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Helluva Boss Beelzebub inviting WHB-Beel and OM-Beel to party but it just ends with WHB-Beel getting wasted on beelzejuice and OM-Beel eating all the cotton candy
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angelltheninth · 5 months
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Guess the Taste of Me
Pairing: Beelzebub x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, blowjob, flavored condoms, banter, taste testing, fingersucking, playful Beelzebub
Word count: 1k
A/N: I know one of his things is scent but I really wanted to do this one first.
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"Have you ever had one of these?" Beelzebub rose up from his spot on your bed and nuzzled his cheek against your, interrupting your reading. You locked eyes on his mischievous green ones and looked at the box he was holding. It was a colorful one, pretty big too.
"Flavored condoms?" Something you've seen around a lot, but you've never reached for those before. The usual ones tended to do the trick for you if you wanted to avoid pregnancy. "No. Have you?"
"Not yet." He grinned as he leaned in closer and eased the book out of your hand, "Wanna do a taste test with me?" The box shook in front of your face, almost like he was tempting you to open it.
You glanced at the clock, almost midnight. "Are you trying to make me late for work tomorrow? Just cause you don't have to work doesn't mean us humans don't, Beel." His head tilted with a smirk, his tongue already wetting his lips and he shook the box again, "You're insufferable. Just a few."
"Fuck yeah!" He threw the box at you, and his shirt right after, careful not to snag it on his horn, "Let's make it a little more interesting shall we babe?" With a snap of his fingers he manifested a blindfold, winked at you and then tied it around his eyes, "Take your pick."
You giggled at his enthusiasm, and popped the box open, the colorful packages falling out beside you. "Okay, then..." You picked one at random, looked at the flavor and then tore it open. Beelzebub perked up at the sound of the foil tearing, "Open up for me pretty boy." Said pretty boy was already breathing hard in anticipation and drooling, mouth open for your fingers to slide in. You pushed your index and middle finger past his lips, which immediately closed around you and sucked your fingers in deeper.
His whole body rocked back and forth as he moaned, cock visibly tenting the front of his pants, "Grapes." He guessed correct but didn't stop sucking. Holy shit he was hot like that, mouth closed around you, unwilling to let go. But he had to, it was your turn. Beelzebub huffed out in protest when you pulled away and threw the wet condom to the side.
"That was really hot." You confessed as you took the blindfold too. The moment his eyes were uncovered you saw the lust in them, his pupils leaving only a thin ring of green, which was so much darker now then before. The blindfold wasn't the only thing that came off however, so did his pants and boxers, all quickly kicked away from the bed. "Do you want me to..."
"No, it's alright. We can just taste test tonight. I took them off cause it felt like my dick was gonna explode." He groaned as he wrapped his hand around it, hoping to revive it a little. "Your turn babe."
You heard him curse when you tied the blindfold, leaned against the wall and opened your mouth. Like him you couldn't help but get excited at the tearing sound. You were sure he could see your nipples poking against your shirt, he could probably smell your arousal too. No, you knew he could. Next, a taste and pressure hit your tongue, both familiar. You rolled your tongue against and over his fingers, coating the condom with your saliva, "Hm, caramel flavored."
"Y-Yeah." He pulled his fingers away, making sure to press them against your lips before he fully pulled away. "My turn next."
Grapes, caramel, pear, chocolate...
"Banana." Beelzebub moaned as he chased after your fingers, his cock dripping cum down his hand, "Fuck. So good, let me suck on it some more." You got the sense that he was more into this than you. Made sense, he was the Sin of Gluttony after all.
"Nope. Don't be selfish now mister. It's my turn." He let out a growl of warning and bit the tips of your fingers in retaliation. "So spoiled." Once again you saw nothing but darkness in front of you, your other senses sharpened. He picked up another condom and threw away the package, there was some weight shifting on the bed as you waited for his fingers. Instead you felt another familiar feeling. Beelzebub's thick cock. "Mmmnn!"
"Sorry, Couldn't wait anymore. When you open your mouth like that and lean forward I... I can't help but want to fuck your throat." His hands cradled the back of your head so you wouldn't hit the wall behind you, "Focus baby, focus." He cooed over your whispers, "What flavor is it? How's my cock taste to you now baby?"
You tried to focus on the flavor but your pussy throbbed too much, it was making hard to stay on task. "S-gah-!" Beelzebub hardly let you speak up, pulling back and nudging your lips with his tip and pushing in balls deep as soon as you started talking. "No. Fair. Str- mmmn- berry!" He pressed himself in all the way, hips and hands shaking, accompanied by... "Cum." A taste you knew all too well.
"You got both right." He tugged the blindfold off your eyes and cupped your cheek, smiling down as you as he pulled his cock out, a tiny bit of cum dripping down his cock despite the condom staying on. "Came a little bit too hard there."
"I'll say." You had to flex your jaw up and down. It ached from the unexpected rough pounding but it wasn't too bad. "How many more do we have?"
