my bf said he is not buying me every volume of jjk manga, no one talk to me

"surprisingly way stronger than he looks"

felt so gaslit by uncle rick due to the increased number of pearls in ep, 6 that i had to consult the ancient texts (my beat up pjo boxed set that’s survived three moves, four exes, and a hurricane)

You were made in the image of the angel.

That’s what Rollo believes when he spots you, a speckle of light, amongst your tainted peers. You’re truly captivating to him; one so untouched by all the disgusting, dark miasma that swarms you, swirling it’s depraved fingers through your hair.

Despite magic’s presence in your life, it’s never taken root inside of you. For that, you are beautiful; the antithesis to the wicked fae that he so loathed.

He should have known Malleus would try to corrupt you. The dragon was alluring: dark tresses spilling around his broad shoulders, his piercing green eyes, and those magnificent horns upon his head. As gorgeous and charismatic as the fallen angel himself; that was what made him so dangerous.

It’s not your fault you gave into Malleus’ temptation. Rollo knows even he could have strayed from his righteous path had he been less disciplined than he was.

Still, he can’t end the burning rage when he sees the way you’ve been seduced by that man, the mark he’s begun to leave upon you.

He calms himself for a moment.

He’ll have to deal with it. For every drop of himself that Malleus has put into you, Rollo will have to cleanse you by doing the same.

Every kiss, every nip at your neck, every skirting of hands across your thighs will need to be replaced with a touch of his own, that of a pious man.

He’s sure you’ll understand - it’s only the price to pay for salvation.

i just finished catching up w TBB s2 and I'm having the ✨feels✨, but I'm too bz rn so I'm resurrecting these old delusional SpecForce 99 arts circa 2021 instead :,)

idk but saying tyler being a manipulative serial killer means he can’t be with wednesday is genuinely so funny to me like baby this is the addams family we’re talking about. being a manipulative serial killer should put him at the top of the viable choices for wednesday list.

charm point: his nose scrunches :)

🫐🐥🫶

what can i say guys i’m a sucker for toxic yaoi (i’m perpetually single and i cry to car seat headrest)

inko doing izuku's laundry and going ??? when she sees that skull shirt like surely she would remember if she had bought sth like that!

inko and mistuki constantly bringing laundry over because their boys keep swapping or getting dirty and thus in need of fresh clothes aoughh

*shaking fist at sky* CLOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

oh i forgot. happy pride month

Rural kids in eastern Poland in late 00s listened to more american gangsta rap than picrew icon tumblr users. I can tell you that

✅moved to the suburbs

✅successfully used a grill for the first time, without burning down the neighborhood OR my food

im on track for Suburban Dad Life, what else should i add.. maybe watering the lawn in board shorts? wave unnecessarily cheerfully when people drive past? im new 😔

fuck cops but i need his ass arrested

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