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creepi-beesti · 1 year

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You should always watch your mouth around your elders.

They will climb inside and clean your teeth, but then they won't get out when you ask them and if you close your mouth they will get mad and stab the roof of your mouth with their pointy nails, which while are great for thoroughly cleaning teeth, also hurt very much.

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a-boy-too-weird · 7 months

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You don't wanna know how thin your bottom teeth are.

#Teeth #Mouth cleaning #I hate it

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turtleblogatlast · 22 days

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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

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assiraphales · 7 months

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luffy n zoro r honestly such peas in a pod. ex demon pirate hunter n son of the devil raising hell together. they both take naps anywhere at anytime (including the middle of the street). big big dreams. one always asks for food the other always asks for drinks. if u gave them five minutes to collectively decide which way was south was they'd somehow end up in a hole in the ground. immovable object who would rather die than admit defeat in battle zoro and unstoppable force who hurls himself into everything headfirst luffy. the matching wicked grins when they're about to beat somebody's ass. both actively searching for danger / adventure. one hides his intelligence with silliness the other hides his silliness with toughness. & most importantly dumbasses who wuv each other <3

#zolu #lmaoooooooooo #watching the loguetown episodes and they're just so insynchly dumb #zoro is cleaning the marine base with a broom in his mouth and luffy is drinking milk getting lost and beefing w smoker #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d luffy

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kimis-gloves · 1 month

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#1 aussie in my heart

#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #mclaren #op81 #mctwinks #twinklaren #oscar piastri #guys his hands #HIS HANDSSSS #im insane for him #like im actually barking and growling like a rabid dog #drooling & foaming at the mouth #what a pretty necklace🥹#the papaya suits him so fucking GOOD FUCK #his aussie helmet & the suit & HIM FUUUCCCKK #clean up aisle my pants

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starrysharks · 5 months

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google "how to write a character who is known within her universe for having no filter and swearing a lot (especially in the face of authority) without having it read like i graduated from vivziepop school of writing"

#this is why we have to abide by the “3 fucks per character” rule #octavia gets 3 “fuck”s 3 “shit”s and 3 “bitch”s per chapter with unlimited low level swars eg crap and damn #this is good actually cuz it makes me think of where itd be the funniest/most effective to add swears so they dont lose their bite #also if you are going to write a story where swears are used i feel like you should have at least one character with a sqeaky clean mouth #and maybe let them swear like. twice through the entire thing #(for RAA this is onion and vivica)#(vivica is only allowed to use ye olde swears such as “blast” and “great heavens” and “jesus mary joseph”)

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bigcatbulges · 1 year

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