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Public Service Announcement: If the Goo's Alight, It's Not Alright!
Since this continues to be an ongoing problem, we did what all reputable scientists do: we glanced at our WWHD* bracelets, looked back at how we staved off handled this issue in the 1980s, then broke for lunch.
So get ready for your sense-memory of that weird pea-and-salisbury-steak aroma to come flooding back, because we found an old copy of our PSA from the S.W.E.L.L. program! So get your puffy vest, don your giant hair, and remember...
If the Goo's alight, it's not alright!
Lyrics under the fold
*What Would Hasbro Do?
**Scientific Waste Evasion Literacy Lessons
Stay away from the glow it's a wicked sight,
Kids and teens Listen up
Be smart and stay clear
Glowing ooze ain't a drink
It's something to fear
Don't let curiosity bring you near
Don't want that goo in a drink,
it's something to fear
Don't let curiosity bring you near
Don't drink the goo
It's not that cool
9 outta ten it'll make a monster outta you
gettin' powers isn't realistic
don't be another mutation statistic
If the goo's alight
It's not alright,
If the goo's alight
It's not alright,
9 out of 10 (it's not alright)
If the goo's alight,
it's not alright (it's not alright)
It's not alright.
It's not alright.
It's not alright.
It's not alright.
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Song made with Suno.AI, lyrics by S. Trent Troop.
#unreality#if the goo's alight#it's not alright#PSA#this has been a PSA#80s aesthetic#slime#goo#ai assisted art#suno AI#mad science#melinoe labs#DARE program#parody
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"Doctor Martin, why are you an atheist?"
Director Maria Kleinheart wasn't the sort of person who asked indirect or idle questions. She was in every way a Kleinheart, the spitting image of her grandmother. Only she wasn't staring out from a yellowed ad in a back issue of Popular Science or Woman's Day, she was staring from across desk made of polished slate.
Emil Martin didn't respond immediately. That sort of question usually came with an invitation to services or a badgering about Pascal's wager. That didn't fit what he knew about the director, though that wasn't much. An intense religious conversion would explain the rumors around her distance from the rest of her family.
"Director, is this a personal or work related question?" Emil finally asked.
"Work." She replied.
"Is that appropriate?"
"Yes. This is about security clearances."
That made even less sense. Emil decided to risk a lecture on his eternal soul and answered truthfully. "Pretty standard, insufficient evidence."
"Would you rather it be true?" She asked. "Would it be comforting to know you existed for a purpose, that someone was in charge of your existence, caring for you?"
"Not really." Emil replied. "I'm rather Hitchenisan in that regard."
"Good enough. Follow me."
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"BE NOT AFRAID."
The words seemed to come out of the air itself. The thing was at the center of the large, expansive lab that had once been a missile silo. It was a sphere, surrounded by two rings of brass-like metal. The rings were lined with hemispherical semi-translucent white glass or crystal protrusions. The inner ring spun slowly, as did the central core, though only the faintest irregularities in its glowing blue-white corona revealed that motion.
The outer ring was held in place with steel chains, each link six inches in diameter. Two chains locked the ring to the floor, while a third latched the top to the ceiling. The cuffs the chains connected to seemed to have been welded shut around it.
"BE NOT AFRAID." It 'spoke' again. Its voice was clear and musical, but wrong and artificial at the same time. It sounded like familiar voices; his mother and father, his cousins, his old school pals, his boyfriends, even Director Kleinheart, each synthesized poorly via an AI speech simulator, all speaking in perfect time.
Every time it spoke, Emil smelled his grandfather's sweet cornbread fresh from the oven.
"That looks like an angel." He finally gasped.
"Looks like." Director Kleinheart smiled. He wasn't sure she could do that. "I knew we picked the right man."
"This is why you were asking about my beliefs?"
"Yes Doctor Martin. You see, freedom of religion is an extension of the principle of innocence until proven guilty. Once one faith is shown to be correct, all others are revealed as wrong."
"And you wanted to make sure I, what, wasn't guilty of being wrong?"
"No, the mistaken are innocent of everything except the actions they directly take." Kleinheart continued. "It's the ones who would take this to mean they were right that are fifth columnists to an unaccountable alien power."
"Oh." Emil replied. He didn't know quite what else to say.
"I want you on our team that's studying it. We need to know how it works, what it's made of, what those things its made of can be used for, you know the drill."
"BE NOT AFRAID." Again came the smell of cornbread.
"Are the restraints necessary?" Emil asked. "It is telling us we don't need to be afraid of it."
