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#kept seeing this meme & they were all i could think abt.
druidgroves · 2 months
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what a wish huh
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evilmagician430 · 5 months
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boyfriends but awesome (and instead of a webtoon its an independent webcomic)
design notes and 3ds flipnote concept art below the cut
general notes abt their designs and what the comic would be like in my head:
>they dont have names in this version cause i think that was one of the good things they did originally. i imagine they refer to eachother as "that one" "the other guy" etc like the dhmis guys when talking about eachother.
>they are not in a defined romantic relationship with eachother because i think thats more interesting, the polyamory aspect would be kept (im not polyamorous btw so im not gonna try to write an established polycule) but its more vague in that they all kind of have a thing for eachother but also hate eachother and want to rip eachothers guts out. and theyre all roommates and bffs. if you asked them what they were the answer you would get would be "friends who are boys". they are the height of male friendship, hate, love, etc.
>instead of focusing on sexualizing them in strange ways and doing boring moe shit it would lean into the comedy aspect BUT NO MEMES OR LATE 2010S SLANG !! this was something i could not fucking stand when reading the original (if you couldnt tell by now i did used to read boyfriends. it was a regrettable time and in redesigning and overhauling them i hope to make something good out of this wasted period of my life) like even when it was current boyfriends always made memes feel.. out of place. like as soon as they said it it wasnt cool anymore. it was the unfunniest shit ever
>i wanted the characters to look less WHITE and also more distinct from eachother and also less young cause in the original its like the same twink 3 times in different haircolors and their Chad. said chad is the best character only by way of not being annoying. so yeah i'll be more specific later but none of them are white and i gave them all different eye and nose shapes and distinct physical traits and bodies etc.
>mostly i just did this cause the "nerd" and "goth" ones piss me off so bad like thats not real. thats not a nerd thats just a nondescript waify femboy with glasses. thats not a goth, thats a tiktok eboy. and i felt bad for jock being trapped in this comic. and the prep one i feel nothing towards hes the most accurate to gay preps irl because they really are that annoying. but i tried to make him a little interesting atleast. anyways
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nerd - black, brony, always aggressively corrects the others when they state an incorrect fact, really into playstation eyetoy and obscure playstation games. insanely autistic. usually pissed off if hes not indulging himself in something he likes (yaoi, games, ponies, figures, etc). i just wanted to overhaul him completely to make him almost nothing like refrainbow's nerd because nerd type characters are always the ones i tend to see myself in and are my favorites but reading the webtoon that guy just pissed me off fr.
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jock - 2nd gen chinese american, one of the things i liked in the original actually was when they sexualized the jock (probably cause hes the only one who doesnt look 14 in that comic) and his big tits. hes a very genuinely kind guy, not the brightest, has a voracious appetite, he also still bakes cause thats cute i think.
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prep - he looks different here because i was originally going to make him white but i decided to make him a light/medium skintone black guy (he just wears a blonde wig and contacts). when companies make their pride month merchandise and advertisements this is the exact person they imagine in their head who is going to buy these products. hes a million percent one of those swifties who thinks taylor swift is secretly a lesbian. trust fund kid btw obviously. his only redeeming quality is that hes good at makeup. jokes in the comic are usually made at his expense.
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goth - 1st gen latino american, specifically peruvian because i am a self serving motherfucker. hes a really big numetal fan and listens to like 2000s evil wolf amv music in addition to legitimate gothic. his face changed a little too between this and the final design. his outfit completely changed but its only because i realized everyone else was dressed for relatively warm weather so it wouldnt make sense for him to be wearing multiple layers of black. if i do cold weather outfits for them id def reuse this look for him. hes still trans but i think all of them are in my version. also they dont use labels for their sexual/rom orientation. except prep hes homosexual gay.
congratulations for reaching the end of this incomprehensible bullshit 👍 hope someone enjoys this but idrc if its just for me either
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boxwinebaddie · 6 months
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Oh u want Stan Related Things? (same tbfh)
How bout your favorite Stan as Toolshed headcanons 👀 (Toolshed my beloved)
riley...i want u to know that after i received this ask i spiraled so hard that i created an entire toolshed stan/superhero au and also very, very loosely based on pep...but not rlly its very different bc you know how i am all my stans and kyles are separate i guess. ( im insane!! )
but without further ado, here are some toolshed headstannons!
this got REAAAAAAAALLY long there is no spelling, the plot is crazy and its not refined, i just screamed a lot...but i hope it amuses u ok
( i have not played the game in years i just adapted what i could remember so i basically fucked all the canon up again for fun lmao )
before i start, i started some weird pinterest boards that i will probably refine and put up on the boxwinebaddie pinterest when its up but here is toolstan and ky...te? idk
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yes they are very cute to me i love them very much help
( also in my au...fp are "good" + c and friends are "evil" )
-so we got stanley marsh, got hit by lightning as a kid! UH OHHHH
-everyone thought he was going to die but not only did he not die!!! he got super powers that NO ONE KNOWS ABT!**kinda help
( he also got a really cool harry potter scar im not sure where it is tho...all i know is that its hard to see it but its there, buried up in his hair/temple somewhere )
-SPEKAING OF HIS HAIR!!! ITS SOOOOOOO GREASY MY GOD!!! HOLY FUCK!!! GREASIER THAN ANY NCU STANS HAIR!!!!
( kyle gives him shit 25/8 for how gross his hair...but when toolshed has greasy ass hair...its bc 'He works with Tools stan! he's sweaty bc he works hard keeping us safe! *heart eyes*
stans eye is twitching oh my goddddd )
-in my weird superhero au stan and kyle have been sbfs forever and have been secretly in love with eachother/but not sure if it was reciprocated so they kept it a secret...they also kept their powers a secret from eachother ( kyle doesnt know stan is toolshed, stan doesnt know kyle is human kite/an alien )
( there might be some sort of xenophobia regarding aliens/mutants maybe? i think if ur classified as good u are praised ( the freedom pals)/a celebrity but if the world thinks u are bad u are so evil and deserve to die rip (c and friends ) the anti-alien/mutant agenda smh )
-they go to cu boulder together and are roomates!!! *meme vc* AND THEY WERE ROOMATES!!! where they bicker like a married couple all day long smh
-stan is there on a football scholarship, hes a wildlife/zoology major trying to become a vet tech >> veternarian ( hes dying ), works as a part-time mechanic with kenny at the garage ( yes stan b stealing the tools ) and ofc, the iconic legendary superhero toolshed of the f.p.
-yes he is fucking exhausted hes basically nocturnal because he gets home at the ass crack of dawn and falls asleep all day, misses his lectures, is failing everything...kyle is so mad BUT LIKE KYLE BEING STARTING QUARTERBACK, A SCIENCE MAJOR COLLEGE STUDENT WHEN UR FKN DYSLEXIC, SOMETIMES BEING A MECHANIC AND A SUPER HERO ON CALL??? life is rough 4 him
-sleepy...sleepy king...zzz
-in order to preserve their hero identities more i want to say both the hero groups developed methods of concealing their identities
-in fps case, wendy aka call girl developed a kind of green screen technology/or some sort of device that changes their appearances on the fly
-normal!stan is blonde like all my stans and has all the stan piercings ( i pierced his nose again haha ) but when he changes into toolshed and puts the presto-chango up it makes his hair black & puts him in the outfit BUT IT GLITCHED A LIL ONCE...oh my fkn god...so kyle was like...toolshed did u pierce ur nose? he was like FUCK then was like uh...ya! its something im trying out do u like it and hes like yeah it looks rlly good!!! my roomates nose is pierced but urs looks better <3
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
-kyle is...a toolshed fanboy its so....oh my god
-toolshed ( aka stan ) saved kyle when professor chaos picked someone at random and was using them as a hostage...i think he used a lot of telekinses ( toolkinese help) to save him & passed out
( fun fact if stan interacts w too much psychic energy aka really big tools/stuff that takes a lot of power to operate his nose starts bleeding and he passes out like eleven in strange things )
-ky brought shed back to his dorm room and tried to get him to stay the night to rest, grateful he saved his life...and stan was like oh my god it smells so good in here is that city wok...and kyle was like yeah! its takeout thursday it was for me and my roomate but hes never here and never texts anyways >:( ur welcome to eat it!!! and like DEVOURED IT
-now kyle picks up toolshed!takeout for when he comes by ( simp behavior ) and stan comes back from football practice like OOH IS THAT MAPO TOFU and kyle is like!! DONT TOUCH THAT ITS FOR TOOLSHED!!!! sahdksad *giggling twirling his hair kicking his feet in front of his toolshed poster...smh*
-kyle calls toolshed shed and toolstan accidentally called kyle...sigh kyle pile one time by accident and kyle was like??? uhhhhh what did you say? and toolstan was like I SAID KYLE FILE HAHA!!! *moves the file from his tool belt with his mind* yes kyle swooOOOoned
( he also is like wow thats so cute my roomate calls me kyle pile but!!! file is so cute! aw! its almost better! ( stan like HA! COOL! hope i die! )
-toolstan gave kyle a pager type thing do he can beep stan when hes in trouble and he'll come running...
kyle do....be beeping him for Non Emergency Reasons
-toolshed running from just stopping a bank robbery and was like kyle i got here as fast as i could!! are u hurt!!! and kyles like...ugh im having such a hard time putting this ikea desk together help me *cute eyes emoji*
he like randomly rings toolshed to move heavy stuff or fix his car or help him put bookshelves together...its so unserious...SOMETIMES HE BREAKS STUFF ON PURPOSE
-and stanstan is like!!! kyle i can do all that stuff!!! and hes like no its ok!!! i like when toolshed does it also stan how does my hair look
-also in honor of panderverse i made human kite kyle half black and now he just has a massive ginger fro and freckles and he is so stinking cute to me like hes soooooo fioooone ( also made stan wasian again i have no idea why it just felt right to me guys )
-i think hes a psych major? art history? something like that? he also plays on the college basketball team! ( yes stan b sweating )
- also defends mutants and aliens against slander by the government! he is pro-species! mutant rights!
