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jockbots · 1 year

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the trojan war refs in knives out 2 are killing me its so good the more i think abt it the more im like I FUCKING LV THIS MOVIE

also shout out to the writers for making blanc achilles i.e the one that ended the war, the best fighter/ detective, litteraly saying etc. my achilles heel. AND then making him gay by having his bf open the door for him. HE EVEN MOPES IN THE BATH LIKE ACHILLES IN HIS BURRITO BLANKET

the writers legit flipped off classical snobs that deny or ignore that Patroclus was his lover AND then burned the mona lisa just in case it didnt hit home that its all bs

#knives out #knives out 2 #ALSO THEY HAD THE ACTRESS THAT PLAYED HELEN IN TROY 2004 AS BIRDIE #and helen and cassandra hello???#HELEN BURNED TROY #im sure theres more im missing but all i can think abt #is this #and how duke is like a tattood rogan tate meat cake that dies #also fuckin edward norton as the victim and the badie like in fight club come on thats so dumb i love it its fantastic #glass onion #also blanc playing among us wit his golden oldie friends while his husband bakes is chefs kiss and goals

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