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My personal mantra for today has been:
My body is beautiful and sexy and amazing and gaining weight didn’t change that
Yes, I’m on a weight loss mission. But I can still love me now— I don’t have to wait to lose 50lbs first
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Me: I am a mature adult with a professional job
Also Me:
*snickering while taking a screenshot for posterity*
#my life#professor life#ship of thesaurus#this post really got away from me#i have seen some great stories but also I have seen 10000 people complain that they don't understand#how in one reply sinister is a synonym of left#not trek#me having a moment of immaturity between Real Professional Job 1 and Real Professional Job 2
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My job isn't giving me a lot of work to do recently, so I'm being paid to sit at home doing nothing some days. This is technically ideal, and I don't owe them busywork, but I'm having trouble convincing myself not to feel guilty about it
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I Tolkien’d myself. I’ve been periodically telling my kids a very involved high fantasy story in which they star as the heroes and I have to start writing it down because they keep telling me I’m misremembering important details. There are… a lot of details.
#my life#my kids#notes from the motherside#it is not of course anywhere as great as the hobbit and certainly unpublishable#but they love it and that’s what counts
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Your 70s daddy fresh out the gym showers
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So much music. So much music. After nine years of lost activity, I've been reinvesting in classical music. It's been great fun!! I'm wanting to do all the things that I slacked on even when I was doing a composition degree - score studies, performance opportunities, etc. I am trying to remind myself that returning for another music degree is a bad, bad, highly implausible idea.
#the arrogance of youth has been lost rotflh#and now I know areas I SHOULD have been on top of but WASN'T when I did that undergrad BM#blabbing Haddock#music#my life#relocating when you already have a fantastic cheap home and a good job... just to go into wild debt and no new job field is not feasible at#this stage of life anymore rotflh#besides reason I didn't pursue certain music avenues (like video game music)#is because I ended up getting stressed by them#[shruuuuuug]
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The best piece of advice I ever got was not meant as advice, but as an edict. If I was going to threaten people as a joke, it had to be so far out of proportion with what happened that it would be obvious I was joking. This changed how I expressed frustration with others. It then changed how I expressed frustration with myself.
Not “I’m going to hit you” but “I am going to buy a tuna sub from the gas station and hide it under the seat of your car”
Not “I’m going to kill myself” but “I am going to walk into the desert and let the scarabs take me”
The other side then happened. When I mess something up, instead of saying it’s bad and perpetuating negative thoughts, swing hard the other way.
Not “this art is terrible” but “this shall be framed and mounted on the wall in my museum exhibition as testament to the suffering I had to overcome”
Have been doing this since high school. It was my drama teacher who asked me to please stop scaring the actors. The other half of the edict was that I had to say it in a polite tone, and end it with either please or thank you.
Life changing. 10/10 Mr Muëller. Highly reccomend.
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My brother-in-law has a Thing where he gives me increasingly rare copies of The Bee Movie and it’s long since gone from “Goofy running gag” to “I don’t know how much money he’s willing to commit to this bit and it Scares Me.”
Where the fuck can we go from here
#my life#bee movie#he’s already given me the academy For Your Consideration copy#and copies in greek mandarin and korean#AND copies of the bee movie video game AND pez dispensers AND christmas ornaments#AND bee movie converse sneakers distributed only to members of the cast and crew#at this point i fully expect to find the severed head of jerry seinfeld in a box this christmas#10k#20k
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Several of my friends who previously self-identified as bi are realizing they've lost interest in men, generally speaking
A friend of mine who's identified as a lesbian her whole life fell in love with a very sweet and shy man
I lost interest in men a few years ago, fell in love with a non-binary person, and now I give them their T shots
Life and love are unpredictable
And "queer" is a great word that all of us like and self-identify with (along with our other, more specific labels), and I love that no matter what else happens, we're still, always queer
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So that’s how my morning is going.
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I cannot even begin to explain how bone deep exhausted I am today
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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
#not trek#my life#professor life#teacher life#ship of theseus#ship of thesaurus#i am on a constant crusade to prevent this from happening#it's just a bad time for everyone involved
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Also. In other news from this morning.
I got a work email and one of the guys included on it has an email that takes the form of first-initial-part-of-lastname, which, yknow, generally works well
But his name is Mario Pregler
And the psychic damage I took as a result of seeing the email [email protected] at 9 in the morning cannot be overstated
#my life#i could not react at all#bc. yknow. work environment#but i just stared at it for several minutes#trying to not die
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Literally me about 2 minutes ago before I ordered this.
I just looked up at @apocalycious with big eyes and said "it's oooonly eighteen dollars!"
(she said I could order it)
#queer family times#my life#image description in alt text#don't label this as undescribed#it annoys me so much
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Anyone do this? Self-doubt, self-confidence, and self-worth always be kicking my butt 😭
#comic#silly comic#my life#personal#relatable#hopefully#and then I realize I was about to start my period soooooooo#my art
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My Amy statue by First4Figures finally arrived and she is STUNNING!!! 🤩💖 And she’s even bigger than Sonic! My heart is pounding like somebody’s taking a Piko Piko hammer to it
And of course I had to make them kiss 😏💖💙
#my life#my queen has arrived#my heart is full#now they’re married#Sonic trash#first 4 figures#Amy rose#sonamy#Sonic the hedgehog#Amy rose statue#Sonic the hedgehog statue
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