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oldisstrange · 7 months

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#age progression #satire #looking royal

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egophiliac · 3 months

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Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

#art #twisted wonderland #pokemon #poketwst #i'm trying not to pressure myself too much art-wise right now #but i would like to do more of the characters!#(especially considering this started with my insistence that malleus would have a dragapult)#gotta draw something i don't immediately hate first ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #ANYWAY enough art angst!#i'm not aiming for full teams or delving too deep into lore or anything #just one or two per character that i think fit!#i was pretty torn on leona for a while because pyroar is at once the obvious choice but also. not really?#(i did consider luxray and ultimately decided it doesn't really fit either)#but i kind of love Nasty Lionboy's Nasty Pyroar #i think there's probably some. like. ~royal tradition~ that they all bond with this one specific breeding line or whatever #and leona deliberately chose just the absolute worst one #took one look at this shitty rude pokemon and immediately went 'that one'#falena was like 'are...are you SURE' and leona cops an attitude like 'i'm choosing my OWN pokemon you're not my DAD'#as pyroar is actively attempting to eat him #actually it probably tried to eat kifaji first and that's when leona decided he liked it #me: this is just for funsies i'm not doing lore (writes a whole fanfic in the tags)

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skyberia · 1 year

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on the agency of puppets

#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #akechi goro #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #artists on tumblr #comic #drawings #alt text in image #p5r spoilers #alternatively ''on the agency of a protagonist'' but that doesn't flow as well #special thanks to: mads @twinkle-art for saying something that immediately gave me an enormous hell brainworm that inspired this #and also vada my friend vada who read over my script & then called me gay. and also told me it wasnt completely unintelligible #i cant look at this anymore. i hope it makes sense. i'm going to lie down. i'm passing away

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nerdpoe · 2 days

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A Favor for a Gift

Danny's new to the superhero scene, and he gets on rather well with Martian Manhunter.

He decides to give J'onn a gift, because he came across J'onn in a melancholy mood, and the Martian explained that he was homesick. Danny learned a lot about Mars and Martian culture, after telling him that he could vent to Danny if he wanted, and wants to do a little something to help J'onn out.

He goes to the Zone, searching for Martian ghosts to talk with. He finds Ghostwriter. Or rather, Ghostwriter finds him.

He proposes a deal.

He'll let Danny have two very old, very rare Martian books; but in exchange, Danny owes him. Big Time.

Danny....asks what the favor would be, cuz he's not about to agree to that without knowing what he's agreeing to.

Ghostwriter needs Danny to go enter into a Ghost Fighting Competition, the biggest in the Zone, because the prize is a book that not only does Ghostwriter not have, but the only copy of it's kind ever.

Danny agrees; he kicks ghost ass all the time, a fighting competition shouldn't be a problem. Pff. He'll be fine.

Okay he's a little nervous.

He pushes it down.

He gets one of the books early, as trade for even entering the competition in the first place, and rushes to give it to J'onn.

He's trying to psych himself up for the fight, but his intrusive thoughts keep making him remember the fights he's lost. He's just not good with stage fright! Fighting as a hero is one thing, but fighting in a competition is nervewracking!

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J'onn, getting a surface read of Phantom's mind, is concerned.

Due to Phantom being dead, not all of his thoughts are...legible. J'onn only gets flashes here or there, maybe emotions.

J'onn just got a flash of a coliseum, with stands filled to the brim, and another flash of Phantom losing in a fight.

Phantom is nervous.

Phantom, who's powers are so strong he can fight on equal footing with Superman, is nervous.

It is not the normal anxiety he can feel from the young ghost, it is something else.

Phantom tells him that he knows where another book is, he just needs to win it.

J'onn has heard of how Vicious Infinite Realms Ghosts can be, and it is reasonable to assume that Phantom being nervous is a direct result of a fight he knows he can't win.

A fight he's going to try to win anyways. For the sake of a book.

Phantom is worth more than a simple book.

Phantom disappears before J'onn can request that he not do that, leaving the Martian standing there with a book older than he is, with the knowledge that one of his friends is about to face...something. Some sort of danger.

And all J'onn can do is wait.

Naturally, he refuses to do that and calls the JLD to track down Phantom.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #royal rumble au #martian manhunter hunts down phantom #he is very worried about his ghostly friend #by the time jld gets him to the infinite realms he realizes he shouldn't be #he instead decides to watch the fights as moral support #he is very proud of phantom #look at him go beating up ghosts four to five times his size

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darwinsfinchesx · 9 months

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The moment of realization.

