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overheardinidris · 6 days
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Alec, grumbling: Great, we're surrounded.
Jace, calm: Excellent. We can attack in any direction.
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overheardinidris · 24 days
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Magnus: Sometimes you just gotta start a cult to cope with your mental health issues, and that’s okay
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overheardinidris · 1 month
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Aline: So, Alec, there's a rumour going around that you're dating Magnus Bane.
Alec: Rumour?
Alec: Are you telling me some people doubt it?
Aline: Where are you going?
Alec: I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt.
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overheardinidris · 1 month
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Alec: I don’t trust him.
Isabelle: Who, Magnus? He’s the most trustworthy warlock I know.
Alec: I get this weird feeling when I’m around him. Nervous. And sweaty. And like I want him to...
Alec: Oooh.
Alec: Never mind.
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overheardinidris · 1 month
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Alec: While I'm gone with Magnus, you’re in charge, Jace.
Jace: Yes!
Alec, whispering to Underhill: You're secretly in charge.
Underhill: Obviously.
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overheardinidris · 2 months
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Magnus: i am darkness, i am power, i am your worst nightmare, i could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, i am the night, i am fury, i am a weapon, i am-
Alec: a doll
Alec: a cinnamon roll
Alec: a sweetheart
Magnus:
Magnus: …stop it
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overheardinidris · 2 months
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Clary: We have a problem.
Alec: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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overheardinidris · 2 months
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Izzy: Magnus can’t be good at everything. maybe he’s a bad kisser!
Alec: no he’s good at that too.
Izzy: what?
Alec: what?
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overheardinidris · 2 months
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Jace: Okay, I’m leaving.
Magnus: You keep saying that but then you don’t leave.
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overheardinidris · 3 months
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Catarina: You’re hot.
Magnus: Believe me, I know.
Catarina: No, I mean you have a fever.
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overheardinidris · 3 months
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Magnus: *signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*
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overheardinidris · 3 months
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overheardinidris · 3 months
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Magnus: QUICK. TAKE MY HAND.
Alec: *takes Magnus’s hand*
Alec:
Alec: okay, now what?
Magnus: nothing. i just wanted to hold hands.
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overheardinidris · 4 months
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Isabelle: I knew you wouldn’t approve it, so I went over your head.
Alec: I’m the boss.
Isabelle: Oh, that’s right. So I went behind your back.
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overheardinidris · 4 months
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Magnus: fuck me if i’m wrong but—
Alec: YOU CANT KEEP SAYING THAT EVERY TIME WE ARGUE
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overheardinidris · 4 months
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Alec: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl...
Jace:
Clary:
Izzy:
Jace: Who?
Alec: That's the thing we don't—
*everyone stares at Jace*
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overheardinidris · 4 months
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Isabelle: Hey, Magnus, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Magnus: Yeah.
Isabelle: And you, Alec?
Alec: Umm.. yes?
Isabelle: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
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