Sausage: Jimmy naked in Pix's hole!

WAAAAAAAAH!!!!

YA'LL!!!!!!

The keychains i commissioned from @howdydarling came in today!!!!!!!!

They're so lovely look at themmmmmm 😭 matching little hearts and all...

Go check out their Shop!! Where he has the Heis keychain available for purchase!!!!!!

Grab the metal husband!!! Heart n'all!!

Saw someone talking about this dynamic and felt inspired, bottom image is @starlesscastellation not mine!!

Just a silly question but how will cotton react when he saw or knew that y/n REALLY love to eat rabbits and have a weird obsession for eating them? Like. Is he gonna be terrified or he gonna be like "stay away from my child but I still love U tho"

-(I wanna be the 🦖 anon please and yes the ask earlier where I quack was me too )

Cotton x carnivore!darling

Tw: minor body horror, cannibalism, reader can be another hybrid or human, cotton being cotton, blood mentioned. Not proofread 🌺

🔪he knew there was something wrong with you. From the moment you took him in and nursed him to health. To the way your hands glided over his abdomen and raked down his thighs. Your eyes staring hungrily at his throat. He saw the red flags, but he ignored them, because you made him feel something he thought he hated. Fear. Adrenaline.

🔪when you reluctantly let him go, he begged to stay. He knew he wasn't much of a meal but won't you give him a chance? He'll gladly let you tear open his chest and claw out his intestines. How would you eat him? Raw and fresh? Or cooked and seasoned? The thought excited him beyond belief!

🔪when you had your first litter of children, he quite literally had to pry them from your hold. He loved you but he couldn't risk you eating your newborns. So for the first few months he raised them himself from a distance. The only way he'd let you near them would be if he was close by and had a sedative in hand.

🔪 while quickly becoming a prisoner in your own home, Your shorter than average husband was constantly breathing down your neck, his gaze never leaving your form. And with the help of your offspring, life got even more suffocating. You loved your children, you really did. But you could never really get rid of that little itch in your mouth begging to sink into some meat. When was the last time you had it? You were starving.. you didn't want to eat vegetables anymore..

🔪one night you went missing. How the hell did you break out of the chains he found. He felt his heart stop and scrambled out of your bed. Ears moving around to try and catch any noise. Quickly rushing to the children's rooms, he relaxed in seeing them all safe and sound. Until he heard something from outside. Grabbing the dart gun from his bedside, he stepped out slowly. Following the smell of blood and cracking of what sounded like bones. Going Deeper into the forest...

🔪and there you were. Crouched over the bodies of what seemed like a deer hybrid family. You didn't seem to notice him, happily chewing and tearing at the flesh underneath you. Blood spewing out onto the dirt floor, he swore he could see a little twitch from the mother's hand. Their bones bent in unnatural places and the gashes on their bodies lethal. He slowly approached, standing over you

"there you are.. where have you gone..? you had me so worried honey..."

🔪 you simply stared up at him, licking your bloody lips and dropping the arm you were chewing on. He could feel himself get hard at the sight. Weirdo. Ignoring the corpses next to him, he set down his gun and kissed you softly. Wiping the rest of the blood off you with his shirt. He learns quickly that once you've eaten meat, you don't need to eat it for a good while. Expect him to hunt down his fellow hybrids for you in the near future. After all, what kind of husband would he be if he kept neglecting your needs?

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Jim is being gushed over again

big buff strong sheriff   (i may have given e!jimmy bigger thighs than i wanted)

If you enjoy the star trek voyage home movie, I highly recommend reading the novelization! There's a lot more detail in the book versions of the movies that they can't squeeze into the film format

To argue my case, I present the scene where Gillian drives them back to the park

A wonderful bonus, once kirk returns from his dinner with gillian

If Tumblr is made for blogs, then I'll share that sad event

My bag, which has been through a lot, is going to temporary rest, as it couldn’t bear the weight and it tore. PRESS F

ok prompt: a free flowing fic where you just write whatever you think was going through Will's head in every scene (with Hannibal) on the show bc tell me he wasn't going "kiss? kiss? oh. no kiss, then. ok." at least once in every three interactions with hannibal, including pre-stab in mizumono. funny thing this goes for hannibal, too.

tumblr isn't letting me answer your amazing comment on my post about wwx's obvious crush on jgy and the rest of 3zun in the novel, so i have no choice but to send it to you here as an ask: i am now envisioning lwj busting open the get-along crypt post-canon to fight two extremely confused fierce corpses in a fit of jealous pique.

lxc, torn between shock and horror "wangji no!!"

lwj, with determination "wangji yes >:C"

HELP 💀

As I typed it I was like "oh god what if he has an embarassing wet dream about it and lwj finds out via incense burner"

Lwj waking up in a cold sweat: I have to go

The poor lan disciple who just watched hanguang-jun storm out of his house in his pyjamas: what??

Lwj: I have to kill 2 corpses

Disciple: isn't a corpse already dea-

Lwj: Not dead enough

@lara-legomonkiekid

What If, somebody attacked monkey Y/N and she didn't tell Monkey King But he finds out anyway.

