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i like to think klaus’ cult is still going even after he left, so by the time they get back, one of the new members finds klaus wandering the streets…
cult member: PROPHET
klaus: *head snapping up in abject horror*
klaus: HOW?!
cult member: PROPHET YOU HAVE RETURNED TO US AT LAST!
#the umbrella academy#klaus#tua#tua klaus#klaus hargreeves#klaus’ cult#klaus has a cult#umbrellas#umbrella academy
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cults are just indie religions
omg have you guys herd of heavens gate? i don’t know if you would they’re a bit underground.
#cult stuff#indie music#alt music#alternative#alt aesthetic#religious#religon#heavens gate#true crume#fucking poser#shane and ryan#hellfire club#witch trials#salem witch trials#indie film#indie kid#cult of dionysus#klaus’ cult#pick me
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Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to...
#my art shit#tua#the umbrella academy#umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#klaus#klaus tua#tua fanart#cult leader klaus#tua season 2
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Concept: someone discovered that Diego kept telling everybody about the presidential assassination before it happened. This ‘someone’ built a cult around this mysterious prophetic figure from the 60s. Diego’s cult and Klaus’s cult have directly opposing philosophies, and loathe each other on a deep, personal level. This is the main plot of season 4.
#the umbrella academy#tua#diego hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#tua diego#tua klaus#klaus’s cult#is that a tag?#tua s4#tua season four
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Do you think that part of the reason that the people (Cult) followed Klaus is because they saw him come back to life and he just never noticed? Like "oh that was a close one wait why are all of these people following me?". Also how much more hilarious does that make the whole situation.
#the umbrella academy#klaus hargreeves#klauss cult#the umbrella academy season 2#the umbrella academy season3#ben hargreeves#victor hargreeves#the hargreeves
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Aguirre, wrath of God (Werner Herzog, 1972). Movie poster.
Aguirre, la cólera de Dios (Werner Herzog, 1972). Cartel de la película.
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Going into the Bruce Wayne adopts a random fictional orphan famous AUs: Bruce Wayne becames the legal guardian of the Baudelaire childrem. Now Count Olaf can try to murder trick and steal TWO whole fortunes.
Imagine Klaus in the Wayne Massion library and discussing books with Jason and having conversations over feeling missplaced and not yet belonging to the Waynes even tho he fits with Duke and bonding with Barbara over her time as a librarian
Violet helping Lucius Fox invent equipament for Batman and bonding with Dick over their shared eldest daugther sindrome and working in the cars with Jason and Bruce and bomding with Tim because Tim totaly would not fall for Olaf's bs.
Sunny cooking with Alfred and being a menance with Damian and learning to talk with Cassandra and Bruce finally having the toddler experience and being besties with Stephanie who will see sassy powerfull baby and become automatically the cool older sister.
All while Count Olaf and Esme Squalor bond with the Rogues Gallery. And even fied with some of them.
Olaf discussing arson with Firefly and trying to outdrama Riddler and bounding with Deadstroke over the fact everyone forgets about their weird comentaries involving a fourteen years old.
Esme exanching date advices with Harley and doing make-up with Joker and bullying Jonathan because he dresses like a poor person.
All while Lemony(the only person that can maybe take Bruce's place over being the most paranoic human being ever) fails in finally meeting the Baudelaires because he keeps getting lost in Gotham because he is a trouble magnet and everything there is trouble.
Also Alfred sassing Mr. Poe. Everyone's dream.
For my personal preferences let Batman take the place of the Vilage of Fowl Devotees: that would mean that we still have Duncan and Isadora, we already have Esme and Jacques may not die. Absolute perfection.
#batman#asoue#bruce wayne#the baudelaire orphans#klaus baudelaire#violet baudelaire#sunny baudelaire#count olaf#esme squalor#lemony snicket#batfam#batkids#batman rogues gallery#no but bruce the world greatest detective looking at one of olaf's disguises and being yeah totaly not count olaf is objectivally funny#on the reverse count olaf sees matches malone and has no idea that is bruce wayne but he somehow knows that bruce is batman#I am batman says bruce#and the baudelaires are super relieved because he is not part of any cult nor working for count olaf#they are already very traumatized wich makes them perfect for batkids candidacy#srlys how is batman adopting the baudelaires not a famous au yet#they are traumatized orphans with no powers but an amazing super human skill set they are right up his alley#and he is a secretive weird and emo jewish dad who has an ongoning theme and runs strong with it wich is also very up the baudelaires area
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US poster for Jess Franco's "Jack The Ripper" (1976)
#movie posters#cult movies#jesús franco#jess franco#jack the ripper#1970s films#horror films#eurocult#klaus kinski
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HIII SOOOO i made a post about my favorite writer ever, richard meltzer. it'd be awesome if you were to check it out or share it around 🙏🙏
#writing#blog#klaus talks#music#richard meltzer#70s#80s#rock critic#music criticism#writer#blue öyster cult#blue oyster cult
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Has anyone thought about that Klaus’ cult was still right about the Apocalypse in 2019?
