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levitiquee · 14 days

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I was thinking. I was thinking what it would be like if you confessed to Levi. Because like...my bro will literally PANIC. I mean sure. He's a pretty man. Girl's are always clinging onto him. Love confessions are a daily thing. Random sappy letters or gifts left on his desk from people he doesn't even know. But then it's you. Nuh uh. Nope. Because you're so perfect to him right? You're pretty and smart and confident and you're so fun to be around but he's so fucking grumpy. Why on earth would you like him? He's just glad he exists in the same world you do, damn he's fucking grateful. And you're even friends with him, you spend so much time with him what else would he want from you right? He wants many many many things from you but he will not think about that.

Imagine you liking him. No? What? But then you're in his office and you're telling him you have something important to tell him but then you start saying things that he literally cannot comprehend why would you like him what do you mean you like him you're insane you're confused what the hell are you talking about? Levi would straight up go “No, you don’t.” with the deadest expression when you finally tell him you like him. He panics okay. DEADASS. There’s no other way to say it. He’s like all cool and calm and composed and he’s staring at you with blank gray eyes and inside he’s like wtfwtwfwtfdoirunawayiwannarunawaywhatdoidoineedfoureyestodealwiththiswtf Avoids you for the rest of the day…or life. You will have to go to the most insane extent to get him to speak to you again (With a little bullying from Hange) and talk about it. Because he’ll refuse to talk about it and pretend it never happened. When you do confront him to talk about it and like clear things though, he’s like…’’Okay’’. Absolute dumbfuck. (He will never never never ever directly admit his feelings for you, BUT you'll know it's a yes because he will slowly, carefully, cautiously slid his fingers between yours and squeeze your hand. Just. ever. so. slightly.)

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livelaughlovesubs · 7 days

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No joke now, Raphael has the best reason to hate Beelzebub. That man tries to eat him whenever they meet! I’d be scared too! But I find it so funny cuz- the other seraphim’s are like

: I hate Satan cuz (maybe) he ruined my plan of murdering Solomon’s descendant.

: I hate Levi cuz his coffin is too tough.

Then we have Rara: I hate beel cuz he tried to eat me, multiple times ;-;

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cosmicjoke · 4 months

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Why in God's name are so many people on this site obsessed with Levi's sexuality? What the fuck difference does it make to anything? I swear, I'm this close to turning off anon asks, because nobody will shut up about it. Stop projecting. Just because you're obsessed with your own sexuality doesn't mean everyone and everything has to be like you in order to have value. I think that's the thing that pisses me off the most. These people only seem to care whether Levi likes men or women, and nothing else about his character is worth discussing or caring about. He's literally just an avatar to them, to use as a stand-in for themselves or as a stand-in for their fantasies. Fucking write your own OC if seeing yourself "represented" is so important to you.

Anyway, I've got some news for these people. Levi is an ideal man. He isn't really like anybody. He represents the hero archetype within the story of "Attack on Titan", and so few people in reality are actually heroes. How many of us would actually be willing to do what Levi does? Give up our entire life for the sake of others? Give ourselves over completely to the dreams of others? Live our life entirely for others? He's more like what people should strive to be, rather than what they are. It makes him not so much relatable in terms of us seeing ourselves in him, but more so relatable in being what we all wish we could be.

Certainly, some qualities of Levi's may be relatable, such as his social awkwardness, his difficulty expressing himself in words, his violent temper, etc... But the core of him, the essence of who he is, is idyllic. The depth of his compassion and selflessness, that's what matters most about Levi. That's what defines him. Not whether he's sexually attracted to men or women. But not many people can claim for themselves that level of empathy and generosity, so instead they latch on to what they can relate to. They become obsessed with whether Levi is queer or not, and if he's not, then apparently he isn't worth shit.

Anyway, yeah, I've just had it with these idiots. Stop asking me about Levi's sexuality. I don't care what it is. We don't know what it is, and it doesn't matter. Stop acting like you do know. You don't. It shouldn't ever matter to anyone. The fact you think it does, the fact it's the obviously most essential and important aspect of his character to you (even though it's a completely irrelevant and unknown aspect of his character), shows your own, inherent bias. You're unable to accept anyone who isn't like you. You have to make every character into yourself. Just stop. It's unbearably tedious and stupid.

