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aezyrraeshh · 1 year

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; SHIP SONGS

i was tagged by @leviiackrman to post 5-10 songs for a ship; thank you so much! tagging @aartyom @arklay @nuclearstorms @nokstella @honeysofte @galeboettichergf @risingsh0t @indorilnerevarine @steelport @unholymilf @devilbrakers @liurnia @florbelles @shadowglens @calenhads @swordcoasts @cultistbase @girlbosselrond @reaperkiller @faarkas & anyone else who wants to do this!

I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO KNOW - SAMURAI DRIVE

saw you at the break of the tide // and every bird at flight // i met you at the trembling of the knees // you are the sirens of the seas

2. TO BE LOVED - ASKJELL & AURORA

i tell myself I have to build defenses // 'cause once you are in love, you are defenseless // everything was easy when it meant less // but once you are in love, you are defenseless

nobody knows me, nobody knows me // i'm never lonely // until someone holds me // and lets go, just to show me // how it's like to be loved

3. SNAKES - SORRY

no one can take away the time // i spent with you // or, no one can take away a time // that is so coloured blue // and every time i made you cry // i was crying too

snakes didn't even scare me // quite like you did

4. SMOKE - TENDER

loving you's like holding smoke // my countless tries become a joke // i can't stop wanting you // and all these things that you do // you're like an anchor on my soul // the fear of death running through my bones // this old room with a view // i'm holding on for something new

5. I FOLLOW RIVERS - MARIKA HACKMAN

oh i beg you // can i follow? // oh i ask you // why not always // be the ocean // where i unravel? // be my only // be the water where i'm wading

6. I HOPE YOU DIE - MOLLY NILSSON

maybe it's all beyond control // but baby, you can have my soul // i hope you die by my side // maybe it's all ages away // but i can't help but think of the day // i hope we die at the exact same time

7. TOO MUCH - PALE.

could i make it more clear? // could i give you more time? // did i say enough // or maybe i said too much? // let me in, let me wonder // let me worry where you've been // let me in, you can find me // when you find me we begin

8. TERRIBLE THING - AG & BRAD GORDON

lose my self-control with you (when i'm with you) // do things i don't want to do // oh for you, you terrible thing, you // terrible thing, you // terrible thing, you // beautiful thing

a wreck, a wreck you make // you leave, you leave me in your wake // oh honey, let me go // aha, aha, don't you let me go

9. BIG DARK LOVE - MURDER BY DEATH

i know it's a big dark love // i know it's a big dark love // i know it's dangerous // it's my big dark love

let me in with my big dark love! // let me in, me and my love!

#my favorite clowns <33 #this was super fun to do !! ty again for the tag #♡: tag games #my oc: candy #my oc: aleksandr romanov #x: they got the range

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rayalahon · 1 year

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just got finished watching all the new eps and i can just say that as much as i love the drama and angst and tension of all the past life series, limited life has some of the most immaculate vibes of all. literally six or seven deaths already on episode 1 and theyre all laughing at their own stupidity and doing things for the Content. we are actively seeing the life server receiving enrichment in their habitat (shenanigans)

#limited life spoilers #limited life #trafficblr #the recurring bits.... the references to past series.... the clowning on everyone whos already died.... the corny ass team names!!!#this might just be my favorite life series so far augh im in love <33 #rayala rambles

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callilouv · 1 year

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Sighhhh *opens brain storage*

Alhaitham watches you subconsciously, picking up on little habits of yours and he's not entirely aware of it either. It takes the form of him mimicking some of your habits and preferences, like the way you have your tea or coffee, to your posture as you sit at a table. He does eventually pick up on the similarities between the two of you and claims you've copied him as a passing comment, something he'd tease you about without knowing it was really he who copied

HES SO CLUELESS SOMETIMES I LOVE HIM ACCO I LVOE IGMGIGMGMIGMHIHMHHJGM

#★ favorited!#ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ mail received #ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ac (clown) co #i suggest not copying my posture unless u want to feel like a grandpa though<33 HDJABXI #THANK U FOR FEEDING M #the food u give r always 😳👈👉<3 #GK HES ADORABLE #HES AN ASSHOLE BUT I LVOE HIM

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harrysfolklore · 9 months

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love and tour - collab post

the amazing @watchmegetobsessed teamed up once again and we came up with this story for you ! READ THIS BLURB FIRST TO UNDERSTAND THIS STORY

we hope you like this <33

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

2010

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yourinstagram good luck harry on your x factor audition ! i know you don’t have instagram but i want to say that i’m proud of you and i believe in you <33

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username1 good luck harry !!

username2 holmes chapel comp believes in harry <3

username3 goooo harry!! :p

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xfactorupdates A new boy group was formed tonight with boys that didn’t make it to the next round. Their names are: Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne

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username1 cuties ! i’m ready to support them

username2 that harry boy is so adorableee

yourinstagram i’m so proud of you harry !! good luck and congratulations boys <3

2013

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harrystyles Picture of Oberhausen! Thank you for having us Germany. Tschüss!

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onedirectionfan1 MY SHOOOW

onedirectionfan2 my favorite boys ever

niallhoran Yoooo!

onedirectionfan3 ❤️

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yourinstagram Soon 👑

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yourbestie CONGRATULATIONS ❤️

onedirectionupdates Harry liked this post !

