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You Screamed, We Listened!
The Melinoë Labs Gift Shop is Open!
There were delays due to our graphic design team's unscheduled liquidation but we've got a new one and now six of our impressive and peer-reviewed workplace posters are available for use by the general public!
We've updated the aspect ratios and layouts for that clean, professional look every lab demands. Offerings will expand in the coming months, so stay tuned!
#threadless#melinoe labs#melinoe laboratories#safety poster#workplace posters#mad science#doppelgangers
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I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.
You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!
#ooc post#office for the preservation of normalcy#poster design#artists on tumblr#urban fantasy#workplace safety#cryptid#fae#aliens#ufos#demons
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SEXUAL HARASSMENT
ALISON SHUMATE // 1980
[photomechanical print (poster) | 77 x 51 cm.]
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Morning at the studio.
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how to make 19 year old boy who came of age during the pandemic and never had a real real job before now realize he needs to Chill The Fuck Out and be Less eagar about working for free holy shit he is impossible to wrangle
#moki talks#hi i got dumped with a shitload of new responsibilities at work#one of which includes trying to teach a Virgin Employee how work life.. works#today i got asked a mindfuckery question that made me go#oh oh no he doesn't even know basic labor laws must get him sat down with hr like yesterday#do you wanna know what the question was#'so if you work more than 8 hours are you like required to take a lunch??'#CHILD PLEASE#i have told him no less than SIX times now to STOP. WORKING. OFF. THE. CLOCK. jesus christ#it is a CHALLENGE when this is all in a remote environment#sigh. i am not cut out for teaching kids#lawd i am trying tho#i guess in his defense there aren't labor law posters plastered everywhere to read during breaks/downtime#as there are in the typical workplace environment#idk man he's a good kid very smart tons of initiative but i have a feeling this aint the job for him#which really sucks cause its basically his dream job but#bruh i need you to get like 3-6 months minimum of real people customer service job skills#smh i am flabbergasted he asked me about the break policy he has 0 concept of the severity of labor laws#like no wonder states are pushing for child labor again NO ONE IS EDUCATING THESE KIDS ABOUT THEIR RIGHTS. FUCK.
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"Threats are banned at my workplace so I have some alternatives but my current favourite is 'go away or i will open the windows' because for some reason that one works"
-Marz
#an idiot said this#i was a teenage exocolonist#incorrect iwatex#marz iwatex#it's important to note that there are posters up abt how threats are banned in the building#this was not said under the belief that threats are allowed at most workplaces
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#Cake#church of the subgenius#subgenius#workplace#work#job#birthday#sublimable messaging#sign#chocolate#its a trap#clip art#poster#wage slavery#bob dobbs
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Animation Project coming along slowly...
#crash bandicoot#neo cortex#cortex#n. tropy#nefarious tropy#art tag#what do you mean you don't have posters of your creepy boss at YOUR workplace?
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There's something weirdly interesting about how JcJenson used to operate before the series started, What did the employees thing of their job? What kind of workplace would hanging around a desolate planet entail? (Not a good one i assume) Getting a peek into the past is always fun, and we sorta got that in episode 7 I'm kinda sad we won't be getting any more lore based on them, Since ep 8 is prob gonna be too packed to fit it all.
#Im half inclined to make some silly workplace posters#you ever see the ones scattered around Poppy Playtime?#Something like that#it would be pretty fun#Charlies Constant rambling#murder drones
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aliens hate her for her forklift swag
#alien#alien movie#aliens 1986#I watched aliens last night and started this immediately after (went to bed because photoshop vectors are scary)#(figured out the basics though)#the irony is the idea that weyland yutani would put up workplace safety posters when they would dodge osha like the draft.#good movie! I think ripley should be able to use more large machinery.#18922518.jpeg
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Prompt: write a movie concept for a comedy set at the SCP Foundation
Title: Paper Cuts and Anomalies: A Day in the Life of the SCP Foundation
Logline: A documentary crew follows a group of underappreciated, overworked, and caffeine-fueled agents at the SCP Foundation as they navigate a chaotic day filled with anomalous occurrences, bureaucratic nightmares, and the occasional grumpy cryptid.