#Levi Ackerman #attack on titan #shingkei no kyojin #ranting and raving #done with this shit

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ccrisntok · 9 months

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requests part 3 🤯🤯

Teruko still has the passion to fight it, while David has accepted his fate (even though Teruko could def break out of that grip if she really tried...) Thanks for the request @welpuu!! Your art is awesome!!!

Nico didn't do anything wrong!! They just wanted to do some Ace cosplay!!! (Thank you for the request @weightedblankettt, I LOVE UR SWAP AU SM!!)

Two very different approaches to teaching your gf how to skate <3 (Thanks for the request anon, drawing Arei in this was super hard for some reason. like her legs fucked me up. they still look weird 😭)

two jareis in a row!! look at them. aueueueuadkjasl.love. (thanks for the request anon <33) (there was another jarei request given immediately after this but i think I'll do that one with the next batch, or as a stand-alone drawing later)

i like the colors in this. also i don't know how to draw Syobai looking in love. old men yaoi but they hate each other. fun ship though, thanks anon ✨

god they are my everything (i say this at every drdt ship). ahhhh these two would have been so cute. like Xander was MADE to be Terukos best boy throughout the game. why didn't they get that. they deserved it. a person whos doomed by fate and someone who fights to change fate. a person who cant help but hurt those around them and someone who wants to help everyone around them. goooodddd I'm on the floor. thank you @delightfullydiscordant.

Swap! Acey Wacy. he is so not a good person. he's so mean. and insecure. like look at him with a hint of judgment he will have a breakdown. (this is a design from my little swap au thing btw. so is the next request) thanks @numberoneacestan for the request <33

they mean sm to me. i feel like they aren't friends at all but Levi would die for him (and everyone else, bc. its levi. but with Teruko's chapter 1 genuine care for others.) thanks @tired-writer-in-progress for the... request? i think thats what that was? if not i drew it anyway <3

requests are open for a tiny bit longer, since schools abt to start up again where i am lol

#drdt #drdt fanart #ace markey #levi fontana #eden tobisa #arei nageishi #j moreno #teruko tawaki #xander matthews #requests #dies #david cheim #syobai hashimoto #mikado sannoji #drdt spoilers #bc of my xanruko or whatever rant shdajhaf

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levmada · 2 months

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it’s so funny to me how the smartpass stories portray levi as a ‘tea enthusiast’ like 2 separate times when it’s actually the most autistic infodumping ever /pos.

one time, levi is stuck in a shop with a reporter cuz it’s raining. he kind of hates it at first bc he thinks the reporter is more of a gossip collector. but the instant he asks levi what he’s drinking levi is explaining in great detail where tea leaves are being grown, how they’re cultivated and how it affects the food supply for LITERALLY hours.

he wants the reporter to make a story about what matters here. he’s like ‘tea grown at high elevations are higher quality and these elevations are around the capitol but bc of the high demand for the lazy rich and no opportunity in the wider market, the land that could go to growing food-‘ etc

he gets trapped there in the early afternoon and can’t leave until after dark.

another time, original levi squad are perturbed bc of some tea the MP are urgently looking to repossess bc it’s ‘inedible’. levi is like: well aCtUAlLY these leaves are better than what we usually get because even a mule can tell it tastes better when [MOST DETAILED TEA STEEPING DIRECTIONS IMAGINABLE] but also because [INSERT INTRICACIES OF TEA LEAF SHAPE HERE] and i don’t see anything wrong with them because [INSERT METICULOUS STIRRING AND LEAF INSPECTION].

#levi considers tea not only his favorite ‘food’ but his hobby and that’s so important to me #he’s just a little guy #k just wanna sit down and listen to him rant about it #levi ackerman #levi aot #snk levi #levi.thoughts

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devildomwriter · 4 months

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“So then Crowe was…was developed…by the Three-Legged Crow… And I thought he was my friend…and that we REALLY got along… Like, he remembered the date that tickets were going on sale for the Noroizaka666 live concert. They’re like my favorite group right now—I’m a BIG fan. And not only did he remember, he ALSO asked me if I wanted to buy tickets, and then at the exact second they went live, he was like “Tickets are now on sale. Would you like to call the ticket agency?” I thought for sure that Crowe must love Noroizaka666 too, which made me really happy, so I figured we could both go together. It was crazy hard, but I managed to secure two tickets for us, and I told him that the concert was going to be great and I couldn’t wait to go with him. We had this magical sort of friendship…or at least I thought we did, but now I…I don’t know! Did any of it mean any taught?! Ughhhh, do you know what it’s like to suddenly find out that your friend is actually a piece of technology?! I’ve never felt so miserable in my entire life…!”

