “memey” as a person so please don’t feel shy!

This is a sensitive topic but I do not partake or abide by rules piggy-backed from D&D and will not include it in my interactions. It is not something I am interested in nor do I have anything against it, it’s just not for me.

#RP profile: A'murr Reha #long overdue #soft ree #ffxiv #Final Fantasy XIV #not really LFRP but always open to head canons #tumblr destroyed this first post so I hope nothing is missing #screeching

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pairings: peter parker x female!reader

requested: yes by @embrace-themagic,

“Hi there! I was just wondering if I could please send a request? The idea is a Peter Parker x Reader where either Peter is a bully and pushes the reader over the edge and she falls apart and he feels bad and tries to make it up to her, or he and the reader are good friends and he says a harsh comment about the reader to his crush and the reader overhears and he tries to make it up to her? So sorry if this is oddly specific and it’s totally fine if you don’t want to do it! 💖💖 xx”

word count: 10.8k go me for writing a fucking novel for my first imagine, so sorry if the read more tab doesn’t work :(

warnings: peter’s an asshole, angst, you need a hug, peter needs a hug, language, loneliness, please let me know if there are any others!

---- means time skip

-- means different location

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“Watch where you’re going,” a harsh shoulder bumped into Y/N, causing her to drop her binder. “Fucking moron.” The person muttered.

The teenage girl sighed as she leaned down to pick up her papers that scattered from the drop. Questioning herself for what seemed like the millionth time, what happened between her and her best friend?

Peter Parker and Y/N Y/L/N used to be the best of friends. The girl moved into the apartment above his when she was just five years old, her mother and father splitting up and going separate ways. Her mother wanted her young daughter to make friends, so did the aunt and uncle of the boy who lived on the other side of their wall. Y/N’s mom forced her to come with her as they introduced themselves to their new neighbors. Which was strange because they never really did that. But the pair saw the young boy and his uncle one day after Y/N’s mother got her registered into school. Her mother melted at the sight of the young, shy boy who hid behind his uncle’s legs after they stepped off of the elevator. Everyone knows how a mother’s heart melts when they see another small child. She just wanted to squish the boy’s adorable chubby cheeks but of course she didn’t.

As the girl and her mother walked by the boy and his uncle, Y/N’s mother gave him a small smile. Uncle Ben seeing the interaction as he waited for his wife to collect her purse and join him and the little boy on a walk to the park. He gave the young mother a smile and waved, Y/N’s mom returning the favor. The two dorks made eye contact, his shy brown orbs meeting Y/N’s exciting e/c orbs. The girl immediately flashed him a bright smile and a small wave. A faint red covered the boys cheeks as he clutched his uncle’s leg, a small no teeth smile evident on his face. Y/N’s mother unlocked the door to their apartment and Y/N bared a goodbye wave to the young boy. This time, he did wave back, a smile showing off his pearly baby whites.

Uncle Ben and Y/N’s mother saw the interactions between their little tykes and gazed at them with so much love in both their eyes. Her mother finally poking the girl’s shoulder and motioned inside of their apartment. Y/N frowned, not wanting to leave the young boy but her mother gave her a playful but stern glare. She let out a sigh of disappointment and gave the young boy one last smile before stepping into her home. Uncle Ben waved goodbye at Y/N’s mother before she did the same and shut the door.

Not long after that, Y/N’s mother met Aunt May as they were getting onto the elevator. The young mother frantically got on the elevator in their apartment building just before it closed, with the help of a certain, kind lady already in it. “Thank you so much!” Y/N’s mother rushed out as the doors closed. She was trying to catch her breath and just wanted to go home and rest as she hunched over from a hard day at work.

“Oh, it’s not problem.” The older woman smiled. “What floor?” The mother looked at the buttons on the console to see her floor number already pushed.

“I actually live on the same floor as you!”

“Really?” May beamed, a chuckle escaping her lips. “That’s something.” The mother nodded in agreement as she picked herself up and stood straight, her arm reaching out to offer a hand to the young aunt. “I’m Y/M/N, Y/M/N Y/L/N.” Her lips turned upwards ina smile despite the obvious tired state she was in. May reached out with a smile and shook her hand. “May, May Parker.”

After that, the women immediately became good friends. They both talked about their kids. Well, May’s nephew but he might as well be her son. The women tried getting their children to meet and become friends, taking advantage of the same age between the kids.

Peter at first joked about Y/N having cooties, to which Aunt May scolded him and Uncle Ben laughed. “This girl is clean, Peter. Don’t worry.”

How could the two not bond? They both loved science and mystery. Bonding over solving problems and reading science journals together while watching Star Wars and other Sci-Fi thrillers. Young Y/N took a liking to Peter right away. She was eager to meet new people and the fact that he loved a lot of the same things she did was a plus. They were both young, but loved to solve mysteries and puzzles while pretending to play house and kingdom at the park. Peter didn’t know how to feel at first, he was shy and very guarded. But something the happy girl’s spirit drew him towards her and he loved spending time with her.

And once memes became a thing, the kids would not shut up about it. Adding that to the long list of things they bonded over. And then hell broke loose for May and ben Parker along with Y/N’s mother when Vine became a thing. It wasn’t a bad thing though, they just quoted and copied a bunch of stupid and corny vines every single day. They did hardcore parkour for about a week until Peter ended up spraining his wrist and Y/N broke her arm at the park.

They grew up together and went to the same schools, sharing classes together every year and annoying every teacher they shared together in each class. Some of the teachers would never admit it, but they found the pair endearing and absolutely adorable.

Peter was shy growing up, but around his best friend, he didn’t hide one part or detail about himself around her. He was happy, joyful, carefree, just enjoying his childhood and his teenage years with his best friend by his side.

But after his uncle Ben died freshman year, he changed. He was no longer carefree, he no longer had a spark in his eyes when he was surrounded by the people he loved. He felt dull, empty. For Uncle Ben was like a father figure to him. Y/N understood that everyone deals with grief differently, and that’s completely okay. She were there for him as much as he’d let her. Aunt May too.

Over the first couple of weeks following his uncle's death, he allowed his best friend to be there for him. He let her comfort him, he let her try to cheer him up with movie marathons, food and corny jokes, especially old and outdated Vines. He called her every time he needed someone, and she were more than willing to be there for him and help him get through this.

But after a month, he completely shut her out.

Y/N thought it could’ve been a part of his grieving process. Instead, she checked in on him once or twice every other day, instead of five times a day. He needed space, he needed some alone time, which she understood completely. But she also asked aunt May how they were both doing every single day. Aunt May never told Peter though, sensing something was off between the two teenagers.

He also seemed to be working out. Y/N noticed his growing muscles under his usual sweater and jeans. The arms that once held her in tight hugs were more stiff and buff. Sure, she thought he was already beautiful and gorgeous. Now, now she thought he was hot, looking like the typical high school jock. But she wished he didn’t matter how much he was pleasing to look at. He was just fine before. But her and Aunt May figured that he was working out to distract himself, and/or stress.

But then Peter stopped hanging out with Ned. Oh Ned, his brother. Ned was someone the two best friends met when they were all in middle school. Flash Thompson was giving Ned a hard time, so Peter and Y/N defended Ned. Peter with words, Y/N also with words, but also her fist when Flash made a comment about Ned’s weight. Y/N got detention, but she didn’t care. After detention, she saw the two boys waiting for her on the bench outside of the detention room. The three of them instantly becoming a trio.

Ned, Y/N and Peter went to each other’s homes frequently. When one of them came home every day from school, the other two followed. They all had movie nights every Friday during the school year. Ned and Peter picking Star Wars 99% of the time it was their turn to pick a flick. Y/N joked how she was getting tired of Star Wars, which caused the two boys to playfully shun her until the movie was over. She started making them watch Harry Potter, them complaining but both ended up loving the films almost as much as Y/N did.

But around the same time Peter started avoided her, he avoided Ned too..

And he started hanging around people like Flash Thompson.

That was the thing the now duo didn’t understand the most. Flash picked on all three of them, but he always seemed to have it out for Peter more. Taunting him, making fun of his name, how he dressed, how he acted, just using any information he could find to turn and use it against Peter.

Now, Peter waltzn along the halls of Midtown High with Flash. They taunted their fellow classmates as they passed by them. Whether it was mocking something they said, tripping them, pushing them against a locker, judging from afar you name it.

Sadly, Ned wasn’t with the tired girl today. Of course, Y/N was sad he wasn’t there, but also thankful. Thankful that he wasn’t here or else Flash and Peter would’ve been assholes to him too.

She continued on picking up her papers. She silently thanked the universe for being on her side today. In the past when Peter did the similar thing to her, the mess seemed to get larger. She would lean down and try to collect more papers, while the ones she already retrieved fell out of her arms and onto the floor again.

Y/N sighed as she stood back up from your knees, tucking her hair behind her ears and meeting eyes with Liz Allen. She gave you a sympathetic smile with pity laced behind her enchanting brown eyes. Liz was also popular, but she wasn’t your typical cliche of a popular teenager. She was kind, patient, caring, easy to talk to. She welcomed the three of you to school at your orientation freshman year, Liz becoming an acquaintance to the three fo you.

She knew how inseparable the trio were. Especially Y/N and Peter. Anyone would be able to spot the certain look they had in their eyes whenever the other was in the same room or mentioned. Ned became annoyed with the two as they fell for each other but were too oblivious to the other’s feelings and too stubborn to accept that the other felt the same. The way Peter held her in his arms whether it was a hug or them cuddling, the way she would give him a wide and loving smile each time she finished laughing at a stupid joke he told, the way they would act, already extremely touchy and needy for the other. There were so many little things their peers would notice, especially the larger and more obvious things.Liz felt sorry for Y/N and Ned, but also for Peter. She knew that wasn’t the real Peter Parker. She knew he wasn’t an asshole who hurt others and found joy in it like Flash did. She wished he would just cut the stupid act as did everyone else who knew him before he changed.

Y/N was always jealous of Liz when Peter revealed to you and Ned that he had feelings for the upperclassman girl their first year of high school. But she could never not like Liz because of stupid jealousy, plus Liz was actually a good person. Ned noticed the jealousy too. She told Ned of her feelings she harbored for her best friend with deep brown eyes and chestnut colored hair. He wasn’t surprised, though. Everyone noticed her affections towards the kind boy. Everyone, except for him.