-bc of the disguise technology its hard to tell What toolshed looks like bc his glasses are really reflective, wendy hooked him up with a voice changer device and he only shows up At Night
-but kyle draws him constantly in his notebook ( aw ) like stuff he can remember...what he thinks he looks like...sometimes he thinks he kind of looks like stan and feels insane abt it and is like STOP HAVING A CRUSH ON UR SBF WHO DOESNT LIKE U BACK DUMBASS TRY LIKING THIS GUY THAT ACTUALLY LIKES U
-also yes they are abt to kiss all the time and get INTERRUPTED
-stan uses the kyshed hangouts to get insight onto how kyle feels abt secret identity stan...and found out that kyle was in love with him for his whole life...but was like! but whatever! im over him haha dont worry abt him toolshed! hes being really weird and secretive anyways were kind of fighting rn ( boooo!!! )
-stan has to disappear all the time and refuses to explain where hes going just that he will be back Some Time and kyle thinks hes going to see wendy secretly and is mad as hell abt it they get into a lot of fights abt it its baaad:/
-think stan has a motorcycle/moped ( THE MOSHED ) that he refurbished himself!!! tyvm! i think he calls it gearshift its red <3
-ceo of drinking screwdrivers
-he can knock those back like noones bizz
-speaking of...sigh...drinking...on his toolbelt theres a metal flask that constantly has vodka in it and hes drunk all the time on the job and hits the flask whenever he needs an "oil change" or "refuel"
-yes he does make lots of tool innuendos
-kyle do be flirting w him really hard in the toolshed ensemble hes about to throw up every five seconds help
-stans toolshed catch phrase is "nailed it! <3" w the bbg wink peace sign combo wombo
-also he is ripped i said what i said he is scrumdidlyumsious he is fine as hell like he is constantly covered in car oil and grease and is sweaty but his aaaaaaarms are so toned the rolled up shirt like please THE JEANS like okaaaay slut stan! like they really were like u know what ur superhero outfit should be u should look like a magic mike construction worker...and u know what...he is serving what can i say
-the drill also has a grappling hook feature and its how he gets across building he is a metalsmith spiderman he hooks it to the top of the dorm building and swings down into his/kyles room
-( also its complicated bc at first it was stan saving kyle bc hes like thats my kyle! heart eyes! and was constantly visiting him as shed to speak candidly with him and his ego was huge bc kyle thought toolshed was cool...then kyle developed a massive crush on toolshed WHICH WAS CUTE until stan realized kyle now liked toolshed and not him asjdljd...
...so then stan got really salty and kept trying to talk himself ( stan ) up to kyle As Toolshed like 'uh ur roomate sounds really cool u should give hm a chance haha!' and kyle was like 'no its ok that ship has sailed i like when my men are reliable' SMH...stan tried to act like less cool as toolshed to get kyle not to like toolshed...it didnt work...so now kyle and toolshed are dating...secretly...help...stan is so stressed)
-toolshed and human kite have been slowburning some kind of enemies to lovers thing i think on the battlefield also...idk whats going on but there is Sexual Tension there! hello!
( idk there are two scenarios im not sure which
its either like kite was an ex fp and betrayed them for some reason ( some kind of misunderstanding/mindcontrol thing ) and tool/shed kinda had a will they wont they were superhero bestfriends and now they are like reeeeallly hostile salty quasi exboyfriends its a mess
or like kyle was angled against fp bc of the alien stigma and cartman formed that odds and ends outcast group and him and shed are constantly pit against each other
either way mysterion is trying to recruit kite to the fp and toolstan is not happy about it at all...but also stan is antideath and hurting people so he never actually hurts human kite kyle ever and even if theyre fighting and a platform is abt to collapse, stan will tighten the bolts and shift it away from kite at the last second, nose bleedin )
ur honor....when are they gonna kiss...like come onnnnn
-also bc kyles an alien i think he bleeds...blue or something its really weird...stan doesnt know abt it
-stan has a lot of dreams abt being saved by some kind of angel creature as a kid he calls it his gurdian angel…
-and its kyle as kite ( awwwww )
-kite also saves Regular Stan often and and reg stan is secretly like ugh my arch nemesis i cant like this guy!!! and acts really salty around him when tho he is a beautiful alien man and kyle is like heart eyes my best friend who im in love with fuck he thinks im evil i hate this...kite will save one person...and its irl stanley marsh im screamin )
-ALSO I THINK WHEN KITE GOES INTO TO HIS MUTANT ALIEN FORM HIS SKIN IS LIKE GREEN OR BLUE OR SOMETHING AND HE LOOKS LIKE A REALLY COOL KINDA SEXC REPTILE MAN LISTEN...HIS EYES GLOW...HOOO...HES MYSTIEQUE FROM XMEN
-its funny abt kite and stan too bc stan is trying to hate him but is starting to learn like oh he just seems evil but hes misunderstood and his eyes are very pretty i like his spots sahdlkshd and later un starts trying to convince him he is not a villian and is like...u know kite ur a much better person than me!! i listen to midwest emo and i cheated on my math test yesterday...ppl hate u bc ur an alien people hate me bc im an idiot...but also i am really cool haha...do u wanna kiss me <3
stan makes a lot of jokes abt being breathless bc of his asthma and i think kite like fixes his asthma w/ his power n stan is like wowzaaaa
-yes this is a weird au let me have this
-im not sure if any of this makes sense
-im gonna make a tldr
SO BASICALLY
stan and kyle: sbfs, roomates, secretly in love with eachother, do not know either of them are superheros/villians also they are constantly fighting because they are keeping secrets from eachother rip
shed and ky: kyle has a massive fanboy crush on toolshed, finds dumb reasons to get toolshed to visit him, does not know hes stan, eventually start secretly dating, stan is suffering in hell
shed and kite: sworn enemies but they have so much sexual tension
kite and stan: kyle/kite is in love with stanley marsh, saves him/helps him out often even tho hes a villian, stan is hellbent on hating him bc he hates kite as shed, but uh...is also...developing a crush on him
( this is so messy im screaming )
wendy and stan: both know eachothers real and superhero identities, help eachother out, very civil exs...wendy is a lesbian and has a crush on world famous supermodel bebe stevens let me have this
mysterion: NO ONE KNOWS WHO MYSTERION IS
conversely: mysterion knows who everyone is baby ;)
( except marjorine maybe idk? )
kenny, kyle, stan: besties! ( kenny knows who both of them are )
kenny and stan: stan got drunk and told kenny abt his superhero identity and kenny keeps it a secret and covers for him
kenny and kyle: kenny...caught kyle doing weird alien shit and did not out him...knows hes human kite
( yes hes trying to parent trap stan and kyle together its actually harder than it looks fml )
TADA
-uncle nina, accidentally made another insane au that makes no fkn sense lmaooooo
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wereh0gz · 1 year
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Had a weird dream where my school was like hosting an activity at their library and we could buy stuff. Think scholastics fair but not books and stationary instead it was a bunch of other stuff. And there were like pikachu and eevee mascot suits there for some reason? That people could just take and wear? Wild. And nasty those were probably sweaty as fuck but I didn't notice
I was with my sociology teacher but he just kinda sat back and did his own thing. And somehow I forgot to bring my wallet so I asked if they could keep stuff for me so I could pay later and they said sure
So I picked a lot of things like dnd stuff and pins and charms and a miku figure and there was a crap ton of charms that were like cards with sonic characters on them. Think they were sa2 themed bc I remember seeing sonic and shadow. I remember spending a lot of time looking at stuff bc the spinny thingy they were displayed on kept changing and it freaked me out a little but not enough for me to realize it was a dream. Anyways so I got all of the unique ones I could find and then left
Then I was in a mall-like place like my brain forgot midway that it was supposed to be a school activity in the school library but whatever I guess we're here now. We got to this other store that sold like clothes and other stuff and specifically a lot of bootleg merch? A lot of it seemed really meme-y for some reason? It was weird anyways I remember looking at this plush of surge specifically and for the most part she actually looked pretty decent and cute except her clothes were completely wrong
I also remember forgetting my binder at some point but when I went back to the library-store-thing it was a completely different room?? And there was like a soldier there watching TV eating lunch or something but otherwise the room was completely empty. Weird dream logic I guess
And that's all I remember
If I had a nickle for every time I dreamt abt getting sonic merch I'd have two nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice
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vonkarma2 · 2 years
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31 and 37 ^_^
sorry every time I do one of these oc ask memes it gets really long lol
31. Pick one OC of yours and explain what their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything really)
This is so hard I’m trying to think of who would ever be on tumblr in any scenario. My only modern day teenager ocs would either not use any social media (grace + saida) or use tik tok + instagram + discord (melanie + tane). Maybe Angel I can see that happening. Not in the present day though, because to me he has to exist in the past him being in the modern day doesn’t feel right for his character. I think he’d be on it like 2010-2013. Running a naruto and vocaloid fan page. He wouldn’t really have any friends online? He’s pretty shy and I don’t think he’d view social media the same way he does real life, he’d want to get followers not make friends if that makes sense. Maybe he’d run like vocaloid-secret-confessions or bestvocaloidsongs or something. OR. Very in depth meta on death note or fullmetal alchemist or something. Either classic vocaloid or mainstream anime but not both, he’d focus on posting abt just one thing. 