1dfan1 OMGG WHY DID HARRY LIKE THIS

annetwist Congratulations darling 👏🏻

yourinstagram Where are this likes coming from 😳

onedirectionupdates From what we gathered, she’s an old friend of Harry’s and they probably went to high school together

2014

2019

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harrystyles LIVE IN LONDON. DEC 19.

Link in Bio for details on ticket access.

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harryfan1 OMFGGGG

alessandro_michele ❤️

harryfan2 I’LL BE THERE

harris_reed london boy

harryfan3 THIS IS SO EXCITING

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yourinstagram got a show today 🕺

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username1 gorgeous ! 💗

gemmastyles Can’t wait to see you ! It’s going to be just like old times ❤️

username2 cutieeee we need to catch up

yourbestie Tell me all the details once it’s done !!

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harryupdates “I have really special people with me tonight. My family is here, friends I haven’t seen in so long are here. I’m happy to have them around tonight.” - Harry in London tonight !

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harryfan1 AWEEEE

harryfan2 lovey boy

harryfan3 he was so happy his family and friends were there 🥺🥺

harryfan4 MY BABYYYY

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harryupdates Harry leaving the ONO afterparty tonight !

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harryfan1 HELLO???

harryfan2 WHOOO IS THAT

harryfan3 i have so many questions rn

harryfan4 EXPLAIN

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harrystyles FINE LINE LIVE IN LONDON.

DEC 19 2019.

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harryfan1 MY BABYYY

lizzobeeating 💗

harryfan2 best show ever i cried the entire time

yourinstagram ❤️

harryfan3 COME BACK

2020

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harrystyles DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. Practice social distancing. Watermelon Sugar Video Out Now.

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harryfan1 BEST VIDEO EVER !!!

yourinstagram SUMMER ANTHEM !! 🧡

jefezoff 🙌🏻🙌🏻

harryfan2 this deserves to be a #1 hit

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yourinstagram quarantine diaries 🤍

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yourbestie i miss youuuuu so much

harryfan1 IS THAT HARRY??

annetwist ❤

harryfan2 yall are clowning that's not harry

↳ harryfan3 i know my man when i see him

↳ harryfan4 well he even liked this

2021

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Las Vegas, NV.

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gucci ❤️

harryfan1 HES FINALLY BACK

yourinstagram 🤩

harrystyles liked this comment

↳ harryfan4 huh harry liked this comment

harryfan2 MY BABYYYY

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yourinstagram and so the adventure begins 🕺 💗on tour

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yourbestie YAY 🤩

annetwist Have fun !!

harryfan1 is this a crew member ?

pillowpersonpp ❤️❤️

harryfan2 so harry knows how to use instagram

harryfan3 my question about who this girl is remain unanswered

TWITTER

//

2023

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yourinstagram 💗 ON TOUR, FOREVER.

when this tour started, harry and i were still brand new, this was a new world for me and one thing i was sure about is that i want to be by his side for every minute of it.

now that it’s coming to an end, i can’t help but feel incredible proud of the man that i get to call my fiancé and the one i’m going to spend the rest of my life with.

i love you, harry. i’m in constant awe of you and everything you do, thank you for letting me share every milestone with you.

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harryfan1 OMFGGGG😭😭😭

jefezoff My babies.

harryfan2 I LOVE THEM SO BAD

harrystyles Some things are just meant to be. I love you x

↳ harryfan3 THIS IS FIANCÉ HARRY SPEAKING I CANT FR

↳ harryfan4 awe the definition of friends to lovers this is so cute

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harrystyles Love On Tour. Reggio Emilia. July, 2023.

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harryfan1 STOOOP😭

alessandro_michele Cheries ��

harryfan2 THEYRE GETTING MARRIED

harryfan3 of course harry would post her and leave

yourinstagram ily soon to be hubby

↳ harryfan4 DOUBLE HOMICIDE

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parkersbliss · 1 year

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your instagram when dating spencer reid

inspired by @/happiesthotch @/hotchaways :)

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ssa(y/n) love his clown feet 🫶🏼

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spencephd love her baby feet ❤️

rossisrotini I didn’t know they could be nice to each other

→ jjareau she texted me after posting this and said he slam dunked her with a pillow

→ ms_emilyp @/ssa(y/n) use two exclamation points if you need help

→ ssa(y/n) HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

→ agenthotch wheels up in 20, you heard her

d.morgan oh to see pretty boys feet

→ ssa(y/n) my eyes only 😡😡

→ spencephd im not sure how to feel about this

→ garciagirlie I could get you photos of lots of feet

→ agenthotch I think we need to have a talk about this

→ garciagirlie i meant my feet with fresh new nail polish* 😁

→ agentahotch 😐

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ssa(y/n) pov garcia & morgan are on the phone

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garciagirlie where’s my chocolate thunder

→ d.morgan right here baby girl 😏

→ spencephd we can’t escape them

→ ssa(y/n) but we can do worse ;)

→ ms_emilyp @/agentahotch do something about this

→ agenthotch no

rossisrotini I beg of you both to not become like them

→ spencephd now you’re just tempting us to do worse 🤷‍♂️

→ ssa(y/n) I await those glorious hands of yours, doctor

→ jjareau what have we started

→ ssa(y/n) ITS FOR A MASSAGE CHILL 😭

→ d.morgan could’ve fooled me tbh

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ssa(y/n) someone didn’t pass the physical fit test

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d.morgan is he looking for a trainer 👀👀

→ garciagirl no. never again with you.