Y/N didn’t know how to react to Liz seeing that. The pitiful look making her blink back tears as she looked at the ground and quickly shuffled to her next class. Thankfully, that class not being with Peter Parker.

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Lunch time rolled around and she sat by herself today. Well, sort of. MJ was sitting across from her, but she was silently eating an apple and reading a book. She were used to that behavior from her for a while now. Y/N and Ned befriended MJ shortly after Peter ditched the pair, her actually being the first to approach them both. Noting how observant she was, she pointed out Peter turning into a douche and offered to be there for her and Ned. It was weird in some ways. MJ didn’t know how to deal with emotions, or how to help someone deal with sadness. But it was still very kind of her. She tried her best to give the duo advice and distract them from Peter’s newfound attitude.

Peter Parker sat at the table ten feet ahead. Laughing with Flash over something that was most likely stupid.

There was a sense of loneliness and despair in Y/N’s e/c eyes. She gave him a longing look every day during lunch at least once. The brown haired boy catching her a couple of times, using that to make fun of her.

MJ took a bite of her apple and glanced at Y/N above her book, her brown eyes immediately meeting her sad ones. MJ rolled her eyes, already knowing who the hopeless girl were looking at. She glanced over her shoulder at Peter laughing. She knew it was fake, she knew Peter wasn’t happy. But she never chose to talk to him about it. Him not being worth her time, but that doesn’t mean she didn’t try to tell Y/N that.

“You know,” MJ paused as she turned back to her friend. Y/N shook her head, snapping out her gaze on Peter and looked at her. “He’s faking it.”

“Michelle,” Y/N sighed, shaking her head and looking down. “Why do you keep saying that?” MJ already knew she was going to ask that. She was already to fire back, but Y/N said her full name instead of her nickname. That meant that she just wasn’t in the mood.

“Y/N,” she sighed, setting her bookmark in her book and putting it on the table and sat up. Y/N’s sad e/c eyes met her sympathetic look. “Peter isn’t happy. I can tell. You know how well I can read people. Even that jackass,” including that remark to make her laugh, and it worked. “He isn’t truly happy. He doesn’t have the, twinkle,” MJ shuttered at the cliché word making her chuckle again. “in his eyes that he had when he was doing something that made him happy. Or around someone who made him happy.” The pause directed at Y/N, causing a redness to appear on her cheeks but she shook her head as quick as it appeared and MJ continued. “Every time I see him push or tease a kid, he frowns. He frowns when Flash isn't looking. He’s so disappointed in himself for swooping down to that level and becoming someone who he hates. But he continues to do it. He continues because he’s lost and he’s fighting himself to stay this way. Something’s making him to hold back. That frown, that look of despair on his face every time he does something contradicting with his old self, he’s not happy. It’s an act. He’s faking it.”

This isn’t the first time she’s said something like this. But this is the first time she went into this much depth. Y/N’s heart was hopeful each time she mentioned this. Maybe some of the old Peter is still inside of him. His heart and his mind having an internal battle on how to treat other people, this occurring after Ben died and he got his Spider-Man powers. He didn’t know how to process his emotions, it was too much. Thus started the battle between his mind and his heart, neither side surrendering.

The girl who was once friends with a now superhero never spoke her true feelings for her old best friend, to the girl sitting in front of her. MJ was smart and very clever, she already knew. So Y/N never bothered to say it out loud to MJ.

“You got all of that just from looking at him a few times?” Y/N joked as a small grin formed on her chapped lips.”

MJ rolled her eyes playfully, her mood brightening because her friend was cracking a joke in this hard time. “Well duh. I’m a fucking genius, you already know this.” Y/N’s smile widening as she shook her head as MJ continued. “Plus I heard him frustratingly scolding himself this morning after he purposely knocked into you once him and Flash separated.”

That was something Y/N never heard before, and she didn’t want to believe it. But MJ wouldn’t lie to her, especially on something like this.

Y/N shook her head in doubt. “I’m just done with this. I’m tir-”

“Hey there bitch!” A voice yelled at her.

The voice coming from the boy her heart melted for.

The voice coming from the boy who she would do anything for.

Even if he was a dick now.

The voice coming from Peter Parker.

And he was walking towards her.

He strolled towards the table the girls were sitting at, jumping on top of the bench MJ was sat on, landing right next to her on his bottom. He made himself comfortable as he wrapped an arm around MJ. She flicked towards him in disgust, elbowing his side in annoyance. He grunted, trying to play it off as a playful groan while clutching his side with his hand. “Wow, MJ, I’m hurt.”

“Shut the fuck up, Parker. What the hell are you doing here?”

“Woah, woah,” he held his hands up in defense. “Just here to say hello.”

His statement caused MJ to roll her eyes and before she could say something, he spoke up again. “And to say something to her.” His head whipped to Y/N so fast and he smirked at her. Her eyes widen, scared of what was going to happen while looking into his mischievous eyes. MJ stood still, not knowing what to say.

“Look, Y/N,” Peter sighed as he put his arms on the table, leaning on them. A serious look was on his face as he scrunched his eyebrows. This small action reminding her of the old Peter, her Peter. How his eyebrows always furrowed whenever he was trying to say something or figure something out.

But that quickly changed. MJ not being surprised at all.

He bursted into laughter. “What is with you?!” He shouted amusingly. “Why do you keep on staring at me? It’s creepy. It’s weird. Not to mention, with a longing look like I just ran over your dog and stomped on your heart. Seriously?! Are you that pathetic? Are you that lonely? Are you that sad that I left you?” He was throwing his head back in laughter as he kept on asking.

MJ’s jaw clenched as she burned holes in Peter’s head. If looks could kill, he would be worse than dead. But since looks can’t kill, she settled for shoving him off of the bench.

His ex best friend was already trying your best to not to break down right there, her heart already hurting and Peter was just making it worse. Y/N only gasped when MJ pushed him off of the bench. Of course she were worried to see if he was okay, the\ old part of her who is still his best friend was urging her to get up. But she couldn’t move. Her feet were glued to the ground, her bottom feeling like it fell asleep, her eyes looking at the scene in front of her with warm tears she was trying oh so desperately to hide.

Peter groaned and sat up, holding his head while sitting flat on his ass. But he jumped back up easily, like he tripped but caught his footing. And he backed up a few inches because he was frankly a little scared of her. Who wasn’t?

“Wow, that hurt.” He mocked as he looked at MJ, fear evident in his eyes that only she noticed and she quirked an eyebrow at him and smirked.

Peter rolled his eyes and continued, whipping his head just a smidge to meet Y’N’s sad e/c orbs again

Peter’s heart clenched, seeing his favorite girl in pain and especially knowing he caused it. He was so close to running to her side and pulling her into his arms. So close.

But he recovered. Hoping MJ wouldn’t notice his sign of weakness.

“Move on,” he growled at her. “Stop staring at me. Stop following me. Stop stopping by my house when I’m not home to talk to Aunt May.” She looked down, fiddling with her fingers. “Yeah, you think I didn’t know?!” The only reason he was because keeping an eye on her himself. May didn’t tell him. Why would she? Her nephew was hurting the girl who was his best friend.

The girl he was in love with since he first laid eyes on her ten years ago. He didn’t know it then, he was a little kid with a tiny crush. But over the years, that crush turned into something much bigger.

MJ stood up furiously and was about to storm towards him as he ran back to his table with Flash, who was watching the entire time and laughing.

“Don’t,” MJ heard her friend croak and she turned back to her. There was a new look on her face that Y/N finally allowed to reveal on the outside. Brokenness.

“Just,” she sighed as she blinked back hot tears and stood up quickly. “Just don’t.” She grabbed her belongings and exited the cafeteria faster than Peter could flick his wrist and shoot a web at her.

Liz saw what happened from her table. She saw as Michelle grumbled and grabbed her book. MJ stood up and grabbed her unfinished apple, walking quickly to Peter and Flash when they weren’t paying attention. She chucked her apple at Peter’s face, the red fruit hitting him in the eye as he groaned and clutched his head. Flash gasped and looked up at MJ, seeing her smirking in victory and walking away. She was still angry though as she walked out of the cafeteria doors.

Liz shook her head in shame as Peter was groaning at his eye. She observed Flash trying to aid to Peter, quietly laughing to himself when Peter was closing both of his eyes in pain and leaning his head back with his right hand covering his right eye.

“Let-” Flash muttered as he was trying to stop laughing. Of course Peter knew he was, he didn’t need his new senses to guess. “Just take your hand off of your eye and let me see.” He managed to get out while trying desperately to stop laughing.

Peter rolled his left eye as it was closed and reopened it while putting his head back down, carefully removing his hand. He knew it was bad. He would have to go home early since he healed fast and the mark would be gone in less than two hours.

“Go get an ice pack man.” Flash laughed as he pulled out his phone and began to scroll through random things.

He didn’t need really need one. He needed to do something much more important before he went home so he grabbed his backpack and walked out of the cafeteria, already knowing where she ran off to.

Y/N sat in the library with her legs pulled up to her chest and her arms wrapping around her legs. Her head was in her arms as her hair fell down her elbows. Quiet cries left her mouth as she hid in the one section of the library that no student walked into. Let alone the section she was in.

She was trying to hide her whimpers as best she could, good thing no one was really in the library anyways.

Y/N’s heart was trying to find out where you went wrong.

When did she do to cause Peter to hate her with every single molecule in his body?

What did she do to cause him to snap?

Why did things go so wrong when before then she was his shoulder to cry on?

For fuck’s sake, what changed?

For fuck’s sake, what will make him stop?

Peter entered the library, Y/N heard the door open but she just assumed it was another lonely student or someone who was going to study. He heard her cries, even though he was on the other side of the huge room filled with so many different words that could describe how they were both feeling perfectly because they couldn’t.

He heard her sobs, warm water beginning to blind his sight. But Peter couldn’t let you see that.

A heavy breath escaped his thin lips as he straightened himself up, wiping his tears that slipped out of hi brown eyes. He couldn’t let Y/N see him like this. He just had to apologize. He wanted to show that he didn’t want to, but he knew he did. That was something his heart and mind could agree on. But he couldn’t let her see that. He wouldn’t let her see that. The new him saying if he’s going to do this, he’s not going to show he’s breaking.

His feet carried him in the direction of Y/N’s cries. Even if his heart didn’t belong to her, his feet would still bring him to her. They always would. And right now, his legs were shaking as he walked closer to the Ancient Egypt and Ancient Rome section.