37. Introduce an OC who is not quite human
Hmm there’s a lot of them that qualify for this (I really like it as a concept actually this was a good question to ask) so I’m gna list them and explain a little
Tane: First of all, he’s like the center of a multiverse type thing, so he has a lot of copies, some of which aren’t human at all instead being like a demon or something. Second of all, he’s technically not real, having been subconsciously manifested/summoned I guess into existence by Melanie’s psychic powers. Accidentally, she didn’t do it on purpose. He’s sentient and everything though, and usually has the physical qualities of a normal human, although this sometimes changes when under duress
Melanie: She is physically human but she has incredibly strong reality warping powers (that she doesn’t know about) 
Rocio (Inanna + Shamash + Yiming):All of these characters are wizards, who start out exactly the same as normal humans like anyone theoretically could do magic in this universe with enough time and study and resources. However, if you do it over a long enough period of time (we’re talking like decades it’s very gradual) it does modify your cellular structure or whatever in various ways, and it makes you age slower. As well as how your brain works like your neurons stop working and your consciousness becomes powered by magic instead. Lot of boring magic system stuff aha 😝. Rocio has actually only been doing magic for like 6 years so this hasn’t happened to her yet at all, she’s in this category because she almost turned into a constellation like she was THIS close but she didn’t but she kept like some of the omnipotent knowledge the gained in the process and it’s like things man was not meant to know type stuff. Also because she doesn’t have to eat or drink or breathe to live. It hasn’t happened to Inanna or Shamash either bc they accidentally cursed themselves to have like their physical state maintained perfectly forever (it’s been 80,000 years so far and they are completely insane) which also makes them not quite human. It is happening to Yiming though
Gabriel: He was turned into an omnipotent tree 😞
Daisy: They eventually get their consciousness uploaded into software and sadly the original dies 😞 so instead they inhabit like several robots at once. I think this still counts as partly human at least like they still have the same memories and personality they did when they were a human
Luke: Technically he’s dead. Like he’s fine but he did drown unfortunately. Does that count as not being human I think he’s sort of a separate thing due to being animated by magic + it like changed his appearance . By giving him blue anime hair and eyes he’s a magical girl basically who died by drowning but was reanimated in order to protect an undersea kingdom as part of a fairy tale. Yeah
Victor: In his universe, when you die you are reincarnated into like an underworld, but there’s not just one theres several like 800 roughly and when you die in one you go on to the next one like over and over. The only people who who go through this process are humans in the OG world (where the story takes place) so he is like, a human metaphysically speaking in this universe, and he was an actual human before he fucking died. After the first death you basically spawn in the second world the same way you were physically when you died (like age and size roughly) except you are instead a demon (in that they are considered to be scary + have like claws horns extra eyes things like that) and kind of a furry (furry in that they are usually based on one or two animals in appearance, but not just any animal it has to have some kind of a demonic/negative/deathly association like a goat or vulture or bat or something like that). So he himself is like a goat creature, but he also is human kind of. 
Mitchell: Originally he was a regular human, but he is subject to the corruption of a kinda lovecraftian. Bloodborneian. Entity that at first gives him visions of the future but later on like kinda drives him mad in the cosmic horror way sort of like he’s chill about it but it’s still an unpleasant experience sorry Mitchell
Adam: works for the United States government 
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lovelyjasmari · 2 years
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Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 12 ~ Sallie Mae Made Jamil Overblot Edition + Announcement!
About the title...yeah...its in reference to an EXTREMELY stupid ass joke found in this post...you’ll see...
I must say, even though I already read all of book 4 on my own, it’s still a fun treat reading it in EN simply for all the meme-able content the official translations offer! Since it seems like there won’t be any story updates this month, I’ve decided to continue reading book 5 on my own this weekend. There is also another reason I’m going ahead: 
Over on my blog @jasmariswonderland I’m working on a mock event story with  my twst ocs! The story takes place during the events of book 5 and is sort of a side story showing that some of my characters are up to during. So of course I need to finish reading for context but that shouldn’t take long since I don’t have to worry abt battles, twistunes or overblots. 😅
In the meantime, let’s finish up book 4! Warning: pic heavy, some swearing, some personal projection/mentions of my past, meme-ing, yelling at the Tweels and thirsting for ya’ll-already-fucking-know-who. Let’s jump in!
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If we must, Jade. If we must...
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WHY ARE YA’LL ALWAYS SO SUS! EVEN WHEN BEING NICE?!
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LIKE YOU DID DURING THE END OF BEANFEST?! 💀
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Heyyy! Shoutout to my namesake princess! Also off topic, but cyan is one of my personal favorite colors and I would love to cosplay Princess Jasmine one day when I’m thinner. 
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KALIM! Don’t do it! Runnnn!
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Goddamnit, now I have a new ship...😩👀💀
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“Forbidden lore”... whatever Azul! Tell that to all the wonderful artists over on twst twitter! 😭
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God as much as the Tweels amuse me, if I were around them as much as Azul, I’d probably have to sleep with one eye open. Doesn’t help that they’d probably eat Azul if they could. Such an odd dynamic, I love it! 💜
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Awwe his chibi is doing the glasses thing! 🥺🥺🥺
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Jokes aside, I REALLY wanna know Crowley’s secret. Like this man oozes with sus sauce, moreso than any of these beautiful bastards going to NRC. WHY isn’t he trying to find a way to send us home?! WHY does his school suck so hard compared to RSA?! WHY do the students hate each other?!  WHAT IS THIS FUCKING BIRD MAN DOING?! YES! DO IT JAMIL! EXPOSE CROWLEY! Yuulan would probably thank you!
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Orrrrr, ya’ll can just cancel him. That works too...NOT! 😤
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FUCKING JUMPSCARE!!! 🤬😭💀😩🤣
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Thanks Azul, I hate it!
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Intellectuals tend to be dastardly too, you know! 😤
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Uhhhhh...that doesn’t look like a good sign Kalim...
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THIS WILL FUCKING HAPPEN:
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So...I was gonna retake this shot but I BARELY managed to defeat his first OB stage and the more I looked at this pic, the more it made me laugh for some twisted reason. To the point when I was debating weather to do his fight again just to retake it, my bf kept saying “looks like Sallie Mae made Jamil overblot...”
I know...we have an...odd sense of humor. 
Sallie Mae aside, another cool as hell overblot design. All these designs for the overblots are so cool and now I’m even more excited about seeing that Vil’s looks like. But also terrified cause I feel like his will probably be WAY more difficult than this one.
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YEEEEEEETTTTTTTT
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What’s hilarious about these official translations is when they do speak clear english but the localization team still translates it into something else. It was especially noticeable during the culinary crucible event and its EXTREMELY obvious here! 😭😭😭
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And as always, Yuulan continues to be iconic...
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Poor Kalim, this really made me sad. I really feel like he didn’t mean anything malicious. He’s just too sweet and too good for this twisted (punch me) world. 
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SHUT UP YUULAN NOW IS NOT THE TIME
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WHAT THE TRASH CAT SAID
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Jesus fuck Jade! You’re charming but Jesus fuck! But seriously though, I respect it. With that smile, you can be certain no one would be able to find the body...
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THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE YOU NO MORE AZUL (joking, please don’t come for me Azul stans)! Jamils gonna fucking die soon if we don’t do something and all you’re thinking abt is exploiting developing nations for a quick buck! FOR SHAME!
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Aaaaand once again, we as the fans have been cheated of seeing Azul in his octopus form without having to overblot...😭
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All that’s missing from this scene is for the boys and Yuulan to be in sexy red harem outfits...👀
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If he can’t do it, GREAT!!!
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This face is particularly creepy tho. 😳
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Why am I not surprised this fucking bird man was willing to take bribes? This is probably why your school is so messed up (affectionately).
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Okay! Time to get personal for a moment! Up until this point, I’ve had a certain level of sympathy for all the overblot boys and Jamil is no different. But Jamil’s sad story hit me especially hard because I was recently forced to sever ties with a group of toxic friends who, for more than  decade, were the only friends I really had. And my relationship with them was a lot like what Jamil has with Kalim. Without going into much detail, I realize in hindsight that there was a lot of uncheckhed envy on everyone’s part but especially against me. I was made to defer to another friend who, for reasons, had to be better than me at everything. What made things worse was that our other friends were pressuring me to defer to them and yet actively compared me to them every chance they got. 
One of the reasons I’ve been hesitant to continue reading book 5 is because even though I’m only a third of the way in, I can already sense that Vil has a similar dynamic with Neige as I had with this friend of mine and the parallels are even more clear to me. I hate to use this word but it’s been extremely triggering to me because these friends left me in an extremely venerable position that has only fed into my obsession with perfection and my self hatred. I have no friends at this point in my life and my creative pursuits are what bring me joy these days but one thing I’ve really appreciated and loved about Twisted Wonderland is the writing and how layered the characters are. That I can see my traumas in this story makes me feel strangely validated. I know that’s a pathetic thing to say but it’s true.
OKAY PERSONAL SHIT OVER! LETS CONTINUE!
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🥺🥺🥺
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Floyd, sweetie, I mean this in the nicest way possible, but please shut up before I pull out my stick again... (affectionately) 
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OOF! That’s all I can say, hell, that’s all I COULD say when I first read this! 😂
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Daaaaammmnnnnnnnnn this is actually pretty awesome! And true.
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Awweeee, this is so sweet. You two have really grown on me since the first time we met in the prologue. We’re all officially besties and it’s awesome! Even if you two do act like airheads sometimes...
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But I’d love to know what public transportation is like in this world. Are there planes? Even though brooms are a thing. I’m sure boats are a thing since most of the land are isles, but yeah, I’m curious now. 
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Unlike Crowley, who DID...
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And yet, you’re smiling...❤❤❤
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Awwe, they were worried too! 
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Oh, hi Lilia. Fancy seeing you he...LILIA?!?!
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Please don’t, and for the love of god, PUT THOSE FUCKING FANGS AWAY!!! 👀
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Though I wish he hadn’t vanished so quickly, I would have happily invited Malleus to our feast, Lilia too! 💚
Also, I feel for Mal probably on his knees praying to the Great Seven that we wouldn’t figure out that M.D. stood for Malleus Draconia. Since he probably couldn’t sign the card Tsunotaro without Lilia interrogating him about it. Or worse, Sebek having a hissy fit abt someone daring to call Malleus such a name. 😭
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OH GOD THE RAT IS BACK
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THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?! WHAT DOES ANY OF THAT MEAN?!