"Oh, we thought that too at first." The director said. "But we've already learned quite a bit about our little intruder here, even a bit of its 'source code' for lack of a better analogue. That message isn't meant for us."
"What is it then?"
"Can't you guess, Doctor?"
Dr. Emil Martin shrugged. "I have no idea."
"It isn't giving us a warning."
Director Kleinheart smiled for the second time in Emil's memory and spoke again.
"It's repeating its orders."
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Informational Posters from the Universe Next Door
We aren’t sure what they are warning about, but they seem serious about it.
Prompt: This series used only image prompts, in this case, four of my Melinoe Labs safety posters.
#midjourney#midjourney art#midjourney v4#unreality#alternate universe#safety poster#informational poster#propaganda poster#unsettling#strange
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I can’t help loving you [Jeff the Killer x reader] Part 2
Hello everyone! If you haven’t read Part 1 yet, I suggest you go read it first, because it is based on that a bit and might be a bit confusing without it.
Chapters: Part 1 [To be edited]
Topic: Jeff the Killer x reader
Warnings: Blood, swearing, violence
Notes: This might be a bit confusing, but if you have any questions I'll be there to answer them!
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Your scream had alerted most of the Creepypastas, besides Ben and Sally, who didn’t know what was happening.
EJ was the first one to be by your side, followed by Jeff, Masky, Hoodie, Jane, Clockwork, Toby and finally, no other than Slenderman himself.
“What happened, my child?” You hear Slenderman’s staticky voice boom until he saw you.
“I walked in to check on her and I saw this.” You gulped, looking at the scene around you.
EJ(who has somehow been pushed to the back) pushed his way to the front of the “crowd” that had gathered at the door of his lab and helped you out of the situation that you had landed in.
You regained your footing when EJ decided to take a look at the girl.
He cautiously made his way through the blood.
When he arrived right next to the girl, he immediately noticed something.
Her eyes were open.
They were open but lifeless and empty.
They were pink and glowing, fully glowing to their extent.
He started to get some things out, seeing if they could help her state.
As soon as he took out his thread and needle the girl gasped as if she just woke up from a terrible nightmare.
She took a look around her surroundings, before coming to her senses and knocking over one of the tables, she backed herself into a corner.
"W-Who are you?" She whispered, looking at the floor. "W-Who are all of you?"
Nobody said anything.
"ANSWER ME!" She screamed, suddenly very sociable.
You quickly noticed something.
Instead of the shining pink glow that had once been emitted from her eyes, they were replaced with empty sockets with small concentrated orbs made of pink light residing in them.
You assumed they were her eyes.
"Who are you?" You asked her back, deciding to break the silence.
"Melinoe." She whispered, never taking her eyes off us.
"We are the Creepypastas." Slenderman's staticky voice seemingly echoes throughout the room.
"Where is Ani," EJ asked calmly, even though he was gripping his scalpel tightly.
As if the name had triggered some sort of switch, Melinoe suddenly paused her movements.
In a flash of pink light, she had tackled Jack onto the floor and held a dagger against his neck, its tip gleaming manically.
"How do you know about her." She growled, anger oozing from her voice.
"Wait, what do you mean?" The feminine-masked man piped up, clearly not understanding the situation. "Ani was our ally."
Confused, Melinoe released Jack, who quickly got up.
"She was with me the entire time I have ever lived." She said, clearly confused.
"That's because your parents took her." Hoodie pointed out.
"How do you know about my parents? How do you even know anything about me?" She asked, full of questions.
"We said it. She was an ally of ours, b*tch." Jeff scoffed. "We outnumber you, so you'd better f*cking listen to us."
"As if I'm scared, motherf*cker." She spat, anger evident in her eyes.
"Oh yeah? You will be when we f*cking kill you."
"Is that the only threat you've got, d*ckhead?"
"Enough." Slenderman said, clearly annoyed by their little squabble. "You will rest, and we will talk about this tomorrow."
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The next day, almost everyone was talking about her, enraging you even more.
Sure, she was fast and obviously skilled, but what made her so special?
The monster inside of you growled menacingly.
You sighed.
Walking past Slenderman's office, you couldn't help but overhear their conversation.
"I now give you an offer. You can stay, be a part of us and we will provide shelter, food, weaponry and training. In return, you will work for me and be trained to be one of us."
"And the other choice?"
"You either accept this choice or be killed on the spot."
You could almost hear her thinking.
"I'll take it." She said firmly.
