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BnHA Chapter 014: Chapter 13 Died for This
But it’s okay. We’ve put all of that behind us now.
Previously on BnHA: RESCUE TRAINING VILLAIN INVASION
Today on BnHA: Aizawa is a fucking badass. Class 1-A gets ambushed and split up into convenient little two-and-three-person groups perfect for having a bunch of quick minifights that’ll give some of the less prominent characters a chance to briefly shine. Deku and Tsuyu wind up on a boat surrounded by a bunch of angry fishpeople. Basically a lot of setup, but exciting setup.
(As always, all comments not marked with an ETA are my unspoiled reactions from my first readthrough of this chapter. I’ve read up through chapter 19 now, so any ETAs will reflect that.)
fyi it’s the middle of the a.m. and I’m supposed to be sleeping. but fuck it
(ETA: in hindsight I really should have just gone to sleep lmao)
would be nice to see these color spreads in color. I’m sure I can find them somewhere but I’m too lazy
“Encounter with the Unknown” well that’s accurate, I guess
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did these guys just wake up one day and think “I’m gonna go full evil”, or was it a gradual process? most shounen series I’ve read feature villains who are evil but also eventually redeemable. but somehow I can’t picture that happening with these guys
also I suppose that waking up one day when you’re only three or four years old, only to find that your skull has vanished, leaving your brain exposed, and that you’ve suddenly grown a fucking dinosaur beak with razor-sharp teeth, might fuck someone up enough to start ‘em down that villainous path. I GUESS
(ETA: apparently for my example I accidentally picked the one guy that supposedly was created expressly FOR the purposes of being evil)
these gung-ho superhero wannabe teens are not taking this situation nearly seriously enough IMO
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sigh
also where are they watching from? how did they get to such a distant vantage point so quickly?
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I hope the anime version of this clears that up
ohhhh hold up, I’m just now realizing that because the panels placed Aizawa and the villains so close to one another when the portal first appeared, I assumed that’s how close they actually WERE, but in reality Aizawa was watching from a distance the whole time I think
spatial awareness, I lack it
seems like communications have been cut off
they tell Kaminari (remember that name remember that name...) to try to signal for help with his quirk! I guess his lightning/electricity quirk gives him the ability to do that somehow. cool beans
Deku is concerned because Aizawa won’t be able to take them all on at once. but Thirteen is right there though. his their quirk is pretty OP
(ETA: I have been advised that Thirteen’s gender is actually supposed to be ambiguous and Viz just took it upon themselves to label them as a “he” because it wouldn’t be Viz if they weren’t ruining things entirely unnecessarily. so from this point forward I will be changing any “he/hims” to “they/them” when referring to Thirteen.)
OH MY DAMN AIZAWA’S GOT SOME SHIT UP HIS SLEEVE
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YESSS he’s not even asking Thirteen to help. he seems REALLY confident that he’s got this. what are you up to you badass fucking ninja
(ETA: apparently he is a badass self-sacrificing fucking ninja about to get way in over his head!! not gonna lie I love him all the more for it)
now he’s making a heroic leap down to the villain group
some redshirt villains are wondering who he is, even though the other villains addressed him by name only moments earlier. I don’t know who is in which fucking group, because you’d think they would have heard that, but apparently not
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ooohh these motherfuckers bout to die and I can’t wait
SURPRISE BITCH YOUR QUIRKS DON’T WORK AND NOW YOU’RE BEING K.O.’D
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“YOU DUMBASSES THAT’S ERASER HEAD” YESSSS SAY HIS NAME AND LET THAT FEAR ECHO DEEP WITHIN THE PIT OF YOUR SOULS YOU TRASH MOTHERFUCKERS
this one guy made out of rocks expresses doubt that Eraser Head’s quirk will work on him. wow you’re just asking for it aren’t you dude
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doesn’t seem to slow him down though
oh my god he’s ducking and weaving so beautifully and effectively. apparently he’s really good at hand-to-hand combat. and they don’t know whose quirk he’s canceling because of the goggles. it’s surprising how good he really is at handling a group
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I take it he doesn’t consider himself an ordinary villain, then :/
Deku is supposed to be evacuating but he’s just watching EH kick ass
the fact that we’ve cut back to Deku suggests that something bad is about to happen, though 8|!
