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unitedstates0fdakota · 3 months
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Reddit gets a lot of shit (and rightfully so) but going on the disco elysium subreddit and looking at HarryKim stuff has been the funniest shit like
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Oh and this fuckin post
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Shoutout to the Reddit HarryKim truthers love u guys
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Simon Says...
MINORS DNI!!!
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desc: Simon “Ghost” Riley decides to take Simon says a bit further...
cw: multiple creampies, unsafe sex, ghost was out here rawdoggin you without a condom or even asking if you were on contraceptives beforehand smh, afab reader but no specified pronouns, marking, rough sex, uhh a lil blood play cause i feel like ghost would kinda be into that, dom!ghost/sub!reader, manhandling, spanking, bruising mention, public play, a little degradation, praise, Ghost is kinda mean at first, i use the term ‘pretty’ but it’s meant to sound gn, it might be kinda shitty... sorry ;(, idk if i mentioned it already but ghost is a sadist in this, reader shows slight masochism btw, kinda??? blood drinking, some possessive themes, throat fucking, this is fucking absolute filth, ghosty boy goes feral, simon's orgasm hits real hard for him- it's prolly the mutual pining and finally being able to fuck you tbh, uhhh also pussy drunk! simon, and some cunnilingus, dumbification, virgin!reader
this isn't proofread. it's also prolly a little shitty at the end. I was rushing to get this out.
@willywonkagirly @darklordofthesimp @ifellinthebongebong @midnightlockhearth
Everything started with you challenging Ghost to a drinking contest. No one in the 141 Task Force had the pleasure of seeing the man drunk, and you would be the one to change that. Upon deciding the night was nice enough, and hoping that luck would be on your side, you had slung your arm over the man’s shoulder and proposed the idea. Surprisingly, with enough begging and batting your eyelashes halfheartedly, Ghost had finally agreed. 
The rest of it was a blur. One moment you were flirting with Ghost, and the next you were being dragged to the bathrooms in the back of the bar, shoulders slamming against the cool metal of the divider. 
“Ghost! What the hell?” You weakly protest, your words slurring together.
“You like to play games, don’t you?” The man growls, venom dripping from every word that leaves his lips.
“What are you-“ Ghost’s hand shoots out, gripping your jaw.
“Did I say you could speak, [Name]?” Your eyes widen as you gently shake your head. “Then don’t speak.”
You bite your lip as the Lieutenant purrs, “You learn quick don’t you, Angel?”
“Now, since you like to play games with me, what d’ya say to a nice ol’ game of Simon Says?”
Simon says?
You furrow your brows at the man’s choice of game, but agree nonetheless. With a slight nod of the head, you hear Ghost chuckle.
“We’ll start off simple, yeah?” He doesn’t give you a chance to respond. “Simon Says: Take off my mask.”
You blanch. “A-Are you sure, Gh-“
The Lieutenant clicks his tongue, followed by a disappointed sigh. Thick fingers wrap around the soft flesh of your throat as he ghosts his cloth-covered lips along your jaw, nipping at your flesh here and there.
“Are you gonna be good for me, or am I going to have to make you? I’d prefer that you be the good little bitch you are, but…” Ghost trails off for a moment, an arm wrapping around your back, pulling you flush against his broad chest, his other hand trailing lower and lower. “I don’t mind putting you in your place, Angel.”
His fingers just barely brush against your clothed clit- a promise of what’s to come if you’re good for him.
“Will you be good for me, Pretty?” Parting your lips as the man applies gentle pressure, you quickly nod your head. Ghost releases a sultry chuckle, butterflies filling your tummy as a result, and removes his grip on you.
“Good.”
The LT takes a step back, allowing you to shakily pull his mask off.
He’s beautiful, is your first thought.
The man had to be a god. With pretty, plush lips, dirty blond hair that’s grown out just a tad more than Ghost- no, Simon- would’ve liked, long lashes that frame his gorgeous ice-blue eyes… you couldn’t bring yourself to look away.
"Ya like what ya see, Sargeant?"
"You weren't kidding when you said you were far from ugly..." You murmur, causing the man to chuckle. His eyes meet yours, a hungry, lustful look swirling within. Simon reaches his hand forward, cupping your cheek and brushing the pad of his thumb against your lip.
"Simon Says: kiss me."
