why did we as a society stop putting gargoyles on everything. what fucking loser looked at a building and was like no actually this doesn’t need a horrid little creacher
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"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier
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actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god
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any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a wife
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It's always "oh god! oh god what the fuck!" and "What is wrong with you??!?!!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!" and never "thanks for bringing me back from the dead and also giving me cool insect wings and mandibles,did you have fun digging up my corpse?'.
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