sorry I wasn’t in the mood to be a person today, sorry I forgot to keep a conversation, sorry my soul needs ironing. give me a moment, a day or a so. it’ll be good. I’ll brush my hair and change my clothes. I’ll laugh a lot. I’ll say important things. it’ll be good.
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taking a tolerance break from sudoku because it's desensitizing me to numbers
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this is written like a monty python joke
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slowly and subtly doxx yourself with a series of posts like "ahh i love opening my window and smelling the sea," and "i wish the nearest paintball place was closer than 25 miles... :("
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radar and henry b plot: sir wake up we just got One million forms to sign immediately . now
hawkeye main plot:
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vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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I need that fucking pillow pet.
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googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
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