Red, White and Royal Blue (2023)

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porrigens · 10 months

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WOW!!!😚

#pegoryu #akiryu #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #ryuji sakamoto #sakamoto ryuji #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #WHAT ARE THEY LOOKING AT!#IDK!#futaba got them sushi #maybe #up to interpretation?#teehee

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yrsonpurpose · 8 months

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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE — Casey McQuiston, page 104

#rwrbedit #rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #rwrbgifs #mine*#firstprince #usernuria #usermaloune #usersteen #lgbtedit #lgbtq #yeah.gif #he talked the big talk at the gala just to be constantly man handled by henry #the way alex always has this shocked look on his face too #kills me every time

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omrarchive · 1 month

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cheekylittlepupp · 3 months

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The prettiest vampire rogue

#astarion #bg3 #astarion ancunin #baldur's gate 3 #mims posts ~#he looks so royal in blue #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate iii

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taichea · 2 months

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;; postcanon persona 5 designs but it’s just the girlies because ✨the girls✨ were too strong for me and i couldn’t handle their power

(but i hope i will soon … i will finish…)

#persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #persona 5 art #ren amamiya #goro akechi #ryuji sakamoto #yusuke kitagawa #persona 5 morgana #yuuki mishima #can you guees their major by just looking at them #the scarf IS SO BACK

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ahsokatanos-lightsabertechnique · 9 months

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Okay I love the new rwrb movie but it was kind of funny to me how much they toned it down. Like in the movie you have Alex gently tell Henry "we need to talk" when he confronts him, meanwhile, in the book:

#i love that silly chaotic short king #i mean #how can we forget about the time Alex looked Henry dead in the eye and called him an “obtuse fucking asshole” before saying he loved him #alex claremont diaz #i love them your honor #henry fox #henry fox mountchristen windsor #first prince #rwrb #rwrb movie #rwrb spoilers #rwrb movie spoilers #red white and royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #casey mcquiston

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largepeachicedtea · 9 months

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"i thought maybe next summer, we could come back here for like, a couple weeks."

#rwrb #rwrb movie #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #firstprince #rwrb movie spoilers #dailylgbtq #dailyflicks #filmtvcentral #my stuff #mlmsource #my gifs #aka a scene where tzp's beauty took my breath away are you KIDDING me look at him

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easyaesthetics · 5 months

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Shuake & tweets - Happy 11/20!!!

#I am an unapologetic prince outfit hater LMFAO #it did grow on me & I like it for its symbolism but I will nvr forget how excited I was to see his thief outfit when we entered the casino #and then saying ‘oh. that looks awful.’ ALOUD TO MYSELF IN MY ROOM HAHAHAHHA #I love him so much that I’m willing to overlook it tho <3 #IT NEEDS MORE RED!! the white looks so unbalanced 😭#anyway YEAH happy 11/20!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾 my second 11/20 in the fandom :)))#persona #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r #mine #akeshu #shuake #goro akechi #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #sae nijima

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torvagatai · 10 months

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Firstprince + textposts

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #rwrbmovie #firstprince #mine #rwrbtextpost #listen i watched the trailer several times to make these and alex's dumbassery stood out more and more each time #it's not going to be a perfect adaptation but it's looking like they've nailed alex's characterisation and that's all that matters to me

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hrhprincegalitzine · 6 months

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#nicholas galitzine #nicholasgalitzine #red white and royal blue #rwrb #gif #nick galitzine #he is always beautiful but he has never looked more beautiful than he does in this interview

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future-crab · 3 months

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It's been said before, it will be said again, but it's still worth saying: the fact that art centering on straight romance is allowed to just be bad, but art with queer romance in it always has to be indicative of A Serious Problem With the Way We Tell Queer Stories makes being a queer person making queer art deeply stressful

#just saw smthing about red white and royal blue #and like i never watched/read that one so maybe everything ppl say about it is true #and i never watched heartbreaker or love simon so maybe those ones are also genuinely a sign of a serious problem #but idk. the fact that this happens every damn time makes me think that maybe queer stories are being held to different standards #and it's exhausting writing stuff while having a chorus of voices in the back of my head saying i'm misrepresenting my own identities and #making the whole community look bad by writing mediorcre romance #and knowing that even though i'm neither straight nor a girl there WILL be ppl calling me a straight girl fetishizing queer relationships #lgbt #queer community #writer stuff #idk what else to tag this #asexual #bisexual #nonbinary #venttag

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