→ spencephd literally leave

→ jjareau we’re doing just fine without you 😘

ms_emilyp reid looking to outrun his paperwork

→ ssa(y/n) more like reid running to catch some bitches

→ spencephd so I’m chasing after you?

→ ssa(y/n) 😡😡

agenthotch who’s not doing paperwork 🤨

→ rossisrotini exposed like the lazy kids you are

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ssa(y/n) got my bitch <3

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Spencephd 😐

→ ssa(y/n) notice how you didn’t correct me

→ spencephd can’t even tie her own shoes smh

→ ssa(y/n) LMAOOO that’s what you’re for SIMP

garciagirlie the love birds are at it again

→ jjareau love birds sounds more like enemies these days

→ d.morgan isn’t that the fun in it?

→ ssa(y/n) yes, he literally just threw the shoe at my face 😇

rossisrotini @/agenthotch got another case for ya

→ ms_emilyp that’s the sound of the police reid 🚨

→ spencephd you know statistically, it takes the police an average of 7 minutes to get to the scene. I could be long gone by then.

→ d.morgan I can hear him through my phone

→ spencephd :)

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ssa(y/n) candid of my favorite nerd 🤭

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spencephd I’ve been exposed 😟

→ ssa(y/n) wanna be exposed in a different way?

d.morgan looks like we got competition @/garciagirlie

→ garciagirlie 😏 been exposed for years to you baby

ms_emilyp 🤢 I’m moving back to london fr

→ jjareau take me with 🙏🏼🙏🏼

→ garciagirlie GIRLS TRIP

→ ssa(y/n) LETS GO

→ ms_emilyp not you ❤️

rossisrotini 🥂 cheers you two but keep it in your pants

→ ssa(y/n) hard to when he’s this fine 😫

→ spencephd actually die

agenthotch this is what we call a hostile work environment

→ d.morgan you weren’t even there for that hotch

→ agentahotch I have my ways

→ garciagirlie please don’t bring back such traumatizing memories

→ jjareau clearly we need to have this conversation again

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selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs · 8 days

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Requests in my inbox. Part 2

Time to update my list. Few things to be noted:

1. I might mixed up anon and non-anon requests. So, don't worry, if you were sure, that you have send your request as (non) anon, but in the list it in opposite group.

2. There are few more asks in my inbox, but, they are lean closer to asking a simple question and don't require to write a fic (or bullet fic). So, I didn't include them.

3. Thank you all for all interesting ideas and requests.

Anon

1. Ayatsuji Yukito, Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Selectively Mute Reader

2. Reader commited S* because of bullying

3. Something with Self-Aware! Chuuya

4. Teen! Autistic! Reader

5. Reader are extremely beautiful and feminine

6. Reader are also a character in anime and still aren't Self-Aware

7. Child! Reader are independent, because they came from abusive family (Dazai, Poe, Fukuzawa)

8. Reader main Ayato (Fitzgerald)

9. Teen! Reader who are a straight A student

10. Ranpo is Reader's favorite character

11. BEAST AU and Guiding Light

12. Reader are like Kanade Yoisaki

13. Teen! Reader were turned into a baby (Hunting Dogs)

14. Reader have an ability, that works in a dark (Sun/Moon inspired)

15. Reader casually mention 2016 clown craze

16. Guiding Light have a cheating partner (Hunting Dogs)

17. Reader are similar to Ariana Grande (short, can ran a marathon while wearing heels, will fall after taking a step, wearing slippers)

