Hi everyone! I've been reading a lot of "Klaus x reader" fanfics lately and they have inspired me to write my own.

I want you to know that English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry for any mistakes in my writing.

I always do my research in order to use the correct form but I don't know if I always succeed in doing so.

I'm also extremely anxious, so be kind, please.

I present to you my first "Klaus x reader" fanfic.

A/N: this fanfic is thought for a fem!reader but I never specify the gender as I use y/n, so I think that it could also be considered gender-neutral

TW: mentions of self-harm, anxiety

681 words

Summary: Klaus comforts an anxious reader

Scratches

This isn't a good period for you. You're very stressed because of school but you don't want to be a burden for your family or friends.

So you just suffer in silence. But you have to vent all this nervousness in some way.

You begin to scratch your skin. You make sure not to leave any mark to be seen. Or so you thought.

You're studying when suddenly you hear the doorbell: it's your best friend Klaus. You've known each other since you were little and he knows about your anxiety but he doesn't know that it is that bad.

You go open the door and, as soon as he enters your house, he gives you a big hug. You feel safe. You stay a little longer than usual because, honestly, you need it.

"Are you ok y/n?" he asks. "Yes. Does it bother you if we stay like this for another minute or so?"

"Of course not, my dear, but are you sure that everything's alright?"

At this point you can't hide it anymore.

You sob and then you start crying, your fingers tightening their grip on his back.

"Hey, it's ok. I'm here. Don't worry."

He holds you closer and caresses your hair to calm you down.

After a few minutes he pulls back and looks you in the eyes, his hands cupping your cheeks.

You don't want to look at him. You're ashamed of yourself.

"Look at me. Hey. Look at me." he repeats.

Finally you look at him.

"What's wrong?"

You spit it all out. You tell him everything. You're anxious all the time. You think you can't do it. You consider yourself a total failure.

"I swear y/n, you're the best person I've ever met. You've always helped me. I hadn't realised that you were struggling this much. It's just that you hide it so well. I'm so sorry I haven't noticed it before. But now I'm here and we'll go through this together.

Tears keep falling from your eyes as you stare at him. Even if he has offered to help you and you know he will, you feel bad because you don't want him to see this side of you.

Suddenly, you notice that he is examining your arm. You panick.

"What is that?" he asks with a concerning look.

"Nothing." you reply, covering it with the sleeve of your cardigan.

"Let me see it."

"Klaus..." you let out, shaking your head and slowly stepping back.

"Please, I just want to help you. You know that I care about you."

You understand that you can't escape and finally sit on the couch.

He takes a seat next to you.

You lift the sleeve, revealing a series of red marks all over your arm.

"Y/n..." he whispers.

"I know. I know I shouldn't do that but when I'm nervous I scratch my arm. It helps me to cope with my anxiety."

He takes your arm and gently traces the marks with his fingers. Then he proceeds to leave soft kisses on each of the red spots while holding your hand. Finally he kisses your hand and goes back to look at you.

"I'm so sorry you had to face all of this alone. Just know that from now on I will be there when you need me. I'll do anything I can to help you feel better." he says placing a hand on your cheek.

You take his hand and keep it there as you close your eyes for a moment.

"Thank you Klaus. I really appreciate it. And I appreciate you. I'm glad to have you in my life. I don't know what I'd do without you."

"As I said, you've always been there for me and now I want to do the same for you."

You look at him, thinking how lucky you are.

"Can I get another hug?" you ask him.

"Of course, darling, but you have to promise me one thing."

"What?"

"Next time, don't ask me." he says as he holds you tight.

"I promise." you whisper against his chest.

Klaus's Freakout

Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

...he got 7 of them

decided to redraw my first piece of tua art since we now know what the mummies looked like!

Reggie taught Klaus to control his immortality and thought there is absolutely no way this can backfire on me later

What can fans expect from season 4?

