There is horny, and then there is shoot- the-doorknob- with-a-pistol-because- it’s-jammed horny
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James and Cordelia 🌹 The Last Hours
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Name a more good-looking couple than these two, I'm waiting... ⏱ I hope you like this Jordelia/Herondaisy art, my loves! ❤ @cassandraclare
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I need to read the end of chain of gold in alastairs pov please it would be so fucking funny
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alastair: so what’s on your mind?
james: your sister.
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Ty NEEDS to dye his hair red it's a matter of life and death for me
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I was reading choi in preparation for chot when I stumbled upon this gem:
Cordelia, my darling, James won't exactly be the one who flees to France but someone else will...
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I loved your cordelia headcanons - do you have any specifically for jordelia? ❤️
Hi, thank you! Here are a few of my Jordelia headcanons:
You know that thing where people have whole conversations with their eye contact? Jordelia do it but with their eyebrows. They know what the other means, but people tend to think they’re having seizures when they do it in public. They mainly do it to gossip about their parents or Matthew.
James' favourite colour on Cordelia is gold or bronze.
James learns to eat spicy Persian food bit by bit, and it's lowkey painful and Alastair laughs at him, but he learns. Alastair buys him a hat for his resilience and strength.
James, fairly drunk, tries Persian dancing one night at family dinner with the Herondales. Cordelia joins him and it's fun. She won't admit it, but he was quite good.
They read George Eliot's catalogue together, taking turns reading the books to each other. They both teared up several times.
They tend to have baking battles with Thomastair and have Matthew and Lucie judge. Thomastair wins 9 times out of 10 because, cmon. Look at them. You think they can't cook?!
Besides Constantinople, they've traveled across Ireland, Wales, and France together.
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Will and James, father and son, both are chaotic Bi, feel more for their parabatai, are overdramatic and have the most beautiful wives
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So James learned Persian as sort of a wedding gift for Cordelia, and the FIRST thing he learned was "You are so beautiful." I just love them so much
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Some more post canon chain of thorns theories:
Cordelia and James have at least 4 children.
The fairchild twins are girls and marry Alex Lightwood and Zachary Carstairs
Anna and Kamala have the next largest family, but they take the joshi last name, and they are the desendents in the Dark Artifices series.
Gabriel and Cecily move back into the London Institute with Alex.
Lucie and Jesse only have one or two children. Lucie is a little absent-minded when it comes to her kid(s), but Jesse is very attententive. Maybe this is why great Aunt Marjorie is so distant and down right rude and resentful.
Euginea becomes a downworlder, possibly a vampire.
Matthew would be my next guess on his journeys.
Thomas and Alastair don't have children but are the favorite uncles of all the others children.
This makes Matthew flabbergasted.
Grace, Alastair, and Jesse become part of the merry thieves.
Grace never marries or feels anything like she did for christoper, but she still lives a happy and full life with their friends.
Ari (kamala), Anna, Alastair, and Thomas go on double dates, alot.
As do thomastair and jordelia.
And ghostwriter and thomastair.
And jordelia and ghostwriter.
Eugenia likes to tag along on these with thomastair and/or Arianna.
What do you think of Eugenia and Matthew as a couple? Just a thought.
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JUST TALK! OMFG!!
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⚠️ CHAIN OF THORNS SPOILERS!!
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James and Cordelia ❤️ The Last Hours
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I bet almost all the TLH fandom went crazy and loved chapter 23 from Chain of Thorns and this scene is one of the reasons why 🛁 I hope you like it! @cassandraclare
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Me at James every time he has a scene with Cordelia In Chain of Thorns
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james: can i have you?
cordelia: you already do.
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Me venting about chot to my mama, whose knowledge about tsc comes solely from the city of bones movie (she loved it)
Me: ranting and rambling about how 300 pages were wasted on a useless love triangle
Mam *enraged*: WAIT, she didn't end up with James???
Me: SHE DID.My point is that nobody ever thought she wouldn't, hence why the drama with his bestfriend was ridiculous
Mam *increasingly bewildered*: The other suitor was James' bff? Why didn't they just have a threesome? Polyamory is so in fashion with the kids these days
Me: Cc does have a polyamorous trio lmfao, but this is 1903 and James is straight anyway
Mam: well has James ever tried with men? He may like it you know.It would've saved everybody the grief
Me: Ma, they are parabatai, they can't, it would be one hell of a problem.Do you know what a parabatai is?
Mam *proudly*: actually I do!! Jace and that brunette boy are that aren't they?
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