"Good. I will have one of my children lead you to the room where you will be staying in."
"Y/N. Please come to my office and escort Melinoe to her room." You heard Slenderman's voice boom inside your head, speaking to you through telepathy.
You sighed and entered the office, not wanting to deal with her sh*t for another second longer.
"Yes sir?" You asked innocently, acting as if you weren't eavesdropping on their conversation a mere second ago.
"Please escort our newest member to their room, and if you have time, please show her around the mansion." Slenderman orders.
"Yes sir." You said, gesturing for Melinoe to go.
"Thank you." She said to Slenderman before walking to the door.
He didn't reply and you closed the door behind you silently.
"What's your name?" She asked out of the blue.
"Y/N L/N. Or Y/CP/N(Your creepypasta name) if you want to be professional." You replied.
"It suits you." She commented, and it was only until that moment you noticed that she was a bit shorter than you, maybe an inch or two.
"What about yours? Professionally, I mean." You asked her, wanting. to fill the to-be-empty silence.
"Ghost." She said.
You chuckled.
"Suits you the best."
She smiled a bit but never looked down from the floor.
"I'm sorry about last night. I was nervous and wasn't thinking straight." She apologised.
"Why?" You asked, curious.
"Because there were too many unknown people around me at the same moment, and it was too much for my head to take."
"No, I meant why did you apologise to me? You didn't do anything. To me, at least. Can't say the same for EJ." You joked, only to notice her scared expression.
"Are you okay?" You asked, suddenly concerned.
"I-I'm fine. It was just I felt that you two had a friendship with each other, and I didn't know what you were going to do." She laughed nervously.
"What do you mean that you felt us?" You asked again.
Boy, you were full of questions today.
"I can sense emotions 400 times stronger than of a normal human, demon or enhanced alike."
"That's awesome! So technically you are an empath!" You gasped, not realising that you had somehow hurt the young girl's feelings.
She shied away from you, looking at the other side.
"Well, sometimes strong emotions, especially negative ones can actually hurt my mind. This is why I prefer to be alone, where nobody can accidentally hurt me.
"I can manipulate emotions, resurface memories and cause rapid emotional spikes in the brain, where it can affect the heart, mind and mental state.
"I tend to overreact over small things, so I like to be alone. Most people think I'm weird and all that, so it's really hard to make friends." She confessed, rambling nervously.
"Then you'll fit right in." You smiled. "We're all outcasts. Demons, monsters, psychopaths, but we are all the same. You'll never be excluded when you are with us."
You could literally feel the happiness and gratefulness radiating off her.
"Here's your room. Clothing, books and stuff the normal rooms have are already in the drawers. Enjoy." You said when you two reached her room.
It was a simple wooden door with a golden plate on it, along with the name Melinoe the Wight carved into it.
She opened the door and was met with a simple room with a bed, bathroom and a few drawers.
She turned around to look at you.
"Thank you." She whispered and smiled, before silently closing the door.
You heard a snort.
"Oh, seriously Masky." You grumble, turning around to meet the masked killer.
"Why not?" He asks innocently. "Besides, it's not like you two are the only ones in the house."
"You were following us the entire time?!"
He shrugged.
"You're a motherf*cker, you know?" You groan.
"Why of course." He grinned. "Sally was waiting for you."
"Why?"
"Her 'tea party' that she invited *cough-forced-cough* us to attend."
"Really?"
He laughed.
"You should see Toby in the pink tutu and the rabbit ears."
"I'm expecting Jane or either Clocky to take a photo."
"They already did. It's hung up in the living room."
"What happened to yours then?"
"Uhh- Sally only had enough for three, and she put it on Toby, Jeff and Ben."
"About time he got off his a**."
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" He asked mockingly.
"This pretty mouth of mines can kill you in your sleep, silly."
"Y/N! Y/N!" you could hear the squeals of the little girl in the distance.
"Yes, Sally?"
"Play with me!" She squealed happily with a huge grin plastered on her face.
"Okay, Sally." You laughed, scooping the young girl into your arms.
"Come on Masky!" The little girl smiled.
He laughed nervously.
"I think I'll pass on this one." He said, scratching his head.
You could literally feel the glare that Sally sent him.
"You know what I've changed my mind. I'm coming." He chuckled at the young girl's antics.
"That's my girl." You said proudly to the girl in your arms.
She grinned in victory.
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It was a bit longer than expected, but oh well. I didn't get more than ten likes on the last chapter, and I didn't know what was wrong with my story or am I banned or something like that.
