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Normal: I still have no idea how I’m attracted to you...
Hermie: Yeah, well, you’re stuck with me, and no takebacks, honey
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uumm dynamics practice
#I LOVE THIS MOD IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM#leon kennedy#leon scott kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil 6#re6 leon#re6 fanart#resident evil#fanart#fan art#art#digital art
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yeag
#UTMV#bad sanses#horror sans#dust sans#killer sans#nightmare sans#cross sans#mod killer#normal day for the BSP
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092 - ultimate girl of all time
#mp100#mob psycho 100#mob#tome kurata#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka#takenaka momozou#mod 1#GOD im so excited for the telepathy arc you dont have a clue#i love her because being normal is not an option for her
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Personally I think it would be really funny if Manfred reads Franziska bedtime stories when she's a little girl and does all the silly voices and acting and stuff but the "stories" are just like... court transcripts. Franziska shows up in court for the first time and is genuinely surprised that the judge doesn't have a sniveling chipmunk voice because that's how her dad always used to act him out and she thought the judge actually sounded like that
#ace attorney#manfred von karma#franziska von karma#manfred being a normal dad who does normal things in a very obviously evil way is my favorite interp of him#mostly bc it's funny#mod vex
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this is goomba. hes from mario. he walks straight forward, so he's pretty easy to avoid, and you can jump on him to kill him. he's in most games. and he's probably some sort of mushroom
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“im a hater at heart” and its biphobia
#was forced to see bg3 shit takes and now i am capital p Pissed#also misogyny ‘straight girls romancing astarion/modding/etc’ like#did they kill ur grandma?? or are you using ‘straight’ to justify being misogynistic to women because you dont make the same choices#and ‘this character is def gay!! no way theyr bi’ and their ‘proof’ is homophobic stereotypes#be normal
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I want y’all to know I’ll be back once I’m done having my fill w/ the new update LMAOO
In the mean time why did he do this when I gave him an egg😭😭😭😭
#stardew valley#alex stardew valley#alex sdv#stardew valley 1.6#spoilers#every other time I give him an egg he’s normal and like thanks this is great for bulking up#but this time he was like lemme just crack that bad boy right open#alright fuckin Gaston lmao???#also I’m still using the Yandere mod tho this is my oc Elijah#I made him years ago but I wanted to remake his file bc I haven’t touched it in years#and it has like 100+ hours on that farm#anyways massive adv brain rot rn#none of you will escape me
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New Starscream render/photo leaked!
Source: tfwiki.net
Code: S1C#5337
#>> mod: firefly#earthspark leaks#earthspark spoilers#with the number of leaked images we've seen recently i think we're coming close-ish to the release date#late june to early july is my guess#anyways HE LOOKS SO PRETTY AAAAAAAA#i love his leg design so so so much#and the WINGS oh my god the wings#okay i'll be normal now#earthspark#transformers earthspark#tf earthspark#tfe#tfes#transformers: earthspark#transformers#maccadam#tfe starscream#starscream#earthspark starscream
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Taylor: How stupid do you think I am?!
Scary: You really want an honest answer to that?
#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and dads#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#mod normal
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Human Nature
Word Count: 1330
Description:
A sudden discussion about how humans blame demons for all their problems comes up one evening in the House of Lamentation. Turns out, demons don't like to be blamed for human nature.
Characters, etc:
Satan, Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, MC -- with a little Asmo/MC at the end
can be found on ao3 here
“What is it with you humans?”
You look up from your D.D.D. with a quirked brow, turning to Satan who seems to be wearing an expression of exasperation – at least, from what you can see while his nose is buried between pages of whatever it is he’s reading.
“What are you talking about?”
The demon slowly lowers the novel, now looking rather sheepish. “Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean that in relation to you, it’s just,” He gestures to the viridian book in his grasp, “I get so tired of reading stories where humans blame demons for all of their problems.”
“Oh, don’t get me started!” Mammon butts in, still laying upside-down on one of the other sofas in the common room as he scrolls mindlessly through Akuzon on his phone, sunglasses nearly falling off his head to the floor. “Forget just humans in stories, they do that shit all the time in real-life, too!”
