Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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hobie ‼️💥💥💥
[ID: A colourful sketchy page of Hobie Brown (also known as Spider Punk) from Across the Spiderverse. There are five main drawings, with some faint sketches around the sides. The top left is of Spider Punk hunched over, intensely strumming on his guitar; there are red lines behind him that follow the action down and a kind of broken yellow-orange halo around the spikes on his head. The top right figure is of Hobie unmasked coloured in reddish-grey monotone with his right hand held out over his guitar which he holds in in left hand; his shadow turns into a red star behind him. The bottom left is of SpiderPunk with a haughty expression on his mask, looking back with his back to the viewer, wearing red jeans that blend into black platform boots; there are danger lines emanating from his head and the 'Friendly Neighbourhood Spider Man' logo from his jacket to the immediate left of his figure. Beside him to his right is another smaller fullbody drawing of SpiderPunk, pulling the finger with his right hand and holding his left hand out under a spinning guitar. The bottom right has chest up drawings of SpiderPunk and Spiderman India next to each other, with a speech bubble from Hobie that has a picture of a brick with some text over and under it that says "This crystal will / Align a racist's chakra". Pavitr's smiling eyes can be seen through his mask and he is saying lmao. End ID]
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what the water gave me by florence + the machine but it's jay and nya
But oh, my love, don't forget me
When I let the water take me
im editing this post to put a fixed version here bc i dont like the one i posted but i kept it up for too long
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The Bat kids trying to do more civilian things to be less suspicious. But Steph ends up being the one to plan everything, leading to them all ending up doing things from a “25+ Things Your Teenage Daughter Can Do For Fun” webpage.
Duke: “Ok so number 12 says get your ears pierced.”
Dick: “I know a place!”
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Tim and Cass: *looking at earrings*
Damian: “Richard are you sure this establishment is… sanitary?”
Jason: “Oh is the great blood son afraid of a,” glances at store name, “Claire’s?”
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Panic Attack
(QUICK THING BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE- I added an aftermath to the last comic that is kinda needed to properly understand this one, & just in case some of y'all haven't seen it, just go to "←prev" down below and it should be properly linked up )
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I like to think that, while Leo has seen & helped Donnie through panic attacks before, Donnie has rarely, if ever seen Leo go through a panic attack; hence why he is unsure what would be best to help Leo right now. so he does what he knows how to; relay information and facts. His voice helps ground Leo through it.
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I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if you’ve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or you’re trans.
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