Thank you all for spending time to read this!
Word count(only for story): 1524 words
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Septette for the Dead Prince Chapter 8: Turn Back The Pendulum
This will shed some light on Aogiri’s past. Trigger warning: rape mention
“T-There is something that has been disturbing me for the past couple years and I feel it is time to get it off my chest. The boys are also part of this as well.”
The Titans stare at the rest of Aogiri who all nod and get up. “I guess there is no other way around this,” says Kaneki.
“Yeah but is it really advisable that you do what it is I think you are about to do?” asks Lelouch.
Dick has a confused look on his face. “What do you mean?”
“Well....Eren here is going to show you what it is that we are talking about. However, a little heads up. This ain’t for the fainthearted.” Ichigo warns.
“No worries. We are all used to stuff,” says Rachel. The other Titans shoot her confused glances. Eren simply sighs. This is perhaps the hardest decision that he has had to make. Well not just him, the entire group as well as they all went back and forth on it several times and only recently decided to finally tell the Titans. The only question now is how would they take it?
“Right, let’s go,” says Eren. He then closes his eyes and using his powers, teleports them to a now deserted island with ancient Greek and Viking ruins.
“Wait...did you just...” says Garfield. Eren smiles a bit. “Yup. I teleported us here.” It was then that Sick began to realize something. “Just like your AOT character...”
Eren chuckles softly. “Yeah but Attack on Titan only told the world only half of the truth, the truth the others wanted to hear. That is why I brought you all here. To explain the truth to you.”
Rachel then gasps. “So that story is true!! All that stuff happened...” Eren then looks down and nods. “Yes. The monster being portrayed there was me. But like I said, there is more. This place I brought us to is the ruins of the land once called Eldia.”
The Titans gasped. “Oh my....” Lelouch nods. “About 3000 years ago, this land was given to Queen Makaria better known as Carla Jaeger years ago by Lord Hades as a wedding gift after she married Prince Adrian of Athens, Eren’s father who became the first King of Eldia.”
The gang then see what appeared to be past ghosts of several key figures, including Eren’s parents. Eren smiles sadly once he sees the vision of his baby self. Dick and Kory notice this and each takes one of his hands, a gesture that deeply warmed his heart.
“The nine of us were Eren’s bodyguards and best friends and also his cousins for all of us save for 3 were children of the Muses,” says Rin. “Also we were princes from different Kingdoms too.” says Natsu.
“Which says a lot about your talents,” says Rose. The boys grinned as they watched their younger selves run around, singing, dancing and just have fun.
“However, a dark shadow hung over us and that dark shadow was none other than Melinoe, Eren’s aunt and Queen Makaria’s sister.” said Natsu.
“The witch was jealous that her sister was more popular than she was and decided to destroy whatever happiness she had by first having her husband killed and plunging them into war and darkness and hurt Eren the Crown Prince.”
“Wait....but I thought Zeke was the older sibling.” Says Rose. “Nah. Eren is the true firstborn.”
Eren looks down, tears flowing down his eyes as he watches the witch kill his father in front of his young inexperienced self.
“I....I was forced to become King on that day but...I failed...plus....t-that witch did something terrible to me.”
The gang was horrified by what they saw next. Prior to Eldia’s destruction, the evil witch tortured and defiled the poor Prince. Days later, The Kingdom of Eldia is set ablaze as Viking warriors similar to the ones that enslaved Ymir Fritz years later, laid waste to the entire Kingdom and massacred thousands.
Rachel was in tears as she saw this, prompting Garfield to comfort her whilst Jason, Conner and Rose are disgusted by this.
Aogiri’s past selves led by Eren head to battle whilst Armin, Jean, and Connie; the three boys that would eventually walk out of the group stayed in the Palace to protect the Princesses with Zeke.
“The three traitors that walked out of the group were also traitors as they slaughtered Eren’s siblings,” says Rin.
Everyone grimaced when they saw Jean, Connie and Armin stab and kill Eren’s siblings. “Those bastards!!” says Dick.
Back on the battlefield, Melinoe and Makaria engage in one last duel. “I will make you pay for what you did to my husband you witch!!” Makaria yelled as her sword clashes with her sister’s.
Melinoe simply cackles. “It is too late!!” She sends her sister’s sword flying and without hesitation, she stabs her sister straight in the heart, killing her.
“NO!!!” Eren’s ancient self screams and drops to his knees, tears in his eyes.
Dick and Kory both show concern for Eren who simply looks away.