18. Something with Self-Aware! Francis

19. Characters reaction on Reader kinning them

20. Characters reaction on hearing a rap about them

21. Characters learn about Final Destination movies

22. Reader play BSD together with their best friend

23. Reader are a stage actor in BSD on Stage and play Dazai

24. Traveler-like! Reader

25. Another anime became Self-Aware (JJK)

26. Reader are underweight

27. Reader are a dub actor for someone from BSD

28. Reader are a smart 5-6 years old (Tetchou and Chuuya)

29. Furina! Reader

30. Reader gain an ability

31. Aroace! Reader

32. How BSD Characters will feel about Idol/Cosplayer Reader

33. Reader got home injured

34. Reader turned into a cat

35. Really Tall! Teenage! Reader

36. Teen! Reader who like to press buttons

37. Only BEAST AU became Self-Aware

38. Child! Reader didn't understand implications about Mori

39. Reader are like Izana Kurokawa

40. Genderfluid! GrayAce! Reader with PTSD from abusive friendship

41. Reader roast people's cooking on TikTok

42. Reader randomly mention funny events

43. Teen! Reader who came from Troubled Teen Industry

44. BSD being overprotective over Teen! Reader

45. Reader turned into a cat (2nd request)

46. Jingliu! Reader

49. Reader have a dark past (Dazai, Atsushi and Chuuya)

47. Child! Reader with fear of abandonment

50. Child Prodigy Reader

51. Male! Reader has Cyno's sence of humor

52. Reader have a mental disorder

53. Semi-romantic Chuuya x Adult! Reader

54. Focalor! Reader

55. Reader become angry because of an Imposter

56. Teen! Reader are a raging metalhead

57. Reader are a White Hat Hacker

58. SAGAU Cult AU

59. Self-Aware! Genshin and Self-Aware! BSD interactions

60. Reader died in Teyvat and returned to the real world

61. Reader have some ideas, how to help BSD Cast (Imposter au)

62. Reader are good at fitting things in places

63. Reader were SA by their Step-Father

64. Reader want to be an artist

65. Reaction to Bungou to alchemist

66. Feral! Teen! Reader

67. Child! Reader have a lung disease

68. Teen! Reader have troubles with following schedules

69. Reader are Aventurine

70. Imposter AU. Reader were SA

71. Child! Reader screaming while singing to a metal

72. Reader randomly cuddle with BSD Characters

73. Teen! Reader copy Mori's, Dazai's and Ango's behavior

74. Mori is Reader's favorite character

75. Reader has Karma's (assasination classroom) personality

Non-anon

1. Flirty! Ace! Reader

2. Reader are busy and didn't play BSD that much

3. Jouno and Tetchou with Reader, who play viola

4. Reader have an OC they ship with BSD Character

5. Platonic Yanderes Atsushi and Kyuoka with Teen! Reader

6. DOA make Mitsuri! Reader a new uniform

7. Yandere! Chuuya with Requester's OC-based! Reader

8. FNAF Crossover (Reader survived The Missing Kids Incident)

9. Reader is similar to Kagura Mikazuchi

10. Reader's favorite character is PM Dazai and Reader are ashamed because of it

11. Reader have magic

12. Reader is a very good cosplayer

13. Classroom of the elite crossover (Reader escaped the White Room)

14. Hilichurls protect Reader (Imposter AU)

15. BSD Characters react to some theories (Atsushi, Chuuya, Rimbaud, Verlaine)

16. BSD Cast arrive on Reader's birthday

17. Reader are chill person with morbid sence of humor

18. Reader is a magical girl (Logicalist)

19. Diluc and Akutagawa (Imposter AU)

20. Reader have a character-based account

21. Reader is a dancer

22. Reader is an artist with uncurable disease

23. Reader have DID

24. Reader are happy to go to the beach in Genshin world

25. Ballerina! Reader

26. Male! Teen! Reader who is neglected by his parents, but have two big sisters

27. Reader are a mafioso's child

28. Nikolai vs Lyney

29. Atsushi vs Tighnari

30. Reader have smarts of Kevin from Home Alone

31. Guiding Light has powers

32. Reader in Liyue (Imposter AU)

33. Reader were executed, but returned back to life (imposter au)

34. Ranpo x Fem! Reader

35. Teen! Reader failed a test

36. Scarecrow! Reader (imposter au, lots of fandoms)

37. Reader are a BSD Character and were killed

38. Male! Reader are a voice actor

39. BSD Cast react to same voice actors

40. Child! Reader from this fic end up in Teyvat

41. Filipino! Teen! Reader singing Orange and Lemons and Eraserheads songs

42. Emo! Fem! Reader

43. SCP-999! Fem! Reader

44. BEAST! BSD and Protective! OG! BSD

Event

1. Chuuya, Nikolai, Kunikida

2. Dazai, Kunikida, Atsushi

3. Atsushi, Akutagawa (they are children)

4. Verlaine

5. Soukoku

6. Karma

7. Fyodor, Dazai

8. Oda, Dazai

9. Mori, Natsume, Fukuzawa

10. Chuuya and Dazai

11. Flags

12. Akutagawa, Atsushi, Dazai

13. Fukuzawa, Mori, Natsume

14. OG! Soukoku and BEAST! Soukoku

15. BEAST! Dazai

16. BEAST! Shin Soukoku

17. BEAST! Soukoku

18. Nikolai

19. Port Mafia

20. Dazai, Fyodor

21. Goncharov, Shibusawa, Gogol (fem! Reader, Tsaritsa-focused)

22. Koyou

24. DOA

25. Frankenstein, Chuuya, Verlaine

26. Q

27. Verlaine

28. Dazai and BEAST! Dazai

29. Soukoku (Teen! Reader)

30. Verlaine, Rimbaud, Chuuya

#self-awarebsd

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cup1dsdaughter · 4 months

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hi hi ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა i’m addie, welcome to my blog !! ♡

i post for the mentally ill, deranged, and pretty girls who like pretty things <33

here’s a little bit about me so u can get to know me better. 🫶🏻

︵‿︵‿୨♡୧‿︵‿︵

❥ i love to write and read poetry. as well as just writing in general :D

❥ i love music !! my current favorite artists are lana del rey, nicole dollanganger, melanie martinez, jazmin bean, ethel cain, nessa barrett, and ayesha erotica.

❥ my favorite bands are hole, dazey and the scouts, the neighbourhood, ICP (insane clown posse), and cigarettes after sex.

❥ my favorite movies are buffalo 66, girl interrupted, and any of the monster high movies.

❥ my favorite shows are euphoria, gilmore girls, nana. (i do not watch a lot of shows..i mainly watch yt bc i’m an ipad kid at heart lol)

❥ i’m bisexual and my pronouns are she/her.

❥ as i said before, i love music !! some of my favorite songs rn are doll parts by hole, pretty when you cry by lana del rey, inbred by ethel cain, cry baby by melanie martinez, cocaine superstar by ayesha erotica, boarding school by lana del rey, sippy cup by melanie martinez, kidnapping an heiress by black box recorder, tammy faye by nicole dollanganger, and black bathing suit by lana del rey. ♡

i don’t have much else to say…but i hope u enjoy my blog. 🫶🏻

#coquette #lana del rey #coquette fashion #gloomy coquette #lizzy grant #angel #sparkle jump rope queen #nicole dollanganger #melanie martinez #insane clown posse #111 #kali uchis #dollete aesthetic #dollette

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emimii · 25 days

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Hi hi hi hello so I saw ur thing about requests and I have come prepared!!! If you’ve ever seen the Teckenbug (???) cats (circus cats doing circus cats things) I would love to see Victoria and Jemima from that production in ur art style (adore by the way. The way you draw Tugger and Victoria and Misto has me especially insane). Pouncival (my favorite ensemble bestie FR) would also be a darling in ur style.

