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perpetual-enjine · 3 months
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Spinner: If you don’t want to hire me because of my criminal record - fine. But for being a lizard?
Spinner: You know I was in the League of Villains, right?
HR: Is that a threat?
Spinner: Oh no, just a point of comparison. Congratulations. Your workplace is less inclusive than the League of Villains.
HR: …
Spinner: You are more racist than ALL FOR ONE.
HR: 😰
Spinner: I feel sorry for you.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 6 days
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YALL
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LET ME COOK HERE FOR A SECOND
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LET ME COOK LET ME COOK
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SOMETHING SOMETHING IZUKU EMBODYING KACCHAN EMBODYING HIS SYMBOL OF VICTORY!!!!!
SOMETHING SOMETHING FORESHADOWING OF DEKU APPEARING AND CATCHING UP TO IZUKU AND EMBODYING IZUKU HIS SYMBOL OF HOPE!!!!!!!
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writersmorgue · 6 months
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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puppyaulait · 4 months
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Spinneraki streamer AU
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pjs-everyday · 4 months
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prototype vs. final dynamic ❤️💥✨
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neonscandal · 3 months
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After 7 years as pro heroes, pro hero partners Deku and Dynamight finally break the number 1 spot on the Hero Billboard Chart.
Deku accepting the award in absolute disbelief starts openly weeping. Dynamight, thanks to many years of intensive media training, takes over: I always knew I'd make it here. I'm just surprised this nerd kept up for so long. *playful shove before becoming surprisingly pensive and earnest* I guess I'm supposed to say.. that I'm honored to be here standing next to *looks over to see Deku's blubbering intensifying* my childhood friend...
Deku, moved and whining as rivers flow freely from his eyes, goes in for an enthusiastic hug: KACCHANNNNN, we made i-
Dynamight grimacing as he dodges the hug, shooing Deku away with his hand: OKAY. Not that honored... *rolls his eyes* Thanks for the award, extras. It's about damn time.
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cienfll · 1 year
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kelin-is-writing · 1 year
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one thing about dabi is that he’s gonna totally implode the moment his foot sets into your room and he sees you scan yourself at the mirror, front and back, while wearing an high waisted pleated mini skirt that left your beautiful legs bare under his wide cerulean eyes.
the way that skirt was hugging perfectly your waist and flaunted your body when you twirled made his heart flutter, he used it for fun but you were truly a living doll. how are you so damn gorgeous?
his gaze sharpened turning darker in a split second. he walked in for good, hand in the pockets of his jeans, and got closer to your silhouette; finally noticing the villain’s presence you turn to him in panic, face red as a tomato, while trying to pull down a little the skirt from the hem to no avail as it still was too short.
when you notice his presence you blush right away, embarrassed because of the show you had put on in front of him, he probably thinks you look like a child playing with her mother’s clothes. you wish the earth under your feets would swallow you whole.
when the villain gets closer you start sweating and fidgeting while timidly apologising for the scene he had to assist a few seconds ago. the young man asks why is that, then when you explain him that it’s because you look weird and such a style doesn’t suit you he’s genuinely confused, glancing at you with a lifted eyebrow as his eyes look up and down your entire figure attentively not registering a single thing of what you’re saying to justify what he had saw few minutes ago by the door, too busy eating you whole with his stare, the tip of his tongue licking his canine:
“ohh baby, you’re such a liar...”
at that comment dabi gave with low husky voice you looked up at your boyfriend quizzically, not understanding what he meant by that.
few moments later he had you in front of the mirror again, but this time with a lifted leg that was hooked over his forearm, skirt wrinkled up, panties hanging at your ankle and the raven-haired boy’s dick pounding hard inside your pussy as he chants praises into your ear while squishing your cheeks with his free hand and forcing you to look at you two in the mirror, your gummy walls clenching around him so deliciously at every word and thrust, tearing a guttural groan out from the very back of his throat.
when dabi releases hot white ropes long your walls, he pulls out choking out a brief moan while resting his hands onto your waist, tightening the grip so you don’t fall to the ground and suddenly you’re bend against the mirror nearly kissing your own reflection as he pulls your hips back, his dick sneaking between your legs to press into your pussy’s folds making you moan.
dabi’s face moves to set beside yours, his nose pressed against your cheek as he stares at you with lust and hunger through the mirror, a wolfish smirk on his lips that made your belly churn.
“i’ll show you how beautiful you are, since you can’t see it on your own.”
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perpetual-enjine · 2 months
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Dabi: Hey Endeavor, I randomly decided to show up to your house to pick a fight with you.
Endeavor: Not now, Touya.