The evil witch then heads off to the Temple of Hades to carry out one more diabolical act. “Now that those fools are out of the way, might as well steal the power of Father dearest from here.”
“Not so fast!!”
She whips around to see Eren and his friends stand in front of her. “Ah!! If it isn’t the cowardly Prince and his friends.”
“He is not a coward!!” Lelouch shouts back at her, his eyes glowing red with anger. Eren simply shoots a death glare at her. “Less talk, more action.” Without hesitation, they proceed to attack.
Natsu shoots a fire blast whilst Naruto sends a pool of water at her but the witch teleports out of the way. Ichigo and Izuku come down, trying to hit her with lightning and wind blasts but she blocks it and throws both boys aside.
Luffy punches the earth beneath him and kicks some rocks at her which again she blocks whilst Rin tries using a light attack but it fails and she sends him flying with a dark magical blast and also kicks Luffy in the gut.
Lelouch and Kaneki charge towards the witch, Lelouch trying to freeze her whilst Kaneki tries to use his telepathy. Unfortunately for them, the woman stops their attacks and uses her telepathy to send them flying back, causing them to hit the others.
“Now where is the Prince?” she asked. Before she could say anything, she gasps and coughs out blood as Eren stabs her. “It’s over witch.” he says.
She smirks evilly. “Or is it?!” Unfortunately for Eren, the one that he stabbed was just a fske clone. The real deal shows up and proceeds to use all of her magical powers to not only kill the boys but also to destroy what was left of Eldia, sacrificing even her soldiers.
“What a monster.” says Kory.
“Are you satisfied?” Melinoe turns around to see her mother Persephone. She then panics. “I...I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!”
“You didn’t. You did however destroyed the rest of Olympus including your own father because of your greed.”
“What?! How is it possible for anyone to destroy Hades?!” said Rachel. “Only the witch would know.”
“You gave away my birthright to that bratty sister of mine!!” she argued. “And for your sins, I hereby cast you to the dark pits of Tartarus!!” Melinoe screams as she is teleported to Tartarus.
“That child went overboard. Even Ares at his worst won’t go this far.” Persephone turns around to see Hecate. “Nice to see you Lady Hecate.” she says with a bow.
The Goddess sighed. “We have one heck of a mess to clean up.” She then turns to Eren’s corpse.
“If she hadn’t attacked, that boy would have grown to be great. Not because of any prophecy but rather because he was born into this world.”
“There would still be war and conflict and corruption in this world.” says Persephone. “A reflection or the politics of the gods. It is just how life itself is. Something so complex even we the gods do not often understand it.” Says Hecate.
“And in the midst of such darkness, there shall be light.” Persephone adds. The elder goddess nods. “I believe that we should allow the children to decide their destiny once we begin anew.” And with that, everyone gets reincarnated once again.
Meanwhile in Tartarus, the evil Melinoe struggles to break free from her chains. Angered that the gods somehow managed to ruin her plans, she utters a very terrifying curse.
“Mark my words Makaria!! You and your people shall never know peace!! The Eldians shall be destroyed by one of your children!!! And another shall be so hated that the world shall mark him as a demon regardless of his good deeds!!”
“Holy shit!” says Jason. Rachel gasped. “Now I really want to punch the shit out of that bitch when I see her!!” says Conner.
“All nine of us were separated through time and space and thrown into different worlds until that great Eldian War where Eren sacrificed himself by playing a demonic character which went against his morales. Something I can relate to because I did a similar thing too.” says Lelouch.
“Let’s be honest. All nine of us were forced to play demons for the sake of saving humanity because the worlds we were raised in brought out our inner darkness.” says Ichigo. “I am shocked that the gods did not punish us.” says Rin. “They kind of did by making Eren go on a 12 Labours journey as atonement once he got reincarnated in this current world and us being the loyal boys that we are, we went along for the ride.” says Izuku.
Eren simply hugs Dick and breaks down in tears. Dick pulls him closer and hugs him tight with Kory joining in for support. “It’s ok Eren. You will regain your happiness again.”
“Is it me or are the cowards a bunch of cowards?” says Conner. “Yeah why do all the demigods have to suffer for them?” says Rose. “Melinoe somehow scared the shit out of them but she isn’t supposed to....”
“Unless some other god or powerful being on that same level is aiding her behind the scenes but who?” says Natsu. “There is only guy that I could think of and he is someone we collectively hate.” says Eren.
