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The Moms after their husbands come back...
Mercedes: Wow, our husbands changed a lot while they were gone.
Samantha: Ron can no longer wear pants.
Mercedes: Henry can do magic and turn into animals.
Morgan: Jodie is full on demon.
Carol: Darryl understands Primer and doesn't like Charleston Chews.
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Normal:聽I still have no idea how I鈥檓 attracted to you...
Hermie:聽Yeah, well, you鈥檙e stuck with me, and no takebacks, honey
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Taylor:聽How stupid do you think I am?!
Scary:聽You really want an honest answer to that?
#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and dads#taylor swift dndads#scary marlowe#mod normal
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Taylor: Go to hell!
Nicky: Where do you think I come from?
#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungeons and dads#taylor swift dndads#nicky close#mod payden#im backkkk >:33
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This came to me in a dream and I HAD to draw it.
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Taylor: pop quiz! if the average adult man walks 5 miles per hour and the grocery store is one mile away from my house then why has it taken my dad 15 years to come back with the milk
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Henry: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. Over the past four days you have seen the state鈥檚 prosecutor attempt to effectively bamboozle you with a series of hearsay arguments and loose, speculative evidence placing my client near the scene of the crime during the time of the murder. You are tasked to consider the evidence and if it proves beyond a reasonable doubt whether my client is guilty.
Henry: Is my client a perfect man? No-
Glenn: I killed him, yeah.
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Dood: I wanna eat glass
Scary: don't it's bad for your teeth
Normal and Link: AND YOUR OTHER ORGANS
Taylor: same
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"Oh I love the Kiddads!"
Literally the Kiddads:
Boss kicks's subordinate
Love wolf (formerly) dad (Probably)
Apocalypse catalyst by day, homewrecker by night
Terry.
*looks at smudged writing on hand* Kicky Froster
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Hey man, you heard about Terry jr?
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Yes 馃檶 He is my son 馃懄
My boy 鉂わ笍
What has happened 馃 To him ?
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ROUND 1: TAYLOR SWIFT (dungeons and daddies) VS SAZZ PATAKI (only murders in the building)
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vote darryl<333
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ok I need a s1 sparrow quote for a drawing
OKAY
Sparrow: wanna see how hardcore i am?
Sparrow: *punches the wall*
Sparrow:
Sparrow: fatherrrrrrrr take me to the hospitallll?
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Henry, throwing rocks at Jodie鈥檚 car:
Jodie, leaving hell: wh- ffs Henry I鈥檓 Satan now I鈥檓 not a cop anymore
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I did dndads hunger games, here are some highlights
#dndads#dndaddies#dungeons and daddies#dungons and daddies#mod payden#i find myself so funny sometimes
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Henry: Do you support woman's suffrage?
Glenn, high off his mind: Why would I want women to suffer?
Henry: That's not what I-
Glenn: Women are great I can't believe you'd say that Henry!
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