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Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Textposts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (2/?) Pt1 Pt3 Pt4 Pt5

i love how the biggest problem of the ua siblings isn’t that they don’t share the bits of vital information they all individually collect over the season with each other (or can’t because they are separated) but that they do and are immediately dismissed by each other because “oh well we don’t have time for tHIS rn” and “whatever this can’t be as important as THIS” and “oh klaus says weird shit all the time so like why even question his story about a glowing orb in the basement??”and “i heard what you said but i am just gonna ignore you“ it’s not even miscommunication at this point. they ARE communicating, they just couldn’t give less of a fuck about what comes out of each others mouths and i love that

#oh they're so back THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SEASON 4: TEASER TRAILER

here’s how seance shop klaus can still win

diego : "come on, just admit you have a thing for Five."

you : "no, I do not. 'Cause I'm not the kind to fall for a guy who flashes a smile."

five, overhearing : *sends you a smug smile*

klaus : "yes, you are."

you : "yes, I am."

Hi everyone! This is my second "Klaus x reader" fanfic. This, like the first one, is about anxiety. I think I'll write more about this topic because it affects me and also because I need it. I hope it will help you too.💚

A/N: this fanfic is thought for a fem!reader but I never specify the gender as I use y/n, so I think that it could also be considered gender-neutral

TW: anxiety, anxiety attack

455 words

Summary: Klaus helps an anxious reader

Anxiety attack

You are on the kitchen floor. You can't move. You can feel the anxiety slowly eating you inside. It isn't the first time, you're used to it. You just have to wait till it passes.

You hear the phone ringing on the table but obviously you can't answer.

"I'll call back later." you think.

But what you don't know is that it was Klaus, your boyfriend.

He knows that you don't answer your phone only when something's wrong, so he decides to come to check on you.

When he arrives to your house, he uses his keys to open the front door.

He enters and calls your name. You don't answer. You can't find enough strength to speak. You're struggling to breath.

He looks around and finally he sees you. He runs to you immediately with an alarming look on his face.

"Y/n, love, are you having an anxiety attack, aren't you?" he asks to make sure that it is that and not something else.

You close your eyes as a "yes" and he understands. He picks you up gently and, holding you firmly in his arms, he takes you to your bedroom.

He puts you delicately on your bed and he sits next to you, holding your hand.

Then he puts his other hand on your cheek, rubbing it with his thumb.

"I'm so sorry you have to go through this babe, but don't worry, I'll be there until you feel better. And also after if you want."

"Now breath with me... 1... 2... 3... release slowly. Again... 1... 2... 3... breath out..."

"Thank you, Klaus." you say softly.

"Ssshhh, don't worry, it's a pleasure." he says, tracing patterns on your hand with his thumb.

After a few minutes you try to sit on the bed.

"Are you feeling better?" he asks a little worried.

"Yes, now that you're with me." you say smiling at him.

He blushes and smiles back at you.

You move next to him and hug him.

He seems a little surprised at first but then he hugs you even tighter.

"Can you stay with me tonight? I'm really scared that it'll happen again. I don't want to be alone if it happens." you say, your voice cracking, tears filling you eyes.

"Of course I'm staying, darling." he says, holding you close.

"I'm not going anywhere." he whispers in your ear.

You stay like this for a couple of minutes, him caressing your hair.

Then he lays down on your bed, taking you with him.

He puts an arm around your waist and buries his face in your neck.

"Do you know that I love you, right?" he tells you like he's telling a secret.

"I love you too."

One of my favourite things about Umbrella Academy is that Klaus is literally everyone's favourite sibling.

Like in season 1 he spends a lot of time with Diego, they help each other, they talk about their childhood a lot. The whole fandom is like 'hey cool, Klaus and Diego are besties'

But then in season 2 Klaus is with Allison a lot, and Viktor a bit later in the series. They both get along with him really well.

Then, in season 3, obviously Five and Klaus become besties, going on the road trip together. And Klaus and Luther bond a lot during the last few episodes (mostly when they're dead).