She was always a sucker for history, he smiled.

Peter’s brain stopped his motions right before he was about to step into the aisle. Another deep breath escaped his lips and he realized he hasn’t taken a single breath since he entered the library. He sighed and his heart finally allowed him to take another step, flinching when his eyes landed on Y/N’s figure.

His breath caught in his throat as his eyes scanned her over. He almost choked back another sob. Almost.

But he did have to blink back tears and wipe the ones that managed to escape his eyes.

The girl with a damaged spirit heard someone breathing and looked up, seeing the last person you ever wanted to see.

But there’s also a part of her that was glad he was standing, what felt like so close to her heart.

The two broken hearted teens didn’t say anything. Y/N’s gaze looked so, broken. And his gaze, well she don’t know how to read him anymore, not since he’s changed.

He was broken though.

Peter cleared his throat, his eyes never leaving her own as he walked closer to the girl he grew up with. But he stopped once he saw that she flinched away from him.

That broke his heart even more.

But he couldn’t let her see that.

So he sat against the same shelf as her, about a couple feet away with his legs out and his hands fidgeting on top of his lap.

Y/N was shaking, hoping that he wouldn’t notice that. Or her heart beating so fast, it felt like it was going to jump out of her chest and make grabby hands towards Peter’s heart.

But he did notice. And he did hear. His own heart feeling the same way. But his wouldn’t just make grabby hands towards her’s. His would get on its knees, begging for your love again. (If you’ve watched the short film, “In a Heartbeat” on YouTube then you get where I’m playing at lmao go watch it if you haven't because it’s so good and cute).

Y/N unfolded her arms from around her legs, but kept her knees tucked into herself as she fiddled with her fingers.

She did that when she were nervous or when she didn’t know what to do.

The habit was already known to Peter, and he was glad she never grew out of it. She looked so adorable when she was awkward.

Y/N could feel the deep brown eyes of the heartbreaker boy, giving her an intense look. His doe eyes not burning holes into her, but just looking at her calmly.

But it was also sad if she looked up at him.

“I uh-” Peter stammered out. “I just wanted to say that that was uncalled for-”

Her head whipped around to meet his haze. But a new expression was in her tired e/c eyes.

Anger.

“What?” She croaked out, hating herself for sounding so weak and internally scolding herself for it.

“What exactly was uncalled for, Peter?” The harsh and it made Peter wince. And she noticed, but instead of immediately checking to see if he was alright like she usually did, she let out a laugh. “You’re wincing? Why! You don’t have a reason to!” She said harshly. “What was so uncalled for, Peter? What is it that you want to apologize for?” Her tone wasn’t meant to be harsh. But she couldn’t help it. She was just done with this ridiculous act of his.

Of course he knew what she were asking. But he continued to act stupid and looked down at his lap shamefully. “W-what I said to you back in the cafeteria. It was uncalled for and rude and, and-” his arm went to scratch behind the back of his neck. A nervous habit he still had and let show. “I’m, I’m sorry.”

You almost laughed, almost. But that was harsh. Even though he has hurt you so many times these past few months, even though your heart was still pulling you towards his, you couldn’t get a laugh out. Your heart not wanting you to hurt him no matter how upset and broken you were. Because you never want to hurt it. Even if he’s caused you so much pain. You just couldn’t. That wasn’t who you were.

Y/N sat in a cris cross position and let out a heavy sigh, playing with her fingers, trying to blink back tears and using her hair as a shield so the young superhero couldn’t see her trying to hide her pain.

Thankfully, he didn’t that time.

“Why?” She squeaked, looking up to meet hs unreadable brown orbs. “Why now? Why apologize now? It’s not like anything has changed.”

That statement and her harsh tone made Peter break down even more, on the inside. He was also questioning himself that.

Why now? Why did he rush to her without thinking twice?

“Uh-I” He looked back down at his fingers. “I don’t know. I just felt like I had to apologize and quickly walked here after I realized what I had to do. For you.”

“Okay well,” the young girl sighed, not knowing how to respond to the last two words he spoke. Her stomach flipped in a good way, but she also felt like she was going to throw up from the confusion. “Thanks for the apology.”

Those words made Peter’s head snap up and look at his old best friend. Hope filled his heart and entered his eyes once again. Hope felt strange, foreign to him because it hasn’t been apart of his wellbeing for so long.

“But I don’t know if I can accept it.”

And just like that, the hope quickly vanished faster than what felt like the speed of light.

“I can accept it in the future, just not now. My heart, my feelings, are still hurt from everything you did and said. But I do feel that I will be able to forgive you someday. But not this second. I want to, but can’t. I hope you can understand that.”

Peter nodded understandingly as Y/N sighed and got up quickly. His eyes never left her figure until she grabbed her backpack and he looked down at his lap, hearing her footsteps fade

Peter leaned his head back on the bookshelf in despair. His eyes were burning with the familiar liquid now. The boy sniffled as he wiped them away, cursing himself for breaking down. He quickly exited the library and ran straight for the men’s bathroom.

Not seeing MJ see him rush into the room and wipe his eyes.

----

It was the last class of the day. Robotics. To her dismay, she shared this class with Peter, but Y/N enjoyed this class and tried to avoid him as much as possible. But after his apology in the library, her heart didn’t want to avoid him completely. She didn’t know if it was sincere and she didn’t want to think about that right now. But her feelings were pushing her towards the boy who still owned her heart.

“What happened in the library?” MJ asked as she plopped down in her seat across from Y/N, causing her to jump to little. Ned was in their group but he wasn’t there today. She gave her friend a questioning look, causing the brown haired girl to roll her eyes. “Don’t play dumb with me, Y/N. I already know that’s where you ran to and I hate that it took me until after lunch to figure that out. I saw Peter running out of it in a hurry, his eyes were red and he wiped his eyes as he went into the boy’s bathroom.”

Y/N couldn’t believe it. Peter crying? After the conversation they had? Surely MJ was mistaken. She almost asked her friend if knew what she saw, but MJ was right 99% of the time.

“Maybe, um, uh- do you think you could be mistaken?” She stuttered. MJ rolled her eyes and gave her a glare and you threw your hands up in defense. “I’m sorry! But maybe this is the 1% of the time where you’re wrong. Because he couldn’t have been crying, not after-” she paused and looked down at her lap.

“Did you reject his undying love for you or something?” MJ teased and Y/N gave her a playful glare and the girl rolled her eyes for what felt like the thousandth time that day.

“No, we just talked. He actually apologized,” MJ raised her eyebrows impressed, but was going to deny his apology before Y/N interrupted. “I know, I know it’s weird. I know you’re gonna say he didn’t mean it. And I want to believe you. But the part of me that misses him, misses my best friend-” “The boy you’re in love with.” “Whatever.” MJ smirked and Y/N sighed. “I miss him. And that part of me just wants to forgive him and make things right, make this all disappear and go back to the way before all of this shit. But, I can’t trust him.” MJ put her hand on Y/N’s arm to comfort her as she continued. “I thanked him for his apology. But I told him I just can’t accept it right now. And I told him that maybe in the future I can forgive him. I just can’t right now.”

Y/N looked back up at MJ and she was giving her an intense look, showing her she was listening. “Good.” She lifted her hand from her friend’s arm. “I’m shit at emotions and helping other people with them. But you did the right thing.” She flashed you a small smile and you did the same in return.

Peter could hear every word shared between the two of them at his own table that was across the classroom.

School had just ended and that meant practice time for the Academic Decathlon team. Y/N always avoided Peter during your after school team meet ups. And he made it surprisingly easy. He barely even spoke to Flash during practice because he was very focused on the team and serious about team practices. Him being a mute and concentrating made it easy for them not to speak to each other.

But Peter still stole glances at the girl who owned his heart when she wasn’t looking.

Liz was getting her Decathlon coat from her locker, cursing herself for leaving it in there. “Hey Liz!” She heard the familiar voice and immediately rolled her eyes on the inside.

She turned to her left and flashed Peter a fake smile. She didn’t like him one bit. She did see him as a good friend the previous school year, but when he ditched his best friends this year and became a dick, she no longer wanted to be associated with him in any way.

“What’s up Peter?” Liz internally cringed at the fake chirpiness in her voice.

The sheepish boy flashed her a small smile, pain evident behind his eyes that she noticed.

He really wasn’t good at hiding secrets.

“I was um, just wondering” He stuttered as he played with his sweater. “If you wanted to maybe go to the movies sometime, with me? On-on a date?” She couldn’t believe what she was hearing. Of course she knew he harbored feelings for her. She saw that last year but only saw him as a friend. Plus, she noticed he was in love with someone else.

She tucked her hair behind her ear nervously, “Um, that’s really sweet, Peter-” His face instantly dropped at her response, knowing what was coming next. “But, I just don’t see you like that.”

The new and cocky Peter took offense right away. “Why?” He demanded then saw she raised her eyebrows. “Wh-why? May I ask?”

Liz had enough with his fake attitude and rolled her eyes. “Seriously Peter?” Although, Peter already knew the answer. “Well one, you’re a major dick and a bully. You used to be so sweet, so kind and considerate to others, especially your friends. But then, this year you changed. And at first when you stopped talking to Ned and Y/N, I figured it was maybe a part of your grieving process and you just needed some space. But then you befriended Flash. Eugene fucking Thompson of all people! The boy who bullied you since what Ned told me, elementary school. And to make it worse, you became just like him, actually even worse. You abandoned your best friends, not to mention the girl who loved you with her entire heart, and you became a bully. You, Peter Parker, became a bully. That’s why.” She finished angrily as she slammed her locker door shut.

And of course, Peter had to fire back with something stupid. “Girl who loved me? You mean Y/N?” He said hopefully, but he tried hiding it of course but Liz still noticed.

“Yep, and the girl who everyone thought, you loved with all of your heart. But guess not.” She shrugged and she wrapped her coat around her.

Peter stood still, not knowing what to say or how to feel as he stared blankly at the locker next to Liz’s.

She couldn’t be serious? But that didn’t stop Peter’s heart from bursting with joy and a small smile to break out on his face. Most importantly, the twinkle. The goddamn twinkle in his eyes were back. He felt overjoyed, the girl he fell in love with since he first knew what love meant, loved him back? How? Why would she? He was just puny Peter Parker. Boring, plain, not interesting, and just an all around weirdo.

Oh Peter, if only you knew how much of that was untrue in Y/N’s eyes.