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Oh God...OH FUCK! OHHHH FUCKKKKK! Does that mean...? Could that possibly mean?? 👀👀💙💙👀👀💙
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APPLE CHILD! My sweet apple child! His birthday is coming up soon too! 💙
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Where’s my stick...
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NOOOOO! Don’t cry, Epel! Please don’t cry! And the “dagnabbit” is adorably funny! I wasn’t gonna pull for Epel’s birthday card but I lowkey want to just to see how EN will translate that one part of his birthday story where he completely goes into his dialect.
Anywhoo, please don’t cry, Epel! Who would dare make my sweet apple child cry?! Cause the second I find them, me and my stick are gonna...
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...oh...oh...nevermind...I’ll just put this stick down and see myself out...*backs away slowly*
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FUUUUUCCCKKKK! THERE HE IS THERE HE IS THERE HE IS MY DARLING HANDSOME SEXY SUS-AS-FUCK HUNTER!!! 💙💙💙
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Aaaannndddd, I’m back on my Rook-thirst bullshit again. Sorry Epel, you’re on your own for now. When Rook comes on screen, my better judgement leaves me out the opposite window! And with that, let me end this before I get too far in my Pomefiore flailing. Yeah...🤣🤣🤣
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neonstatic · 1 month
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re: that post abt the Talking Stage. truly, it is one of the things holding me back from entering the dating scene. yes, besides my seemingly below-average interest in romance and my abundance of insecurities... like, i cannot stand the thought of having to deal w someone who will make themself 24/7 100% availabe to me. or, pretending that i am 24/7 100% available to someone. i am not. what are we doing. i've already dealt with someone who needed my attention all day - it didn't end well and i am completely over it, and we were friends! hell, even when i'm making new friends, i get put off when they start messaging me on a daily basis. like, what are you doing? i don't miss you yet, give me time >:( you can go one day without sending me a meme, babe.
in their defense, it could be my avoidant attachment (or wtv tf) speaking. i don't actually know much abt the talking stage except for the glimpses i see from ppl making vids abt dating. it sounds very anxiety inducing. i had this guy friend who, in the early stages of our friendship, would message me pretty frequently and it rly irritated me so i always kept the convo super short. we also worked together so i mean, i see and think of you enough, my dude. was he trying to date me? he was definitely trying to shag. could it have become romantic at any point had i shown genuine, consistent interest? ah, i guess we'll never know!
there's also smth abt live chatting that makes me nervous? or restless or idk. i just don't like it v much! lowkey i rly like that i talk to ppl in different timezones who don't expect me to reply instantly. smth abt the importance of timing... like, ykno when you have a spitfire back-and-forth and then the other person...suddenly takes a minute longer to reply and it feels personal? i hate that feeling and i hate having to watch out so i don't cause that feeling and having to read in-between the lines of fkg pauses in our dialogues. it's not good for my overthinking brain!! truly i was made to be a pen pal.
this doesn't mean you ppl should not dm me >:/ talk to me!!!!! no amount of neurotics shall keep us away from each other <3
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many-gay-magpies · 2 years
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the urge i have to write novels of groups' lore. is astronomical. if you ever plan on writing that dark moon novel I WILL JOIN YOU I'LL DO IT NO HESITATION WE'RE PRACTICALLY ALREADY WRITING ONE RN
oh god the reader-insert-ness of sooha in the webnovel is sO BAD MAGS. i physically cringed a few times. have a Lot of thoughts abt the sooha i wish we had because yes !!! a sooha with walls built because she has trouble trusting people !! because her whole life she's been judged and been an outcast !! a sooha who fights for her life first and asks questions later because she's just so afraid !!!! and a process of opening up and learning to be vulnerable and loved !!!!!! i also very much see a moment for her when she realizes that if the vampire boys with all their dumbassery/weirdness (and borderline creepiness when you think of the night-prowling) can manage to be the most popular students at decelis, hell, maybe she can too. sooha is a character with a Long way to go in terms of self-love too and i wish her arc could be dedicated to accepting herself in all her uniqueness and growing to be stronger with friends like her by her side. you know, instead of getting a boyfriend. i will not lie to you though, i do still enjoy canon sooha's positivity and bubbly energy. its fun to picture the dark moon boys and sooha like the "sunshine/sunshine protector" meme too, if you know the meme. just sooha w her seven besties that would kill a man for her
OKAY HEAR ME OUT. SHION AND JAKAH ON THEIR LITTLE CRYPTID WALK AND THEY DECIDE TO RACE EXCEPT SHION ON THE CEILING AND JAKAH ON THE FLOOR BC SHION SWEARS ANTIGRAV CEILING TRAVEL IS FASTER THAN NORMAL RUNNING AND JAKAH IS OBVIOUSLY LIKE "i am literally superpowered in terms of speed" AND SHION INSISTING ON RACING ANYWAY (jakah wins ofc and shion ends up kind of dizzy and motion-sick after)
-vrvr anon
NO ALL OF THIS. SO MUCH. id have so many plans for an actually good dark moon novel bro im not kidding like id probably make sooha way more traumatized than she is in canon because i like writing traumatized characters but..... there would be SO MUCH . and hell id probably come up with an entirely different backstory for sooha and the boys and how they were connected Before because the whole princess + knights thing lowkey makes me cringe HDJHFFJGF
BUT ANYWays. SOOHA. YES. the sooha we could have had........ *wipes away single tear* shes so beautiful bro :') EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IM HAVING SO MANY FEELINGS . sooha with walls a mile thick !! sooha who fights first and asks questions later !! yes !!!!! a sooha who's just. so constantly afraid all the time of being cast out or shunned or even KILLED for something she's not even sure she IS, and covers that fear with the biggest show of bravery she knows how to put on because the fear only lets them know she's vulnerable. don't let them know. never let them know
like you said though i do like the (webtoon) canon dynamic of her being sunshine and all the boys being her seven sunshine protectors (that dynamic is my absolute shit shjfbfjfb its SO sweet) but even then id like it even better if the dynamic was less focused on sooha and heli's romance plot and more focused on... sooha..... like just imagine. a sooha that's aggressively sweet and kind and cheery, a sooha that's unwaveringly positive, precisely BECAUSE she's been through so much shit in her life and she doesn't want to be the "evil, murdering vampire" that everyone sees her as, so she covers all her bad parts up with a sunny attitude and a bright smile, hoping that people won't hate her that way. she's friendly and personable, but after chris she always kept people at arm's length so that no one could find out the truth. this sooha still needs to learn how to love herself, and be vulnerable; how to accept that who she is isn't something to be ashamed of. hell, she might even be on par with salty defensive brash sooha in my head :')
[HELP i didnt mean to go and make sunshine sooha angsty as well but. really all my headcanons for her boil down to her being ostracized and attacked all her life and building up walls to protect herself, just in different ways. now that i think about it my ideas for a lot of characters (whether they're headcanons for other characters or ideas for my original characters) involve them putting up masks to hide their true selves/feelings so that they can't be hurt, whats up with that actually--]
OKAY NOW ON A MORE POSITIVE NOTE. i just got the very funny image of the "sunshine and seven sunshine protecters" image with sooha and the brothers but,,, she is ALSO very capable of killing a man. so like some dude comes up to her and tries to pull some shit and all the vamps are like "grrr hands off our bestie >:(" in the background but she fucking annihilates the guy before any of them get the chance to do anything. (sunshine protectors who WOULD kill a man for her but usuallu dont need to because she's completely capable of disposing of them herself)
a race with jakah on the ground and shion on the ceiling.... thats such a funny image bro im in love with it. and then at the end when jakah's waiting at the meeting point they agreed upon and shion finally, FINALLY reaches it (like a full thirty seconds to a minute after jakah lmao), he drops down from the ceiling spiderman-style, wrapping himself around jakah and knocking him to the ground while hissing "you fucking cheater" in his ear. and jakah (dying from the full weight of shion on top of him) is like "ITS LITERALLY MY POWER WHAT DID YOU EXPECT--"
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nomadicadventures · 3 years
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Haikyuu Boys bake Macarons w their gn s/o
iwaizumi, oikawa, akaashi, kuroo, 
Warnings:  fluff, if anyone comes up w something i missed please lmk
A/N: I had a bake day and my biggest flex was 2.5/3 successful batches of macarons and then this idea was born 😎
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Iwaizumi
We’re gonna say this isn’t the first time you’ve ever made these
You guys just wanted to do something fun together on a weekend you both had free and you were in the mood for a project
You make him get the kitchenaide out of the cabinet cuz its heavy af and he’s Muscle Man 
He isn’t big on baking and prefers cooking for you but when you hit him with the 🥺 he agreed to help
Helps you measure everything out and puts all the ingredients away as you go
Calls you a dumbass when you dump the powdered sugar into the food processor too fast and it poofs in ur face
Offers to separate the eggs while you sift the dry ingredients 
Wraps his arms around you from behind while you hyper focus on whipping the egg whites and adding the ingredients at the right time
You let him pick the color and he asks if you could do the Seijoh colors
Yes ofc babe ily 😌
Once all the batter is ready for piping you split it into 2 bags and see who can make theirs more uniform
You make him a special set shaped like a jersey but hide it for later
Cuddles you for the hour that they have to dry before baking
You kick him out of the kitchen for the decorating and filling process
Smiles really big when you hand him the little #4 jersey you decorated with white buttercream and icing
He takes a pic and sends it to Oikawa to flex his amazing s/o’s baking skills
He doesn’t want to eat it cuz its so cute and perfect (like you)
Lots of kisses earned for that one
Overall a success 1000/10 would bake w Iwa again 😌✨✨✨
Oikawa
Pronounces it with an obnoxious french accent every. single. time.
