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Ouch how old is this😭😭😭 UM NEVER THE LESS-
Some of my faves are the cruel prince, Percy Jackson, The Simon Snow Trilogy, Shadohunters (OBVIOUSLY) and the maze runner!
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Will, about Tessa: I just think Tessa's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night, thinking about her...
Will at night:
Will: fuck
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Matthew: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak.
James: Strong
Christopher: Weak
Thomas: A dumbass, is what you are.
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Kit: as a college student, my favourite words are "free" and "canceled"
Dru: free pizza is canceled
Kit: *tearing up* why would you-
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Jace: Why are you looking at me through a fork?
Alec: I'm pretending that you're in jail.
Jace: Why?
Alec: It's spiritually healing.
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Jace, Izzy, and Clary are sitting on a bench
Alec: Why do you guys look so sad?
Izzy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Alec sits down*
Jace: The bench is freshly painted.
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Emma: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling
Cristina: In between "It's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Mark?
Mark: Probably "road work ahead".
Jules: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Matthew: I've already sent good vibes on your way... They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them
James: this is the most threating way I've ever been cheered up
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Kit: It's very muggy outside
Jules:
Jules: Kit I swear, if I step outside and all the mugs are on the front lawn...
Kit: *sips coffee from bowl*
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James: *joking* I'm ten times funnier and sexier than you
Matthew: jokes on you. Ten times zero is still zero
James:
James: Math wHY
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Clary: *Gets down on one knee*
Sebastian: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Clary: *Falls over*
Sebastian: The poison is kicking in!
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Kit: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Ty, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Kit:
Kit: fsh
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Emma: I have an idea.
Jules: Does it involve breaking the
law?
Cristina: By now don't you think that's a given?
Jules: I was just trying to be optimistic.
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Will: Make a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
Will: Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life.
Jem:
Tessa: No...
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Emma: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Jules: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Emma: Not when you're playing with Diego, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral". And I put "dog".
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Cordelia: How are you sleeping?
James: Like a baby.
James: Every two hours I wake up screaming.
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