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trashmakerarticle · 7 months

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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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Pavitr definitely told his Maya Aunty about Miles’s embarrassing mistake btw trust me

#I’m glad they reached the ‘almost kill the other’ stage in their friendship so early . it makes stuff a lot easier for me #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #pavitr prabhakar #spider man india #spiderman india #if this movie was just miles embarrassing himself in front of cool people I’d still watch it. I’m a miles fan and a hater second #<- could never even consider or imagine hating miles #also. maya aunty…. please let me hold you my hopes werenthigh but god so far it looks good #m&m posts

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littler0b1n · 18 days

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(Please click for quality!)

This took an embarrassingly long time that I’m not willing to admit to

I just wanted to draw them In sweater vests lol, as inspired by @mr-jack-letterman it was never supposed to get this out of hand…

Anyway below the cut is a 28 hour timelapse condensed to 30 seconds for your viewing pleasure

Just ignore the first few seconds lol I initially drew this on a doodle page intending this piece to be just that… oops.

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anywaymuahahahaha · 20 days

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Anyway…muah!

#I’m so embarrassed to upload this oh my god.#hee hee #it’s gem apple juice btw #my gorgeous traitor #I might have a crush on him #if it wasn’t obvious #shahshhshshhshsd #why did i draw this #traitor Magolor #magolor #Magolor fanart #Kirby fanart #crafty draws #my art

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gaydexvocaloid · 4 months

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so there’s this game…… .. …

#dead plate #wip #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #i binged the whole game last night and i am in love ..#here’s a ?secret? i’m a sucker for indie horror games #they’re my bread and butter #this one has got toxic yaoi and i am all for it #i don’t usually draw stuff like this so uh #idk i’m still embarrassed when i draw creepy or quote on quote edgy art for some reason #first non vocaloid related piece in so long my god #dw alotta vocaloid is on the way #tw uncomfortable #tw cannibalism #SORRY IF THESE ARENT CORRECT TAGS PLS TELL ME IF I SHOULD ADD OTHERS

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snzluv3r · 2 months

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i love having a snzfucker girlfriend so much she makes me feel so attractive and special in moments that i’ve normally been made to feel gross and embarrassed and small, like i should be ashamed of things i can’t control.

not only does she treat me with kindness and patience when i’m having a horrible allergy attack and can do nothing but sniffle and sneeze, she makes me feel pretty and worth loving and even sexy and it’s so special and i’m never going to get used to it

#idk i’m just soft #our first night together i was falling asleep while still having a fit #and i had been stifling but i started drifting off and before i realized what was happening i had sneezed fully and really harshly #directly into the palm of her hand (which she had cupped and ready in front of my mouth and nose the second i started hitching)#god it was so embarrassing and i immediately sprang up and apologized over and over #but she just cooed and shushed me and told me that i had nothing to be sorry or embarrassed about #and got me back to sleep #and then the next day when i apologized about it again #because it really was like #a very spray-y sneeze directly into her hand #she told me how much it turned her on and how adorable she thought it was #sorry i’m so soft and a little tipsy and decently sick so #i sm feeling very emotional and i just have so much to say about my gf #god

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bpdohwhatajoy · 4 months

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BPD IS SOOOO SILLY with how quickly you can get attached to someone. Like what do you MEANNNNN I’m attached to my tattoo artist who I knew for 3 hours and got salty that he has other clients????

#ryan.txt #bpd #borderline personality disorder #my bpd has not stopped raging in WEEKS #in my mind I literally had the thought that I wanted to get another tattoo so I’d have an excuse to see him again #THIS FUCKING DISORDER #why can’t I just get attached to someone at a normal rate #AND WHY A FUCKING TATTOO ARTIST WHO DONT GAF ABT ME #yk what actually #part of it is prob bc I’m touch starved and that’s the most physical contact I’ve had in… god knows how long #it’s all making sense now LMAOOOO #STOP I remember during too I had a brief moment of omg let’s imagine us dating and then I remembered I think he’s married or has a gf #killed that shit quick I was so embarrassed #omg wait he’s also tattooed himself obviously and I find tattoos hot LMAO BRO ITS MAKING SENSE NOW #like a hot tattooed man who is soft spoken is tattooing me how tf am I not supposed to find that attractive

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candyheartedchy · 3 months

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So uh… I might end up with a live action f/o…