This is a part 2 to when Monkey Queen (Y/N) got revenge 😈😈😈ca

Believe it or not you're the most merciful between the tool of you so You know I don't feel sorry for that somebody at all😈🔪😈🔪😈🔪

(Lmk Wukong) You were attacked by one of your husband's enemies they Couldn't defeat him so they went after you instead. of course, that was a mistake on their part, since you beat the c*** out of them before they ran off. Of course, they got a few heads on you too. So all you did was just bandage up you at injuries. You weren't gonna tell what's wrong about this because while you took care of it already. But when he went to go greet you, he's saw the bandages and he may be oblivious, but he's not stupid.

(Lmk Wukong) (Y/N) do you think you can tell me what happened???😠😠😠

Oh sh*t the fact that he actually called By your name instead of peaches you know how serious it is

Monkey Queen (Y/N) It's nothing dear just got into a scuffle

He raises an eyebrow at you before giving you his dark look

(Lmk Wukong)(Y/N)👿👿👿

You squeaked a bit before telling him everything from where you were to when the attack happened and who attacked. He sat in complete silence as he listened to every word. You said before telling you to rest on the couch and leaving the house. He came back later with the decapitated head of the demon that attacked you. He mountin it next to the one you got. Ah romance🥰🥰🥰

(MK Reborn Wukong) Oh man this is bad worse than that. You've got it to fight with one of your husband's enemies. And of course, you fought them off before they ran. But you got seriously injured in the process. Although it's nothing worse than what you could possibly gotten it's still gonna be tricky to hide this from him. You covered yourself in ointments and bandages Then put on your robe to hide them. That should deter him from noticing anything different. Too bad it's not that easy and he's not an idiot. He smelled blood the second He saw you and demanded that you tell him what happened. Of course, you're gonna do yet another argument before. Finally telling him what happened and who attacked you. to He was deadly angry was a severe understatement. You'd never seen him like this well That's kind of a lie, but this is different He had blood red eyes and smoke was coming out of his nose and ears. He then tells you the weight right where you are before storming off. All i'm going to say is he came back covered and blood.

(HIB Wukong) You had protected Liuer from some rowdy demons but not without getting injured. You had begged him not to tell your husband about what happened to you Answer just say that you were we playing to rough and stuff. Liuer felt horrible about lying to the king but he didn't say anything. When you both met Wukong he had ask what happened then, you told them that he would. You guys had a bit of rough housing. What you didn't Expect was for Liuer Is too burst Crying to your husband about what happened and how you got hurt protecting him. You just sat their and Stared as the monkey king listened to the small boy's story. Then he slowly turned his head to look at you. As you basically just lied to his face. You both are definitely gonna talk about honesty right after he puts the demons who attack you into an early grave.

(Nezha Reborn wukong) Li and you got attacked by some street thug who claimed that you were on their turf. Of course Li didn't want any unnecessary trouble. But you weren't about to let some pathetic demons tell you what to do. So So you guys fought in battle and won but at the expense of your dislocated shoulder and bruised face But you were happy. Then you told Li not to tell your husband about what happened tonight as you handle you guys's injuries. And he agreed except your husband was more observant than you thought. He Interrogated Li about his injuries and He lied telling him it was from sparring but that could be because Wukong spars with him the most and Li is deathly afraid of the idea of fighting you. Finally Li, spelled the beans about the attack. And how you basically force them not to tell Wukong About what happened on the count of you already tooken care of it. Wukong just shook his head before saying bye to Li and gone home. First he's gonna make you tell him exactly what he heard earlier from Li and finally to go make those thug demons wish they were never born.

(Netflix Wukong) Oh no oh no you remember him getting incredibly unhinged In his battles. Once he finds out that some nobody went and attack you. Oh you don't want to think about it. So you quickly patched yourself up and covered yourself in as much clothes as possible. But what you forgot about us how you twisted your ankle during the fight. And let me tell you it looks bad. You can hardly walk on it but you're gonna have Bury your teeth and walk through the pain. Because you can't afford for your husband to find out about this, it would be a blood bath. Now do to his naive nature it might be easy to hide it for him But later that day you slipped off and yelped when he hugged your leg. And that's when he noticed your swollen ankle.

(Netflix Wukong)(Y/N) what Happened

When you finish telling him what happened, his eyes turned bloody red before storm out the house. This is exactly what you were afraid of hopefully, you can get the blood out of his shirt like last time😥😥😥

What is wrong with them

not to be basic but 1 and 2 from that meta ask meme?

all the question are on the list for a reason Anon! no need to put yourself down for it v-v 1&2 are Excellent questions I"m happy to answer! now. I Imagine you intended this for Lazarus, But! you were not specific so you will now get a Very long post about Everyone >:3c (and by everyone I mean the main 3 characters I consider 'Bartholomew's Nasty Little Bastards')

First up, of course, we will do Lazarus! 1. What inspired you to create your oc?