— Leviathan (Chapter 47-11)

#one of Levi’s longest rants in the game #obey me leviathan #obey me leviathan quotes #obey me quotes #obey me quote of the day #obey me chapter 47

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l3viat8an · 7 months

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I feel like Levi would hate impractical uniforms and armor in Anime.

Because, like, yeah, he is an otaku, and it is fan service. I still feel like he would absolutely hate the impracticality of heels on armor.

He was a general! He knows how important the type of clothing you wear during fighting.

I can see it going both ways, but I feel like it's more plausible for him to hate impractical armor

Pls share your wisdom. Oh, obsessed one🙏

Levi definitely loves fan service too much to complain all the time-

Like it’s more 50/50 he gets it characters have to look good and everybody loves a good uniform!!!!

But the other 50 he’s ranting about it; nobody would be moving like that in a dress uniform!! That’s why it’s called a dress uniform!! It’s for dressing up, showing off, an example of your rank and the honor you hold. But the right uniform wouldn’t look as hot so they just ignore that!!!-

Levi just goes on ‘n on- waving his hands around and huffing about how dumb it is-

#then there’s the whole rant Levi goes into whenever he has to make one of those silly- not actually correct uniforms for a cosplay-#mumbling under his breath the whole time about how none of it is actually accurate and he’s not gonna be able to move in it let alone fight!#ro rambles #and the ‘oh obsessed one’ made me wheeze- I think about other characters kshsjshs Lmao #obey me!#obey me levi #om! leviathan

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rainofthetwilight · 27 days

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geo's actually so down bad for cole I'M CRYINFHRJDJRJ

#yeah it's normal to stare at a picture of your *friend* while remembering him and how he holds ur hand and how he looks at you so happily #and lovingly. while also ranting abt how great he is #no homosexuality detected 👍#ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago #ninjago spoilers #levi's ted talks

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caffeinatedcambion · 7 months

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A rant no one probably cares about, but I'm too mad to think straight so I'm just gonna scream into the void here.

I love Fear and Hunger, I love the second one even more specifically because of how much love has gone into the characters and their stories. I feel invested in all of them and have found that each contestant has a story we can relate to in some way. It makes the cost of losing teammates so much higher and hurt so much more when it happens.

Don't get me wrong, I love the memes and jokes, but I'm so sick of that gross part of the fandom that disrespects Marina's identity and existence as a woman. I'm tired of the SAME transphobic jokes all the fucking time. Marina was not designed to be your meme or your fetish material. Miro did a pretty dang good job with her story and made it into something FOR the trans community to find comfort and similarities in as far as trauma and accepting yourself.

I feel the same way when jokes are made at Levi's expense being a heroine addict. Speaking as someone who lost a sibling to heroin addiction, it's not fucking funny to call him a "crackhead". Or the jokes about Daan being a pdfile. Childish behavior honestly.

#fear and hunger #funger #f&h daan #f&h termina #fear and hunger: termina #f&h levi #f&h marina #rant #can you be normal PLEASE?

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antiromanticbaby · 8 months

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Kingdoms - Obey Me TSL

[✧] ー Have you ever wondered how each kingdom in the Tale of Seven Lords looks? Part 2 of my TSL rants <3 all of them will come with the tag #♡ ┊ tsl rants by pk.

[✧] ー extra: Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, Luke and even Solomon's places are mentioned too :)

The Main Three:

♡ ┊ There are three empires over all. Where angels, the holy creatures of light reside, is named Aurum. And where the Demons, creatures of darkness and sin reside, is named Sumbra. And then there is the land of humans, the place were creatures hold both darkness and light within themselves, known as Equilibrium.

♡ ┊ Aurum is ruled by a group of higher up angels named 'Father'. That father doesn't exist, but many believe it to do, especially the humans of Equilibrium. Some of the angels are known of these dark truths, and flee. The angel Simeon and the young angel in training Luke are two examples of the ones who flee, and live in Sumbra. The kingdom of demons, Sumbra, has one main Emperor, known as the King of Lords. That is where Lord Diavolo stands. That part of Sumbra is pretty much like a capital and has its own dukes, counts, etc. The roles are mostly based on Ars Goetia, much like Duke Barbatos. There are six kingdoms in Sumbra, ruled over by the seven overlords.

