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he/it | INTP (like abed nadir!!)i do make fanart but i take forever to post so just bare with me dawgs
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me and @sillygoofyqueer coming to the realisation the venn diagrams where invented in the city we’re from as we’re sat making a venn diagram about comedy duos and gay ships
#currently thinking about how many memey venn diagrams have been made#thats our heritage#venn diagram#funny stuff#we’re british#sad face#not to like dox ourselves or anything#parkour
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I feel like there are two kinds of male smiths enjoyers
#n dawg if you think yur tom get away from me#HAHA#i have some passionate takes on 500 days of summer#perks of being a wallflower#i resonate with charlie to such a great extent#500 days of summer#kms#parker talks movies#the smiths
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cool. cool cool cool.
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Untitled.
i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason
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local vet adopted a cat
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yo thank yu for the tag B))
pressed olive green
pigeons, mothman and rats
(i havent had an icecream in YEARS) but probably chocolate
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@sillygoofyqueer @mcrizzystardust @neil-perrys-glasses @confused-bat 😦
A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:
~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.
~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.
~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.
Mine are:
~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.
Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)
@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just
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Hell yeah, your music choices are sick B)
My friend is trying to get me into some mid west emo music, pretty good stuff so far.
AHH thanks dawg B)
Midwest emo is sick i would not be where i am today (therapy) without it.
Genuinely though there are some really good bands and bangers in the genre and im happy to hear yur getting into it 😌🙏
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fanks 4 the tag teehee
finding my biggest, BADDEST playlist for this B)
1. Someone Somewhere Somehow - Super Whatevr
2. Two Beers In - Free Throw
3. The Place Where He Inserted The Blade - Black Country, New road
4. Tigers Jaw - Heart to Gold
5. Alison - Slowdive
6. Acolyte - Slaughter Beach, Dog
7. Mephisto’s Waltz - Benches
8. Happy News for Sadness - Car Seat Headrest
9. Jus’ Tired - Car Seat Headrest
10. The Pull - The Microphones
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@sillygoofyqueer @mcrizzystardust @neil-perrys-glasses @confused-bat
🤍 Shuffle Playlist Game 🤍
tagged by no one, but it sounded fun so...
Rules: you can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put a playlist on shuffle, list the first 10 songs and then tag people!
Journey to Skyhold - Trevor Morris
My New Swag - Bwood
Vi, the Piltover Enforcer (Here Comes Vi) - LOL, Nicky Taylor
Calm Down - Krewella
Voices - Hidden Citizens, Vanessa Campagna
The Look - Lord Of The Lost, Blümchen
Burn It Down - E.P.O., Veronica Bravo
Watermelon Sugar - Harry Styles
Yosemite (Song For The Ahwahnechee) - Iniko
EVERYDAY ANYONE - N O M I N A L
tagging @yamitay @classyinternetmango @fmd-art :3
(but feel free to disregard the tag if you don't want to play! <3 )
#i should mention im a midwest emo#i only listen to sad songs sorry dawgs#with like a few exceptions being old 60s love songs
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im talking ab the age of s&m book 🙏🙏
Steve purcell didnt make this awesome ass cover for the s&m sketch book just for yall to abbreviate sam & max to snm
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i live in a world where despite having been a MASSIVE sam and max fanatic for years i am unable to buy a max plushie lmfao
#it actually makes me so angry cuz like i am WILLING to spend £30 on a max plushie#(shipping from uncute to uk requires a minimum order of £100!!)#(its been like that for at least three years!!)#also like all the max plushies on ebay are minimum £100#its a cruel world guys.#sam and max#max plush#sad face
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Steve purcell didnt make this awesome ass cover for the s&m sketch book just for yall to abbreviate sam & max to snm
#REAL LMFAO#yeah but also like isnt it a play on title for sadomasichm#sobbing#please dont start abbreviating sam and max so sadomasochism guys#its funny cuz like apparently quite a handful of people bought the book not realising it was a sam and max book#crying#age of sam and max#sam and max#reblog 😨
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when the unhealthy homoromantic friendship got yu that bad your therapist had to treat your separation like a bereavement and is teaching you coping mechanisms for grief
#dawgs dont get into situationships with your closest friend you’ve ever had it dont end well#LMAO#i have to laugh otherwise i might completely break down#LMFAO#(im afraid i’ll never find someone who will love me unconditionally because im too much to handle)#HAHA WHAT PARKER’S GETTING EMOTIONAL ON MAIN??#(im afraid that i’m not only unlovable but also that i will inevitably ruin any relationship i form)#WHAT THE FUUUUCKKK#THIS IS SO CRINGE#(i’m completely delusional and the more i keep repressing this shit the further i regress into my head)#WOOOAH GET A GRIP DUDE????#(i can’t cope with this type of stuff)#parker spews his troubles connecting emotionally and romantically and platonically and just generically with people#sorry guys i am cringe feel free to ignore this
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why.
I cannot explain my reasonings but only hope you can spare me your trust in them
#what the fuck do you mean#‘why.’#riddling me with your obscure words#i wouldve rather yu’d just call me a slur#now you just lead me to question everything#parkour#asks
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yay thanks for the tag
this is like a question perfectly designed for me (i never shut up about my interests)
1. Community (obviously)
2. The entirety of the Sam and Max franchise, from the lore to actual facts about it’s existence i have and will continue to blab my mouth off about it.
3. Cryptozoology, i once wrote a four page illustration about mothman for school, plus i’ve been working on a comic since 2022 about cryptids, i also used to sit up at night and research about cryptozoology (my fav is the kelly-hopkinsville goblin and the ahool)
4. Movies, specific films but also like cinematography, directing choices and effective writing within them. i love movies,,, a lot.
5. Queer subtext in media (its a fun passtime of mine)
tagging only @sillygoofyqueer because i know no other users off by heart
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
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literally how dare you fucking ask me this because you know how difficult this is going to be to answer.
this is purely based on what initially comes to mind and not ranked in a particular order
Juno
About Time
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Lego Movie
About a Boy
Saw 2004
Kingsman: Secret Service
I have loads of favourites movies also i just watched all the lotr movies and the death grip they have on me rn is incredible so honourable mention
i dont really know who to tag becuz i never remember usernames but no pressure to respond @confused-bat @neil-perrys-glasses + literally anyone else
Top 7 Comfort Films
Thanks for the tag @almost-born-in-1893 and @fandomsmeantheworldtome!
These are in no particular order:
1. Labyrinth
2. Les Choristes
3. The Girl Next Door
4. Bill
5. Rocketman
6. Big Hero 6
7. Goodnight Mr Tom
Honourable mention for Saltburn because it’s not necessarily a comfort film but I’m obsessed with it right now and the only thing I can think about is watching it over and over again!
I’ll tag @spineless-lobster @a-poetic-cosmos and anybody else who fancies it (absolutely no pressure!) ☺️
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everyone who watches Lord of the Rings and claims Frodo was whiny has clearly never been on a DofE expedition
#is this too specific#dofe is an exclusively british thing i think#basically its an award you work for because it looks good on work and college applications#but it requires you to go on a multiple day hiking trip which is notoriously traumatic#okay haha now laugh at my joke#it was funny#lord of the rings#lotr#frodo baggins#i literally love that little freak so much#can i tag dofe#dofe#BAHA IT HAS A TAG#fml#giggling
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