The really obvious answer here is Re8, my instant consuming love for it and for Karl, the overwhelming need to like... Participate, somehow, in that world, but not being able to cross the Full self-insert hurdle.. He's basically a very Warped-beyond-recognition version of a self-insert, a guy all his own but in somewhere still very Connected to the Me. But the more like.. in depth stuff, like what inspired Lazarus to Be Who He Is is like.. I love like.. weird Art Gore, Body-As-Art kinda shit, Meaningful and disturbing.. somehow Comforting and he's kinda the perfect vessel for that. I've had the Human Taxidermy Artist thing floating around the back of my mind for a decade or so just Waiting for a place to land and Laz was a golden opportunity v-v.

2.Why does your oc look the way they do? What are your reasons for their appearance? When I was settling Lazarus's design I wanted him to have this appearance of like, a very refined and elegant individual; beautiful in a sort of Severe way, but twist it up ever so slightly so he registers as Uncanny and Gross. Beauty Hiding Filth and all that. (just think about how many Fluids get into that Velvet Ensemble on the daily, it's Not Good.) Like the way his pants cut him and the vertical lines make him just All Leg. And his pallid bloodstained skin which makes him look like a Walking Corpse, hair slicked back with its own grease.. a figure that's bewitching and unsettling to witness also yes, the hair is Both a Me thing and a Bride of Frankenstein thing.

Virgil always feels right coming Second on these things.. 1. Inspiration Virgil is ooooooooooold, he's so Old, virgil is Ancient Virgil is possibly my oldest still-in-use OC, I created him a Looooooong ass time ago. like 2010 Long Ass Time. That is to say I do not know Why she exists.

Okay, Not entirely true. I made her for a comic I was writing with my friend at the time. She was my part of the main villain pair, but I do Not remember how I ended up on Toxicologist prodigy but make it Cowboy (which was always a bit of a misnomer for the vibe but nowadays Especially he's less Johnny Cash more Nickleback) I Think, I Think, what I wanted was to have a character that contrasted the Hardest against my friends main villain? who was very Orderly and Serious and Efficient?? beats me though that was So long ago.. I was also just listening to a Lot of Nickleback-esk music at the time, which may have been an influencing factor lmao

2. Appearance Virgil's appearance is pretty simple to explain, all told! He's a Country Boy/Girl, rowdy and ostentatious, and very secure in her understanding of that part of herself. It's where she comes from, and despite his rocky relationship with home it's who he is, y'know? The brightest (and most dangerous) mind in Toxicology doesn't Have to look exactly how you'd Expect her to look now does she? (Virgil pictured here on the Right)

Now our wonderful little Ulysses vwv)/ 1. Inspiration oh this is an Interesting one!! Ulysses (and Charlie, for that matter) came from 2 distinct places to land where they are now.. From time to time I like to entertain the idea of starting a band and having a musical career of some kind, something that blends my love of folk/bluegrass, prog-rock, and power metal into a loud villainous and exhilarating sound. and a few years back, as I was getting into Bluegrass for the first time, I was struck by a Concept for a Concept Album. It was called The Book of Brother UIysses; the story of a sniveling little priest in the frontier days and his Cursed Book, following him around as he fed townsfolk to whatever entity lived in its pages until he was finally Consumed himself. I toyed with it for a bit and eventually put it back on the shelf until the Musical Fancy struck me once more, untiiiiil I was listening to friends at the table: sangfielle and had both a deep desire to do a Horror-Fantasy Western ttrpg And satisfy my ever-present desire to weasel my way into playing two characters at once.. and I pulled ol' Ulysses off the shelf again and made some.. Additions. This has evolved now into them being just like.. free floating OC's? I don't plan on making a comic out of them, I would Still love an opportunity to play them in a TTRPG setting, but I'm not Banking on it, and hey, who knows, maybe I Will make that album someday, but for now they just kinda amorphously Exist within Something resembling a Narrative in my head after a long and complicated journey...

2. Appearance Similar to Lazarus, I wanted Ulysses to be unsettling, but in a Slightly different way. He's too clean- his all black outfit is never grimy, he is clean shaven his hair perfectly quaffed, with that plastered on grin, under eyes obscured by reflective glasses the vibes are just Immediately Off. To the flip side of that I always wanted him to look kinda.. pathetic. When we see him outside of his Persona as The Keeper of the Book, as just a man that is still Human in many ways; he's just.. small, waifish, behind the glasses his eyes are big and jittery, like a pray animal caught in a snare and still trying to fight its way out..

the trojan war refs in knives out 2 are killing me its so good the more i think abt it the more im like I FUCKING LV THIS MOVIE

also shout out to the writers for making blanc achilles i.e the one that ended the war, the best fighter/ detective, litteraly saying etc. my achilles heel. AND then making him gay by having his bf open the door for him. HE EVEN MOPES IN THE BATH LIKE ACHILLES IN HIS BURRITO BLANKET

the writers legit flipped off classical snobs that deny or ignore that Patroclus was his lover AND then burned the mona lisa just in case it didnt hit home that its all bs

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Why are they like this?

doodle dump !!!!! feat. spiderham headcanons, sam headcanons, sam and max junk, and oc doodles :]

the ocs are pork and tommy, my flesh eating thing and texas blind salamander who is also an interdimensional fry cook, i love them very much <333