#okay so I was watching clips of this one show #mostly because I was curious #and then afterwards I went to listen to some music and caught myself daydreaming about the one character #and I panicked #I don’t know if this character will become a thing but uhhhhh… im having conflicted feelings #just… well… i being vague because it’s embarrassing #like pretty much all of my f/os are animated and I never had a live action f/o before #and the character is silly and over the top but……..#*groans*#and I don’t think it’s like a celebrity crush type of thing #like I usually separate a animated character from the VA but to see the actor is… hmmm #and I’m just sitting here kinda wanting to watch this show even though it’s very cheesy #just to learn more about this character #like I already made sketches of the character and I’m MAD #god I hope this makes sense because I’m struggling trying to explain this #💬 chy chatter 💬

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loptrcoptr · 22 days

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It’s come to my attention that a lot of people in the BES fandom are new to fandom-culture in general (or lack there of; we denizens of tumblr are residents of a cesspool) and don’t know a lot of general old school online manners, laid down in Days of Yore by earlier generations. So let me bring up a crucial one that is generally being ignored on tumblr in the BES-sphere: ship tagging!

I am not doing this to condescend, I genuinely want to be helpful and to help us all enjoy our enclosure and our enrichment in said enclosure together. I think a lot of grief going around the blue eye samurai world on social media could be solved if everyone remembered one good old cardinal rule of fandom bullshit:

you do not put ship wank in a ship’s general tag.

let me say that one more time in different terms:

If you want to rant about how much you hate a ship, general practice has always been, on tumblr anyway, not to do so in the safe space created for said ship.

once again, lemme be very clear; I don’t give one rat’s ass or 800 collective asses of rats what you ship, why you ship it, whether you ship anything at all, why you hate x y z, etc. That’s great, that’s what fandom is for! Enjoy yourself! The issue is that there’s all this infighting fuckery going on that is exhausting to even watch from the sidelines, and I think there’s a lot of confusion as to why anyone is fighting over any of this shit at all as it is 2024 and ship wars are 2011 superwholock garbage that we all collectively agreed to jettison into space by 2015, ya feel me?

(and if you like to start shit and throw hands then obv this post isn’t for you as you know what you’re doing, this is for the folks who don’t know and are confused as to why they can’t rant without blowback)

So if you’ve gotten on tumblr recently and noticed your anti-ship post blowing up for some reason or other and asked yourself “Jesus why are these assholes from that ship always coming for me?? They’re such dicks!!” ask yourself:

did I tag them in my post?

Because when you tag a ship in a post about how much you hate it, it’s not a beacon that says “Hear Ye Hear Ye, Interacteth Not Ye Fuckos From Ship I Hate, This Is About How Much I Hate Your Ship”. For that to be the case, you would need old-school anti-ship tag nomenclature, like this: #anti-[shipname] or #[shipname] wank. Those tags would communicate your intent to rant, which is your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing! It is not, however, your sacred fandom right to enjoy doing it in the wrong space, that’s what’s happening here. A post that tags a ship with its normal tag, but whose content is anti/wank content about said ship, sends the signal: “ayyooo, who would like to debate this with me?”

So, does all that make sense? If you tag your post analyzing all the reasons why you think a ship sucks with #ship, you are encouraging everyone who ships that ship to interact with your post. It’s like rocking up to somebody’s house, ringing the doorbell, and saying “I hate your fugly ass piece of shit house, asshole” and then getting irritated when the homeowner responds with “who the fuck are you, get off my lawn?!”

#anti-[shipname], #[shipname] hate (forgot about that one, also useful), and #[shipname] wank do two very useful things:

1) They let other people who want to gleefully rant with you know that you’re on the level and they give like minded individuals a chance to follow those tags so you can have more rant sessions together, and

2) they minimize likelihood of involvement by the shippers you’re ranting about, who can block the tag, while keeping the ship’s normal tag open for the people who enjoy it

tldr; *swordfather voice* it would be bitchin if people could stop bitchin in the wrong places so that we can all coexist like adults here, touch some grass, and chill. Tag ship hate #anti-[shipname], #[shipname] wank, or #[shipname]-hate and keep it out of the general pro-ship tags :)

if your response to this is “don’t tell me what to do, cuntwaffle” or “I have an unhealthy relationship with the idea of shipping and think no one should have a safe environment to enjoy media except me and people I agree with so I will continue to poison the waters” then ok, cool beans, keep on chooglin’; but know that everytime you walk into a tea party you weren’t invited to and yell I HATE YOUR FUCKING TEA YOUR TEA SUCKS ASS blowback is a bit inevitable