Dabi: Whadayamean not now?! I’m here. I’m fighting you.
Endeavor: I was hit with a truth-telling quirk. You don’t wanna be here.
Dabi: Oh please. What, are you gonna tell me you’re disappointed?
Endeavor: I AM disappointed!
Dabi: Here we go.
Endeavor: …in myself for not knowing your favorite food!
Dabi: The fuck?
Endeavor: You probably have so little joy in your life, and all I do is make it worse by existing.
Dabi: Shut the-
Endeavor: I know I’m supposed to call the police, but I really don’t want to. I actually rather wish you stayed.
Dabi: THE FUCK?
Endeavor: You look hurt. And hungry. And sleepy. I feel like it’s my duty to correct these things.
Dabi: Oh my god, this quirk is a nightmare.
Endeavor: I know!! I can’t stop!! I already told Hawks I don’t mind him tagging along all the time, and it only got worse from there!
Dabi: Holy shit.
Endeavor: HELP!
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uravichii · 7 months
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no thoughts just forcefully sitting bf!shinsou down and teaching him chemistry for 3 hours bc you swear it's the most effective method of studying. he's extremely reluctant at first but later finds himself smirking at you.
"y/n, i really didn't sign up for this, but if you're looking this hot teaching me, then i fck with it. teach me the whole thing?"
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mhathotfic · 9 months
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Alpha Bakugou desperately jerking off so he can be near his favorite sidekick without dropping to his knees and begging to fuck them just this once.
A lust quirk is already a major problem for a hero to get hit with. Working in close proximity to an Omega who is so wildly off limits he convinced himself he didn’t want them anyways, is a nightmarish hell.
Worse is, it’s not even working. How is he supposed to make it through the next 48 hours without making a huge fool of himself?
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writersmorgue · 4 months
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Big deaf energy
Thanks anon!!!!!
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the reverse-nurturing urge to put angst ridden, narratively downtrodden characters through even more angst and even more emotionally challenging scenarios so they could hit absolute rock bottom and climb their way uphill without fear of failure and understand just how awesome they are and show everyone else the very same like no babe, i do NOT wanna give them cookies and blankets; how about a walk through metaphorical lava instead????
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chrollohearttags · 2 months
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we got some touya/dabi girlies on here? cause I have some ideas 🌚
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neonscandal · 14 days
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During another team up exercise, Bakugo and Midoriya are having trouble collaborating.
Midoriya, whining while chasing after his reluctant teammate: Kacchaaan. Aizawa-sensei said if we don't work together on this, we're going to fail this assignment! There's no "i" in "team"! Work with me!
Bakugo, still insisting on taking the lead regardless of consequence: But there is in "murder-suicide", does that work for you!?
Yaoyorozu, chiming in from the control room: Uh, sensei, should we stop them? It appears as though Bakugo is about to get carried away again.
Shouta "Graduation Can't Come Soon Enough" Aizawa, taking a long, dramatic sip of coffee over the team comms: I didn't hear anything.
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Here's a idea: how would yandere class 1-a react to a shy reader being actually badass when they fight their enemies
Curious to what may happen:3
Heart. Eyes. 😍 That is all I'm gonna say, boo ;)
Seriously, they are floored. For the *ahem* violence-lovers of the class here's to you, Bakugo and squad their hearts are flying high. They love that you can protect yourself so vehemently, and they can't help but wonder if you would protect them like that. Mina, Uraraka, and Aoyama are swooning at thinking of you as their knight in shinning armor who saves them from the wicked villains and carries them off into the sunset. Even Kirishima's flushing at the idea of you being so manly and bold as to push him out of the way when danger is near and save him! Omfg that is a cute idea, him blushing like a school girl if you took the lead in a fight just to make sure he was okay. He is your #1 hype man, fr.
The other half of the class is just as impressed and in love, but extremely worried too. They wish you weren't fighting so hard, you could seriously hurt yourself tossing yourself around like that! Iida is basically having an aneurism—he’s flying off the handle trying to get you to slow down or stop all together, Midoriya can't stop mumbling about how cool you are and how he'll have to borrow some of the moves you're demonstrating to fight in the future, and Tokoyami's just sitting in the back sweating up a storm because of how nervous he is that you are gonna fall or crash into something. He's got Dark Shadow literally ready to pounce at a moment's notice if it ends up that you need his help.
Overall, they're proud of your abilities and how amazing you really are, but they're all sort of nervous too! They want you to be safe as you can be, but they know being in the hero course doesn't allow for many opportunities to be "safe". Both your shy side and your kickass side are equally loved and cherished by them!
With Love,
Kraken 🐙
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