Like the moment the Kugelblitz started nerfing people, they must have thought it was the rapture or something.
I need to know their reactions.
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Klaus claimed to be a fraud in front of his cult in season 2 but on hindsight he actually wasn’t. He did have superpowers and though he wasn’t able to levitate, it was his ability that allowed Ben to pull that stunt. He came from the future so he knew future events, which qualified him as The Prophet. He’d met and spoken to God, and visited The Void multiple times. His powers, which involved summoning the dead and giving the dead corporeal form, were pretty god-like. Also, he was immortal.
#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#tw: cult mention#In ancient times he might have been worshipped like a god with that sort of powers#immortality#king of death#prince of darkness
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I will never stop being in love with these photos. The sunflower fields are so gorgeous. ;;
Photos: Yuki Cat Captures
#klaus hargreeves#klaus cosplay#klaus#number four#the umbrella academy#tua#tua klaus#cult leader klaus
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On October 30, 1980, Nosferatu the Vampyre debuted in Argentina.
Here's some new Klaus Kinski art!
#nosferatu the vampyre#werner herzog#klaus kinski#vampire#vampire art#gothic horror#monster movies#movie art#art#drawing#horror#horror film#horror art#movie history#pop art#modern art#pop surrealism#cult movies#portrait#cult film
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The Umbrella Academy season 2 & 3 would have been worlds better if they didn’t continually dumb down their characters in favour of jokes or completely derailing on going character development for the same sake.
Luther was canonically smart in season one, as was Diego who wanted to become a cop and possibly a detective since that’s what he did in season two. The both of them had theories on what Fives portal could have been… yet both of them were turned into Himbos in season 2, in Luthers case to make him more likeable I assume (Which could have been done SO MUCH BETTER than just making him stupid. He knew he messed up and apologised but it still could’ve gone better) And then Diego, a man who wanted to solve crimes, couldn’t figure out Stanley very obviously wasn’t his son.
My second point is geared toward Klaus & his entire cult plotline. First of all, cult plotlines especially done in a ‘humours’ way is so disrespectful and off putting that I genuinely hated Klaus for that season. Making Kool-Aid jokes as if that wasn’t a real event that killed over 900 people including children. I find this super common in American Media for some reason and it sickens me every time. Second of all, his plot-line just goes nowhere. He had something strong in season one but then it all evaporated because the show didn’t know where to take it so they put the LOWEST of lows in for comedic effect.
Also the whole sexual assault part is horrendous in itself. I am aware that it happens in the comics and that Allison repeatedly did things like that in the comics but they’d already changed so much and taken out so much, some of my favourite things, and including that is quite shocking and not in a good way.
Gerard’s lack of involvement after season one shines brightly and it’s sad. Glad that MCR is back and he is living his best life though.
I actually fear for season four and I’m almost relieved it’s the last season since it’s taken a steady decline (besides the music. S2 was great for that but even s3 took a dive) and to watch it go further would be depressing. Only reason I’m not loving it is because the same director is writing for a netflix Horizon project, which is very political and not subtle with the themes. I will be mortified if it gets ruined by their poor attempt at comedy.
#if u do not have cult trauma nor been associated with one then ur not allowed to comment on the cult part#i say as someone who HAS had that trauma and i’m tired of folks speaking over us.#anyway i wanted to get this off my chest#the umbrella academy#tua#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#cw vent#five hargreeves#number five#viktor hargreeves#ben hargreeves
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JACK THE RIPPER
Germany/Switzerland
1976
Directed by Jesus Franco
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klaus took two road trips with old men this season. one of them ended in being chased out of Pennsylvania by an Amish mob, and the other led to like 15 counts of vehicular manslaughter
in conclusion: Klaus should avoid road trips
#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#the umbrella academy season 3 spoilers#i mean we also saw him on that hippy van road trip to Mexico#that road trip literally started an international cult#he ended up in India of all places#no for real I need more explanation for klaus cult#like how did it get that big and what happened to it after he left
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