#PSA for anybody who needs to hear it #blue eye samurai #bes netflix #netflix blue eye samurai #am I probably gonna get some nasty comments for this? sure whatever but if at least one person who is #tired of fighting in their text posts and inbox sees this and realizes they can tag things in a way #that lets them avoid a fight then hey my job is done #and if most of yall are just starting shit to start shit then ok just thought I’d check in #because there’s a lot of complaining about people defending the stuff they like in this fandom #and if you’re needling people I’m not sure why you think they won’t pushback #no needling no fighting. everybody be chill. good god yall. it’s a show for adults can we be adults please.#shipwars are for children this is embarrassing why’d so many people in this fandom drink gallons of haterade

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catharusustulatus · 7 months

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Steve starts bleeding through his shirt in the chaos of the cafeteria and Vickie notices. He and Robin try to cover it up but he’s noticeably dripping and Vickie is not an idiot, so she grabs Robin’s hand, grabs a handful of medical supplies from the nearby table and moves the three of them to a hallway closet. And very, very quickly Steve takes a liking to her because she’s quick with the gauze AND funny, and as she patches him up, well, he and Robin have a whole unspoken conversation about it.

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #Stobin #rovickie #pls give us this pls #Steve waggling his eyebrows at Robin while he’s covered in blood and sweating in pain but like #look how cute your crush is! she’s a caretaker!#and Robin is like oh my god I’m so embarrassed #and Vickie is like what do you mean these are not dog bites you guys #haha

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luminouslotuses · 3 months

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i tried writing out and planning a post but i couldn’t. i can’t fully articulate my feelings right now but i’ll try!! i’m so happy jaiden decided to quit once she realized that qsmp was too much. the last thing i would’ve wanted her to do was to continue while being burnt out, overwhelmed or unhappy. i’m so so excited for what she has in store for the future and i know she’ll be fucking amazing at whatever she wants to do.

but. Yeah. i’m devastated. i’m not good at putting things into words on the spot like this but jaiden and her qsmp character meant so much to me. i loved her interactions with others on the server, her lore/rp moments, and hell even the chill streams when she was simply just building and talking to chat. i’m gonna miss her dynamics with so many of the members, roier, baghera, cellbit, foolish, mouse, just to name a few. even though it’s over for her, their friendships are all legitimately so beautiful and i hope they stay in touch with one another. (i’m sure they will. this is qsmp they care about one another on a level so deep i can’t put it into words)

and i’m gonna be transparent for a moment– when jaiden took a break from qsmp, i also kind of.. began drifting away, a little bit? not completely of course. i can’t find it in myself to do that lmaoo i’m in too deep at this point and i adore this server. but now that she’s gone i feel. a little lost and unsure of what to do. i’m not going anywhere, that’s for sure. i think i just need to eventually adjust and fully come to terms with the fact that. jaiden’s not coming back. typing that out feels surreal wow but yeah, i’m gonna miss her on the qsmp. so fucking much. o7 qjaiden

#qsmp #jaiden animations #she was my main pov for the entirety of the server and pretty much the main reason (other than it being quackity’s project ofc lol) that i #got into qsmp #god it’s embarrassing how crushed i am by this but. i figured i should be honest i mean a rather large percentage of my blog was #about jaiden whether it be her cubito or cc. i’m going to miss her so much but i can’t wait for what she’ll do next #my ted talk

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sexynetra · 9 months

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That jawline is. Whew. Putting in the work.

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deanbrainrotwritings · 5 months

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2024 !

another year passes, and I’m still, only obsessed with Dean, awesome 😃👍🏻

I started off writing silly stories for school and for myself since I was a kid, and I always got praise from teachers and my family, but I never thought I could do actually anything or that anyone would like what I write

turns out I was wrong ! which is great, lol. writing is everything to me, as are the fictional characters I write about. (damn, I know I write Dean the most, but I have daydreams, and WIPs of other characters 😭)

there are so many writers who have inspired me, so many blogs that have made me laugh, and so many readers that have kept me motivated to continue writing. I’m so grateful.

I was 11 when I started writing for supernatural and doctor who (to myself), never brave enough to put myself out there. [even though my stories were a bunch of ridiculous nonsense half of the time]

I’m 21, which doesn’t feel any different from my previous ages, lmao, I’m still so… raw and unstable, not gonna lie. But I’m happy? Somehow. I feel ancient, and tired, and kind. It’s the strangest thing. And writing has really helped me out in a million meaningful ways, and so has supernatural (up until 15.20), but anyway… I really truly appreciate all of you, even if we’re not mutuals, even if we never talk

I hope you all have a wonderful, truly amazing year, that everything goes right, and that you all stay or become happy.