You inch closer to him, gently pressing your lips against his and wrapping your arms around the back of his neck. The man quickly takes the lead, tongue brushing over your bottom lip and fingers gripping the meat of your waist- surely, there would be bruises tomorrow. Simon kisses you heatedly, lifting one of your thighs and pinning it against his hip, biting your lip and tongue here and there.
"You drive me fuckin' crazy, love." He murmurs, pressing chaste kisses to your jaw, trailing down the length of your neck.
Ghost bites down on the apex of your shoulder, forcing a pained whine to erupt from your throat. He shivers at the sound and sinks his canines deeper into your flesh, reluctantly pulling away as you begin to squirm and licks up the droplets of blood leaking from the wound.
Simon's gaze drops to the bitemark he left- a pretty purple and red taking up a portion of your shoulder. Blood rushes to the man's cock, the pants he wears beginning to strain rather painfully against his flushed tip.
"Simon says: get on your knees."
You immediately obey, mouth watering at the promise those four words held. He hurriedly unzips his jeans, the imprint of his cock making you whimper. Your core pulses as he lowers his boxers, length slapping against his abdomen, the sensitivity of it causing a poorly contained groan to form in his throat.
One hand wraps around the base, roughly tapping your lips with the leaking tip, while the other tangles itself in your hair.
"Open."
You obey.
"Suck"
You obey.
Simon's hand guides your head, forcing his cock deep into your throat.
"Doin' so good for me." He groans. "Feels so fuckin' good."
Ghost holds your head in place as he comes closer and closer to his climax, length thrusting in and out of your throat. Heat pools in your tummy, thighs clenching together as one hand slowly reaches down to fondle your clit.
"'m gonna fuckin' cum. 'm gonna fuckin cum-" Simon groans, hips suddenly stilling and eyes screwing shut as his vision borders a delicious white. He shakily pulls out, fingers brushing against your cheek, and orders you to swallow all of it.
Just like before, you obey.
"Simon says: Strip."
Swallowing thickly, you begin to strip off your clothes. By now, your underwear was practically transparent- glistening in the dim lighting, the outline of your heat on display for the LT. He hooks a finger around the seams of the garment and tears the fabric from your body.
Simon is quick to replace the fabric- his tongue lazily drawing circles on your nub and fingers prodding at your slit.
"'m gonna make you cum 'fore I fuck you." Ghost murmurs his promise into the meat of your inner thigh, releasing a throaty groan as he relishes in the taste of you.
He coaxes one orgasm out of you.
Two orgasms.
Three orgasms.
Simon didn't want to stop. Between your fingers tugging harshly in his hair, the pretty purple marks blooming in the shape of his hand on your outer thighs, and the name carved into your tummy- Simon Riley was sure he was dreaming. The taste of you, the feel of you, the scent of you; everything was just too good to be true.
"Simon please- hah fuck!- need you inside me." You whine, hips bucking at just the right angle forcing a fourth orgasm from you.
"'m so proud of you, Angel. Did so fuckin good for me, yeah?" Simon stands from his kneeling position, picking you up and pressing your back against his chest- arms hooked beneath your knees and aligning your hole with his cock. "How about I fuck you dumb, hm? How about that, baby?"
"Please. Please, Si- I just need you. Need'ta be filled."
Ghost sinks you on his cock slowly, the pain from the stretch causing you to bite your lip and tears to prick your eyes.
"Si- I've never- I've never-"
"I'll be gentle, pretty. Just feel good for me." Simon begins raising you to the middle of his shaft, and sinks you down ever so slowly. Tension pools into the pit of your stomach, growing tighter and tighter, making you more sensitive as time goes on. Simon adjusts his angle, hitting a spot inside you that makes the tension crash down on you- your mind going blank and walls fluttering around Simon.
"Fuck-" Simon increases his pace- hips snapping into yours as he comes closer to his own orgasm. His hips never still as he spurts thick ropes of cum into you, fucking it back into you with each thrust.
Simon slams you on his cock, back pressed against the cool metal, as his hips snap up to meet halfway.
"'s too much Si-"
"Take what I give you, slut- oh god, 'm gonna fuckin cum again-"
Simon fucks into you faster and faster as he chases his own orgasm, forcing another from you. "'m gonna fuckin breed that pretty little pussy of yours. Need'ta make you mine-"
Simon cums a final time, dripping onto the floor as he gently pulls out from you, pressing a kiss to your temple and cleaning you up.
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"Ya think they're fuckin?"
"Soap MacTavsish."
"Sorry, sorry."
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sketchy-pdf · 2 months
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y’all still fuck with catradora or what..?
