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1-800-cr33py · 6 months
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older boyfriend mike schmidt headcanons (pt.1)
the brainworms are getting to me.
older bf!mike who holds your head back to smoke you out and laugh as you hold in your wheezes. he makes up for it by kissing your forehead.
older bf!mike who loves coming home early just to wake you up with head. your sleepy whines and squirms only drive him to force his tongue deeper.
older bf! mike who either overstimulates you to the point of tears or edges you. there’s no in between with him.
older bf!mike who stuffs his fingers inside of you while you watch a movie and tells you to continue watching or you won’t cum for a week.
older bf!mike who likes sitting you pretty in his lap while he trails kisses down the column of your throat, leaving hickies along the way.
older bf!mike who fucks you like his life depends on it. His thrusts are so deep, to the point where you can feel him in your chest every time he fucks his cock back into you. He’s mean about it too, shoving your face into the mattress when you moan just a bit to loudly, or nipping the junction between your shoulder and neck when you try to squirm away from him.
older bf!mike who strokes your hair while you swallow his cock.
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twstjam · 9 months
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Another Malleyuu fic scene I can very vividly see in my head but might never get around to writing:
Setting: Malleyuu who have never met in person because they're pen pals. Malleus had written lots of books on architecture, sculpting, just lots of artsy old-timey stuff really, and Yuu had written a letter to him to ask him more about his writing, not knowing that he's actually Briar Prince Malleus Draconia (he used a pen name, but the SMALLEST bit of research would reveal his true identity. Yuu did not do this research)
Anyways, Yuu works for the royal family of their kingdom as a beast tamer and they're friends with the crown prince (who has a bit of a crush on them that they're completely oblivious to). This exists purely bcs I don't really like the idea of Yuu being born royalty but I need them to be Involved with royalty for Plot Reasons (and also heehee silly little love triangle :3)
The Main Conflict going on is that uh oh the neighbouring kingdom has declared war and they're much stronger we're so fucked!! The prince is doing his best in leading. Yuu is on the battlefield too to help tend to the monstrous mounts that are being ridden into battle (and also be part of the fight themself).
You must be wondering: Where is the Malleyuu?? Not to worry, because just when the enemy begins to be overwhelming, dark clouds cover the sky and a rumble of thunder—no, a roar, shakes the battlefield. Loud wingbeats grow louder and louder and a massive black dragon bursts out of the clouds, flanked by hundreds of fae both on land and air. EVERYBODY is confused as hell and absolutely TERRIFIED because if YOU didn't invite the dark fae and WE didn't invite the dark fae... then WHO did???
It quickly becomes obvious though whose side this army is on when the dragon dives down and releases a torrent of green fire on the attacking army. The fae soldiers follow and the enemy army is decimated in SECONDS and forced to retreat.
Yuu and their prince friend are watching all this like "that's great but um haha what the fuck??" because they do not remember ever asking the Land of Briar for help. After the battle, the dragon who had led the fae army touches down where Yuu and the prince are, and their questions are finally answered when the dragon sheds his scales to take his fae form, smiles at Yuu, and says,
"My dearest friend.... we finally meet at last."
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zhongrin · 1 year
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the yanderes who take full advantage of when you're sick and feeling very out of it. the ones who coaxes you to take your meds and the pills or herbal drink they got you.
it's just a supplement. it's been proven to help you get better faster, they say. you'll feel better in no time, they say.
you trust them, right?
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cryptiddeer · 7 days
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I have had Fall Little Wendy Bird Fall in my head all day and while I am absolutely not mad about it, my brain is currently trying to homebrew it into being xiaolumi and/or venlumi and/or xiaovenlumi for the past hour and babes I don't think this is gonna work out
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dekusleftsock · 1 year
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Me when they’re tragic >>>
And/or they can’t live without each other >>>>>
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vvanessaives · 2 years
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out on a date vibes? 😳
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Ryuunosuke looks annoyed or almost constipated in the second picture, I'm so sorry I tried lmao
Also, midnight drawiiiing. I am sobbing, I love these two men. C'mon you two, kiiiiiiss!
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cryptidm0ths · 1 year
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really need to read the war era stories bc the relationship of exfine deeply captivates me
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angelbvn · 1 year
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salivating at the thought of being able to carve out someones eyes and keeping them for myself <3
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goldendragonleaf · 1 year
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OC Refs
Still figuring out how this platform really works, but in the meantime have some oc refs! Idk if I'll like edit this post later to add more, but currently these two refs are of ancient Kirby ocs! Both of them are long dead by the time the core games roll around, and are side characters but still very important characters to the main story I plan to tell one day...
Feel free to ask me anything about them!
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avistella · 2 years
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Oof, I’m seriously craving content of my self-ships with my current brainrot(s) but idk if I have the energy for trades. Aaaahhhhhh--
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1-800-cr33py · 6 months
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imagine older bf Mike smoking you out in his shitty little Accord. He claimed it was bc he doesn’t like your lipgloss wetting the blunt but he just likes tilting your head back himself and blowing the smoke into your parted mouth.
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imagine Mike making you cockwarm him while he smokes. Every time you move or whine he spanks your ass. By now your ass is red and he still hasn’t finished the joint
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readingwriter92 · 1 year
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I-wtf. I watched the will Trent finale tonightttttt
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sunsetwaffle345 · 2 years
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actually should i make a voidpet sideblog or
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ikayblythe · 1 year
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saint is me when rainworld brainrot
this game has taken over my life [storm outside has lasted for hours mmmmmmm]
fk you silly biomechanical beings!
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glockzap · 14 days
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mmmmmmm. OC brainrot
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