seriously, have a virtual slice of my birthday cake from when I turned 12. ya know, since I’m 21. (my birthday’s in december, and I was born in 2002, hilarious, so many 2s and 1s) <333333

off the top of my head, I want to thank ya’ll for a variety of reasons :

@kaleldobrev @k-slla @zepskies @impala-dreamer @jawritter @talltalesandbedtimestories @freakwiththeknifecollection @justletmereadfanfic @saradika @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior @kittenofdoomage @syrma-sensei @deans-spinster-witch @cafekitsune @jackles010378 @deanwithscissors @deansbbyx @deanwinchesterswitch @theimpalatales @thestruidora @jacklesversebingo + all my readers (++everyone that i have ever interacted with, lmao) <333

#about me #eris ; 2024 #love to my mutuals #reader appreciation #god this is so cheesy I’m too embarrassed to post

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theoldworldsrunnerup · 5 months

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Oopsies my hand slipped and I drew this

#FINALLY gave into the urges and drew them. sorry guys the mental illness won this time #tbf i’ve been deranged about this pairing for almost a year now i think i have a right to indulge myself after so long #GOD this is embarrassing to post. my sense of shame is too strong to be posting cringe art of my godawful ships even on here #if you hate me for drawing this don’t worry i’ll go die in a hole after posting this!!!#just kidding i’ll actually probably draw more even though i find it embarrassing #death note #death note fanart #mello #mihael keehl #soichiro yagami #soichiro x mello #mello x soichiro #soichello #<— some of you may want to filter those last three tags considering that i post about them semi regularly #if you don’t know how i’m pretty sure you just go settings —> account —> filtered tags and put in whatever tag you want to filter #chara’s art #first time drawing soichiro and i draw him at the most difficult angle possible. why did i do that to myself #i mean it’s not bad for my first attempt but he looks. thinner?? then i intended???#mello’s face looks off here but i had fun drawing him #anyways happy new years. i spent the last few days of last year and the first few hours of this year drawing this #what an amazing and productive way of spending that time #new years resolution is to go outside and touch grass #i can’t stop writing in the tags. i think it’s because i’m hesitating to post this lmao #oh my god whatever just shut up and hit post

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goldkirk · 5 months

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My five happy things for the day

• paper that has a good feeling texture

• things not feeling like an emergency EVERY second of the day, only part of the time

• the fact that these cheapo stamp ink pads from Walmart a few years ago somehow still have a bit of functioning ink not dried out?

• I’m able to track and retain conversations for longer periods of time again, I’m finally finally finally feeling some progress

• putting on a warm hoodie or coat when feeling chilled

#fivethingsaday #I still can’t believe people LIKE me!! ?! ?! ?! ?!#I’ve accidentally wound up dumbfounded with a delightful number of friends #like. wait. I thought you guys were playing a very long trap or were only liking me because of obligation or worth vs hassle ratio.#I thought I was just enjoying it before it vanished! but yowza!!!#apparently I DID get the chance for it to be real #and I am in the middle of living an adult life I didn’t think I’d see!!!#so anyway holy shit I apparently am not secretly a poison to people #these cool people I’ve been so admiring of and wished I could really have a life with someone like them as a friend #BITCH I DO IT IS ME #what the FUCK.#anyway I’ve got to go keep trying to wrangle my very uncooperative knee #and marvel at the slowly-dawning reality of being liked actually not just kept around #god grade school age social hierarchy lessons sure get roots down in deep #I’m so pleased as punch and totally in skeptical disbelief. I’m also delighted and horrifically embarrassed and feeling stupid and feeling #unbearably grateful and feeling quite particularly like I’m in the Truman show and also won the lottery #I’m going to do a lot of STICKING WITH IMPORTANT ROUTINES FOR MY WELL-BEING about it #add to journal

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mildmayfoxe · 3 months

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i busted my ass the last two days at work to get three wholesale orders going out today finished even though it’s NOT my job (& in fact to detriment of my actual job) because neither of the two people responsible started them over the weekend (like they should have) or even as far as i know realized they existed & neither of them said anything to me about it in either thanks or apology when i came in today, the first time i’ve seen them this week. lmao. ok! see if i pick up your slack again!

#i mean i will because apparently it won’t get done if i don’t do it #this is so fucking embarrassing like you’re THE OWNER OF THIS BUSINESS and you can’t pay attention to your wholesale orders? pathetic.#i’m so livid. it’s so stupid like what did i think was going to happen. no one cares #and i’m good at my job & it’s such a small team they take my extra work for granted #god whatever.#chatpost #work tag #SORRYYYYYY IM IN A BAD MOOD!!!

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