"Huh? Uh, the box said 10 flavors. So 4 more to go." Four more little surprises for your tastebuds. You patted with out looking and threw another one at him. "Babe? But isn't it my turn?"
"Not anymore. Your cock is still hard. And I think... they taste better when mixed with your cum." Beelzebub's grip almost annihilated the condom. You loved how you could get to him so easily. Before putting the blindfold back on you stripped until you were fully naked, your hard nipples and wet cunt on display for him. Then you put the blindfold over your eyes and beckoned, "My mouth's waiting for you pretty boy."
Orange. Mint. Vanilla. Bubblegum.
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aiikuraa · 5 months
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I really like this panel from Leviathan (selfie) likeability comic, so I decided to color it more detailed (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)
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diatiddiess · 10 months
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4 Skrunklies 💕
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cleumoo · 2 months
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I cant believe im(mc) the clown in the magical disguise of this relationship🤡🤡 i think hes implying sumthing that will likely have him sleep on the couchh /affectionately
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nan-chi · 2 months
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He likes doodles 🤷🖍️
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ankiebitez · 3 months
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cant believe its canon that beelzebub hyperfocuses on fucking mc
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livelaughlovesubs · 6 days
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No joke now, Raphael has the best reason to hate Beelzebub. That man tries to eat him whenever they meet! I’d be scared too! But I find it so funny cuz- the other seraphim’s are like
: I hate Satan cuz (maybe) he ruined my plan of murdering Solomon’s descendant.
: I hate Levi cuz his coffin is too tough.
Then we have Rara: I hate beel cuz he tried to eat me, multiple times ;-;
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insomniatic-seraphim · 7 months
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Beelzebub's sex face
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strawberrykuro · 25 days
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Happy birthday Beelzebub
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hsshshhs this was so rush and you can tell
I wanted to challenge myself to draw more characters that isn’t just my favorite (Gabriel and the other seraphs)
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Also this official art is so cute 💗💗💗💗🥹🥹🥹
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Guys be real with me because it's gonna bother me all day/week-
Because I feel like Satan and Mammon got it in the bag for best Step Daddy for Munira but I can't tell if thats my bias ngl (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
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OH … OKAY
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I wanna keep pulling to get his artifacts so I can continue his story but I need to save my red keys for their Attack of Kings cards 😞
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iceinwrt · 26 days
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Happy trap
﹅ contains ;; what in hell is bad, silly moment, sfw.
﹅ warnings ;; I hope you like it!
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Bael: What are you doing here?
Mc: Just give me a… *Look around the castle.* second…
Bael: *Raise an eyebrow* If you're looking for Beelzebub, he's no…
Mc: Maybe you don't know this, but he's always here every time I come here and I know why, so, come closer just for a second. *Smiles, taking small steps until he's an inch away from Bael.* That's going to melt if he doesn't get there just right…
*Beel pushes Bael without the slightest care, and buries her nose in her's neck.*
Beel: Were you looking for me?
Mc: *Hugs him quickly, almost apathetically as she apologizes with a look of pity to Bael.* It's good to see you, Beel.
Beel: I could swear they're threatening you. *He brings his nose close to her face, and looks at her with a playful look.* Blink if you've been kidnapped.
Mc: Here. *She pushes an all-white box into Beel's stomach, as she snorts.* I made it for… you.
*Beel immediately grabs the tips and opens it to look at the contents. He looks confused and raises his head, not knowing exactly what he is looking at.*
Beel: Cake…? *There comes a moment of illumination on his face as Mc sticks some candles in, and quickly lights them.*
Mc: *Smiles Machiavellianly.* Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, deear Beel~.
Beel: Wait, are you really going to celebrate here?
Mc: Happy birthday to you… Bite it! *Lifts the box, bringing it close to Beel's face, anxiously. Beel's disbelief is greater, but still, heeds and opens her mouth.* It was specially made with vanilla and chocolate ice cream, *closed his eyes proudly explaining his creation that took him all day and night yesterday.* and I thought of more chocolate, though I'm not sure you'd like it, so the glaze is….
*Mc looks at it again, but is completely silent, because there was no more cake by then. She looks reflexively at Beel, who continues chewing, her mouth smeared with frosting.*
Beel: Delicious! *He gives a thumbs up, with a carefree smile.* Did you make it?
Mc: Of mandragora…*bites her lips, and looks back to Bael, but he is no longer there. He closes his eyes, holding back laughter.* Since they make chocolate with them, on Valentine's Day… I wondered if the king of gluttony would also fall in love if he tasted a specially hunted one…
*Beel freezes. He swallows noisily, and opens his eyes, to look at Mc.*
Beel: Oh.
Mc: But it's only one, so, see to it that you take a good look at me all your happy day, and keep loving me more. *smiles even happier, knowing that Beel had jumped into the trap.*
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diatiddiess · 10 months
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Forgive me for the person I'll become in 29/7 🥴
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cleumoo · 6 months
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im going through a whole new torment when i say i keep getting levi and his unique artifacts-- beelzebub just one chance orz
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