petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

One of my favorite pieces of canon continuity is that clones cannot lie for shit

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

yas slay bisexual king ⚔️

THE GREAT FIRE OF 1657

drinkin' Jedi-style with some ~cerveza cristal~

you have to make it homoerotic and weird

if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me

if you ever want to love an idiot you know where to find me

Actual roman epitaph for a dog

Day dress, 1910

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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

would you trust your icon to babysit your children be honest

Fishing by moonlight in an estuary, 1806, William Anderson

ironically these are also the four horsemen of the horse’s apocalypse

Engraved scarab with Aphrodite bathing in a gold swivel ring

Cornelian and gold, made in Greece or Italy, around 350 BCE

everyone always sayin to me "not to be weird" you have to be weird. you have to be weird for your health