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trek-tracks · 4 hours

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!!! Thank you for the art!

based off of this post by @trek-tracks

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #bones mccoy #futurama #philip j fry #turanga leela #thank you i love it

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trek-tracks · 16 hours

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This is really why Spock put Jim on trial

#star trek #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #spock #nyota uhura #star trek aos #kobayashi maru #star trek 2009 #vexwerewolf #fuckdamn #hozey-nevergoingtochurch #maplebungus #heartshapedbasil #tumblr things #things i found on tumblr #textpost meme #thanks to @markcampbells for the post and the idea #mckirk #vaguely

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trek-tracks · 2 days

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You’re right, Tumblr, I didn’t know that

#not trek #tumblr things #tumblr dash #peak heterosexuality #righthandarm-man #my dash did a thing #or rather didn’t do a thing

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trek-tracks · 4 days

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Bones: Hold on. I'm getting a feeling of Jimpending doom.

Spock: Don't you mean impending doom, Doctor?

(a distant crash is heard, followed by a distinctly Kirk-sounding "ow")

Bones: No.

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #jim kirk #spock #bones mccoy #captain kirk #star trek aos #incorrect trek #incorrect trek quotes #incorrect star trek #incorrect star trek quotes #jimpending doom

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trek-tracks · 4 days

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Technically, one could still just call it Animal Farm...

just got the greatest idea for a movie

Muppet Farm

It's animal farm but with muppets, à la Muppet's Christmas Carol, but they play the entire thing completely straight.

Every human character is Michael Caine in a different costume. Link Hogthrob is Napoleon.

It's time, Hollywood. Don't be cowards.

#not trek #animal farm #the muppets #animal muppet #george orwell #muppet farm #sorry for making this but i support your movement

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trek-tracks · 5 days

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Front section of the Saturday paper :)

Had my first play review published in a major national newspaper today. I'm over the moon!

#not trek #my life #theatre critic life #i've published hundreds of reviews but this is the big time #sounds like people really liked it and maybe i'll get to do it again and more often #probably i shouldn't post this but i've revealed enough on tumblr that I'm sure you could find me if you were determined enough #i'm not interesting enough to stalk i promise

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trek-tracks · 7 days

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Had my first play review published in a major national newspaper today. I'm over the moon!

#not trek #my life #theatre critic life #still striving for a tiny bit of anonymity here so not linking to it but you can ask #aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my loves i'm so happy #i've published hundreds of reviews but this is the big time

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trek-tracks · 8 days

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Update: I figured it out, but it took two paragraphs to academically discuss what would have been perfectly summarized by "poor little meow meow." The sorrow of the untranslatable Tumblr term...

I'm writing a theatre review today and I cannot come up with a more perfect term to describe this character than "a poor little meow meow" but I also cannot put this in a real published review. So you see my problem.

Me: this character was a poor little meow meow. a real Wet Beast Wednesday

The readers of my relatively normal theatre review site: what

#not trek #my life #theatre critic life #never thought i'd ask someone “what is an academic term that means poor little meow meow”#all other terms are insufficient #that's what he is #poor little meow meow #having a wet beast wednesday #i even saw the play on wednesday #i am writing ten articles in two weeks on top of it being the last two weeks of my semester and i have hundreds of papers to grade #get off tumblr bev #i'm going insane #if you need to ask me for anything it needs to be after April 24

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trek-tracks · 8 days

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I'm writing a theatre review today and I cannot come up with a more perfect term to describe this character than "a poor little meow meow" but I also cannot put this in a real published review. So you see my problem.

Me: this character was a poor little meow meow. a real Wet Beast Wednesday

The readers of my relatively normal theatre review site: what

#not trek #my life #theatre critic life #never thought i'd ask someone “what is an academic term that means poor little meow meow”#all other terms are insufficient #that's what he is #poor little meow meow #having a wet beast wednesday

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trek-tracks · 9 days

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Who's thinking it? They both are

#star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #spones #bones mccoy #the immunity syndrome #supreme-leader-stoat #tumblr things #things i found on tumblr #when you truly respect bestie's intelligence but it's so annoying when he's right

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trek-tracks · 12 days

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Kirk, to McCoy in The Ultimate Computer: Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. Did Einstein, Kazanga, or Sitar of Vulcan produce new and revolutionary theories on a regular schedule? You can't simply say, today I will be brilliant.

Also Kirk, to McCoy a few days earlier: Hey Bones we need a cure for aging in the next 45 minutes or everyone's dead, get on it, love you bye

#star trek #star trek tos #jim kirk #leonard mccoy #mckirk #bones mccoy #captain kirk #the ultimate computer #the deadly years #okay it was exactly three months earlier by airdate #kirk telling bones that genius doesn't work on a schedule #and then asking him to produce medical miracles #i'm surprised bones didn't punch him in the face #but then he'd have to fix it #come to think of it the entirety of the ultimate computer is people telling bones he doesn't understand stuff he knows intimately #what a frustrating episode for him

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trek-tracks · 15 days

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Boop

#boops #boop #tumblr boops #willow #my life #my cats #your cat looks just like giles my parents' other cat #willow hasn't let going viral go to her head #i love her very much

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trek-tracks · 15 days

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Khan was also being held in the basement of Toronto's Royal Conservatory of Music, so I'm not sure how much I trust that timeline XD

(Actually, I guess a secret, ethically-dubious, well-funded operation pushing out an arts organization in Toronto might be the most painfully accurate part of the episode. Which I did enjoy, for the record.)