Love ur art so much!!! Tugger and Munku are adorable as hell in ur style, keep doing what ur doing bestie <33

i havent seen the teckenburg production but it sounds sm fun!!! i luv clowns

thank u sm for all the compliments i am so very honoured :3 i tried to find good references but all of them were either not a full body or like 40 pixels in total so i ended up only drawing a kinda wonky jemima </3 if i find better refs ill try again!!

#i think the circus designs r reaaaallly cute #i loove flips and tricks #pouncival is so cute to me #the babie….#cats the musical #cats musical #cats tecklenburg #pouncival #carbucketty #jemima cats #sillabub

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clownblr · 9 months

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I wrote a Whole Response to this ask and then I was like oh I wanna browse clown tumblr a bit so I went to save it as a draft and TUMBLR made it come up RED and deleted my whoole thing. So the ask box and the drafts on the blog get eaten up into tumblr’s bottomless gullet. Save me, friends :0( [sad honking noises]

BUT!! Thank you so so much for the ask anon, I got so excited!! :03

You all know parties, pierrot, and scares, but HERE are some clown breeds for YOU that you might not have known about!! (Maybe some of my personal favs hehe)

Porcelains are a favorite of mine- maybe because I care for one myself!!! I’ve seen a lot of pictures of them on my dash, but no one really talking about the breed itself. I think it’s pretty important to do so since they’re not a beginner breed, mostly due to their fragility. They’re very prone to cracking :,0( They evolved from clayface clowns, and their porcelain skin was believe to have been evolved to protect them, like a bird’s egg would- so it’s very good at evenly distributing force, but certain things can cause it to crack.

They enjoy the finer things in life- frills and shiny objects, pastries and sweets- Pinkee has been particularly fond of tea parties recently…. <3 They’re usually very small and dainty little things!! They’re also commonly mixed with other clown breeds such as parties or Pierrot!! Pinkee says hello!!

Rodeos are a breed of clown that I don’t think gets enough love, especially because they’re so so interesting!! Not many people care for them in the home- which I understand, since it’s a bit difficult to reproduce their natural environment. They’re used to warmth, having originated from the desert, and you know.., bull fights are a little difficult to just whip out in your backyard. They’re a very daring, energetic, and charming breed though! Some of my favs <3

Acrobats!!! Ough!! /pos!! They’re definitely not a breed I see on tumblr a lot, in comparison to their working human counterparts for which they were named. Different varieties/subspecies have popped up all over the globe, which I think is really cool!! They tend to parallel the humans performing the tricks they love :)) which I think is really sweet.. <3 They require a looooot of space, which is why they’re not as common domestically- they need room and equipment to swing and leap around. Their unique behaviors are what make them some of my favorites!!

Jesters have been making a comeback, as evident from my little friend Pinkee. They’re a living underdog story, really! They originate from the court jester, which was a breed that was believed to have gone extinct by the 21st century, due to the loss of their habitat and the way they evolved into different modern breeds of clown. But following the discovery of an isolated colony, clown husbandry enthusiasts worldwide have been working to spread this newer, more modern form of this breed that is more reminiscent of the court jester!! Court jesters themselves are very interesting to me, I always have some hope they’re not actually extinct,,

Teddies are, well- very similar to teddy bears, and come in a lot of different aesthetic varieties!! Usually very frilly and fluffy <33 They’re very good with kids and are overall just an extremely pleasant breed and wonderful for families! Very low maintenance as well- though they still need love and attention just like any other clown!!! They’re super common- sometimes you’ll see a teddy and you might not even know it’s a living clown, which has spooked me at the shelter,,,,,,,,Many Times,,,,,,,, I love them dearly though, they’re such cute little things! They love pastries and fluffier foods like cotton candy!

And those are some of my favs/breeds I think deserve more love!!!!! I can write up some more if you need, I was just very excited to write abt these guys!!!

Sending love! Please update us on that master post if you can!

-Mod Grace :0)

#mod grace #clownblr #clown husbandry #clown care #clown

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simpingforcys · 3 months

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What’s your favorite aspect of King Candybug’s design :)c

For for me it’s probably his zigzag facial markings because they make him look like even more of a feral evil clown monster💜

YES!!!<33 His cybug design perfectly personifies how unhinged and absolutely feral he becomes, the zagged lines even on either side of his mouth that lowkey looks like dripping (candy) blood just 👀🔥❤️‍🔥

The jittery movements, the grown crazed hair, it's so HHHHHH (I had to take a pause cuz I rewatched this scene and it initiated my leg-swinging blushing-slut moment)

Favorite aspect aside from well, everything<3 I would have to say the hard candy looking claws 💗

The fact he still keeps his fancy heart swirl cuffs while having grown sharp, shiny perfectly themed pink sharp-ass claws is so <33333333 ❤️‍🔥 I also love the wings<3 He just fused with it and immediately took full control of them to take flight. I love how his crown grew sharper to add to his crazed zagged look. Just perfect design.