It’s macaROHN not macaROON
I h8 him but he’s right
He definitely has tried a lot of different of flavors (courtesy of the fanclub)
Chose vanilla for some reason idk
Helps collect the ingredients but other than that just watches you do your thing
Chooses the playlist and sings along with you 
You ask him if he wants a specific color or shape and he jokingly says volleyballs
Gets excited when you say “that’s so cute! I can do that!!” 
You let him help with the buttercream cuz it’s pretty hard to mess up 
He swipes some on your nose to be cute
You return the favor and he makes the pikachu meme face
Stands behind you and holds his phone so you can see a picture of a volleyball 
Purely coincidence that he’s in the pic too
He thinks its cute when your tongue sticks out while you focus on drawing the lines right with an edible marker
Makes sure you take pictures of them before he eats one 
Posts on his insta abt it
“My beloved s/o made me volleyball macarons!! 🏐”
Loves them so much and asks if you could make them for his birthday or next team party
10/10 fun quality time
Akaashi
Ok this man is PREPARED
He makes sure you have all right ingredients and bowls and such
Checks the recipe and buys enough for a second batch in case the first goes wrong somehow 
Probably watched a youtube video on making macarons the night before so he would know what to do and prints out a template for the cookie size
You offer to make them coffee and chocolate flavored cuz that’s his favorite and he melts a little
Breaks out the scale and helps you measure out everything in grams like a professional
Sifts the dry ingredients for you 
Calms you down when you get overwhelmed and worried you did something wrong or missed a step
“Keiji, do you think these peaks are soft enough??” “Yeah that looks like it did in the video. We add the sugar now right?” 
2 relatively anxious people in a kitchen 
His piping skills are better than yours sorry bud
blame the pretty setter hands 🙌
Puts on a movie for the waiting period and preheats the oven for you when it’s time
Smiles at your expression when they come out perfect 
Helps you fill them with the coffee buttercream 
Arranges them on a nice plate for photos and takes pictures 
Very bookstagram esque
He saves one for Bokuto 
100/10 would want to bake w Akaashi again 🥰
Kuroo
Baking is basically edible chemistry so when u ask him to help he jumps at the chance
You ask him chemistry questions related to meringue and the macaronage process
“Hey Tetsu, why do egg whites turn into foam when whipped a lot?”
“Why do eggs foam better when lukewarm?”
“Why do macarons taste better the next day or so?”
If he doesn’t know the answer he’ll google it and get back to you 
He reads the whole scientific explanation to you and if you get confused or he uses a word you don’t know he explains it 
Very educational process 
Cracks baking jokes 
You choose to do lemon macarons cuz why not (lemon meringues r sooo good just saying) 
He mostly reads the recipe to you a loud and hands you things 
Has an apron w a bad pun on it 😒
Keeps distracting you during the mixing process with hugs and kisses
Pretends he told you the directions in the wrong order just to see you panic for a second 
You smack him upside the head for that
Now he has powdered sugar in his hair
Challenges you to a piping contest
Forgets to apply pressure on the top of the piping bag and batter starts coming out and getting all over his hands
You won the contest obv
While the circles are drying you realize they look like yellow emojis and get an idea
You make one that looks like the 🤓 and give it to him 
“A smart cookie for my smart cookie” 
He smiles so big from the pun and how happy you are with the result of your hard work
Literally so soft for you
Puts some aside for his friends so he can share his s/o’s talent
9/10 only cuz he made a mess and kept trying to mess you up
Still love him tho
A/N: This is my first ever fic/headcanon piece and I have some for a part 2 and 3 if anyone wants that! Also each of you is amazing and should go drink water 😌✨
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sovpologist · 3 years
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how do you think mara will react to crow? assuming they do meet which i’m honestly 100% sure they will (one of the writers hinted at it on her twitter 👀) i’m hoping they don’t make her out to be some kind of unreasonable bitch that tries to “steal” crow or some bs like that... she doesn’t strike me like that kind of person but some people (mostly mara haters) are saying they think she will do just that lol
im def hoping for some ingame interactions (even if it’s just ghost telling mara about crow and mara responding/reacting) but tbh id be pleased with even just a lore piece describing how they feel about each other/interacting!! and lol i def don’t think the writers will have mara try to “steal” crow… i’ve seen the meme comics abt her trying to do that so that crow can smugly turn her down and i just laugh because it’s so out of character for mara. first of all, she would never be so open about her manipulations and second of all, mara just doesn’t really care about people loving her like that. realistically i think they’ll have mara be very cold and distant towards crow, but here are my pipe dreams…..
i would love for a more nuanced take… it’s very understandable that to crow and the guardians faces she would be very dismissive and cold, bc that’s how she always is to the guardian as it’s her public queen persona, but i would love some lore from her perspective being more honest about how it’s hard for her to see him like that or how she misses her brother and regrets how their relationship turned out (bc we see a little bit of that in the marasenna before she “dies” and i would love to see it expanded upon). i would also love to see crow expressing that she seems familiar, since as someone pointed out awoken who are close to mara during their lifetimes and then are turned into guardians still have some sense of connection with her (like orin) which i find soooo fascinating. also since mara was dubiously friendly with orin and kept in contact with her even though she was a guardian and mara doesn’t really like guardians, i would love to see mara have a journey of gradual acceptance and go from being very cold and distant towards crow towards maybe accepting him and realizing he’s not so different from uldren and realizing that they could kind of have a second chance at their relationship. bc it’s shown in the marasenna that mara regrets how their relationship turned out and how distant they’ve become but basically thinks it’s just far too late to fix things so she gives up (bad mara!!!!). so this would be a perfect “do-over” and a clean slate and a chance for them to have a healthy friendship, even if they’ll probably never become as close as they once were as twins.
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delicatejisung · 4 years
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𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐜𝐭 & 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐯
HYUNG LINE:
[yanna calls them “hyung” because she’s uncomfortable with calling people “oppa” since she didn’t grow up with an older brother]
♡ 𝓉𝒶𝑒𝒾𝓁 [yanil] :
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- both shy around each other when with the other members but have had very deep talks about life and whatnot
- never fails to tease him abt how cute he is even though he’s the oldest
- taeil once laughed so hard because of yanna, he started crying
- often ruffles her hair when they see her practice
- yanna sees him as an older brother but claims she calls him “uncle” even though she never does
- taeil believes in yanna’s vocals the most and claims she’s just as good as him
- nctzens’ favorite moment: they once did a vlive where they just sang for a whole hour and did duets that czennies have always requested. it was really cute because when yanna was singing, taeil looked at her with the proudest look.
♡𝒿𝑜𝒽𝓃𝓃𝓎 [yanny/johnna]:
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- literally her brother
- “no, yanna. i don’t think that’s a good idea.”
- he literally thinks he raised her
- except when she seems like she understands a dirty joke, then he yEeTs and goes “who raised you?”
- hypes her up!!
- always reminisces about their trainee days and how small yanna was
- “you were always just too big, hyung” “YOU WERE A DWARF”
- ships yanna with mark for some reason no one understands
- “mark, why are you suddenly talking about yanna?” “you literally JUST asked about her”
- johnny took yanna to watch “hamilton” and she started crying about how much she loves johnny
- nctzens’ favorite moment: during the “a cup of coffee” vlive, yanna tried so hard not to laugh at ten’s “john’s banana” joke she ended up spitting out her smoothie unto johnny and he stuffed her mouth with tissue for getting the joke.
♡ 𝓉𝒶𝑒𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑔 [yanyong/yongna] :
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- taeyong once said that his family has adopted yanna, but it was often passed around as a joke so no one knows if it’s true
- helps her out a lot!!
- she always says taeyong is very similar to her mom
- loves ruby and was once asked by ty to take her for a walk
- always says taeyong is her bias
- freaks out when he’s shirtless in an mv
- “oioioioioioioi taeyong-hyung, isn’t that too much skin?”
- but taeyong also freaks out when yanna gets way too much inkigayo sandwiches with numbers (yes, hyuck ratted it out to them)
- basically mother & daughter
- nctzens’ favorite moment: during an ot19 vlive, taeyong was busy counting the members and kept on repeating because he could only count 18. he asked the members if someone was missing and they all said they were complete, yanna then said “you forgot to count yourself again” which made the members giggle at taeyong’s “ah, you’re right”.
♡ 𝓎𝓊𝓉𝒶 [yunna] :
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- japanese lessons !!
- “what’s an ikemen?” “me”
- yuta always has his hand on yanna’s head when they’re together
- backhugs
- would fight over winwin (but winwin chooses her all the time)
- very protective of yanna
- once pushed a “fan” for inappropriately touching her
- never leaves yanna’s side when they’re together in airports and whatnot
- yuta once promised her that they’d go to japan together and he’d give her a tour
- nctzens’ favorite moment: yanna slipped during black on black and yuta carried her the whole time after.
♡𝓀𝓊𝓃 [kunna/yankun] :
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- yanna is kun’s #1 hype man
- they literally love each other so much
- kun babies her all the time
- yanna cried when wayv debuted
- of course, she sometimes calls him “kun mama” for meme purposes
- they facetime every week
- “do you really like talking to me or you just want to see xiao-“ “KUN GE”
- ships yanna with xiaojun because he can
- nctzen’s favorite moment: wayv was doing a live once and yanna entered the room, unaware of what was going on, she was behind the camera so the viewers were surprised when kun suddenly ran. the members could only laugh as yanna yelled out “I CAN’T BREATHE” and the viewers finally got it.
♡ 𝒹𝑜𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓃𝑔 [yando/nado] :
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- doyoung finds jeno the cutest but yanna is a close second
- ALWAYS buys her ice cream
- a huge fan of vocal!yanna and claims he taught her how to sing
- always calls her “ae-cha” instead of yanna
- a sasaeng calls yanna’s phone? trust doyoung to yell at him/her.
