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Magnus: Unhand me you egg-sucking, lily-livered, jive-talking whackadoo! Foul villain! Cur! I bite my thumb at thee, you ugly motherfucker, so hasta la bye-bye, daddy-o!
Asmodeus:
Asmodeus: just tell me to fuck off like a normal child
#the mortal instruments#asmodeus#the shadowhunter chronicles#alec lightwood#the infernal devices#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#the last hours#magnus bane#the dark artifices#shadowhunters#cassandra clare#tsc
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જ⁀➴ love is stored in the insult of endearment trope ୧⍤⃝💐
#the shadowhunter chronicles#the infernal devices#jem carstairs#will herondale#the mortal instruments#malec#sizzy#rafael lightwood bane#alec lightwood#magnus bane#isabelle lightwood#brother zachariah#the#shadowhunters#ghosts of the shadow market#ke jian ming
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#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments#jace herondale#the dark artifices#alec lightwood#the wicked powers#cassandra clare#jace wayland
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Imogen Herondale being the only one who recognized Jace's birthmark was so significant to me, because she just knew. She hardly denied it. She was the first person who knew Jace was a Herondale and she only told him that his dad(Stephen) would be proud of him. Because although he might find out his true heritage later, he might not get to hear those words from any of his actual relatives if Imogen died, and he would consider others are lying. That was more important.
on my tmi reread I actually cried during that moment. I was so excited for it and it left me thinking about Imogen for longer than normal. She lived most of her life grieving and ice-cold because her family had been ruined. She was alone and only in her final moments she got to know that the Herondale name will live on after her. She got to look at her grandson properly. I can't imagine the regret she must've felt when she realized she'd been against him the whole time, not caring one bit about him.
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kit: when i was a young boy
kit: my father
kit: was a young boy
jem: is this another one of your teen dad jokes
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kit: when i was a young boy
kit: my father
kit: was a young boy
jem: is this another one of your teen dad jokes
#it is#the infernal devices#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#will herondale#kit herondale#brother zachariah#ke jian ming#the last hours#the wicked powers#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#jem carstairs#tessa gray#the dark artifices#mina carstairs
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✔️married with two kids in his early 20s
✔️much older, richer husband
✔️ live in husband's apartment
✔️ does the household chores (cleaning, washing dishes, etc)
you all...regret to say this...but i think alec is a tradwife
#he'd do numbers on tiktok tbh#alec lightwood#magnus bane#malec#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles
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the cohort: don't worry, we have emma carstairs at home
emma carstairs at home:
#the shadowhunter chronicles#emma carstairs#the dark artifices#the mortal instruments#zara dearborn#cassandra clare#shadowhunters
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what if jem's parents don't know he survived and refuse to move on thus spending their entire afterlife looking for their son bc they believed he died too huh what then
#call him nemo the way they can't find their son#the shadowhunter chronicles#jem carstairs#tessa gray#the mortal instruments#the infernal devices#brother zachariah#the dark artifices#mina carstairs#will herondale#kit herondale#ke wen yu#jonah carstairs#the last hours#ke jian ming#cassandra clare
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part 1 — part 2 — part 3 — part 4 —
part 5 (jem!edition) — part 6
#the mortal instruments#malec#alec lightwood#the infernal devices#jace herondale#maureen brown#malcolm fade#axel mortmain#tessa gray#hodge starkweather#elyaas#magnus bane#max lightwood bane#grace blackthorn#imogen herondale#the shadowhunter chronicles#the dark artifices#the last hours#chain of thorns
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"describe your fav ships" ok
#is this too specific#i feel like this is very specific#the shadowhunter chronicles#the dark artifices#malec#the mortal instruments#clary fairchild#jace herondale#clace#magnus bane#alec lightwood#sizzy#simon lewis#isabelle lightwood
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no i will not ever tolerate clace slander. y'all just don't get them like how i get them.
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
#the way I read CoLS right when it came out#and had to wait TWO YEARS for CoHF#middle school me didnt even have the energy to write fix its#i just cried
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Tessa: I just caught my toddler baptizing her barbie in the cat's waterbowl. Then, naturally, like one does, sucked all of the water out of the barbie's hair and did a nice refreshed "ahh!" afterwards.
#tessa gray#the infernal devices#the shadowhunter chronicles#jem carstairs#mina carstairs#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#the mortal instruments#will herondale#kit herondale#brother zachariah#the last hours#the dark artifices#jem x tessa#the wicked powers#ke jian ming#cassandra clare#lucie herondale#james herondale#you know how magnus says alec keeps surprising him#this but it's tessa's 4 kids always finding new ways to drive her insane
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tmi verse x onion headlines
part 1 — part 2 — part 3 — part 4 —
part 5 (jem!edition) — part 6
#jem carstairs#the infernal devices#tessa gray#will herondale#the shadowhunter chronicles#james herondale#charlotte branwell#henry branwell#brother zachariah#emma carstairs#mina carstairs#lucie herondale#ke jian ming#the dark artifices#the mortal instruments#the last hours#the wicked powers#jace herondale#jem x tessa#kit herondale
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Utterly love your tsc x onion headlines series.
thank u!! this validates me :) (love confession)
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