♡ ┊ And last but not the least is Equilibrium. The main king is King Solomon the wise, but the king himself is not seen much and is only named in stories. King Solomon the wise has disguised himself as a traveller between the three worlds and is known as a sorcerer.

Lord of Corruption:

♡ ┊ The Lord of Corruption's kingdom is by far, the coldest. Full of tall mountains and snow, and corrupted shadows. It is as if clouds are always looming over the kingdom throughout the daytime, and it's very rare for the people to see the sun. Nights are usually clear, but the shadows are ever lasting. The people in Lord of Corruption's domain are known for their harsh exterior but soft hearts, and they're very good when it comes to taming and controlling others. People are mostly wearing warm clothing, and they're very formal.

Lord of Fools:

♡ ┊ A deserted area, but full of glory. Imagine ancient Egypt, but make it eve more magical and elegant. The weather is usually hot, even in winters. As I stated in my other post, I like to imagine that his kingdom has multiple mines of gold and diamond, and many palaces like ancient middle eastern asian countries. The people are known for their good trades and they have connections all over Sumbra, some having connections in Equilibrium too. While Lord of Shadow's domain is good at training knights and war, Lord of Fool's domain is known for their wealth and connection, which makes them very scary.

Lord of Shadow:

♡ ┊ A fantasy kingdom, surrounded by water. The weather is amazing, if you enjoy being around seas a lot. Most of the people have their own sea pets and are great swimmers. I've once read that Levi trained and lead soldiers in wars, and so, I believe his kingdom in the TSL series is also good at training knights. The best knights in Sumbra are trained in Lord of Shadow's domain and have a badge that indicates that they've been trained there. They have huge troops of soldiers for wars and are known for their shape shifting abilities.

Lord of Masks:

♡ ┊ Have you ever seen pictures of magical forests where elves live? Where fairies fly around freely and magical animals walk around? That's the vibes I get when I think of the Lord of Masks. Also, many mystical animals are there. From golden deers to six eyed cats. The weather can be like rainy forests in summer, or as cold as the night in a desert. The whole kingdom, overall, gives cottagecore vibes. The people are known for their talent in plays and theatres. And if you want to read a good book, the best writers are from Lord of Masks' territory.

Lord of Lechery:

♡ ┊ Again another kingdom within mountains, but unlike Lord of Corruption's kingdom, Lord of Lechery's kingdom has warmer weather and more colorful flowers. Lord of Lechery's kingdom, or Asmo's kingdom, is also home to colorful birds and creatures that can live in mountains. Mostly birds though. The people are known for their fashion and amazing taste in colors. They're not that strong when it comes to war and magic, unlike Lord of Masks or Lord of Shadows, but the kingdom is supported by many. Many of the people don't see a reason for war either, why fight when all the other kingdoms love them and their lines of clothing?

Lord of Flies and Lord of Emptiness:

♡ ┊ The kingdom of sun and moon, the empire of light and dark. Where the skies are truly a sight and miracles happen. The kingdom is huge enough that it has been divided to two sides: The Sun, The Moon. This kingdom attracts many tourists, because sun and moon co-exist, they see each other everyday and even if they move, they're still together in the sky (which makes a very beautiful sight).

♡ ┊ Much like the kingdom itself, the people also have two sides. But that doesn't make them 'bad'. They have very delicious food and galaxy themed art. Things you can never find in other places of the world. There many accurate fortune tellers there and people who can read stars for multiple purposes, not just finding their way. The weather depends on where you are, the part dedicated to Lord of Flies? Pretty warm. Mind you, flies do exist there, and they adore the temperature. The part dedicated to Lord of Emptiness? You might need a blanket or too, but don't worry, it's not as cold of Lord of Corruption's domain.

These have been done for RP purposes. Shoot a message if you'd like to rp <;3 what should the next part be? wedding traditions? souvenirs? [Part 1]

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levitiquee · 7 months

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I was ranting to my friends (not anime watchers) about Levi and one of my friends got annoyed and was like, "WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HIM, WHAT DOES HE EVEN HAVE?!" So I was like, "YES BECAUSE WHAT DOES HE NOT HAVE?!"