He had to cover himself up and get it together. But Liz noticed, only a fool wouldn’t notice his reaction to the possibility of his best friend loving him in the same way he loved her.

“You’re joking right?” He scoffed and Liz was so close to punching him in the face. For not only being an idiot, but for trying to cover his reaction up and bury it in the past. Past as in two seconds ago.

“You can’t possibly be serious.” Peter started laughing as Liz tilted her head at him and glared.

“Me being in love with Y/N? Y/N Y/L/N? Really? No! She was only my best friend. Key word, was. I can’t believe people thought I was in love with that girl? Above anyone else, people believed I had feelings for her? Ew, just, just gross.” He fake scoffed and Liz was deadass about to punch him square in the face, not caring about detention like she usually did. But, a figure caught her eye.

And it was the last person in the whole damn world who should be hearing him say these things.

Liz’s heart broke when she saw Y/N standing a few feet away behind Peter.

Liz knew the anger she felt towards Peter and the hurt she felt for the e/c girl, was nothing compared to how Y/N was feeling that moment and when she turned around, running away from the two.

Peter immediately whipped around to see the last person he wanted to her those hateful comments, running away from the pair, his whole entire being just completely breaking.

If he wasn’t completely done and broken this time. He sure as hell is now.

“You’re a fucking idiot. You better go after her, Parker.” Liz grumbled as she shoved Peter’s shoulder while walking past him.

Yeah he better fucking go after Y/N.

And he was going to.

Without thinking twice.

Tired of fighting the old him and his feelings for his best friend.

He was done fighting. He was done acting. He was done faking it. He was done acting like this was all normal.

And he ran after her.

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Y/N didn’t go to the library this time. This time, her feet carried heart to the garden behind their school. It was small, cozy and comforting. The young girl loved it. She knew she should’ve went somewhere else. But her body collapsed onto the bench on the hard ground as sobs rocked through her stomach. She couldn't get up, she couldn’t go anywhere. She was frozen. Completely defeated and alone from the one person she thought would never intentionally hurt her.

Of course Peter didn’t check the library. Even though he treated Y/N like shit and abandoned her, he still knew her. Even if he wanted to forget everything about his old friend, he just couldn’t. He knew every fact about her. She never changed. Only he did.

She had many small areas on the school’s campus that she admired. But Peter’s improved legs did the thinking his mind couldn’t comprehend. And he felt like he was flying to the small garden area.

He heard her cries, the second time today making him hate himself more than he already did. She were laying on her back on the comfy bench. Using her hands to shield her face from the sun as she cried.

“Y/N-” Peter choked out as he saw her break. Anger flooded through the broken girl’s body. She was already hurt, ashamed, broken, but now, now she was angry. Now she livid. Not just at him, but at herself as well.

Y/N shot up from the park bench and stood up. What was the point of even hiding her face anymore?

“No! No- you can’t- you can’t just come here and talk to me with tears streaming down your face and a broken look in your eyes. You don’t get to do that, especially to me. Fuck you, Peter Parker. I hate you with every fiber in my being.” Her feet carried herself closer and closer to him as she said this. She would’ve said more. She almost called him a coward. Almost called him an asshole for what he did to not only her, but Ned too and everyone else he’s treated badly. The livid teen almost yelled at him in frustration, but she couldn’t. Her mouth wouldn't allow the harsh words to slip off of her tongue, no matter how true they were. But her finger pointing shamefully at Peter with every word that spit out of her mouth was just the icing on top of the well understood message. But she wasn’t touching him as much as she wanted to jab her finger into his chest, she couldn’t. And yeah, she didn’t hate him, but he didn’t need to know that as she walked past him angrily.

“Fuck it,” he cursed to himself as he turned and flicked his wrist towards the girl he loved.

Y/N felt a sticky substance wrap around her arm like a hand and she yelped as she was being pulled backwards.

She ran into the broken boy’s chest with a slam as he caught her in his arms, wrapping her in them. Y/N stared up and was met with the soft eyes she so absolutely adored. She noticed pain behind the captivating orbs now. She could usually spot it from afar but could never get a good look at them for the past few months. But being this close in proximity to him, not to mention his arms holding her like she would slip away at any moment, was enough to break her down more. She didn’t think she had any more left of her heart that could break. But seeing her boy broken, that ruined her.

Peter stared down into her e/c orbs that held so much loneliness and betrayal in them. He didn’t know what to do as she stared up at him blankly. Y/N was too tired to fight him, so she collapsed into his arms, her body loosening and completely letting herself fall into his embrace and he caught her.

He always caught her.

She leaned her head on his chest with tears running down her gorgeous face. Her best friend put his chin on top of her head. Peter took in her shampoo scent and he sighed, feeling like it’s been an eternity since the last time he inhaled her.

Tears were soaking Peter’s shirt, but he didn’t even care a slightest bit. He cursed himself in his head. For hurting her, for leaving her, for betraying her, and for breaking her heart. She was fragile but also strong. Peter has only seen Y/N cry this much once when her grandfather died. He was there for her during her time of mourning and was always there to be her shoulder to cry on. He was always there to make her smile. But now, he caused her this much pain. And he was never there for her. He just added onto the pain.

Y/N kept on muttering curses at Peter but she was so choked up, he could barely make out what she was saying.

He pulled away from her a little, causing her to look up and meet his chocolate colored orbs. His smooth, warm hands met each side of her face as he gently held her like she was porcelain. “I’m s- so sorry,” he spluttered out with fresh tears in amber eyes. “I’m so sorry for everything. I’m sorry for the hateful words and harsh comments. I’m sorry for the mocking and making fun of you. I’m sorry for abandoning you and Ned. I’m sorry for shutting you out. I’m sorry for not being there for you. I’m just-” he paused as he closed his eyes, causing the tears to fall out faster. He looked down in shame and took a deep breath. “I’m, I’m so sorry, Y/N. I’m so fucking sorry.”

Y/N didn’t know what to say. She was going to question him about the webbing.

Was he Spider-Man? Did he make the webbing? Was he a copycat?

But there were more important things she had to discuss with him and question him about.

The broken girl shook her head as the devastated boy opened his eyes shamefully. “Why, why Peter? Why did you do all of- all of those horrendous things? Why did you leave me? Why didn’t you ever tell me what was really going on? You know I would’ve tried to understand and support you and be there for you,” she couldn’t help but raise her right hand onto the boy’s cheek. He immediately leaned into her touch with a soft sigh. “When did you stop caring about me?”

The defeated tone almost made Peter collapse right then and there. “I never stopped caring about, Y/N.” Peter croaked as he stared into her e/c orbs deeply.

“You said that earlier today, I don’t know if I can believe you or not now this time.” She looked down and their feet and Peter didn’t know what to say. He did apologize just earlier that day for one thing that happened and she didn’t know if he meant it, and he couldn’t blame her. Now he’s apologizing again, just hours later, but for everything. He didn’t blame her if she didn’t trust him or believe his words were sincere. He’s hurt her far too much.

Y/N sighed and wiggled her way out of Peter’s arms after he didn’t answer her for a couple of minutes. Well, she tried.

Peter snapped out of his gaze the moment she tried to wriggle out of his arms and he looked back down at her captivating, gorgeous face. He sore each time he looked at her beautiful face, he fell even more in love with her.

He just never showed it.

“Y/N please,” Peter pleaded as he tried to get her to look at him, and the h/c haired girl stared up at her ex best friend again.

“Peter, I don’t know if I can believe you.” She continued to squirm in his arms and Peter loosened his grip on her, letting her slip away.

She backed up about a foot from him before she was about to turn and run again. “Please just- just let me explain.” She hasn’t seen him look broken since his Uncle Ben passed.

She hasn’t seen him in this much pain since then.

She could see it in his eyes.

In that moment, she saw through his act. Peter didn’t try to stop her by forcing a fake glimmer or look of mischievous in his eyes. She saw that this Peter, was fake.

This Peter, wasn’t who he truly was or who he truly wanted to be.

This wasn’t her Peter.

She closed her eyes and let a deep breath escape her dry lips as she stood there still, giving him permission to speak.

“This isn’t an excuse for abandoning you. I just want to start off with that.” He said as he motioned closer to her but stopped once she saw her flinch away.

He didn’t try to hide the fact that that action hurt him.

“I got, these powers shortly before Ben died.” He said as he rolled up his sweater sleeves to show her small web shooters. “I’m Spider-Man.” She gave him a puzzled look. She may have looked broken, but she still looked gorgeous in Peter’s eyes.

“Okay, I don’t see how that made you want to leave me.” Her eyebrows furrowed, making her appear adorable to the young boy in front of her.

“I was bitten by a radioactive spider that day we went to Oscorp. I felt the changes inside me that night I got home and I woke up the next morning with a six pack.” He chuckled through his tears and Y/N smiled a little at him.

“Shortly after that, you became a little cocky.”

Peter cracked a smile at her small remark and nodded. “Yeah uh- not one of my proudest moments.” He scratched behind his neck and Y/N gave him a “duh” expression.

“I felt so confident with my new strength. But one night- I left the apartment and Ben, he-” He choked up causing Y/N to go into best friend mood and she rushed to the boy and hold his arm gently for comfort.

Even when he hurt her, time and time again, she was still there to comfort him.

“Peter, you don’t have to say.” She murmured as she gave him a kind gaze. He met her warm look and shook his head and looked back down at his feet.

“No, I uh- I have to.” Y/N didn’t bother to try arguing with him, she just rubbed his sweater covered arm. He was feeling cold, even in the sweater from the light fall breeze. But her touch on his arm made him feel warm again throughout his whole entire body and it gave him goosebumps at the same time.

“I left the house because of an argument I got into with Uncle Ben. He ran after me. I didn’t know he did. I wish I knew. I figured him and May would let me cool off but after the police showed up at our doorstep, I should’ve known he was going to worry about me and chase after my footsteps.” He took a shaky breath as a tear slipped down his cheek. Before he could wipe it with his sweater, Y/N put her hand on his face and rubbed his cheek, her thumb sliding underneath his eye to wipe it away.

She never removed her hand and Peter leaned into her touch once again as he continued on with the worst day of his life.

“I passed a robber along the streets. I could’ve went after him but I didn’t. It’s normal in Queens for people to get mugged yes, but I should've done something. Especially to him.” Another tear fell down his toned face and his best friend was quick to wipe it away. “Turns out, shortly after I avoided stopping him, Ben actually tried to.” Peter smiled at the thought of his generous uncle. The chance of a weapon being on a robber in New York, was about 75% of the time. But Ben didn’t care. He’d always put others before himself. Even if it was just some stranger’s purse. He was the real hero who made Peter into one.