“Mammon, you probably have caused plenty of problems for humans.” Leviathan doesn’t even look up from his game, his fingers furiously pressing and pushing buttons with a loud click-clack-click that’s slightly maddening.
“And ya haven’t?!” The second-born nearly tosses his phone as he twists to point an accusing finger at the other. “As if ya don’t get all smug about your name bein’ all over the damn place!”
“H-Hey, it’s not my fault people are into sea monsters – oh come on!” The melody for GAME OVER. “B-but even with a good-for-nothing demon like me, humans like to create all kinds of stories and legends.”
Shifting in your seat, you look around the room in amusement. “I mean, the stories had to come from somewhere, right? A sliver of truth in every lie, and all that.”
“Sure, some of the stories have merit. Demons have influenced plenty of people, us included.” Satan shakes his head, placing the book to the side as he straightens up in his seat. “But there are humans who think any and all terrible things done by their own kind are somehow our fault.”
“Right, like I’m not responsible for every greedy human who screws others over.” Mammon shoots the third-born a glare to stop him from interrupting. “But then ya got some humans going on about bein’ influenced by the devil, or demonic possession.”
“Aww, I haven’t done a possession in so long!” Asmodeus enters the room with a rather woeful expression, dropping a shopping bag onto a table before twirling around, a gleeful grin replacing his pout. “Now, what fascinating discussion are we all having here, hm?”
“About how some humans blame demons for everything bad that happens.” You answer, resting a hand in your chin as you look at the Avatar of Lust with curiosity. “What are your feelings on that, Asmo?”
“My feelings?” He places a hand on his chest, fingers splayed over his heart as a shadow of ire falls on his features. “Ugh, I’d say that humans are totally full of themselves!”
“That’s rich coming from you, Asmo.” Satan rolls his eyes, earning an offended gasp from the fifth-born.
“But it’s natural for me, I mean who wouldn’t be if they had a chance to be me?” Asmodeus perches on the armrest of one of the sofas, one leg crossed over the other. “It’s true, though. I mean, I love playing games with some humans and all, but so much of that is in the past!”
“Asmo, you still try to pull things all the time.” Leviathan huffs, ignoring his younger brother’s sharp look. “You probably aren’t helping.”
“Excuse me, I don’t want to hear that from you, Levi. You’re the one who summons Lotan at the drop of a hat!” Asmodeus waves off the other’s protest, turning to look at you – you, who have just been sitting back and enjoying the conversation unfolding. “Us demons like to feed off all the negative energy that humans can produce, but that’s the thing – a lot of it comes from humans themselves!”
Satan hums in agreement, also fixing his gaze on you now. “For example, we all in this room can sense if you’re feeling a really strong urge in our particular sin and even contribute to it, but we’re the Avatars, and we have pacts. Your average demon out there can tempt all they want, but temptation works best on humans that already have a proclivity to the sin or act in question.”
“And a lot of the lil’ guys you see here, those real low-level demons? They’re manifestations of humans’ sins and negative energy. Meanin’ humans technically made ‘em!” Mammon is sitting up now, adjusting the sunglasses on his head as he leans on one knee. “So really, humans are to blame for those annoyin’ pests.”
“I’m not arguing that.” You nod, remembering learning some of this in classes at RAD. “Well, I’m not really arguing anything, but I didn’t realize you all felt so strongly about this.”
“Don’t get us wrong, we’re used to it. I mean, we’re demons, we have a reputation for a reason.” Leviathan shrugs, his focus going back to his console. “It’s more like a pet peeve.”
“Just like how humans think angels are all innocent and good.” Satan’s words get a round of snickers from the room. “If a human really wants to blame everything bad on us, so be it. But then they only have themselves to blame if we lean into it.”
It’s then that you remember hearing a story about Satan – a time where some human parents got angry and accused him of scaring their child, even though all he had done was return the child’s smile with his own. He ended up traumatizing the humans with his own anger, having them crying and begging on the floor for forgiveness, much to his delight.
You wonder, had those humans even believed in demons before then?
What of your own wrath? Your envy? Your greed? All of those feelings existed in you long before you came to the Devildom, and there were plenty of times you acted on them both then and now. Has it gotten worse since you’ve been here? It was hard to tell, though you did know the brothers’ got rather pleased when you did find yourself having a burst of pride, of desire. Who was feeding off of who?