Like Klaus is literally everyone's favourite sibling, except for maybe Ben. Which is the most hilarious plot point, intentional or unintentional

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She's my Angel I Five Hargreeves x Reader

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Post Apocalypse Au! pt.2

WC: ~3,258 Warnings/Tags: Sexual Tension, Mentions of Abuse, Agedup!Five, Mentions of previous trauma, 18+

Summary: The Umbrella Academy saved the world, the Commission is no longer after them, the moon is in one piece and everyone’s lives start to fall back into place. Five attempts to start his life over again when Klaus brings home a girl with unusual shadow powers. ⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡⋆⋆｡‧˚ʚ♡ɞ˚‧｡

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The Apocalypse was over and Five Hargreaves did what he did best, drink and cope. The first few weeks of freedom he tried things he had missed early on in his childhood. It started when Viktor took him shopping for a new, more appropriate wardrobe, that someone who looked his age would wear. Then he would often visit the park just to admire the beauty of places that were once a baron landscape. And sometimes he just spent his time reading catching up on what he missed in the last few years.

But old habits die hard when you spend 54 years alone and the next 2 weeks desperate to save yourself and save your family. Maybe Klaus was right when he called the apocalypse his drug because, for a while, it was all he’d ever know.

Five hadn’t slept well in a long time and despite his newfound freedom without the looming feeling of impending doom. He would find himself waking up at 4 am to check his window and just to see if everything was real.

The Academy had been empty for a bit, the first week his family had stayed back to collect themselves, celebrate, and appreciate one another but slowly their lives fell back into place. Allison went back to Claire wanting to get back her career and her daughter back. Luther wanted to find his independence and took a small helping from his inheritance to live on his own. Diego and Lila had also moved out in hopes of continuing to grow their relationship and perhaps find happiness in normalcy. Viktor, now confident in himself wanting to explore the world more began traveling and meeting new people. To Five it felt like everyone had moved on, except him. He had been the one to jump through time, and now he felt like he was stuck in it.

However this morning, his silent coffee and breakfast time was interrupted but a surprisingly sober Klaus barging through the door with a girl no taller than 5’3 who looked as if she had been dragged through the mud and a forest in his arms.

“I didn’t know where to bring her she ran into me frantic and couldn’t speak much,”

“There wasn’t anyone chasing her so I have no idea where she came from and she’s in pretty bad shape.”

Klaus looked panicked, he felt bad for the beat-up girl in his arms but what could he do besides bring her to the place he knew could help her best.

Grace and Pogo immediately took action, bringing the girl into the spare room to care for her wounds.

“What makes you think you can just bring random people in here? She could be dangerous?”

Five arched his eyebrow at Klaus’s behavior. He wasn’t a trusting man but he trusted his brother’s intuition and the girl genuinely looked like she needed help.

“I couldn’t just leave her on the road. I’m not a bad person Five. There’s something different about her I swear.”

Five looked distrustful at what his brother was saying.

“Well, we’ll just have to see when she wakes up.”

The two went back to doing their own things in the Academy waiting for you to wake up.

————————-3 days later————————

The sun shone brightly in the room you stayed at. Your eyes slowly opened, blinking harshly to adjust to the shining light. You had no idea where you were, this new place was uncomfortable and unfamiliar. Warm wood furniture decorated the walls, and the mattress you slept on seemed more comfy, soft, and warmer than your old hay-filled cot. Unsurprisingly your wounds ached but were clean nevertheless. You jumped when the door swung open to reveal a monkey? no an ape? in a suit. "Ah you're finally awake, Ill let the others know"

"I am Pogo by the way, please rest, we don't want your stitches reopening." Maybe it was the exhaustion catching up to you, but you listened to his words and laid back, staring at the large high ceilings waiting to see if whoever brought you here would be your like your old doctors. Back downstairs Pogo noticed Five pacing around in the living room. "Any troubles worrying you?" "Yes that girl, I can't find any information about her, she had no ID, no name card, I even looked around the area trying to track back where she came from, and nothing." Five glanced around, more cautious of his surroundings

"What if the commission sent her?" "This is not good, not good at all"

And with a quick turn, he teleported to the room of which his unwelcome guest occupied. A flash of blue interrupted your daydreams when a boy about your age in a green flannel, cargo pants, with slightly long side parted hair entered your space. Besides appearing out of nowhere he looked almost normal, but that didn't stop you from being scared. Shivering you pushed yourself back on the bed as far as you could to try to get away from him. Sensing your fear Five held out his hands as a way to show you some form of peace. Lowering one hand he slowly approached you. But the closer he came the farther back you shuffled. Something wasn't right Five thought. You were terrified of him, what had happened to you to cause you to be in such a state.