But Peter’s smile quickly faded as he recalled the horrifying events from the worst night of his life. “Witnesses say he was trying to get the purse from a man in a ski mask, but the robber pulled out a knife, and he-” Peter choked and completely broke down to the ground.

His knees were already wobbly and that was the final straw.

And this time, Peter collapsed into Y/N’s arms.

She pulled her best friend into her chest, his head above her breasts as he cried into her Harry Potter t-shirt and he wrapped his arms around her figure. Y/N held his face in her hands as her best friend sobbed in her arms.

They stood like this for about five minutes. Y/N running her hands through Peter’s hair as that always kept him calm. His sobs started to get more quiet and she continued to whisper, “It’s okay, Pete, I’m here. I’m here, let it all out. I’m here. I’ve got you, Pete”

He missed the nickname that would fall from her lips.

“I’m sorry.” He said into her once he calmed himself. She shook her head and pressed a chaste kiss on top of his head. “You don’t have anything to apologize for, Peter.”

He lifted his head up and stared at her with a serious look in his eyes. “Yes, yes I do. Uncle Ben dying is no excuse for me abandoning you and Ned. His death is no excuse for my behavior and who I’ve become.” He let go of his best friend and sat him but she grabbed his hand for support as he sat out in front of her with his legs out. “Him dying, my powers fucking with my emotions already and messing me up. Me changing. God, Ben would hate me so much of he were here right now.” He whispered.

Y/N had enough. Yes he did hurt her and he was right about his father figure’s death not being an excuse. But he wasn’t right about his last statement.

“Now you listen to me, Peter Benjamin Parker.” She grabbed his face in both of her hands, making his baby fat squish up a little and she smiled at his cute face. “Ben would never, I repeat, never hate you. He would be disappointed in your actions, yes. Like any father world be if his child did something wrong” She rubbed her pointer fingers along his cheeks to calm him down. “But he could never hate you. He would never even try to bring himself to hate you. May wouldn’t either.”

Peter looked down at his lap, Y/N’s hands till holding his face.

“Peter,” she whispered as he looked up to meet her pleading eyes. “Please believe me. That man could never hate you. That man could never not forgive you. He does not blame you for his death. He doesn’t hate you for who you’ve become. He could never fucking hate you, Pete.” She flashed him a small, beautiful smile.

Right then, Peter knew he’d be okay. He was repeating the sincere words the girl who he adored spoke in his head, over and over again. Her smile, sincere, bright and stunning, meant for him, he knew he would be okay.

“I just, I couldn’t deal with his death and let myself become cold. I didn’t want to be close to you or Ned, fearing that what happened to Ben would happen to one of you. Especially with being Spider-Man, I have a lot of enemies. And if anyone ever find out who I was and used you, Ned or May against me, I don’t know what I would do with myself.” She gave her best friend a sad smile as he continued. “I would rather have you both hate me and be safe, than be close to me and get hurt. Ben getting hurt without me even using my powers urged me to push people away. I became Spider-Man shortly after his death before I left you and Ned. I vowed to never let anyone, especially those I love, get hurt in any way. And I vowed to never think, ;Someone else will take care of it’ ever again. I thought by you and Ned close to me, would put you in danger and I couldn’t risk it. I’m so, so goddamn sorry, Y/N.”

“Peter, hey Peter look at me.” Y/N said desperately as he began to break down again. Peter looked deeply into the eyes he loved and calmed his breathing with long breaths with the help of her. “I forgive you, Peter. I’m so sorry I didn’t try harder with-”

Peter right away shook his head. “No, Y/N don’t ever blame yourself for a second. This isn’t your fault. I didn’t want to be close to anyone, but I ended up hurting you anyways too.”

“Oh, Peter.” Y/N cooed as Peter closed his eyes at the feeling of her warm hands touching him.

I don’t deserve this.

I don’t deserve her.

“I should’ve never said or do those awful things to you and Ned, especially you,” he cried. “There’s no excuse for the harmful comments or taunting or me pushing you around. And I hope you know that.” A look of pure sincerity was in Peter’s eyes as he reopened them to look into Y/N’s eyes. A small smile appeared on the girl’s face as she nodded at her best friend. “There- fuck.” He sighed as he shook his head frantically with a laugh escaping his lips. Y/N removed her hands from his face and Peter found himself missing her home feeling.

“I was in love with you,” he mumbled and looked up at her.

Y/N’s eyes widen. How could he be in love with her> Especially after all of his remarks made her think the exact opposite.

The confused girl furrowed her eyebrows. “Pete, what? How were you in love with me-”

“I still am.” Peter pleaded as Y/N shook he head and stepped out of his embrace while running a hand through her soft hair. “It’s one thing to leave because you wanted to keep me safe, but that I understand. Why would you hurt me by saying all of those cruel things to me?” She questioned in disbelief.

“You were trying just hard to be there for me like you always do. But I had to push you away somehow. That’s no excuse for me continuing on with it and becoming a dick and befriending fucking Flash of all people.” He stepped closer to her with every word he spoke. And this time, she didn’t back away.

His rough, warm hands met her’s and laced his right hand with her’s wanting to see her reaction. She almost made a comment about his rough hands. They’re usually smooth, but when he doesn’t take care of himself when he was going through a hard time, his skin became dry and rough.

“I was in love with you too,” Y/N whispered as she gazed up into his chocolate eyes. “And I still am. Even after all of this, I am still ridiculously in love with you, Peter Parker.” She chucked and a tera slipped down her cheek, Peter’s left hand going up to wipe it with his thumb like she did to him moments ago.

“You know one thing you said that really fucking ruined me?” Peter didn’t want to hear her answer, he would beat himself up more for every single thing he said that was hateful and mean to her.

“You made it sound like people assuming we were together, in love with one another, that it was just some repulsive thing you would never want to happen. Not only did my best friend hurt me, but so did the boy I feel so desperately in love with. Not only did I think he didn’t feel the same, but you were so disgusted by the fact of people thinking we have feelings for each other. And you said all of those- those gross things about me.” She shook her head and looked down. “You know if you didn't feel the same way, I wouldn't’ have been mad. We can’t chose who we fell in love with. We can’t chose who we have feelings for. I wasn’t hurt by that. Just you being repulsed at the slightest idea of us.”

Peter cursed himself inside his head while listening to her. “I know, I know and I’m so fucking sorry, Y/N. I don't’ know what came over me.” She looked back up into his honey eyes as he blinked back a tear. “I was trying to get over you and I figured dating Liz would help. I thought of I said those comments out loud, they would seem true. But they weren’t. The were the exact opposite of the truth.” Peter held her face in his hands.

She didn’t flinch away that time.

“I know it makes no sense, how I said I didn’t want anyone close to me because that would be outing them in danger. I needed so badly to get over you and just wanted to see if one date would Liz could help with that. But it wouldn’t even if she greed.”

“That sounds so stupid but understandable.” The girl chuckled through her tears.

A small grin broke out on Peter’s face. His best friend’s smile being the most contagious thing he’s ever come into contact with.

“Yeah. Especially how when the words came out of my mouth, I realized that even with one date, I’d be putting Liz in danger. I didn’t think it through very well.” The heartbreaker boy laughed.

“I just needed to get over you.”

Y/N gasped at him in shook and she swore to the universe that her heart stopped right then and there.

“I don’t know if I can do this though. Us.” Peter bit his lip as he looked down and back up at her, nodding his head in understatement. “I just- my heart is still trying to piece everything together. I don’t even know if I can be friends with you right now.” His heart broke and he looked at her with sad eyes. “Maybe again, soon. We can go back to everything as it was the first time we got into a fight.” Chuckles escaped both of their lips as they remembered their first feud. “We can slowly build our relationship back together. I just need time.”

Peter grabbed her other hand in his. “You can take all of the time you need. I’ll wait for you, Y/N. Even if we don’t end up giving each other our hearts. I’ll still be so grateful to have you back as my best friend. Let alone my friend.”

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ew this was so gross fsefjhsfdf i might do a part two for y’all if you like. It’s going to be in the future and we’ll see if these two crazy kids end up together ;)

Please give feedback! Even constructive criticism, especially when I’m actually trying writing again after over four years :) Don’t be mean about it though please lmao

Until next time my loves

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THOUGHTS ON EPISODE 95!!!

SPOILERS ALERT!!!

Okay, exactly how many fans are in New Zeland? I REALLY wanna know, because apparently enough to let the new season air there 😅

No way to tell, Possession aired in Italy and apart from me there aren't a lot of fans

But since some good heart from the other side of the world still uploaded the episode, here I am! SO excited for the new season!! 😍😍

HERE WE GO!!

First of all

I know I should be happy, but after seeing the trailer I'm terrified 😰 But yeah, Cole telling the title was pretty cool 👍

It always makes me laugh seeing people rebuild Ninjago everytime for some reason, I don't know, maybe it's because they're gonna have to start all over again after next season? 😂

But good work citizens

I can't deal with these two, it's too much for my heart 😭 I wish there was a way to turn him back good, but maybe Garmy would go nuts over the horrible things he has done...

BACK TO NICE THINGS!!

I love Pixal, she has gotten so strong and confident! And honestly, getting all parkour style while there's traffic? MOOD

Cole having sleepy feet? ALSO MOOD

I missed clumsy Cole 😂

And I missed Mother Doomsday! (who apparently has a full name, holy Garmadon)

I always get chills when the bounty is shown, it feels like so much time has passed since Zane found it in the desert! Memories 😭

The officer complaining about the mayor 🤣 Who is a she, apparently? Monarchy didn't last long at Ninjago, not after our last princess...

Also spotting randomly the postman is a good sign, the truest ruler of Ninjago 😎

Back at the monastery(SO HAPPY TO HAVE IT AGAIN, SO MANY MEMORIES, AND THAT'S BESIDES THE MURALS 💜), the scene we already saw at SDCC, which is still super cute and definitely made many plasma shippers go wild

THEN THERE'S HER

Am I the only one that heard that lovely music that played back when Kai looked at Skylor at the balcony scene?... just me?