AND MY OTHER FRIEND JUST CASUALLY PIPES IN LIKE

"A leg. Two fingers. An eye. Height."

"Oh don't forget, youth. Dudes like 40 years old."

"He doesn't have a mom either. Didn't he lose his best friend too? His whole squad :0"

"I think the better question is, indeed, what does he have?"

And I'm just sitting here like...

Uh.

WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATHS DO I HANG AROUND WITH???? 😭😭😭

#levi rant #levi rambles #aot #levi ackerman #levi #levi heichou #captain levi #snk #levi thoughts

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livelaughlovesubs · 3 months

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I did something

#nini!rant #whb #what in hell is bad #whb meme #what in hell is bad meme #memes idk bro #leviathan whb #whb leviathan #whb Levi

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leviismybby · 7 months

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Just a quick little PSA, please, do NOT send me anonymous asks about ships or complaints about ships that bother you. I do not ship anyone and ships don't interest me. Generally just no hate for any ship related thing, OC x character, character x character and self-shipping, I don't want that on my blog, respect each other and let people do what they want.

I answered that one anon because they were a troll going around bothering Levi blogs and writers for no reason. I got that same ask sent to me three times and I got pissed and tired which is why I answered it and let them have it. I am more than aware that not all shippers are like that, people can ship what they want. I am moots with people who ship what they want and how they want because these are FICTIONAL CHARACTERS AND PEOPLE NEED TO LEAVE OTHERS ALONE.

As I wrote in my pinned post, I am a ship-free blog and I do not have time for ship wars or negativity in a safe space that I have created on here and I want all of my followers to feel safe and comfortable. Especially since I am an x reader blog.

Thank you. :)

#Just a bit of rant #Send me Levi thirsts insted #Those are always welcome

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cinyemina · 2 months

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gojo vs Levi? wh's better i think gojo

Here we go again with the Levi vs Gojo circus.

Seriously, people need to find better hobbies than arguing over who is the fictional alpha male of the week.

It is like a never ending loop of pointless bickering that achieves absolutely zilch.

People just can't seem to appreciate both Levi and Gojo without turning it into a high stakes showdown.

Because, enjoying two characters for their individual awesomeness is apparently too much to ask for in this day and age.

Why settle for enjoying Gojo's flashy antics and Levi's badass Titan-slaying skills when you can waste precious energy pitting them against each other like contestants in a never ending popularity contest?

It is like watching a bunch of toddlers argue over who gets the shiniest toy in the sandbox.

This whole Gojo vs Levi debacle is nothing but a circus act fueled by the fragile egos of fanboys and fangirls who can't handle the idea that maybe, just maybe, there's more than one cool character in anime

To all you tireless warriors of the keyboard, endlessly duking it out over this meaningless drivel, here's a novel idea: maybe try stepping outside once in a while. You know, get some fresh air, meet some real people – it might just do wonders for your perspective.

🙄

#anime #levi #levi ackerman #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #animanga #manga #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #rant post

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levmada · 7 months

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are you fucking kidding me /pos

#seriously aot is the only manga where theres a character that you collect smiles from like secret collectables #HE'S MICRO SMILING OKAY #hes listening to armin rant and rave about exploring the world #LOOK AT HIS CUTE LITTLE PAINFULLY HOPEFUL FACE #IT LOOKS LIKE HES ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IM NEVER RECOVERING #ive never seen this one before okay...have mercy #levi ackerman #kane reads #aot #aot levi

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lainoclock · 2 months

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so i know that in the upcoming update for termina, miro is going to add a harder difficulty for people who think the regular difficulty is too easy. i think it would be awesome if there was a difficulty (almost akin to the masochist difficulty?) where whatever character you play as, you only have the amount of time they have before they would regularly moonscorch. so for example, if you play as levi then you have to complete your run before day two evening. or to make things even more difficult, you have until day one noon to beat the game as abella. it would definitely be more unfair for characters like abella compared to someone like marina who moonscorches on day three night, but i think it would be a fun challenge.

this probably will never become a thing, but i like the concept of a difficulty where our time depends on what character we play. it would definitely make it more on par to the concept of moonscorching, for sure!

#fear and hunger termina #fear and hunger #funger #funger termina #mini rant #game idea #levi fear and hunger #fear and hunger abella #marina fear and hunger #moonscorching #rpg maker #termina #lainoclock post

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