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azulina98 · 20 days
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I genuinely forgot to post this, but this is my dtiys for 1.1k followers on Twitter.
Rules!
1) End date is 1st of May (deadline can be changed just dm me)
2) @. me
3) Hair can be changed as well as the tattoo (keep the mask in the tattoo)
Prizes! (1 character full body or 2 chara half body)
1st Place 🥇 : Rendered piece
2nd Place🥈: Colored piece
3rd Place 🥉: Lined piece
Participation ⭐️: sketch!
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starchaserfanatic · 6 months
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Was just talking to a friend about fanfiction and they said they were getting into the Harry Potter fandom, and so I asked them what they were reading.
Was fully expecting to talk about Drarry fics-I was wrong. They said they were reading mostly Dramione and I had that mind-blanking moment where I remembered that there is actually heterosexual fanfiction, but like I kind of forgot it was a thing?? Like oh yeah, my bad, guess I’m just so gay I forgot there was another option.
I don’t even remember the last time I read something with a straight couple that wasn’t a background pairing bro. Like I was maybe thirteen. Yeesh. My bad.
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jeansworld16 · 5 months
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Me after reading a fanfic: aww jegulus and wolfstar are soo cute I want to be in a relationship
Also me two minutes into a relationship: *yeah my commitment issues can’t handle this, this was a mistake*
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tougotstrangeld · 16 days
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Purity - Slipknot
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male-polish · 2 months
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happy mandy monday!! ( it is now tuesday )
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sausobby · 6 months
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Hey, Subkit enjoyers (lol)
Should i regret made this?
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murkywater-art · 5 months
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I may or may not have forgotten bout this for a few days-
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mayariviolet · 2 months
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Eren Jaeger in a Relationship
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summary: How Eren would be in a relationship that he doesn’t want to be in and the aftermath of it all.
cw: gn! reader x eren, angst, eren is an accidental asshole…
a/n: I was listening to All Too Well (10 min Version) Red (Taylor’s Version) - From the Vault when writing this… lol
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I’m not saying Eren would be a horrible boyfriend- far from it, actually. He would try to make plans with the people closest in your life, try to remember the little things (like your dearest childhood memories and worst ones, along with how to make you feel better) and be the textbook perfect boyfriend.
HOWEVER-
He would definitely be one of those guys who gets into a relationship that he’s not ready for because the girl he actually likes has shown no interest in him. Eren wouldn’t understand how this is a shitty thing to do because he does care about whoever he’s dating, just not in that way.
You could also definitely tell if he likes a person based on how often he talks about them. So when he gets into a relationship and doesn’t talk about them as much, his friends know something is up. But his partner wouldn’t be the wiser.
“He’s just a private person,” they’d tell their friends. “You guys just have to really get to know him!”
Those words stayed repeating throughout the duration of their short lived relationship.
So when he finally breaks up with them because he has been given some sort of hope that the girl he actually loves is interested, it comes out of nowhere. Well, from the POV of who he’s dating, at least. But whoever he’s dating… their friends picked up on the subtleties.
How he would always say something- but never actually do anything. How it took Eren MONTHS to introduce them to his friends, while his partner was so eager to show him off. How his responses became shorter and shorter. His time spent with them never actually felt like they meant anything. Just empty promises that they convinced themselves he would fulfill later. When Eren was ‘feeling better,’ like he always says.
Of course, Eren never really understood what he did was wrong. He genuinely thinks that everyone acts this way or should anyway. He could never understand why his ex-partner hated him so much after the breakup, which resulted in a screaming match and a firm slam! Of his apartment's heavy oak door. Followed up with his ex, cutting him off, disappearing in the daylight like they were some figure in a mirage. That hurt him a lot- but he would never admit it.
In the end, Eren, when he FINALLY gets the girl of his dreams, he’s grateful that he was taught how to be a better boyfriend for the girl he ardently loves.
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a/n: I actually have no idea why I wrote this! Good night! Also sorry for being so busy lately… I swear this is the week that the Geto fic gets updated… Love you all!
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lanabenikosdoormat · 5 months
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is this controversial
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yeuziu · 13 days
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color wheel challenge
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1-800-choke-me · 3 months
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Ivar the bone(r)less core 👀
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Eclipse with flowers
“Ooo those flowers are pretty, and they match your colors too! You can keep them if you want, Eclipse, I have more than enough flowers.”
“…Okay, whatever.”
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