#TY FOR THE ASKS I LOVE GOING OFF ABOUT HIM<3 #wreck it ralph #asks #king candy #king cybug

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the-salem-devil · 1 year

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two words… possessed hunter. his design is- oh my god <33

CURSED!HUNTER WITTEBANE X READER [NSFW ALPHABET]

these are as cursed as hunter himself 😀👍 this is one of two thirst requests for possessed deer man, expect a fanfiction soon, pet 😉

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Emotionally distant compared to most of the cast, he’d still clean you up (only because he knows you can’t walk yourself) and bring you something you request.

He wouldn’t be big on cuddling, but if you insist on it, he’ll linger until you fall asleep, prying himself away when your breath finally evens out, he might be a bit stiff in your arms though.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favourite part of his partner would be their neck and collarbone, he’s very possessive of his pet, so having bite marks and hickeys somewhere so visible and easy to access pleases him.

His favourite part of himself is his mouth, his silver tongue, not only to lick at you until you scream, but also the words he can craft to drive you crazy, the names he calls you that he knows you love.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Again, he’s a very possessive man, he’ll always pull away or out of you to mark your skin, wherever it might land as long as it touches your sweet skin.

But, if you ask real prettily like you know he likes, he’ll go inside of you, pleased at the fact you’ll be carrying a small part of him inside of you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He is the dirty secret, to be honest, but something that gets him going that he hasn’t disclosed with you is when you try to dominate him, now, he isn’t a bottom by any means, but-

When you think you have the power? Think you can keep him pinned to the bed and at your mercy, then he flips you around, turning the tables and stunning you still enough that he can bury himself in you?

Gets him harder than a lot of things.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Well yes, but actually no.

You’d think he has a lot of experience, with how confident and such he acts in bed, but he hasn’t actually done anything with anyone, neither has he touched himself much, that confidence is just him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He adores when you’re on your knees, seeing you kneel for him, looking up with those wanting, half lidded eyes can turn any brooding mood into a more.. receptive one.

Basically he’d be down to clown.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s already so serious, all the time, and it only increases when you two start getting down to business, he’ll tease you but won’t crack any jokes, and wouldn’t be a fan of you doing it either.

Unless you’re putting on a brat act, then he’s happy to teach you some manners.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Extremely well groomed, surprising maybe one person, despite the hair on his head, he takes care of the hair down there impeccably.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Despite the constant teasing, verbal or physical, he is actually quite romantic, in his own way of course.

He doesn’t drop compliments often, often because he doesn’t find anybody interesting or impressive enough to warrant it, but he’ll praise you plenty, which is his way of showing intimacy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Rarely ever touches himself, he’d rather find you and let you do it for him, though he’ll definitely touch himself in-front of you with your hands tied to the bed until you beg to touch him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This man, this man has so many kinks, I don’t think I could list them all, so I’ll list two.

Degrading and de-humanisation: he wouldn’t take it too far, and wouldn’t do it without your consent, but his favourite nickname for you is ‘pet’, and he’d be happy to make some comments about owning you and whatnot if you’d like that.

Bondage: He loves tying up your pretty little limbs, keeping you bound so he can do whatever he likes to you, or to stop you from doing what you want to him.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Depends on how he feels, normally he’d prefer the bedroom or living room, because getting walked into when he’s trying to pleasure himself and his lover is a minor annoyance that he’d like to avoid.

But if he’s feeling particularly jealous or possessive, his exhibition kink would bubble to the surface, and then he’s willing to do it pretty much anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He only has two moods, brooding and irritated at everyone, or extremely horny.

There is so many things that could get him going, he could turn the most innocent thing into a invitation, just your very presence gets him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Isn’t a lot he wouldn’t do, pretty much anything that his pet doesn’t want to do or something that could serious injure them mentally or physically.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Both, he adores both, but he can lean towards being a more selfish lover, so he’d slightly prefer receiving, but that doesn’t mean you should knock his giving skills.

and if you do, well you might not be able to walk the next day.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Again, he can do both and it depends on his mood, usually he’d go for rough but slow, pounding into you sharply but slowly, dragging out your screams of pleasure when he slams back into you.

But if he’s feeling jealous, which is very often, he’ll take it so slow until your begging and crying for him, and he won’t speed up until you confirm that you’re his, that nobody could make you feel as good as him, so don’t even look at anyone else-

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he wants too, he’ll drag you into the nearest semi-secluded spot, again, exhibitionist, he doesn’t exactly mind somebody overhearing you cry out his name.

Though, he does prefer being able to take his time.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Down to try everything at least once, has probably tried everything with you just once, he’ll back off if you don’t like something, but can’t really think of anything he hates with a burning passion.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

High stamina, he could go all night, and you best believe he thinks you can go all night too.

And you will, won’t you darling? That’s right, good little pet.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He didn’t own any toys before he met you, but since he’s willing to try everything just once he’ll order some, he wouldn’t use them on himself (unless it’s to tease you of course) but you bet your sore little ass he’d use them all on you.

Though he prefers to pleasure you with his own body, to prove that he can make you (s)cream with his fingers or mouth alone.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, he’s the biggest tease, he’ll edge you for hours, he’ll tease you about how pretty you look on your knees, how eager you are for him, how loud your moaning.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Despite the constant teasing, he isn’t loud, low grunts and even lower, darker growls escape his clenched teeth but other than that it’s only silence and perhaps a small pant here and there when he’s close.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

I have no evidence to back this up, absolutely none, but when he gets close, and his words start slurring slightly, his voice goes dark and warped.