WHATEVS, WE STAN A QUEEN ❤💙❤💙

Dareth should've been in the mural of season 2 honestly, poor dear 😅 Keep it up brown ninja, we know you are valid! 👍

The Firstborne caught me off guard, I knew we were gonna see it again, just not in this realm. Poor Faith, just got free from a tyrant in her realm, and now troubles are back ☹

Now... let me just say this

I know it's about darkness, I know the oni are super duper evil, I know Tommy gave us a lot of hints for a pretty hardcore season

BUT

WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE??? 😱😱😱

That's some level of trauma for a Lego show, I gotta say 😅 Now I'm really curious about the oni behind this, because all the villains we had came with a defined backstory. All we know about this is that it's dark and cold 😨

Also having it coming out of the Realm Crystal, that's a really nice touch 👌

Moving forward, the city in troubles AGAIN, citizens running and screaming in terror AGAIN, the police doesn't have real weapons because it's a kid show

We can traumatize, we can try to stab, we can sing creepy lullabies, but NO GUNS 😶

AND GASP

THE REAL VILLAIN! THE LADDER!

... I'm scared for Cole okay? Especially after seeing what really happens when the darkness gets you! I swear I'm gonna have a heart attack if they show us his cold gray body 😰😰😰

So yeah, I almost lost it here

THANKS LLOYD YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE KEEP PROTECTING YOUR FRIENDS AND YOURSELF 💚💚💚

Aaaaand Garmy is back in business! I can see how long this alliance will last 😅 Besides, only an oni can defeat another oni? Wu is part oni (even if he's more dragon I think), and so is Lloyd... epic Garmadons showdown part 2?

Last but definitely not least, Jay being unnecessary

If he wasn't here, I could barely take all the drama of this show 😂 Love ya Bluebell

That was it! Pretty good start, I just really don't know where we're heading. This oni must be important somehow, otherwise we wouldn't have much story to begin with

I'm really curious about what's coming!

JAY YOU CAN DO IT, GO ASK YOUR QUEEN, I BELIEVE IN YOU! POSITIVE THINKING!!! 💙💙💙

Thanks for listening to my blabbering, I really need this to chill out 😅 So you'll see me again next time!!

Bye everyoneeee!! 💜

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rk1000 headcanon: Connor is still deathly afraid of heights (he fell off the roof in the prologue, and when he reconstructed the scenario at stratford tower, he went all asdfghjkl oh dang), and whenever markus climbs up on buildings and hardcore parkours, he gets all flustered. maybe markus takes him up on a roof sometime and connor nopes his way back downstairs or something. thanks my dude!!

let’s talk about rk1k, baby!

have i mentioned that connor’s fear of heights is one of my favorite things in the world? because connor’s fear of heights is one of my favorite things in the world. granted, it’s only a thing if you make certain decisions in the prologue, but i love that little detail and how much you can get out of it.

anyway, this is fantastic, and i’m filing it away under things i definitely want to write when the english language doesn’t have me in a headlock. markus doing impulsive parkour and accidentally giving his boyfriend a heart attack is the sort of content i can get behind.

#kaulayauwrites #ask #detroit become human #rk1000 #rk1k #connor x markus #good! shit!

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Popular Video Games - Feb/Mar 2022

Hello friends and gamers, I have empathy for all the game developers that released a video game right around the time of Elden Ring. A few video games were already overshadowed by Dying Light 2. Then, the impressive Horizon Forbidden West on PlayStation was released. After that, Elden Ring was released a week later and hogged the gaming landscape's attention for two weeks so far. Of course, Elden Ring is rock solid so the extra hype for the game is real. Even for the next week, or possibly months, there are sure to be loads of Elden Ring content across the web (my blog included). Heck, my TikTok alone has about six short clips for "helpful" tips on Elden Ring. What are other anticipated games released in February and March that were flattened by the stampede of amazing video games? Let's check 'em out now! Sifu - February 6, 2022 Sifu has been fantastic! I need to set a scheduled time to beat the game soon. If you like martial arts and music, I also have a fun combat montage music video featuring Sifu's fighting style inspired by Pak Mei kung fu! More than 1 million units have been sold—an amazing accomplishment for Sifu developer, Slocap. This video game isn't for the faint of heart though. Patience and discipline are required when seeking to master combat (especially boss battles). Despite the anticipation, Sifu still did an awesome job at sales. However, Sifu's coverage quickly dissipated with Dying Light 2. Dying Light 2 - February 7, 2022 Source: Techland Dying Light 2 boasted a full 500 hours of gameplay to obtain 100% completion for all quests, collectibles, and side content. You have a lot of stuff to do here. Slay zombies with over 200 different unique weapons. Hardcore parkour across a multilayered city that brings out the worst monsters at night. Decide the fate of the city and other characters with personal choices throughout your playthrough. For anyone who loved the first Dying Light, there is no doubt you'll enjoy Dying Light 2. https://gamegushgamer.com/2021/05/31/game-gush-spartan-total-warrior-2005/ Total War: Warhammer 3 - February 17, 2022 Source: Creative Assembly A huge release for fans of turn-based strategy and real-time tactics. Play as one of seven starting factions and conquer the world solo or with friends. Compared to the previous two games, this is the largest number of starting factions before DLC. You bet your sweet cookie that I would be playing Total War Warhammer 3 all day and night. I mean that is what I would be doing if my computer was upgraded with a graphics card that could render more than a feather without crashing. Since it's only available for PC, I'll sadly be sitting this one out for a while. Horizon Forbidden West - February 18, 2022 Source: Sony Interactive Entertainment Horizon Forbidden West was one of PlayStation's most anticipated video games of the year. Many gamers already nominate it for the game of the year. It is a direct sequel to Horizon Zero Dawn from 2017. Players take control of Aloy, a female warrior who hunts machines, and the identity of her mother. The video game is developed by Guerrilla Games and published by Sony Interactive Entertainment. PlayStation fans praised the graphics and photo mode. There was also a huge debate caused by a Horizon Forbidden West fan stating the tutorial snake boss was innovative for gaming. Monster Hunter fans largely attacked this opinion stating the Monster Hunter franchise has done this sort of battle for decades. Elden Ring February 25, 2022 I have another blog post referring to a glimpse into the first hour of Elden Ring. Right now, I am about 40+ hours into the game. There honestly is no sign of the game coming to an end anytime soon. Since I talked about that in the latest post, I will leave this section short. Elden Ring is worth every buck. Massive amounts of content with 70+ hours of fun. All of that behind no DLC paywall just blows my freaking mind and feels so good to be a gamer right now! Learn how to find and use the Spirit Calling Bell in my YouTube video if you are playing Elden Ring. https://gamegushgamer.com/2022/03/03/a-glimpse-into-one-hour-of-elden-ring/ Shadow Warrior 3 - March 1, 2022 Devolver Digital Shadow Warrior 3 is actually one of my most anticipated video games for the year. Yes, I am well aware it won't touch the game of the year but I do not care. I loved the mess out of the first Shadow Warrior. Mhm, I loved the mess out of Shadow Warrior 2. The quips from the main character, Low Wang, are so stupid. But the voice actor's charisma manages to pull it off and add to the character. Shadow Warrior 3, you are on my playlist. "Who wants some Wang? Hmph, rather kick ass than solve puzzle. That's no ordinary rabbit."Lo Wang - Shadow Warrior Gran Turismo 7 - March 4, 2022 Gran Turismo 7 is a tough one for me to talk about. Racing games are not exactly my favorite genre to play. I love Burnout Paradise and the Forza Horizon series. But any other racing game out there, I just feel meh about it. I do not hate them or dislike them. I think my gaming behavior is more attuned to RPG and Action/Adventure video games in my current journey. Gran Turismo 7 was a pretty popular pickup for racing fans though. The smoke that's generated from the friction of high-speed tire rotations in Gran Turismo 7 is all procedurally different according to the atmosphere and air pressure of the specific country that you race in. So that's interesting lol Comment About Video Games You Are Excited For! Gush About Games Are there any video games you were excited about in February? Or any video games you are excited about that release in March?! Let me know in the comments. I love to see the excitement for favorite video games! Do you enjoy Game Gush Gamer video game content? Support the dream at Patreon.com/gamegushgamer for as little as $5/month. Upgrade to higher tiers for exclusive Game Gush Gamer merchandise and other benefits! Follow on Social Media too. Thanks, friends and gamers! Read the full article