um
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uh
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yeah I’d say so, yeah
motherfucker these guys got a fucking league
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I was gonna make a joke about how this eloquent guy clearly went to an elite fancy villain high school. but then I thought again that there might really actually be a villain school. so, uh
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yeah that’s right Deku, they’re after your dad
this guy doesn’t seem to know that All Might’s currently chilling in the break room, so that’s good? less good is that he doesn’t seem too worried about him not being there
AHHHH MOMOTOPS AND BAKUGOU ARE RUSHING HIM ALL OF A SUDDEN
WHAT THE FUCK DOES A GUY WITH THE POWER OF HARDENING THINK HE’S GOING TO DO AGAINST A GUY MADE OUT OF EVIL VAPOR
AND BAKUGOU’S NOT MUCH BETTER OFF
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HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU TWO BRICKS
“that was close” you don’t have to lie, Dr. Neck
(ETA: oh my god I can’t believe this of all things got a fucking callback. that’ll show me to ever assuming anything at all about this fucking series.)
Thirteen’s just standing there holding an arm out and saying “no, get back!”
fucking useless. you were supposed to be cool, Thirteen
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I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SHADOWY MOTHERFUCKER BETTER NOT EAT MY SON
“WRITHE IN TORMENT” OH JESUS
so now this black mist is swirling around fucking EVERYONE
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EVERYONE
and then it fades...
and now Deku is... falling? into the flood zone?
ohhh so he did the portal/teleportation thing again. that seems to be his ability, then
so I guess he split them all up. which makes sense; when you have this many characters, you need to split them into smaller groups so as to be more manageable. but they’re also going to still need other characters to interact with, so I wonder who Deku’s going to be paired up with then?
I really need either him or Bakugou to be paired with Todoroki
uh oh Deku’s not even out of the water yet and he’s already run into another villain
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this man is literally a meme. I wonder if he’s aware
-- AYYYYYYY
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MY GIRL TSUYU WITH THE DYNAMITE SAVE
aaaand she’s wrapping her tongue around Izuku
and pulling him to safety!
how is she talking with her tongue wrapped around a guy. HOW DO THESE CHARACTERS ALWAYS FUCKING DO THAT
they surface! and for some reason there is a boat!
oh she also rescued Mineta!
and
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I see. I see. this is why I was warned about him
anyway!
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WHATEVER A FROG CAN DO!!! OF COURSE!!!!
Izu is thinking furiously and has Resting Hero Face and it really suits him
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this kid doesn’t miss a trick
Mineta points out that there’s no way they could ever possibly beat All Might! but even Tsuyu, who doesn’t actually know that All Might has a weakness, nonetheless realizes that the villains must have found one if they went through all this trouble just to get to him
I shouldn’t keep being surprised by how smart and talented all of these kids are. they managed to get accepted into this school, and so far they’ve lived up to that elite reputation. and yet, I consistently am surprised, and pleasantly so
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well, I was trying not to be biased either toward or against him, but so far he’s not making a very good impression this chapter
oh shit the fish guy is back and now there’s somehow like a dozen of him??
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WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM
meanwhile Deku is more clueless than I expected
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you literally know the way to beat All Might, though?? he’s losing his powers and he’s secretly very weak without them?? you know this???
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would “revenge” not be a good enough motive even without all the rest? I guess I’ll shut up and see where he’s going with this
there’s a whole page of Deku thinking about how much he loves All Might
I wonder if maybe he literally can’t understand why someone would want to kill him
that’s very sweet actually
meanwhile Todoroki is off somewhere kicking ass and taking names
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easy there A Song of Ice and Fire
and it looks like Bakugou is stuck with... ... ...I still can’t remember his name. Momotops it is and continues to be
the actual Momo is paired up with Lightning McQueen and the extendable ears girl! and her quirk looks to have something to do with making weapons appear out of her limbs or some shit. fucking sweet
also that means it makes logical sense for her to have as much of her limbs exposed as possible, and to be honest I’m glad there’s actually a logical reason for her to have the skimpy costume then
and shit, Iida, Homestuck, Too Many Arms and Ochako are still facing off with Dr. Neck
Dr. Neck’s neck hasn’t really been prominently featured since his appearance at the end of chapter 11, but I’m in this too deep to back out now
Aizawa is still being epic, but he needs to wrap this up now cuz the kiddos are in danger!
or at least, in theory they are
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well. this is shounen, after all
BONUS:
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Tsuyu is so flipping cute. I didn’t expect to have that opinion when she was first introduced but here we are
I’m really glad he made her a girl
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