Hey Im not going to hurt you, I don't know who you are but Im not going to hurt you." Five could see that you weren't budging so he reached into his pocket and pulled out a hazelnut toffee-flavored candy. He wasn't a big fan of sweets but had kept some from his last visit to a local coffee shop. "Here you must be a little hungry, it's good to see." He popped it in his mouth to show her that it was safe, not a trick. Slowly you reached out and touched his hand, grabbing the little treat, unwrapping it before letting the gooey sweet melt on your tongue. Five smiled at your reaction. "See? It was good." He thought you looked adorable with big doe eyes waiting to see if he had any more. He reached into his right pocket and pulled out another handle full of candies. "Ill give you one each time you answer a question. Can you do that for me?" You nodded slowly. "Okay, can you tell me your name?" "Angel" you pointed to yourself "Five" you pointed to him. You had heard Klaus shouting his name when you entered the house. "Angel? Do you have a last time?" "Five. Five Hargreeves" He pointed to himself. "Angel" You repeated. Okay maybe you didn't have a last name that was fine, at least he had gotten a name. He gave you another candy and watched you excitedly open it. "Okay Angel, another question where did you come from? Who or what were you running from?" "Doctor" you responded looking down. "What Doctor? What did he do to you." You felt like you should have known better than to trust the boy in front of you, but he looked so earnest so sweet, that you decided to show him your secret. Opening your fist a ball of shadows appeared in your hand before you tossed it into the air letting whatever light was in the room dissipate. Five knew what this had suggested. Whoever took you, held you captive, and experimented on you. Perhaps they were trying to make you into one of the unlucky 43. Another candy was handed to you.

“Show me more” Five demanded. You blinked at him slowly before he put another candy in your hand. “Show me.”

You looked at him and brought both your hands up into the air. He watched shadows run from the ground into the room and swirl around you. It appeared you could summon shadows at your will and control them.

“Good girl” and another candy as placed in your hand. "Tell me, Angel, do you know where or who it was? Do you know the name of the commission?" You stared at him blankly not understanding what he said. Before Five could ask any more questions Klaus had burst through the door. "My Angel! You are okay !" As he rushed towards you to grab your face. Stunned you jolted back from his presence. "Angel, that's why she called herself that, it's not her name, it’s what you called her!" Five went to smack Klaus in the back of the head when his hand was stopped by a shadow. "No hurt, Klaus friend" With heart eyes, Klaus dove into Angel's arms "LOOK AT MY ANGEL PROTECTING ME!!" With the gentleness of a newborn deer, Angel reached out to Klaus with a small sweet in her hand. "Candy?" "For me? Of course, Angel thank you!" Rolling his eyes at the scene Five teleported to his room to think. Where had this girl come from she had no name could barely speak and had a dark power with unknown consequences. Angel clad in Umbrella Academy uniform, and Klaus were in the living room when a flash appeared in the doorway. "Cinco! Where are you off to?" "Library I need to do some research." But just before he would reach for the doorknob a body was flung into his back. "Here take Angel with you, she needs a new set of clothes, can't have her wearing this uniform, you know all about that wouldn't you?" Klaus said as he shoved Angel forward. "I don't have time, I'm not a babysitter." Five expressed as he grabbed your arms and pushed you back. "Five...mad?" You looked up at Five with tears in your eyes. Reaching out to his face with his hand you softly pet his cheek. "Five...happy. Happy"

The time travelers face softened at the kindness you showed while trying to console him.

“I’m sorry Angel, yes Five is happy. Come on let’s go.”

He grabbed your hand ignoring the feeling of his heart when your soft skin wrapped around his.

————————-In the Car—————————

“Alright Angel, as cute as you look in the uniform we have to get you some normal clothes.”

