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overheardinidris · 5 months
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Magnus: I want to wake up next to you every day for the rest of our lives.
Alec: I wake up at 4:30 am.
Magnus: …
Magnus: I want to see you every day for the rest of our lives.
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*after Malec break-up*
Jace: Hey, I am going to the store, do you want anything?
Alec, in tears: Magnus...
Jace, turning his pockets inside out: Dude, I have like... 5 dollars.
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incorrect-tsc-quotes · 3 months
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Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...
Will at night:
Will: fuck
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caterpillarinacave · 9 days
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Tessa: Alright, so I'm in love with Will.
Sophie:
Tessa: Thoughts?
Sophie: And prayers.
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Alec, walking into the room: Sorry I’m late. I was... doing things.
*Sounds of footsteps getting progressively louder*
Clary, out of breath: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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heronsdaisy · 7 months
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james: can i have you?
cordelia: you already do.
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jemsbitch · 2 years
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Friendly fucking reminder that Jem loved Tessa so much all the silent brothers in the world are in love with her too.
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pansexual-lilychen · 1 year
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jessamine: didn’t you die?
jesse: that was weeks ago dude, people change.
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Will: I know we’re in the right place. I can smell it. It’s like my fifth sense.
Jem: *a singular tear dripping down his face* By the Angel
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astriefer · 1 year
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Thomas: Why are you so negative?
Alastair: negative is the new positive
Thomas: And with that Philosophy you go around, throwing unmotivating phrases at my friends?
Alastair: Oh, no. That I'm doing just because it's funny.
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Will: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me better, I'd let them.
Jem: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me worse, I'd let them.
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overheardinidris · 1 month
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Aline: So, Alec, there's a rumour going around that you're dating Magnus Bane.
Alec: Rumour?
Alec: Are you telling me some people doubt it?
Aline: Where are you going?
Alec: I need to fix this. There shouldn't be any doubt.
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cityofdownwardspirals · 11 months
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Magnus: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?
Alec: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.
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Izzy: Alec and Magnus sitting in a tree♪
Alec: Izzy get away from me ♪
Jace: first comes love, then comes marriage
Alec: and then a Herondale with spinal damage
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caterpillarinacave · 9 days
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Charlotte: When I was your age-
Will: When I was your height.
Charlotte:
Will:
Will: I am so, so, sorry.
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thedeviltavern · 2 years
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Lucie: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Cordelia: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Lucie: Yes!
Matthew: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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