“I guess,” you muse aloud, “we’re all connected a lot more than we realize.”
“That’s one way of putting it,” Satan hummed. “We just like to give humans a little push, now and then. Give them a taste of freedom, of what they want. After that, it’s really up to them what they do. If they choose the path that benefits us, well, we can’t complain.”
“Oh, what humans will do to get what they desire!” Asmodeus dramatically leans off of his perch, putting an arm around your shoulder. He gives you a rather mischievous look, lips curled into a smirk as he turns your chin towards him. “So, tell me, hon – can I tempt you into anything tonight?”
“Get your damn claws off them, Asmo!” Before you can answer, Mammon is already up on his feet and growling at the sight. “You really think you can pull that with all of us here?”
“Y-yeah, you can’t even charm them!” Leviathan voices his envy. “PDA Police!! Stop touching them!”
As the room erupts into familiar and frustrating arguments, you can’t help but feel some mischief swell in your chest – so you raise your voice.
“Why, yes, Asmo. You can tempt me to something tonight. Shall we?”
The brothers fall silent, even Asmodeus staring at you for a moment before his lips split into a fanged grin. “We most certainly shall!”
With a laugh, you find yourself running out of the room hand-in-hand with Asmodeus while the other three yell behind you.
“You little devil,” Asmodeus snickers as he pulls you along, throwing a glance your way.
With a grin, you respond:
“I’m only human.”
#the all encompassing [mod] cosmos#this was just a writing warmup because I haven't written in a while#and it turned into this lol#obey me#obey me!#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#omswd#obey me satan#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me levi#obey me asmodeus#obey me asmo#obey me asmodeus x reader#obey me asmodeus x mc#obey me mc#writings#obey me fic#writing something that's really just a conversation is both casual and easy but also not my normal writing pahaha#good for warming up though
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TG: yeah i mean it probably would have worked if i had used a recipe instead of just guessing
TT: You just guessed? It took humans thousands of years to make bread.
TG: it took me like an hour?
#submission#i could guess how to make bread . i could do it#flour egg butter uh. stir#stir it til goopy. um. take goopy out of the bowl beat the shit out of it on the counter.#knead that shit like you are a little creacher making biscuits. (you are making biscuits.)#rolling pin at some point#um. slap it on a pan and put it in the oven for like#uh. oh right preheat the oven before you do any of that. to like. maybe 350F. 400. is that normal#bake it for however long. um. idk just keep an eye on it til it looks normal#take it out. eat. try not to get sick. tada#bread 👍🏼#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#rose lalonde
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087 - reigen takes mob out to get ramen for the first time. from another fic i’m really normal about
#freaks GET OUT OF HERE !!! this is not ship art im biting you to death#mob psycho 100#mob#reigen arataka#mp100#mod 1#i can kind of be normal about early reigen and mob’s dynamic. like . the fic writes it so well#reigen being standoffish to Not Get Attached to this small boy who makes being so kind and silly a sport#and whatever. the part abt not realizing how cold his apartment is until after he leaves the ramen shop#whatever GO READ IT !!! its so good alas i wish i colored this but that wouldve killed me
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[day 409] @chrisrin’s gemcyt pearl is so nice and normal and proper just like all other pearls. pay no attention to the giant fucking scythe,
#pearlescentmoon#daily pearl doodles#mod cosmic#moons from other planets#gemcyt#i love this pearl design she looks so normal. it’s all a lie
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this is the tumblr sexyman poll experience
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I need it known you’re a fascinating type of guy that is experiencing this poll on a level none of us can imagine.
#submission#I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE EQUAL CHANCE CHAOTICALLY#BUT IM SCREWING MYSELF OVER IN THE PROCESS#from the mod: we don’t normally post your propaganda#however I’ll post propaganda for. whatever this is. sure
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Did Someone Say "Boop"?
Free To Use! Credit Appreciated But Not Enforced <3
#felt inspired by all the bapping occuring and did these real quick#not posting these at my normal time so will probably reblog them again later tomorrow#mod shiver#splatoon#splatoon 3#icons#splatoon 2#marie#shiver#pearl#frye#big man#callie#dedf1sh#off the hook#deep cut#squid sisters
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