Characters:
Agent Miller: A seasoned but jaded field agent. He's seen it all (or at least, most of it) and maintains a dry wit to cope with the daily insanity.
Agent Rodriguez: A bright-eyed and enthusiastic rookie eager to prove herself. She learns the harsh realities of SCP life firsthand through a series of hilarious mishaps.
Dr. Patel: A brilliant but socially awkward researcher with a knack for explaining complex anomalies in layman's terms (when he's not accidentally setting things on fire).
Janitor Bob: A seemingly ordinary janitor who seems to know his way around the facility a little too well. He possesses an uncanny ability to appear and disappear with anomalous objects.
Plot:
The film follows a documentary crew embedded with a team of SCP agents during a seemingly ordinary day (which, in the SCP Foundation, is anything but ordinary). Agent Miller, the veteran agent with a thousand exasperated sighs in his repertoire, mentors the eager rookie, Agent Rodriguez, who quickly learns that paperwork battles with anomalous entities can be just as daunting as facing off against a giant sentient cactus (SCP-XXXX).
Dr. Patel, the resident scientist, navigates a series of comedic mishaps as he attempts to research SCP-XXXX (a sentient coffee machine that dispenses unpredictable beverages with anomalous effects). Meanwhile, Janitor Bob, seemingly oblivious to the chaos around him, cleans up the messes while making cryptic comments about "alternate realities" and "rogue dimensional coffee spills."
Throughout the day, the team deals with a series of bizarre and hilarious incidents:
A containment breach involving an SCP that replicates office supplies into uncontrollable quantities (paperclips become a major enemy).
A diplomatic meeting with a sentient sentient plant species that turns into a negotiation over proper tea etiquette.
A rogue AI trapped in the facility's printer system starts spewing out nonsensical haikus about existential dread.
The climax involves a near-catastrophe as Dr. Patel's experiment with SCP-XXXX backfires, causing the entire facility to become addicted to a highly caffeinated and anomalous substance. Agent Miller and Agent Rodriguez must work together (fueled by questionable coffee) to contain the situation before it becomes a full-blown caffeine-fueled anomaly outbreak.
Humor:
The absurdity of everyday tasks within the context of containing supernatural entities.
The clash between the bureaucracy of the SCP Foundation and the unpredictable nature of the anomalies.
Dr. Patel's endearingly awkward personality and tendency to cause accidental scientific mayhem.
Janitor Bob's deadpan humor and mysterious knowledge of the facility's secrets.
Visual gags based on the strange and surreal nature of the SCPs.
Themes:
The importance of teamwork and humor in the face of the unknown.
The dedication of the people who work behind the scenes to keep the world safe from anomalies.
The idea that even the most mundane objects can harbor strange and unexpected powers.
Additionally:
The film incorporates mockumentary elements, with interviews with SCP researchers, talking heads from various government agencies, and footage from surveillance cameras capturing the agents' (often hilarious) attempts to contain anomalies.
#ai generated#stupid ideas#shitpost#imaginary movie#google gemini#movie poster#poster#genre: mockumentary#genre: speculative#scp foundation#genre: comedy#bureaucracy#sequel remake or adaptation#workplace comedy
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Chinatown Studio. June 2023
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#vintage#fire safety#public service message#abandoned#dog#poster#workplace safety#cigarette butts#cigarettes#smoking
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6 pack of motivational artworks perfect for office positive thinking
#positive thinking#positivity#self care#work life#workplace#work art#employee#management#reflective#self reflect#posters#motivational poster#motivational quotes#interior#decoration#room inspo#interiors#art#aesthetic#buy#amazon#decor#quotation#quotes#quote of the day#life quotes#quoteoftheday#quotations#beautiful quote
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I arrived in Washington yesterday and have a meeting with a big name academic in my field late this morning
And apparently the Ted Lasso cast is here to talk to Biden about mental health (??? what can Jason Sudeikis tell you that your numerous public health agencies couldn't, Joe???) and I'm trying to resist the urge to ditch that meeting to go and stake out the White House for a glimpse of Hannah Waddingham and Brett Goldstein
#the whole meeting is lol#like joe's gonna announce 'believe' posters be put in every workplace#but I would like to receive bisexual psychological damage from seeing hannah and brett in the flesh
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