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Ready whenever you are, everyone! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:39 PM I'm here! Is this the Disney version, or a different one? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM The Disney one! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Hello! Are we still going with discord's built-in streaming? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM We are. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:40 PM liKE FIRE, HELLFIRE That'll be in my head for a while highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:41 PM Obtained through only the most legal, Autobot-approved methods, naturally. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Ah, the un-fun methods thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Naturally. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Wink.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Wink. https://twitter.com/SydSteyerhart/status/1402695659254259713 Syd Steyerhart (@SydSteyerhart) https://t.co/RrUUxJW2ev Retweets 18233 Likes 184927 Twitter•06/09/2021 Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:43 PM :wink: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Well, time to see if discord feels like working for me today. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:45 PM ...Dang it. Apparently I won't be here for a little while. Sorry about that, I'll be back! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM It looks okay for now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Sound, picture, yes, good? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Yeah. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I can see the singing horse, yes thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I just binged this entire show the other day--it is great. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I enjoy the fact that one of those abominations sounds exactly like Blades. He doesn't want to talk about it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Annnnnd the picture is frozen now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Is it frozen for everyone? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM No. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Still moving for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Clicking "stop watching" and then clicking on it again usually fixes it... for a little while. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:48 PM o highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:50 PM I blame the singing horse. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:50 PM It wasn't the horse...it was the other creatures thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:50 PM I usually end up having to do that dozens of times per stream. I just don't bother mentioning it every time because there doesn't seem to be anything you can do to fix it. That was #4 just now, btw. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:51 PM :[ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Ugh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Yeah :/ Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Do you have anything else running on your end, like youtube or some game? That's normally what takes me out when I try to stream/watch a stream on discord or internet provider being not good too thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM It is discord. The problem is discord. I can stream other things just fine. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:53 PM dang thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Even rebooting and only having the minimum running doesn't help. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Oof. Idk how to fix the discord. I had someone else fix mine via a whole computer upgrade highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Does anyone want to try watchparty? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I'd love to do so Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I'm down thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I can just arrange my windows and have discord visible at the same time for chatting highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM I can see it, but I think it's muted Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:02 PM ok so i wasn't losing it... This is frollo's fault thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:03 PM Absolutely. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:05 PM gettin some grape juice, I'll be back highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM I don't know how to fix the sound issue. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:06 PM heck this is disney's fault thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM I believe you can share directly from a link instead of your screen Right, it's the virtual browser option I hear it now! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:08 PM i hear! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM man, this part gives me chills Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:12 PM Honestly! I makes me think that's what all those statues were for. Mess up in front of the church? THE CHURCH SAW YOU thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:13 PM But, y'know, I think the archdeacon was thinking too much about punishing Frollo and too little about whether he's actually fit to be a "parent" Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Oh he was. I wouldn't trust Frollo to take care of a moss ball thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM I wouldn't trust him with a pet rock. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:14 PM He'd somehow give the rock anxiety and depression thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM ...Okay that gargoyle's voice is SO familiar. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Which one? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:16 PM That one, with the long, narrow horns The joker. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Jason Alexander! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Oh! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Ye! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Ohhhhh, George from Seinfeld, of course Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:18 PM the man mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:18 PM HOW MUCH DID I MISS?!?! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Hello, whoever just jumped on. We're here. https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Not much. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM About eleven minutes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Frollo gets a proper seat and a proper plate and cup because of course he does. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Naturally. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Did it cut out? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Wow, that sure is a version of events It's still going Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:21 PM I still see and hear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Excellent. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM It's been working just fine! I'd say at least 90% of the people in the city would have made better guardians than this guy. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:23 PM The rats would have been better thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM And that's including small children. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:23 PM A ROCK! You'd think someone would hear him with them pipes and holler at him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Right? Or see him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:26 PM They can't see the man who clearly made parkour highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:26 PM This movie really doesn't have a single bad song in it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:26 PM It doesn't! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Every last one is fantastic! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Ohohohoho Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:27 PM :3 Flex thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Nice disguise Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Nice pun Achilles heel thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Yes, we know you're a murderer Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Absolutely vile mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Why is my phone giving me phonecall audio quality here? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM So... did he know those ants were there ahead of time? Did he leave them so he could have his little drama? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:31 PM The best boi! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM I mean, why else would the stone be loose like that Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Cause he's a vile judge who apparently hates nature Goat pls thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM She's so good Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Imma pop out real quick. This part makes me sad thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM ...Ah, right. wince Wait, wait, that guy recognized him? That raises some questions. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:34 PM My heart hurts at this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:34 PM What's their objection? He looks like a pug. You all like those, don't you? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Well pugs back then looked normal and could breath highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:35 PM It's a lovely movie if you end it there. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Oh this is is where my childhood hate of law enforcement came from IT WAS THIS PART Ninja! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:38 PM I RETURN Have I missed the Hellfire song or not Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Nope! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Not at all Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Nice Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Oh I love that bit thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM oof Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:40 PM >:[ If them guards ain't start tossing produce Waste of food highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Is it out of sync for anyone else? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Hmmmm, seems okay to me. NOPE Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Nasty man NASTY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM n o p e Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Stab Him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Turn the goat on him Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Nahh. Not sharp enough. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:47 PM This song chills me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM they DO recognize him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:48 PM SO THEY WERE EVIL ON PURPOSE Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:50 PM SPIT THAT OUT Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:50 PM She's hungry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM oof Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:51 PM :oof: Hardcore parkour thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM ikr oh so it's a map highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM You know, they say she never had any interest in him, but I wonder. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Why would she not just say "it's a map" Oh, it is out of sync now, oops Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Quasi stronk Man is in full armor, lifted him Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM OH The middle gargoyle reminds me of Pumbaa! I could never put my finger on it before now! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:58 PM ITS TIME Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:58 PM It's tiiiiiime >:3 thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM I'm sure she knows no such thing. Vile man Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:59 PM Yes, but catchy song Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:00 PM EVIL MAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM "get out, I was busy singing about my boner" Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:00 PM Sgdfs Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Who plays this guy? And has he released any music tracks of his own Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Google time! One sec Tony jay! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Thanks! I'll look him up on Spotify sometime Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Phoebus is a real hero thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM ikr Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:04 PM HE'S IN PLATE HANG ON You ever use your burning city to cook? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM Well, I suppose their only jobs are being stone and being irreverent. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:07 PM They could have told this story without the gargoyles. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Could a just kept the girl. She at least on her own is a reason voice Also give them leg Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM True... but I feel like they're useful for comedic relief in theory. They're just... obnoxious. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Yyyyeah Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Awww- did I miss the movie? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Hi smoky!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM About 2/3 of it Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM I wouldn't mind if he had gargoyle imaginary friends, they're just... irritating Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Hey!! ... Wait, where IS the movie Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Yeah most of it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM I like that they make absolutely no secret of the fact that the fat one wants to insert his entire hoof into the goat. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM That would be Not Here highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM CURSED, KO highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Here it is. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM CURSED. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:10 PM HELP highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM It's true and we all have to live with knowing it. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM You didn't have to remind me! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Thank you, Woojit! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:10 PM That made me choke on my DRINK Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:10 PM ... Also, sorry about, uh, the other day. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I'd rather you than the owl beast. You're slightly too late for Hellfire, but just in time to watch his heart rip in half. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I'm sorry your face is comfy to sit on!! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Wh Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Smokescreen was an owl for a little while. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM HOW WHY Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Magic! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Hoo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM He also enjoys making statements with Implications. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Anon magic most fowl. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Hoot hoot highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Horrible, horrible magic. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Wait...how big of an owl? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Pretty big! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Cause uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh, that's fine then As long as he wasn't the size of a Honda highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Also, is the room loading for you, Smokescreen? It's a stopgap measure because discord is acting up. No. About owl-sized. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Good, good. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM It's loaded, but paused for me? OH THERE IT GOES highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:15 PM There we go. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM i had to sync Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Discord has been kinda wack in general lately, it was refusing to give me and my friends notifications for a while. I assume the recent updates messed with some things. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Heartbreak Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM But! By the way, Woojit, I might have a good surprise for you to make up for using you like a chair. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:15 PM THE PAIN Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Does that ever happen to you guys? You update something and then something (not so) unrelated goes wrong? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Yeah, Windows in general Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I meant Transformers, but that too. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Ooh! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:16 PM O Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Oh, yeah! I'll update my datapad and it will just take FOREVER to boot up, and I end up with like, weird messages about having viruses? But like, I can close those, so it's fine. But yes!! Woojit, I'll come by with the surprise later. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Admittedly, that's what I'd do too, for lack of knowing what else to do about it. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:18 PM EVIL MAN Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Yyyyyup thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Surprised he didn't want to keep the figurine Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM He did burn her scarf, to be fair Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:20 PM JUST GO SAVE THE TOWN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Yeah but you don't want to know what he did with it first Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:20 PM EW Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:21 PM thanks for that fricking mental image. Ew. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:22 PM Close the door behind you! Guys the DOOR Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:22 PM This is why you close doors!! Or graves SPOOP SPOOP Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:23 PM hehe thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM ohoho Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I found Tony Jay's discography! ...It's not what I expected.

Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:24 PM BUSSIN Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM trust that bitch!! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:25 PM EVIL MAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM ...this is why we close doors Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Close doors!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Bussin' Moves with Frollo. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I haven't listened to them yet, I wonder if maybe Spotify got the people mixed up...? But maybe not... Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I hope not!! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:27 PM Same tbh, though admittedly I was hoping for a best-case scenario of "he did a cover of Fly Me To The Moon". Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:27 PM This is historically accurate! Men who didn't get the girl the wanted yelled witchcraft!! How come them bigger gargoyles don't come to life? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Good point... Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Could a used the bigger flying ones But we get sick Tarzan moves tho The favored French pastime: CIVIL UNREST Gungoyle Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM fjdhgsdfgsdf thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM That man would be dead. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Ye Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Killed a man via horse butt. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:32 PM FROLLO WOULD HAVE BURNT Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM (Almost sent that message to the wrong chat, btw!) :) Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Shsgs She's resting thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Resting from smoke inhalation :frowning: Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:33 PM She needs some milk meme to hide the pain QUASI NO Frollo lookin like a sith lord Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM He had a whole musical number about his dark urges, and you're surprised? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Nah, I just noticed it with the sword DIVINE INTERVENTION thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM HA Nice timing Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM They do come alive! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Just for poetic reasons tho For the drama mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:37 PM is the movie over Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Nearly mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:37 PM i had to peace out Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Pretty much, sorry highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM This could be resolved with a threesome. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:38 PM KNOCKOUT mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM not because of the movie but because of Video Games Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Accurate, and far less cursed than any of your other takes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Well, it could! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM this is about as true as the fact that humans need more ways to explode Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Aren't you the one who said they did mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM is drinking energon a way for humans to explode Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM DON'T. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM yes, both are very true. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:39 PM True, but your timing keeps making me choke on my drink!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM it could be solved by a threesome and humans do need more explosion methods Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM Ouch. HEY DO NOT *they Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:39 PM Shsfshd mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM like having a friend chug energon like gatorade and then shooting them in the gut so you both explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:39 PM OH Woojit!! Have you seen the sequels for this? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM WE CAN SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:40 PM They're pretty bad, aren't they? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM SEQUELS??? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:40 PM that's two ways to explode right there: Drinking energon before being shot in the gut, and also shooting someone in the gut right after they drink energon Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Plural?????? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM I thought there was only one sequel mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:40 PM everything Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM SAME highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Oh, we absolutely have to watch all the unforgivable Disney sequels. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:41 PM Oh dear lord help us Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM "SPONTANEOUS" IS EVERYTHING, ITS LITERALLY NO REASON AND ANY REASON Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:41 PM GOOD mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:41 PM IS IT 'DRINKING ENERGON AND EXPLODING'?!?!? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM ..............Fair............ mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:42 PM when i die fill my corpse with energon so that i may be used as a cybertronian hand grenade, preferably by knockout Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Is this human Soundwave? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Me? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:43 PM LMAO mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:43 PM (other ways for humans to explode that we have been ROBBED of: Being used as a cybertronian energon hand grenade, and being caught in the blast radius of a cybertronian hand grenade. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Yes. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:44 PM guess I'll practice this emoticon then. }[} Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:44 PM What is this and why have I never seen it?! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:44 PM or |[} okay wait is this being streamed to discord am i missing a thing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:46 PM VR chat is a CURSED land Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:49 PM CARS. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:50 PM IM SCARRED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Well. Wow. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:52 PM He found out his discord love him I...did o have a stroke? That was beautiful highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Any other suggestions to close us out? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Not from me. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Not off the top of my head, nah highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:56 PM In that case, thank you all for coming! I've been excited to stream this one. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:56 PM I might have one! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Not excited enough to stream it in a timely fashion, but still. Oh? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM And thank you for hosting! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Markiplier plays people playground thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Oh? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Thanks for streamin!!! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Thanks for having us, Woojit! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Chaos man highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Can't stand that particular human! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM oh apologies highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM But thank you for throwing it out there nonetheless! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Dumb idea for a FUTURE stream: Uhhhhhhh lemme get back to you on that Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Night all!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Good night! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight! Thank you!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM And thank you for being willing to try out the new site! I'm sure it won't last but it worked SO much better highglossfinish — Today at 12:00 AM Glad to hear it!

