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justarandomgirly · 3 months

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Magnus: You can stay.

Alec: Cool.

Magnus: But your clothes must go.

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overheardinidris · 5 months

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Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.

Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.

Magnus: …

Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.

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dayque · 1 month

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Alec: Okay, the kids' snack is in the refrigerator, their schedules are written here, they can watch TV but don't leave them unattended for too long and for no, but NO, reason do you let them take a nap. If they sleep their sleep cycle will be a disaster later.

Jace: Bro, relax, everything's going to be okay.

*Magnus in the other room*

Magnus: Okay. Let's go over it.

Rafael: Lunch at 1, snack at 3:30 and dinner when you return. Not eating anything Uncle Jace cooks, not leaving the house to hunt demons even if he says it's safe, and we can't play jumping on the furniture or walls either. We can't do dangerous spells that involve...

Max: I know! I know!

Rafael: But I'm saying it!

Magnus: Let him say one part, go ahead Blueberry.

Max: I can't do spells that involve: fire, breaking things even if they are small, summoning animals that do tsss, or psss, or ksss *putting hands in the shape of little claws*, levitating or summoning demons.

Rafael: We also can't listen to Uncle Jace if he has a new idea about a spell we've never done before.

Magnus: Very good! I am so proud of my little sweets, and what do we do if there is an emergency and daddy or Bapa can't come help?

Both: Call Aunty Catarina and Aunty Clary to save Uncle Jace.

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the-mortal-incorrects · 4 months

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Magnus, dramatically flopping onto Alec’s lap: Baby, tell me I’m pretty. Alec, smiling lovingly: You’re pretty fucking annoying is what you are.

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kaitcreates · 11 months

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*All the TMI gang on hospital beds with an arm broken* Maryse: What happened?! Simon: We were climbing up stairs, I told Jace he should go faster and he turned around and pushed me Alec: I was behind Simon when Jace pushed him and fell on me Jace: Magnus pushed me when Alec got buried under Simon. Isabelle: I tried to push Jace, but Magnus had already pushed him so when I leaned down to do it I accidentally fell down. Magnus: She tried to hold me to save herself but ended up draging me down too. Clary: I was at the top of the stairs when all that happened, I saw them and laughed so hard I accidentally fell. Maia: I’m not hurt, I just heard there was free grape juice here.

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cityofdownwardspirals · 1 year

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*after Malec break-up*

Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?

Alec, in tears: Magnus...

Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.

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sky-neverending · 7 months

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Alec in that one scene: “Don’t flirt with me”

Magnus: so you have chosen death? *proceeds to flirt*

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fluffyballme · 15 days

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so here’s my take on this meme but main couples in TMI

jace and clary

magnus and alec

simon and izzy

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fics-and-quotes-andthelike · 8 months

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Alec Lightwood: You know, sometimes I really think I can be too straight.

Magnus Bane: (covered in bi merch and sipping an iced coffee) How unfortunate for you.

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peupeugunn · 1 year

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magnus, holding up a snake: found this baby outside! what do we name him?

jace: what the fUCK—

alec: william snakespeare.

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culiehua · 2 days

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Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!

Asmodeus:

Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child

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justarandomgirly · 1 month

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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overheardinidris · 2 months

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Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-

Alec: a doll

Alec: a cinnamon roll

Alec: a sweetheart

Magnus:

Magnus: …stop it

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dayque · 4 months

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Magnus: Blueberry, what did you learn today in your class with uncle Ragnor?

Max: If things get bad, you can always fake your own death for a few years until the dust calms down.

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the-mortal-incorrects · 5 months

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Alec: Magnus… I have a crush on you. Magnus: I… know? Alec: You know?? How? Magnus: We’re dating? Alec: No, we’re not? Magnus, voice cracking: We’re not?

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kaitcreates · 5 months

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Magnus: Guys, seriously don't do paintball as a double date. It's a bad bonding activity and some people are too good at it. Lily: I don't know what you're talking about, Mark and I are best friends now. Magnus: That's because you two just gooffed off in the woods while I was being hunted for sport by my boyfriend.

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