Five looked over at you, but you were looking out the window. His green eyes passed over the cuts on your legs and the faint but visible bruises on your neck. It wondered him how someone could do this to you, turn a girl who seemed like an Angel into a shadow user. He parked the car at Gimble's before flashing to your side of the door to open it, Five was still a gentleman after all. "Okay now Angel, we're here to buy you some new clothes." You nodded your head to show you understood him and hopped out of the car excited to see the world around you. Being locked up for so long you had forgotten what the outside world looked like. Today the sky was blue with warm gusts of winds filling the air. People and families were seen chattering about. You reached out to grab Five's arm and pulled him closer to the store. Five chucked at your childlike antics, letting himself be whisked away by you. You dragged him to the dress section; some of the kinder doctors had given you books to look at to pass the time, many of them being princess books. There were cute frilly dresses that caught your eye immediately. Rushing forward you grabbed 3 dresses that might have suited you. With a sigh Five grabbed your shoulders wanting to tell you to go find some more practical everyday clothes. But after seeing the glimmer in your eye as if you found the most priceless thing...he couldn't bear take that away from you. "Come on Princess, let's go try them on." He ushered you to the changing room and waited outside. As he turned his back you grabbed his hand, but Five had yanked it back at the unexpected contact. He wasn't completely used to physical touch yet.

Ignoring this you grabbed his hand once more and tried to take him into the dressing room with you. "No Angel I can't go with you, just put on the dresses inside and Ill wait out here."

You had refused to let go of his hand. With another sign he allowed himself to be pulled into the confined space of the changing room. You quickly shimmied out of the uniform skirt and tie throwing it into a random corner. Five's face turned a deep scarlet red, although he was an older man the sight of your small and barely clothes body was enough to make him shift in his pants. Before he could embarrass himself any further he blinked out into the waiting room fanning his face as if he ran a marathon. There were small warning signs in his brain, don't get too attached, she doesn't know better, please don't get a boner right now. Trying to collect himself he put his hands in his face wanting to be anywhere but here right now. You interrupted his train of thought when you came out bouncing with a big smile on your face. The dress you picked out was a cute white summer dress that was white had thick straps tied on your shoulders. The skirt part stopped right above your knees and flared out with a twirl. You looked absolutely adorable, an Angel who wielded the power of a devil. "You look...beautiful" Five muffled through his hand. "Beautiful?" You questioned. "Yes you, Angel, you are beautiful." And as if your smile couldn't get any bigger, you ran and jumped into Five, his arms slowly wrapping around your frame to prevent you from falling.

"Five! Beautiful!" You smiled and pointed at him. Your fingers had graced his cheeks into a smile. Pointing at his dimple "Five! Beautiful" you repeated. "Oh, you think I'm beautiful Angel?" Five couldn't help but also feel happy and continue smiling, something about you felt like a breath of fresh air. His last few weeks had been nonstop paranoia and feeling the effects of an identity crisis, but hearing your laughter and seeing you call him beautiful, it felt as if he was actually living again. However, that didn't stop the nagging fear in the back of his mind of where you came from and what had happened to you. Perhaps it was the assassin in him that just couldn't let him...enjoy a moment. "Come on Angel, let’s get the rest of the dresses and pay. We need to head to the library before it closes." You nodded your head and skipped off to grab the rest of your dresses and clothes. You and Five stood at the cashier waiting to pay. "That will be 45.78." Five pulled out a 50 and felt your head lean on his shoulder. "Five, thank you." You looked up at him with a mischievous gleam in your eye. As he was retrieving his change you leaned up and placed your soft lips on the corner of his mouth. "Five happy?" He looked down at you and blushed "Yes Five is very happy." ————————The Library—————————- You were sat in Five's lap flipping through a picture book while he was doing research. Unfortunately, there was almost no information about any kind of suspicious activities in the area where they had found you or even how you even got to the city. Five had to expand his research on places that might have to do with experimental tests but with so little access he was found himself at a dead end. "Nothing! Absolutely Nothing!" Five yelled before slamming his notebook on the table. You jumped in his lap and covered your ears, eyes filling with heavy teardrops waiting to fall. "Shit Angel Im sorry come here." He cooed wrapping his arms around you for the fourth time today. Five pressed a kiss to the top of your hair and inhaled slowly. You smelt like a blooming meadow and a hint of cinnamon. Closing his eyes he rested his head on yours. It wasn't been often when he felt a peace like this, heck he didn’t even remember the last time he felt calm, other than when he was drinking or passed out after a mission. Your eyelashes fluttered on his neck as you began to press small kisses on his jawline. "Come on Angel what are you doing?" "Make Five happy. Kiss you" You mumbled and continued leaving marks on his neck and jaw. Five clenched his fists around you "Angel if you keep this us I'm not going to be able to hold back." Five groaned as he pulled you closer into his lap. And with his last bit of resolve, he blinked you guys back into the car. "Come on Angel let's go home." He kissed your cheek slightly to assure you he wasn't mad and drove the two of you back. ————————the academy———————--- "Mi hermano and Angel ! You guys are back" Klaus shouted from the couch he was currently lying on. You ran into the living room jumping in front of Klaus to show off your dress.