- very very very very protective of yanna
- she’s always very proud of doyoung and always sings his parts in nct u songs randomly
- nctzens’ favorite moment: there’s a clip of doyoung yelling in pain because jeno and yanna both decided to sit on his lap at the same time.
♡ 𝓉𝑒𝓃 [tenna/yen] :
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- sassy duo, to be honest
- act like they hate each other for 20 seconds before laughing and hugging each other
- yanna can never take ten seriously
- but she respects his dancing the most
- ten respects how strong yanna is
- they have the best english conversations
- “you’re not sassy, i’m sassy” “you’re not sassy, hyung. you’re sexy.” “OH?”
- [ten’s part on any wayv music video] *cue yanna laughing just because*
- nctzens’ favorite moment: while everyone were hyping ten up for his dance break in BOB, yanna mocked him and ten was quick to chase her.
♡ 𝒿𝒶𝑒𝒽𝓎𝓊𝓃 [yanhyun/jaenna] :
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- jaehyun loves pinching her cheeks
- she loves punching his arm
- jaehyun’s sweaters? nope, hers now!
- his arm is always around her shoulders and hers around his back
- have hinted a thousand times to sm that they want to sing together but NOBODY LISTENS
- picks her up like a sack when she has fights with hyuck
- “he started it!” “and i’m ending it.”
- claims she’s jaehyun’s daughter
- nctzens’ favorite moment: when she reacted to “Kick It”, she literally looked away as soon as she saw Jaehyun shirtless and almost broke her neck from turning away too quickly. It kept happening and she got tired so she just said “JAEHYUN-HYUNG, YOUR DAUGHTER IS WATCHING.”
♡ 𝓌𝒾𝓃𝓌𝒾𝓃 [yanwin] :
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- she’s also whipped for winwin
- misses him everytime and suddenly goes “ah, winwin-hyung...” and smiles
- winwin also has a soft spot for her
- pretty sure he also ships her with xiaojun but doesn’t like annoying her with it
- they bonded over the amount of lines they used to get
- pinching is their thing, no one knows why
- nctzens��� favorite moment: during the china line vlive (chenle, renjun, winwin, kun & lucas), winwin said that yanna should be there but chenle explained that her nationality isn’t chinese. all 5 of them were discussing for a whole 5 minutes until winwin just pouted, still not getting why she wasn’t there with them. after a few minutes, she entered with jaemin and jungwoo but winwin wouldn’t let her leave so she just joined the whole thing.
♡ 𝒿𝓊𝓃𝑔𝓌𝑜𝑜 [yanwoo] :
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- “jungwoo-hyung looks like ice bear” - yanna huang, 2k19
- cuddles for dayssssss
- jungwoo said it was yanna who originally taught him “idkwtd”
- she finds anything he does cute and vice versa
- squishes each other’s cheeks ALL THE TIME
- yanna said that jungwoo made “boss” legendary and he cried
- nctzens’ favorite moment: there was a whole vlive where jungwoo and yanna were hugging the whole time while the others talked.
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Looks like you’re gonna have to gush some more cuz I meant in general uwu🌸
🌺😌🤟 Always happy to! Okay here’s just some General bnha Thoughts ™ Mostly Lov centric. You asked for them, and you said GUSH about them, so here’s. A Lot! :)
This isn’t a lov one but it’s really funny so I thought I’d put it out there:
-when bnha was first gaining traction on tumblr, it was all art of Tsuyu. I have no idea why. People were talking about the funky frog lesbian superhero anime. Maybe it was just the people I was following, maybe it was a general trend, but I LOVED her design!!! my fav color and frogs r super cute!!! And I already loved superhero media, so I was like. I’ll watch it. For Her. SO. FROPPY IS THE REASON I WATCHED/READ BNHA. I went in thinking she was the protag and I was sooo confused when Izuku was... tbh I still think it’d be more interesting if she was lmaooo aus where? ...seriously if anyone has good aus where this is the case send them LOL
-I don’t actually feel that bad abt what Shigaraki’s doing. I still feel bad for him. I’m this post. yes im an apologist. its not my fault hes sexy and has been running around shirtless. hes a lesbian icon like thor is. I want to touch his hair. hes never done anything wrong in his life. he could kill all might, deku, bakugo, whatever, I’d still be sayin this. I don’t feel bad for gt. like. was anyone genuinely attached to him? lmao
-well u know how spinner’s quirk is just sticking to things? We haven’t seen him use it in canon except like, (1) time iirc?? I think this is probably bc he’s embarrassed about it even in front of the league... I loooove the idea that he gets more comfortable with it around them :”) and also how shigaraki. um. does that falling asleep thing while standing up with his eyes open, canonly? (which I still love lmfao) Imagine someone in the league walking in a dark room, turning on the light n just seeing. Spinner upside down, stuck to the ceiling asleep bc heat rises and its Warmer Up There. (cold blooded thing like tsuyu?? come ON give him a big fuzzy coat and scarf...) and Shigaraki in the center of the room, slouched but still standing, eyes open and motionless. Theyre both sleeping. Whomever sees it just...slowly walks out. LMAO
-Toga roller derby au. No deep thoughts I just think she’d be good at it. 
-Toga 100% is a social butterfly and could befriend anyone if they didn’t just judge the fact she was trying to stab them smh :/ (ok but seriously anytime I see cute friendships with her n the other kids im like :) aw. I feel like her and Camie...would be good friends. Camie feels chill enough to be like ‘ok whatever thats totally fine I forgive you!!’ LMAO we love airheads here)
-HOW DID TOGA GET SO GOOD AT FIGHTING? We know she’s been on the run since middle school or so, but good enough to pin Deku down after he’s been formally trained at a ~hero school~ for a while? (she pinned him TWICE I think, once when his arms were messed up, but, the other time as Camie, so? AND THEN WAS ONE OF THE 100 PEOPLE TO GO THRU TO THE 2ND ROUND OF THAT? even tho she didn’t bc she had to leave) good enough to beat Aizawa in a fight and stab him? A professional hero and teacher for YEARS? Is that seriously just street training??? Can people acknowledge how amazing her combat skills and reflexes are??? More Toga appreciation when?? Also her backstory??? SO subversive and incredible, hate when people reduce her to just a ~typical anime yandere~ :/
-Tomura doing stuff with his hands/fingers to train his quirk!!! And to learn to be careful with it!! obv I’m a Big Fan of him playing piano to do this and video games are prob the canon answer, but like, guitar or any stringed instrument that requires Hands would work too. Or knitting/sewing? EMBROIDERING? ??? Please, let me give you the mental image of him knitting aggressively while mentally scheming, watching a twitch streamer or smth too while doing it. (Doing stuff with your hands is a great way to let your mind come up with creative stuff, that’s how I come up with writing/drawing ideas 70% of the time)
-Tomura actually PREFERS cutesty, relaxing games. I mean, he does fighting and bloody stuff irl, games are a way to relax...he’ll play shooters and gta type games with The Lads, but. on his own?? animal crossing. pokemon. kirby games. mario. zelda. BIG ZELDA FAN (not saying this bc I, personally, am biased, but,) slime rancher, stardew valley, funny simulator games... he really enjoys those :”) God forbid he has a kid bc they’re 100% getting named after a viddy game character unless someone can talk him out of it LOL. Toga and Tomura are that animal crossing /doom meme where she’d be asking for doom and him asking for animal crossing :”)
-Bits and pieces of Before are kinda stuck in Kurogiri’s brain, but like. mostly useless stuff the doctor didn’t care about removing. Like, types of clouds. So Tomura kinda picks up on stuff like that. He can just look at clouds and tell you what type they are because Kurogiri used to take him up to high places in the city and point them out to calm Tomura down from a panic attack when he was younger. He can tell you if the sky looks like it’ll rain with a 80% accuracy rate too. 
-Kurogiri left food out for kitties in the alley beside the bar. They weren’t allowed in for Health Reasons (it IS a bar with sanitation standards!!) And Tomura really wouldn’t stop it or encourage it either way so long as Kurogiri did his job, but occasionally would stand outside with Kurogiri and just watch the kitties from a distance. If any approached he’d go back in (lowkey afraid he’d hurt them by touching them :( ) They kinda kept that between them tho, bc they both Know AFO is a big bag of dicks and no fun
-people have pointed out how similar aizawa and tomura look. this was 100% the intention. tomura has a hatecrush on him. THIS IS SO FUNNY AND HORRIBLY AWKWARD FOR KUROGIRI LMAO
-Sako??? Mr. Dramatic?? Opera fan. Drama kid. Like, obviously, but. Really. He is. I feel like he can speak a dozen languages. I also feel like he used to be an overachiever but got too ambitious. He was def some kind of leader at one point of a diff Group or something that fell apart. I LOVE how creative he is with his quirk and the magician theme??? incredible. I don’t show him enough love but I Love Clowns :o)
-I don’t care what their canon heights are. Spinner and Dabi? short kings. My height hcs are (tallest to shortest) Kurogiri, Twice, Sako (who also has heels on his boots and a tall hat, keep in mind), Tomura, Magne (Tomura and Magne are about the same height imo) Toga, Spinner, Dabi. LISTEN. Dabi has short energy. Sorry. it’s true tho
-This is a semi-popular hc I think bc I KNOW I’ve seen it before, but Dabi having Terrible Vision and needing glasses is so so good. (seriously, with burns THAT close to his eyeballs, how could he not?) 
-he tries to be a tough loner coolguy. you’d think he’d smoke, but I hc his ‘weak constitution’ comes with weak lungs (esp from years of a flame quirk?? inhaling smoke over so much time is SO bad for you, most people who die in fires actually die of smoke inhalation...) so he’s got like, an inhaler, can’t smoke, actually gets carsick, needs glasses, overuses quirk to save friends constantly, likes napping, a little awkward and rude. Tomura put him in charge of the vanguard so he’s smart, and good with strategies too, like a nerd. this is the Dabi I wanna see, not the popular fandom version of him tbh also step on hawks one more time sir :”)
-I wish all the lov fics weren’t?? villain!deku like I said earlier, but also, chatfics? I have nothing against them but most of them are just a bombardment of Memes with NO PLOT!!! Listen. text/chatfics CAN have plot and be an interesting way to tell a story. I almost want to write one just to show what I mean...