Like not too much that it’s scary, but something is off, like something animalistic is pushing to the front of his brain.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He’s big, he’s really big. 😉

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

24/7, all day and all night, I already mentioned how horny this man was, and I wasn’t lying, even when he’s in his irritated brooding mood he’s still fucking you in the back of his mind, constantly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He doesn’t sleep much, if the bags under his eyes tell you anything, so if he doesn’t need to go anywhere after, he’ll stay up and watch you slip, maybe gently twisting a strand of your hair on his finger.

#hunter the golden guard #hunter x gn!reader #the owl house hunter #hunter headcannons #hunter x reader #toh hunter wittebane #hunter wittebane #toh hunter headcannons #toh hunter x reader #toh hunter #hunter toh x reader #hunter toh #possesed hunter #cursed hunter #the owl house fanfiction #the owl house #possessed hunter x reader

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i-ate-your-dog-srry · 4 months

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Fun facts about me!! :3 (nobody asked)

I have a scar on the bottom of my lip, and it kinda looks like this! I'm always worried someone is going to mistake it for food or sm, tho !

My brother tells me I stand like sanji from one piece! I have horrible posture ToT

My favorite color is red!

Half of my closet is oversized black T-shirts

I wear a brown hoodie that looks exactly like this almost everywhere because it's really comfy :3

And I have 7 of these clown dolls in different colors. I named each one and gave them little personalities, and now I talk with them and share my daily experience every time I get home! :D

Even though I'm broke, I have a bad habit of trying to pay for my friends things (ﾟдﾟ)

I like making dolls and such because I can :3

When I get really happy, I have a habit of putting my hands behind my back or holding them up in front of me like some sort of deranged rabbit!

I say sorry way too much even when it isn't necessary, and when I'm stressed, it gets really hard to speak, and I start zoning out Σ(´□｀;)

I also have a burn scar on my arm and another scar on my finger! Actually I have about 5 scars in total!

I'm also double jointed!! Just like Jack stauber!! (He is literally so cool, and he inspires me a lot of my all-time favorite artists <33)

I'm really bored..

#silly stuff #silly #i like listening to people talk bout themselves so i thought why not me :3 #yapp yapp #im a professional yapper #yapping

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accio-victuuri · 1 year

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It’s time for CPN. 🎟️

first, thank you to xiao laoshi for making this thursday extra special with his exposed knees and fabulous hair. and well, that face. he can do no wrong. next day is btf premiere and wyb is expected to attend BIFF ( red carpet starts at 5:30 ) so we will most likely have another meltdown.

continue reading for more clownery ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Well let’s start with what we do best, over analyzing the photos they share and the numbers as well. XZS posted GG’s Gucci set and the most obvious observation is that he uploaded 18 ( yi bo ) photos with the 2nd and 8th ( love bo ) colored as red. you know, ZZ’s favorite and the color associated with love. no big deal.

You can say it’s for aesthetic reasons cause 2 and 8 in red will look good in the 9 grid, but there’s one more thing with the 8th photo. 8 = bo. It’s a split photo, on the left is a photo of a place. and yes they did that before in the Milan sets but those are a couple. I’m so proud of myself for noticing that this is the same place that makes an appearance in Hidden Blade. Which also takes place in Shanghai.

it is a landmark, yes. but he is not promoting the city of shanghai 🤦‍♀️. He is there for Gucci. why can’t he add a photo of the venue itself? interpret this however you want but it’s something that personally made me go 👀. a scene from HB + red + the number 8. i cannot not clown over it. 😂

Also the last photo shared from both studio photosets are of their backs. It’s the 18th ( yi bo ) for ZZ, so is he copying someone? Lol. We know that “yibo’s back photos” are popular among fans so i’m wondering if ZZ is bias towards it too.

Now for ZZ’s weibo post:

What we noticed is a photo, that looks like water and fire. Which reminds us of their NYE stage themes in 2019. The blue eyes reminds us of a photoshoot Yibo did and the colors. doesn’t really matter if they mean what we think it does — the point is, this fandom have so many symbolism/association over the years and it shows up over and over.

My favorite would have to be XZ reminding us all that he is a Libra. Yes we know. and well GUCCI + Libra design also has some CPN history ( hint : weibo night 2020 ) 😌

Over at Yibo-Official’s side, they probably noticed how loud they are with the ♥️. yesterday, so they were more lowkey today. Their douyin post was shared 20:33 ( love zhan zhan ). I admit i was kinda bummed out that WYB had to leave early for Beijing. He wouldn’t go there if he had no participation in BIFF program. Because his usual MO for events is arrive the same day and then leave as soon as his part is over. So I think this “one day” is for him to prepare for whatever it is he will do for BIFF. I could be wrong. I just want them in the same city. 🥺🥺

Lastly, Happy 5 year anniversary to the BJYX Supertopic! I have so many good memories of that space and it’s only right that it gets to be celebrated. It’s nice that it falls on BTF release so people can get together and the eve of it is GG’s gucci event so it’s all positive vibes ✨⭐️

#yizhan #bjyx #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do

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terapsina · 1 day

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A comprehensive list of ALL my favorite WLW ships. PART 4 (because I have more than 10 of them)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6.

(canon gets a 🍪, clowned myself into thinking it'd be canon gets a 🤡, didn't actually think it'd be canon but adored them anyway gets a 🍑, happy ending gets a 🌺, they destroyed me ending gets a 😿, bummer ending gets a 💔, cancellations are a plague on this planet get a 🪦).