"My cutie Angel! You look so pretty!"

Klaus then swept you off your feet and into a fit of giggles. Five, who had been observing the scene from the bar was actively trying to fight off the green monster that was creeping up his heart. "Leave her alone Klaus we had a long day. Come on Angel let's have your shower and get ready for bed." It was obvious you needed to be cared for and Five had already begun to assume the role. Pulling out some extra pajamas Five had in his wardrobe he handed them to you before showing you the bathroom. "Shower here and come back to my room when you are done okay?" You nodded back and went into the bathroom. With a sign Five flopped on his back in bed wondering more about you. How could someone he just met cause him to feel such a way? Maybe it was his messed up time-traveling brain that was causing these emotions but deep down he knew he had a hidden attraction to you. He began to think more about your powers. You couldn't be part of the 43 because you were too young but you also showed an understanding of your abilities and more control than Viktor did when he first found out about his. Five would have to talk to you after you shower about your abilities. Small footsteps padded outside his room before stopping. The door swung open and there you stood wrapped in only a small towel Grace had given you. Five green eyes turned wide as you skipped into his room.. You had turned to grab the pajamas he had left you on the bed and dropped your towel. Five sat up instantly, his eyes wandered over the curve of your breasts and the plumpness of your backside. Being in the apocalypse and focused on getting back home to his family never allowed him much time for romance or women, besides Delores. You stood up as bare as the day you were born, nipples perked up at the cold air and you put the silk top and bottom on. Now properly clothed you turned to Five who was staring at you with eyes that rivaled a burning sun. In a blink, he was in front of you grabbing your waist with such a force it felt like you would disappear if he let go. Bringing his lips to your neck he kissed gently and dragged his face to meet your eyes. Soft despreate lips met plump shy ones as you and Five melted into each other. The kiss grew hungry, more desperate, both parties missing the feel of one another. The two of you fell back onto the bed with Five on top of you. Two souls both isolated from the world finally finding solstice in one another. All the questions Five had for you were gone from his mind, the only thing replacing it was the thought of how your body felt against his. A small hand reached into the front of Five's pants. "I want to help Five" You had whispered into his ear. It was going to be a long night.

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thinking about the klaus hit and run montage again... the possibilities i see here are:

a) everyone was fleeing the kugelblitz on randomass country road #17 and were in such a hurry to get to safety that they were too distracted to see the man dancing in the middle of the road and didn't feel like they had the time to stop and see if they killed him or not

b) every motorist literally did not fucking care that they smashed into a man, damaging their vehicle immensely, or in fact tried to hit klaus bc you gotta get those 10 pedestrian points somehow am i right?

c) they were all paid off by reginald either ahead of time or offscreen during the montage with enough money to make killing a man and driving off into the (metaphorical) sunset seem worth it.

as you can see this has been weighing heavily on my soul and i cannot rest until i know which one of these is the truth

Why does every human Angel Dust design I've seen look like some cutesy little german boy? He's a tall spindly drug addict pornstar gangster in his mid 30s...

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