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celestialily · 6 years

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What do all your TGS ships say about you?

Henry/Robert: Has reread Bleeding Heart multiple times. You’re an absolute sucker for the “tragic college romance” trope. Becomes a snarky love/hate OT3 with the inclusion of Edward and his hilariously in-denial insults. Uses “Hastie” as a cute nickname. Day drinking with expensive red wine is a quality aesthetic. Big fan of dramatic theatre bisexuals. You’re always down to brutally criticize oppressive Victorian heteronormativity. Still worried about Robert’s wife and Henry’s inevitable reveal. Prepare for suffering.

Henry/Edward: Takes the meaning of self-depreciation to a whole new level. Utilizes audio/visual hallucinations in really bizarre ways. Gets a kick out of the Lodgers being perpetually confused by the situation. Doesn’t know a damn thing about chemistry but tries to make sense of it anyway. Lives for the pettiness, drama, and self-sabotage thrown back and forth between them. You try to sing both parts of “Confrontation” every time. Usually has an OT3 if anybody else is involved.

Henry/Jasper: An early shipper who loves scientific technobabble and freaking out over cute dogs/cryptids/anything. Covering Henry in sparkles is a time-honoured tradition. “Seduce me with rogue science~” is a constant mood. Perpetually on the hunt for Mothman’s ass. Wants more Zozi dammit.

Henry/Morcant: A classic. Earliest proponent of Jekyll being a furry. Fond of terrifying fairy tales and embracing one’s beastly side. Also on the hunt for Mothman’s ass. Loves the intense noir look of Bleeding Heart. Dying to see Morcant rip someone to shreds in full comic colour glory. Jasper’s gained a cool new wolf aunt to show him the ropes. Personally, you want to abandon all society and roam the forest as a bog witch, but here you are instead. I’m not judging.

Edward/Rachel: You love the take-no-shit snarky bi solidarity. Big fan of the “how do I tell my boss I’m in love with his outlaw assistant when they both keep disappearing on me” plot. They’re voted “Most likely couple to end up covered head to toe in blood and just laugh it off”. You endlessly pour over old concept art on Deviantart for more cute and hilarious moments between them.

Henry/Rachel: You’re either an Edward/Rachel/Henry OT3 shipper, or a hardcore Paraphernalia fan who decided to stay despite the drastic shift in plot, tone, and Rachel’s reworked backstory. Still thinks the aviator goggles are a good look for Henry. Looooves Ghibli flight sequences more than life itself. Really into clockpunk and music boxes.

Rachel/Jasper: Every awkward interaction is a BIG MOOD for you. Adores the country mouse/city mouse dichotomy. Everyone in the comic is a terrible wingman but it still works. Probably falling down a Wiki rabbit hole researching old Victorian food recipes, West Country accents, and Rromani settlements in East London. Human embodiment of the classic ✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby. I got yo flower.” meme

Edward/Lucy: Either has no idea what the 90’s musical is and is thrilled with Hyde’s cute hero-worship of a badass criminal leader, or is absolutely starving for a version of the musical that treats her better than she got. You can’t wait for Edward to actually meet her in canon and make a complete fool of himself. She could kick you in the face and you’d probably thank her. Lives and breathes for the flair and unnecessary parkour of Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate. Busy researching weird and complicated schemes the real Forty Elephants actually pulled off.

Henry/Frankenstein: … you might have wandered in from the Penny Dreadful fandom expecting something different (oops). Either that or you’ve been on board since 2010 and the unexpected gender switch was a really weird curveball. Still wondering what happened to Walton in all this mess.

Henry/Utterson: You’re still salty Gabriel’s not included and have made a whole backstory dedicated specifically to getting him into the plot. Expect hilarious legal shenanigans, terrible hide-and-seek skills, more Lanyon drama, and a drastic increase in bad puns. Likely has spent the most hours rereading the novella out of anyone. How do you write a gaslamp crime thriller with no murder yet? You find a way.

Edward/That Couple: Who are they? What are their stories? What kind of rowdy bar fights and crazy threesomes do they get up to? Who knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Make your own conclusions. Everybody’s bi and probably gonna die early from some disease anyway. Drink absinthe. Fuck the peelers. Party like it’s Soho in 1885.

Edward/Creature: You’ve got a big green monster and a little green monster, what more could you ask for? Old Universal monster movies are your jam. Probably fed up with humanity in general, but what’s new? Creature’s #done face gives you life.

Archer/Griffin: You love the fantastic potential of the Lodgers’ inventions and finding new hilarious ways for them to backfire. Has likely read “The Invisible Man”, but disregards it entirely except for the swearing. Probably prefers the LXG movie over the comic book. Fond of belligerent sexual tension, getting into ridiculous arguments, and dramatic drunken confessions. Archer is a disaster and everybody in the Society knows it.

Lavender/Flowers: Ahhhh, you love the smell of hopeless Victorian lesbians in the morning. Smells like bouquets of violets, lilies, and lavender, and also slightly smoking malfunctioning insects. You live and breathe for campy steampunk. The Lodgers are an infinite source of drama for this pairing, but also filled with ride-or-die geniuses willing to lend a hand in the case of pining lovesick idiots like them.

Frankenstein/Elizabeth: Immensely surprised by canon science wives but definitely pleased. Secretly wishes Elizabeth was still alive against all odds. Probably has read Carmilla or other gothic lesbian tragedies.

#tgs #the glass scientists #spec #j&h

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bramacharyi-lifestyle · 3 years

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My Dirty, Dirty Thoughts

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Before poetics, there was no justice! 😫

I had a dream last night, and a dog was chasing me.

He wouldn't let me be.

I got mad.

I tossed him into a lake, and an alligator ate him!

I tried to help him.

I tried to distract the alligator, but he ate him.

I didn't want the dog to die...

I just didn't want him bothering me.

It's stuff like this that makes me worry about my anger.

For actions have consequences.

Me and my brother Joe used to put objects in appropriate places.

It disturbed people.

Apparently the salt shaker MUST be next to the pepper shaker!

Hardcore, hardcore parkour!

Dear God,

Grant me the courage of an animal, the animal of a bear, and the bear of a lifetime! 😫

Coward Lee

liked flowers and showers,

and he liked to bake.

Smells of candles

his intake.

He went outside

and started to rake.

He didn't wanna take a break!

Coward Lee told all the Lee's that it's not a good idea to fight.

All the other Lees laughed at him. And they beat him up.

Ol' Coward Lee couldn't even do a karate chop!

But Coward Lee knew how to do so much more than karate!

He put his focus into making things beautiful, so that no one would ever want to destroy the paradise.

In a way, Coward Lee was the most courageous Lee there ever was.

Even Bruce thinks much of him...

Heart, and mind, and soulfullness

to celebrate,

like he could not wait.

I invited my French friend out one night, and I was feeling coincidental, so I ordered the Chef's finest Sake Blue. 😉👉

Some of you might be thinking, "Well, my only French friend is a fry!"

To that I say...

Your friend may not always be small, but they will always be French.

Stay 30, my friend.

Of all terms, of all the words, of the things describing reality, Gentle is a good guide no matter what the case!

Even in the most violent of cases.

This rhymes so much!

<Isn't a kitten>

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theabominableblogger · 7 years

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Rewatching “Voyage of Temptation”

Part 1 2 3 of the Mandalore Arc

Fun Fact: Paul Dini, the guy who created Harley Quinn and wrote most of “Batman: The Animated Series,” wrote this episode.

Duchess Satine of what the what?

I would like to point out that Anakin tries to talk about Obi-Wan’s relationship with Satine while Cody and Rex are in the elevator with them.

“Pacifism is the best” Satine says as she lounges on a bed/loveseat that makes her look down at the other senators

Who the heck voices Senator Merrik cause he sounds really familiar

Greg Proops... he voiced the podrace announcer in “The Phantom Menace!”

And... Bob... the Builder...

“Senators, I assume you’re acquainted with the collection of half-truths and hyperboles known as Obi-Wan Kenobi?” She just freaking slam-dunked him!

Anakin’s reactions toward Obi-Wan and Satine are the best part of this arc. Don’t tell me otherwise.

Ah yes, nightmares for days. Thank you, Star Wars.

Can we address the fact that the assassin droids were based on an actual bug??

“The sarcasm of a soldier.” “The delusion of a dreamer.” THE BICKERING OF LOVEBIRDS.

FREAKING ANAKIN!

Oh my God, Satine’s eyebrow though.

Can we address the fact that Anakin AKA Darth Vader is trying to discuss the love life of Obi-Wan, who is is the Jedi-est Jedi to ever Jedi?

This is amazing

This ranks up there with Sarabi glaring at the hyenas in “The Lion King”

“Yes, but he usually leaves out the undercurrent of remorse.” That right there is one of my favorite lines in the whole show.

“All right, men, what’s the problem? I’m missin’ dinner.” Same, Anakin, same.

“That’s not good.” Obi-Wan’s real rank is Captain Obvious

Did Anakin just pull a Blue Steel?

This whole 2nd half of the episode is the plot of the Doctor Who episode “The End of the World”: there’s these freaky-ass spider droids trying to kill people on board and someone uses one of them to figure out who smuggled them on board.

BACK TO BACK!

Y’know, for a pacifist, Satine actually has really good aim.

“I mean the scar I got after you [Obi-Wan] tripped and dropped me.” “Oh. Yes.” Pffftt....

The guy who voices Orm Free Taa sounds a lot like the guy who voiced Gusteau in “Ratatouille”

Oh wait, it’s Phil Lamarr.

Is that Uncle Ono sitting at the table with them?

Oh my God, Obi-Wan swatted the thing away with a pan!

I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE!

Man, I forgot how much I love TCW Anakin

*Mother assassin droid leaps out* Hi Mom!

That dude’s hat though!

“This might not be the time to ask...” It never is, Anakin!