The mysterious man he speaks of is ironically locked in a secret meeting with Melinoe in a secret lab. “So those children have recovered their memories huh?” says the man. Melinoe simply sighs. “Unfortunately.” He nods. “I see. Still they better be prepared for they will not know what is about to hit them for I have a secret weapon .” he says, pointing at a tube that had the body of a certain young Amazon.
Notice the powers that they all have. Which Kpop group does this remind you all of?
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You Screamed, We Listened!
The Melinoë Labs Gift Shop is Open!
There were delays due to our graphic design team's unscheduled liquidation but we've got a new one and now six of our impressive and peer-reviewed workplace posters are available for use by the general public!
We've updated the aspect ratios and layouts for that clean, professional look every lab demands. Offerings will expand in the coming months, so stay tuned!
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You know what? I'm miffed.
When Dr. Adelaide died in the tragically unfilmed cafeteria incident of 1989, we brought her back to life after three days in a saline cryobath and was that a miracle?
Noooooooo!
It was "an abomination of science", "ethically indistinguishable from necromancy", and "a misappropriation of valuable mandrill organs."
But you take that scenario out of the lab and apply it to an entity that is definitionally immortal and now it's a miracle?
"A god fails to die" isn't a miracle, it's a tautology.
Now rabbit monotremes? That's miraculous*
*Unless Project CelloGrass completes before you read this, in which case its available at Petsmart locations nationwide.
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The Fandom Life Cycle
Excerpt from 'Applications of Synthetic Mythology in Simulacric Physics", Originally Published in the Melinoë Foundation Pricesaver & Journal of Applied Sciences, Humbert, Yokaitaro, et-al, 2018
Thanks to our valiant strategic withdrawal in the recent legal unpleasantness with certain ungrateful "orphans," we have been given the rare opportunity to declassify certain documents for public consumption on an almost entirely voluntary basis. This is one of them!
This chart shows the mean trajectory of fandom involvement over a sliding scale. The trajectory is typically within a 15% variance with 1% outlier rate, but minus the five year calibration peak the scale varies person to person.
Feel free to use the graphic as needed to win whatever argument it could possibly be used for.
#helpful infographic#infographic#chart#unreality#melinoe labs#melinoe laboratories#fandom#edginess#fanworks#fanon#observational humor#in that we're observing you#and it's really funny
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HAVE YOU DREAMED THIS MAN?
If you have experienced dreams in which a distant, or perhaps abnormally small, man in a white panama suit has spoken to you about one or more of the following topics:
Time travel.
The nature of 4th dimensional manipulation.
Perpendicular realities.
What we've "been up to."
We would very much like to know what he said.
He is described as having a familiar accent that one cannot place.
Any names, dates, or mathematical theorems communicated are of particular interest.
His agenda is unknown. Exercise caution.
#unreality#melinoe laboratories#melinoe labs#the man in the white suit#time travel#recurrent childhood dreams#dall-e 3#generative art#ai artwork
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Management is aware of the ongoing issues with unauthorized visitors on campus and is addressing the problem. Until the issue is resolved, follow process 1-J, section 19, in your employee handbook.
You can get this poster from the Melinoë Labs Gift Shop on Threadless, here!
#be not afraid#orphanim#biblically accurate angel#unreality#melinoe laboratories#melinoe labs#propaganda#propaganda poster#retro inspired#graphic deisgn#1960s aesthetic#1970s aesthetic#ai assisted artwork#my art
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Some people may ask what publishing a line of pulp exploitation paperbacks had to do with science. We call those people the control group.
#vincent price#pulp cover#cats#too many cats#things that don't exist#melinoe labs#graphic design#paperback book#brixton mcnair
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Let's try and keep our hands on the rudder here, fellow humans. The ermines have have been eying our ecological niche and are just waiting for us to slip up.
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My 2020 Tumblr Top 10
Looks like its the year of Melinoe Labs.
1). 2,469 notes - Sep 7 2020
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Lt. Chaz of Starfleet
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I’m going through a very hard time.
My issues with my pinched shoulder nerves and depression have been made worse by a severe personal loss. I have been unable to focus during my grieving and it isn’t likely to anytime soon. All I want for Christmas is to mourn this loss in peace.
Updates will be scant in the coming days. New art will not be likely.
If anyone wants to help out, the usual methods (Patreon, gofundme, my drivethrurpg store, PM for paypal) are available. Otherwise, please be patient with the various projects, from DynoGuard to Melinoe Labs, as things will be slow.
We’ve all lost too much.
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