#stir it til goopy. um. take goopy out of the bowl beat the shit out of it on the counter.
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TG: yeah i mean it probably would have worked if i had used a recipe instead of just guessing
TT: You just guessed? It took humans thousands of years to make bread.
TG: it took me like an hour?
#submission#i could guess how to make bread . i could do it#flour egg butter uh. stir#stir it til goopy. um. take goopy out of the bowl beat the shit out of it on the counter.#knead that shit like you are a little creacher making biscuits. (you are making biscuits.)#rolling pin at some point#um. slap it on a pan and put it in the oven for like#uh. oh right preheat the oven before you do any of that. to like. maybe 350F. 400. is that normal#bake it for however long. um. idk just keep an eye on it til it looks normal#take it out. eat. try not to get sick. tada#bread 👍🏼#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#incorrect quotes#mod dave#dave strider#rose lalonde
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