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31. Nico and Karolina - Runaways - 🍪🌺

32. Catra and Adora - She-Ra - 🍪🌺

33. Eve and Villanelle - Killing Eve - 🍪😿💔

34. Camina and Naomi - The Expanse - 🤡💔

35. Maze and Eve - Lucifer - 🍪🌺

36. Joan and Jamie - Elementary - 🍑

37. Sterling and April - Teenage Bounty Hunters - 🍪💔🪦

38. Harley and Ivy - Harley Quinn - 🍪🌺

39. Moiraine and Siuan - Wheel of Time - 🍪 😿...currently.

40. Spencer and Ashley - South of Nowhere - 🍪🌺

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sleezycake · 15 days

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lmon dmon hi you've probably already posted this but uh favourite lemon demon songs tell me all of them hi yes tell me I need to know I like neil cicierega

omgg!!! An excuse to talke about my favorite thing yes!!

There is so much songs I like so I'm just going to say one from the first couple of albums and if you would like to hear the rest I will happly continue!!

1. Clown circus (2003)

-Hyakugojyuuichi

I love the fast paced it is and it's just shahvdjsksksks🙏🙏🙏 (I can proudly say I have the whole thing memorized 😎)

2. live at the haunted candle shop (2004)

- Switzerland

It's a fun silly song and it tickles my brain the right way :33

3. Hip to the Java Bean (2004)

- Behold the future (bonus track)

The lyric "In the year 2012 We were sadly forced to delveInto a leather-bound compendium or two" HITS SO HARD LIKE AHHHSHAH

4. Damn skippy (2005) (also my favorite album :33)

- what will happen will happen

I LIVE for that part of the song where it just goes wild :DD

And yeah!!!! Thanks for the ask :3

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rorygillmore911 · 7 months

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Pov: your Instagram when dating spencer Reid

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ssa(y/n) love his clown feet 🫶🏼

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spencephd love her baby feet ❤️

rossisrotini I didn’t know they could be nice to each other

→ jjareau she texted me after posting this and said he slam dunked her with a pillow

→ ms_emilyp @/ssa(y/n) use two exclamation points if you need help

→ ssa(y/n) HELP‼️‼️‼️‼️

→ agenthotch wheels up in 20, you heard her

d.morgan oh to see pretty boys feet

→ ssa(y/n) my eyes only 😡😡

→ spencephd im not sure how to feel about this

→ garciagirlie I could get you photos of lots of feet

→ agenthotch I think we need to have a talk about this

→ garciagirlie i meant my feet with fresh new nail polish* 😁

→ agentahotch 😐

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ssa(y/n) pov garcia & morgan are on the phone

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garciagirlie where’s my chocolate thunder

→ d.morgan right here baby girl 😏

→ spencephd we can’t escape them

→ ssa(y/n) but we can do worse ;)

→ ms_emilyp @/agentahotch do something about this

→ agenthotch no

rossisrotini I beg of you both to not become like them

→ spencephd now you’re just tempting us to do worse 🤷‍♂️

→ ssa(y/n) I await those glorious hands of yours, doctor

→ jjareau what have we started

→ ssa(y/n) ITS FOR A MASSAGE CHILL 😭

→ d.morgan could’ve fooled me tbh

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ssa(y/n) someone didn’t pass the physical fit test

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d.morgan is he looking for a trainer 👀👀

→ garciagirl no. never again with you.

→ spencephd literally leave

→ jjareau we’re doing just fine without you 😘

ms_emilyp reid looking to outrun his paperwork

→ ssa(y/n) more like reid running to catch some bitches

→ spencephd so I’m chasing after you?

→ ssa(y/n) 😡😡

agenthotch who’s not doing paperwork 🤨

→ rossisrotini exposed like the lazy kids you are

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ssa(y/n) got my bitch <3

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Spencephd 😐

→ ssa(y/n) notice how you didn’t correct me

→ spencephd can’t even tie her own shoes smh

→ ssa(y/n) LMAOOO that’s what you’re for SIMP

garciagirlie the love birds are at it again

→ jjareau love birds sounds more like enemies these days

→ d.morgan isn’t that the fun in it?

→ ssa(y/n) yes, he literally just threw the shoe at my face 😇

rossisrotini @/agenthotch got another case for ya

→ ms_emilyp that’s the sound of the police reid 🚨

→ spencephd you know statistically, it takes the police an average of 7 minutes to get to the scene. I could be long gone by then.

→ d.morgan I can hear him through my phone

→ spencephd :)

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ssa(y/n) candid of my favorite nerd 🤭

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spencephd I’ve been exposed 😟

→ ssa(y/n) wanna be exposed in a different way?

d.morgan looks like we got competition @/garciagirlie

→ garciagirlie 😏 been exposed for years to you baby

ms_emilyp 🤢 I’m moving back to london fr

→ jjareau take me with 🙏🏼🙏🏼

→ garciagirlie GIRLS TRIP

→ ssa(y/n) LETS GO

→ ms_emilyp not you ❤️

rossisrotini 🥂 cheers you two but keep it in your pants

→ ssa(y/n) hard to when he’s this fine 😫

→ spencephd actually die

agenthotch this is what we call a hostile work environment

→ d.morgan you weren’t even there for that hotch

→ agentahotch I have my ways

→ garciagirlie please don’t bring back such traumatizing memories

→ jjareau clearly, we need to have this conversation again.

#criminal minds x reader #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x fem!reader #criminal minds characters

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