I know I’ve said I like spinaraki and blackmagic, but I am a multishipper, so a few ships I don’t talk about that I like that involve the lov in some way:
-toga/any of the 1A girls??? or Camie??? super interesting. ALSO in the radio drama, bakugo’s voice actor said Toga was his favorite girl??? so?? bakugo/toga ?? I WANT TO SEE IT. but specifically my fav dynamic with her is when someone ELSE is the one to like her first, it’s what she deserves.
-Kurogiri/aizawa/mic?? any variety of that is also 👌🏻 I also kinda wanna see kurogiri/all might bc. Dads. COME ON. they bond over ‘well, I raised him, and you want to have a part in his life now?? ok. earn it. prove it. I’ll screen you first’ or something LMAO they’re both genuinely concerned for the boy, and SOOO biased. let them bond.
-WAIT WHERE IS THE MIC/COMPRESS CONTENT. THEYRE BOTH DRAMATIC. ENEMIES TO LOVERS?? HELLO??? SOMEONE?? ANYONE. rarepair hours
-giran/twice is cute. like he was hyping him up so much and so ready to go save him...
-dabi/magne where is the content. when. why not everywhere??? I’ve also seen magne/compress which was cute!! or twice/magne? they’re the big sibs of the lov...
-dabi/spinner?? come ON dabi could get over his learned biases and spend time with him and they could hold hands. I want them to.
-dabihawks. Obviously bc the Drama. yes even still, don’t @ me. (also, shigahawks, seen some REAL interesting fics with it tbh) or spinahawks?? adding hawks to a ship is like adding extra chili powder. makes it SPICY dramatic)
-nine/tomura don’t @ me once again. both kinda afo’s playthings, nine obviously was the test for tomura’s new upgrades...they both love their friends...That Scene in the Flower field </3 hmmm tragicships are fun.
-tomura/mirko. more enemies to lovers. big fan of her and bunnies. remember when he wore bunny ears in bnha smash. (ok its crack but. CUTE.) 
-I’ve also seen shiganatsu and shigafuyu and I’m like. these are cute, but also Dabi’s reaction always makes me cry laugh. so good.
-MOST EVERYONE IN THE LOV IS LGBTQA+!!! heres my personal headcanons:
Toga: pan or bi (CANON BASICALLY)
Magne: transwoman (CANON BABEY) bi, leans towards men. (her crush on dabi in bnha smash... uwu content where)
Shuichi: gets sooooo flustered canonly, I think he’d go for the first person Who Hit On Him (I can see him being the target of those mean pranks where someone says ‘my friend likes you!!’ and the friend is like ‘eww!!’ :(((( ) he’s super hesitant for romance, lots of repressed stuff. gay but takes sooo long to realize it bc he thinks most women are conventionally pretty Aesthethically, feels obligated to Like Them, but has bad self esteem so never goes after them, then only likes (1) guy so hes like?? is this allowed?? is this allowed???? (HES LIKE. IN LOVE WITH SHIGARAKI)
Dabi: bi but rly hasn’t ever gotten to date anyone, so he’s actually more reserved about it and while he’ll tease, he absolutely is absent and kinda oblivious (again, I KNOWWWW bnha smash isnt canon, but. my god. when magne is hitting on him and he Just Doesnt Understand.) also hes ace
Tomura: doesn’t care. (just prob says ‘its whatever’) trans/nonbinary (i’M NOT PROJECTING, BUT. :’/) probably goes with like, the label queer if any but doesn’t care much for labels
Kurogiri: bi??? kind of??? I say kind of bc well, I hc U Know Whom as bi, I feel like thatd carry over but he’d be really avoidant to date anyone bc hes gotta Watch His Kid u know? this is gonna sound surprising but I think he’d be the type to be like ‘ok we can have a one night stand/fling BUT it cant get personal bc I have a Job to Do for my Son so don’t get up in your feelings’ and act a little coldly at first or very ..not personable... depending on who it was he’d prob turn around eventually, esp if that person valued his feelings/job :”)
Sako: that mans Not Straight. I hc him as gay and also trans :3c
Twice: Bi and HAS dated prob more than anyone else in the league imo, super comfortable with his sexuality and supportive of everyone else’s :)
ok that’s about all I can think of atm, come back in 5 minutes and my brain will refill with lov headcanons :3 thank you for asking!!
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lovelyjasmari · 2 years
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Twisted Wonderland Reaction Part 13 ~ Dani’s New Hell Edition
 Title is a reference to one of my pomefiore ocs who’s abt to have one hell of a wild ride during book 5...I...tried my best to think of a better title for this. I really tried...
Hello everyone!
Welp, months after falling fast for this series, the moment I’ve been waiting for has finally come! However it did come a little too late since I have already read about 75% of Book 5 on my own already and this post is mainly to react to the translations and some of the questionable changes in dialogue. 😭😅
But I’ll be honest, I really struggled to push through it for very personal reasons. This chapter truly solidified my love for Vil and secured his position as my ultimate favorite Twst character above both Rook AND Malleus for the sole reason of just how much we personally have in common. But this chapter has also brought up some extremely distressing flashbacks to traumatic events that happened during my days as an EGL that I thought I was over. And in the end, I still haven’t finished, I think I got to the point RIGHT BEFORE the overblot when I had to pause again. 
So you know what that means, EN-only moots? THAT MEANS WE GET TO WATCH THE END AND BE TRAUMATIZED BY VILS OVERBLOT TOGETHER! WOOOOOOOOO 
Warning: pic heavy, swearing, meming, flailing, some oc referencing, Rook thirsting, and very minor Neige slander (mostly slander against Disney but Neige catches it too)
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Damn, not even five minutes in and we’re already to the violence! But it’s Crewel so...I’m kinda okay with that...👀
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Lowkey I really hate this. Like this has irked the hell out of me abt EN for a while and it’s been made worse by the fact that I can understand most spoken Japanese. But now it’s getting ridiculous. They literally changed the fucking logo instead of just keeping it! And the thing is, I really don’t understand why.
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But at least they kept the title of the song at least. And on that same note, they kept the song! 💖💖💖
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Oh god, I know that “ara” anywhere. This cannot end well...
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YESSSSSS!!!! A CROWN, A THRONE, AND I AM ON MY KNEES READY TO SERVE MY QUEEN! ✨👑✨✨
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But I think we have learned by now to NEVER challenge Vil to a fight. It can only end one way for you and it’s not good. 
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OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFF
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OF COURSE ROOK WAS WATCHING THIS WHOLE THING GO DOWN THIS GODDAMN HANDSOME HUNTING SUS AS FUCK FRENCH FUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD
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Nah that title goes to Taima and Iman. But Kalim and Jamil are scary close...
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Ohhhh, that’s actually kind of endearing in a way. How he’s still trying to be nice while inwardly he was likely cringing. Such a sweet boy, my only sunshine. ❤
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And I love how much he’s developing as a character. It would have been so easy for Kalim to continue to play dumb like some ppl I know irl  and not even attempt to resolve what happened between him and Jamil but instead, he acknowledges his culpability and that couldn’t have been easy. Not gonna get into spoilers but he’s going to have some further introspection later on in book 5 and really, you love to see it. Kalim has grown on me so much since the early chapters. It’s incredible, hell, ALL the twst boys are incredible! 
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How I felt when I did my first pirouette in ballet. 💖
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Leona’s face! LEONA’S FACE!!! 💀💀💀
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This chapter had a different name in JP that frankly, I liked better. No, EN! My love for Rook is NOT rooted primarily in me having a praise kink and my desire for someone like him compliment me frequently! DO NOT PERCIEVE ME!
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What could I possibly say about this man that I haven’t said a thousand times before? And that wouldn’t get me kicked from this site for adult content? 👀
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And in addition to everything else, apparently he’s also a LeoVil simp...I’m okay with that...
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OOF, that’s why you install ad blocker, Cater! 
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Okay...so...I really fucking hate this child. I know it’s petty but I really cannot stand Neige as a character but I feel bad for it. Granted he reminds me too much of someone I know IRL but really that probably wouldn’t bother me as much were it not for how he’s designed. 
Maybe this is my salt at seeing how Disney meddled with KH3 regarding the Frozen level but something about Neige’s design screamed cooperate meddling and in this case it really REALLY works against him because he’s “supposed” to be seen as more beautiful than Vil. But he’s not. Is he adorable? Yes. Precious? Absolutely. But beautiful? No. The word beautiful to me gives the image of something very compelling but Neige seems (and acts from what little I’ve seen of him) very innocent, cute and pure. And I feel like that could have been Disney’s intention. Like, no one can argue that the twst boys have a certain...appeal to them. Even Chenya has that to an extent. But I wonder if Disney was reluctant to allow a character based on the pure and sweet Snow White have that kind of appeal. 
If Neige had a more dynamic design like Vil, maybe I could see him being considered more beautiful. There’s actually an interesting discussion that can be had over the stark differences between Vil and Neige’s design and what we as a society considers more appealing for various reasons, but I doubt Disney was considering that. Yana maybe.  
But I’m gonna shut up now before I start waxing more philosophical and potentially upset someone. But yeah...Team Vil forever! 💙
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When you’re so radiant, you begin to bishie sparkle! ✨
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Lilia’s audition was...interesting. I can’t put my finger on it but his voice has an odd sort of charm but I feel like he wanted to start shrieking towards the end and only barely held himself back...
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He’s like a little flame-haired vocaloid! 
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Jamil was definitely the best tho! His voice left my mouth open and my heart racing! His VA is hella talented! ✨✨✨
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Also, I really love the Pomefiore chibis! Especially that I can see the backs of their robes when they move in certain ways. That will be helpful for art purposes in the future! 💙
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BUT HOW THE HELL HAS ROOK NOT ACCIEDENTIALLY MURKED SOMEONE YET AND HOW THE HELL DOES HE HAVE PERMISSION TO JUST BE SHOOTING LIVE ARROWS AROUND THE SCHOOL
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What in the ten duel commandments shit is this?
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Kalim, sweetie, whatever you do, DO NOT PICK UP THE GLOVE
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I...these fucking theater nerds...I can’t...
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I LITERALLY CANNOT
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OMG GUYS LOOK! It’s Maximilian! MY OC Maximilian has made an appearance! Hi, Maxie! This redheaded NPC looks a lot like him. Maybe I’ll try to make an edit of him if I can find this sprite. 
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Oh Kalim, my poor, stupid sunshine. I feel your pain, Jamil.
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This had to be one of the hardest twistunes to date not because of the difficulty but because it was sooooooo hard to pay attention to the prompts cause I was listening to the boys and watching them move! But I still managed to pass it with an SS. Well done, Night Ravens! 🖤🖤🖤
Also kind of surprised we ended here since there are 75 parts I figured Book 5 would be split in 3 parts of 25. At least, that’s initially how I was trying to read it on my own. 
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nad-zeta · 4 years
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Match up 🌅
Hello! I hope you’re doing well during these uncertain times ^^ I found this blog after my tumblr break and I’m always hungry for ikemen content so here we are. I’m also happy to see more fans of harry potter, the arcana, castlevania, and black butler!! But intros aside, may I request for an ikemen series matchup?? (any boy from the three games im okay) Thank you!!!
I’m gonna break this down into categories so I wont get confused as I write it and I hope it’ll be easier on your part too ^^
About me: she/her, Aries sun/Gemini moon, intp-a, Slytherin, enneagram 5, love language touch
Interests: writing, drawing, watching cartoons/anime/musicals/stageplays, history, culture, philosophy, fandoms in general ^^
Personality: I see myself as an aloof type of person until you become a close person to me, then I’ll never shut up about my interests that can go from fluff to nsfw to angst in a snap. Basically a mess inside and out. I also have quite the temper once you reach the end of my patience so I try my best to keep a cool head (keyword: try) ^^ I also dont have a filter when it comes to swearing and can be apathetic at times so I try not to be around children too much. However if you ask me for advice or just plain comfort I don’t mind and will do my best.
It’s probably obvious from my previous description but I’m very awkward around people and I find it hard to connect, but once I do find people who I can relate to I try my best to keep the friendship ^^
I do value the opinions of people who matter to me and try to learn from it. As for dealing with problems I fluctuate from taking them head on or just outright ignoring them. I also have this tendency to bottle up my emotions until I can’t anymore and it all comes flowing out… I’m also not easily grossed out by things unless its bugs then pls get me out of here. Good food is a surefire way to lift my mood!!
Fun facts abt me ig
1. I dream to be a diplomat once I graduate
2. I get way too engrossed in analyzing politics
3. Im just a nerd for languages (know a lot of words but cant speak)
4. I have a sweet tooth, but I cant stand too sweet sweets (dark chocolate all the way)
Hi love! Thank you so much for the request <3<3! I hope you enjoy it and have a super good day! And soz for making you wait soooooo long for this O.O! Also i hope this satisfies your thirst for more ikesen content <3<3
Content warning: swearing or should i rather say one swear word lol
So I match you with……………….. Nobunaga
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So I was definitely between three bois that being Nobunaga, Shingen and Yoshimoto
The first time Nobunaga meets you after you rescued him from the flames of the burning building, he is in awe. He is amazed at how a mere woman was able to pull a man x2 her size from a burning building. He was even more intrigued with your aloof personality and at the fact that you had no interest in receiving any reward or compensation for saving his life. He at that moment decided that you must be some sort of lucky charm sent from the heavens to protect him. He took you back to Azuchi Castle with him and named you as the Oda princess. Mamabear was incredibly suspicious of you, of course, no shocker there given your cold, distant unapproachable exterior. It didn’t help that you slapped Nobunaga’s hand away after he tried to make an unwanted advance, causing mama bear to fume at you. Your patience was wearing thin with the man who now held a sword at your throat, threatening you. Luckily Nobungaga defused the situation before you could complexly loose your temper.
You work incredibly hard for the castle and its people, you took pride in your work, and it definitely showed. Even Nobunaga was impressed with the excellent work you were doing and has noticed that since your arrival things around the castle has been running much smoother. He summons you to his room to thank you and to give you the opportunity to *ahem* warm his bed. To which you just replied “No fucken chance in hell”. He narrowed his eyes and asked why not, to which you just answered, that you had only just met a week ago and that you weren’t that type of girl. Nobunaga was shook he had never been refused before, he also found your lack of filter genuinely amusing. The way you would just swear and just say whatever was on your mind.
You looked around his room and couldn’t help, but notice is vast collections of historical artefacts. Your eyes lit up in curiosity at all the fantastic pieces. Nobunaga couldn’t help but smile at his lil lucky charm who seems to have made herself at home in his room now looking at all his collection of art and trinkets. He would walk up behind you and explain the origin and backstory of each of the pieces. The two of you actually spent the whole night talking about history and different cultures. And that is when you accidentally let it slip that you were from the future. This definitely caught Nobunaga’s attention. At first, he didn’t believe you, but after you showed him the contents of your handbag, he was convinced. 
You found yourself slowly but surely opening up to the man as time progressed. You nightly visits to drink tea in his room and chat for hours had become somewhat of a regular occurrence. Nobunaga absolutely loved the way your eyes lit up whenever you would talk about topics that interested you. He also loved how open-minded you were, listening and valuing his opinion. And you loved how open-minded he was, the two of you learned a lot from each other, through these regular tea dates.
Nobunaga had found out that you loved stageplays/musical so he would often find you randomly in the middle of the afternoon and drag you with him to one of his random nearby territories. He wouldn’t tell you where you were going, just simply put you onto of the horse and ride. He loved the way your eyes lit up as you neared the stage and figured out his plan. He would always reserve the best seat for the two of you and ensure that Masa had made the two of you the best snacks to munch on during the show. You count help but smile a bright, radiant smile at the sweet raven-haired man. 
You looked over at him, devouring the sweets that Masamune had managed to sneak into the basket. Both of you loved these trips away cause it meant that the two of you could indulge in sweet sugary candies away from the watchful gaze of Mother dearest. After the show, the two of you would spend hours discussing it over even more sweets, at one of the nearby tea houses. Needless to say, the two of you had spent so much time together its no wonder that you were head over heel for each other. 
Your relationship with the devil king started off a little rocky cause of your crazy awkwardness, but luckily Nobunaga actually found it really cute and lived for those moments when you would say or do something super awkward and turn a deep shade of red.  For you see, this feared ruler is also a bit awkward and clumsy when it comes to love. For example, when he asked you to become his one and only queen, he did so in the cutest way possible. While the two of you were having tea after a show, he started to doodle a little picture on a napkin, at first the two of you were drawing the equivalent to memes and giving it to each other for a good laugh, but then he gave you something you never expected. A clumsy doodle of himself confessing his love for you, you couldn’t help but smile and kiss him right then and there. After all, you can go from fluffy to NSFW in 0,2 seconds, luckily the two of you kept things PG in the teahouse.
Nobunaga loved how diplomatic you were and after you told him about your dream of becoming a diplomat, he was right there by your side supporting you. You had found out about the conflict between him and Shingen and of course you just had to do something. You at this point had Nobunaga wrapped around your little finger, so when you requested that he share custody of the Kai with Shingen, he agreed as long as you act as diplomate between the two.
One day a powerful daimyo and his daughter came to visit. To say that you didn’t like the pair would be an understatement. The woman would constantly pine for Nobunaga’s affection and make your life a living hell. You couldn’t help but feel slightly jealous, sad and frustrated as since they came to visit you hadn’t seen Nobunaga at all. Of course, you bottled up all these emotions and put on a smile, pretending like everything was okay, but honestly, you were ready to bust. You reached your tipping point at the banquet. You hadn’t seen Nobunaga all week as he has been in and out of councils. You waled into the hall to see the woman all over Nobunaga. You went to take your seat beside Nobunaga like you had done for countless banquets and that’s when this woman made the rudest comment towards you “Um excuse me you filthy maid, the servants quarters are back there, and if you don’t leave Nobunaga and me alone I will have to call a guard over to escort you to the dungeons”. Honestly, you were shook, even if you were just a maid, that didn’t give her the right to act so rudely, just because she has some fake ass title. You slammed your fists on the table finally losing your temper and boy oh boy did the insults fly.  TBH you even threw in a few insults from their home language, just to prove that you aren’t just some daft woman. 
Needless to say, the woman was looking around to the fellow warlords to help her out of back her up, but they were all way to busy howling in laughter at their princesses foul language. Finally, the woman looked to your lover for aid. He simply chuckled and started to speak. “It seems there has been some misunderstanding as to who this woman beside me is” He looked down at the daimyo’s daughter giving her the cockiest grin. She was now looking at you with a devious smile, thinking that Nobu was about to summon you away. 
“For those who do not know, I will make my intentions clear and known. This woman beside me is my dearest fireball, the love of my life, my equal and my queen, she is and will be the only woman in history fit to rule the world by my side.” He took your hand in his and gently tugged you to fall into his lap, he then kissed your temple and continued “To her, I give my heart, body and soul” He then pulled out a beautiful ring and asked, “Will you marry me, my dearest love”. To say the daimyo’s daughter was shook would be an understatement. You simply nodded, while wrapping your arms around your fiance’s neck to meet his lips in a passionate kiss.
Other potential matches……………..Shingen
Hope you enjoyed it dear ^_^ ❤🥰@hilarythemermaid
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