#just why?
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Had no less than 7 people mass like my blog this week, putting literally 1000s of like notifications but not a single one reblog. I don't understand the point. WHY. You cannot SEARCH your likes, there is no algorithm.
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Guess which oblivious asexual virgin just accidentally bought her first vibrator?
This guy. *points both thumbs at my beet red face*
I got my tax return and wanted to buy a couple things for personal comfort before all the money goes into car repairs. Specifically I’ve wanted one of those hang-over-your-chair back massage things for my computer chair, and figured I could also find a cheap handheld massage gun to get rid of those stress knots that live rent free in my shoulder blades when I’m away from my desk.
So what do I do? I do an internet search for “handheld massage gun” and read through a dozen products and reviews. And APPARENTLY my mind is so far removed from sexual thoughts that nothing pinged on the mental radar that this was anything besides a massage gun to relieve muscle stress. (There were several very obvious vibrators and dildos that popped up in the search that I ignored and filtered out of the search, but the one I bought was this)
Product title: Handheld massager.
Product description: “Rechargeable personal hand held deep tissue vibrating massager for muscles, back, foot, neck. Cordless electric percussion body massage gift for women.”
IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT THIS BEING A SEX TOY. IT SAYS BACK FOOT AND NECK. NOTHING ABOUT GENITALS AND ORGASMS. I truly thought the “for women” was because the handle was pink. Figured I’d be paying the pink tax because it’s a cute color and I like cute things.
But soon as I open the brown box it got mailed in, I see this on the actual product packaging:
And the truth hits me like a cement truck.
What the fuck. I don’t wanna fuck. Why did they send me this fuck machine? Well fuck me I guess (but don’t really) because I must have been shipped the wrong thing and now have to return this and file a complaint to get the thing I wanted.
But no. The product number is the same. This is what I paid for.
Do allosexual people use their vibrators as massage guns for other parts of their body? I’ve never heard of that. But I also don’t follow conversations about sex toys. Because I don’t care and it kinda squicks me. Why wouldn’t the product description be clear about what this is? Why trick this poor asexual by claiming it’s a handheld back massager? (I mean, I guess technically it can be used on any part of the body I wish, but why? Why? Why market it this way?)
I have “Ace Until Proven Guilty” in my bio as a joke because too many people equate asexuality with innocence and infantilize us regardless of whether we’re sex-positive, -negative, or -neutral. I’m all for people using any sex toy they want but it’s not my thing so WHY WOULDN’T THEY STATE WHAT IT IS IN THE SALES PITCH instead of misleading me, a person who hasn’t seen a large variety of vibrators and wouldn’t recognize one on sight?
Guess I’ve been Proven Ace once again.
(It’s okay to laugh at me. This is kinda funny. If annoying.)
#honestly all my embarrassment and anger are already gone#and I’m just sitting here rolling my eyes#why?#just why?#I don’t understand why they would market it this way#acespec#ace#asexual#sex repulsed#you do you if you want#but I don’t wanna do me#I just want a massage#and not in my vagina thanks#bjurnberg
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Color Meanings: Part 1
To the outside perspective, color meanings may seem strange. Like, red meaning anger and blue meaning sad. The thing is, we only associate those colors with emotions due to us being taught that. Therefore, someone like an alien would have no idea what they mean. These meanings are often a part of our everyday lives and present in storytelling.
I could imagine a human and alien watching a movie and the human going:
“They’re evil!”
“But why?”
“They wear all black!”
“…That doesn’t answer my question.”
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I can't figure out why people ignore Emerald as part of Team JNR but accept Oscar. Or did I miss the moment when Ozpin's successor was initiated into the team?
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Who the fuck let Luke Hughes give a speech? Have they learned nothing from having Jack on their team?
#luke hughes#nj devils#jack hughes#I love him but why#there had to be better options#did you tell him in advance or put him on the spot?#did he ask to do it? I feel like no. but then that begs the original question why him?#I was not there so maybe everyone said something#I doubt it#but I need to know the answers#just why?#or maybe Jack was supposed to give the speech and then was like Nah I can get Luke to do it#passing on tasks you don’t wanna do to baby brother
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And I'm back with the voting results! (from this post)
Our winner is..-
Rook - The King of the simps!
Why i doesn't surprise
Rook 6
Idia 5
Azul 4
Trey 1
#I like Rook but...#i hate his hairstyle#just why?#simping seafood#rook hunt#twisted wonderland#twst#sasha oc
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Excerpt from the fic I'll never write:
Muriel somehow tricks Crowley to come to the bookshop because they "need help", only to find Aziraphale waiting for him there, after months upon months of radio silence.
"No." He tries to sound as stern as possible.
"Crowley-"
"No," his voice starts trembling, so he moves for the door handle so he can open the door and walk out of there, suddenly feeling as if he's suffocating.
"Please-" Aziraphale takes a few steps and raises his arm as if to reach for him, and Crowley flinches, freezing Aziraphale on the spot.
"No, you don't get to just- no." He uses the door handle to steady him, almost crushing it in a futile attempt to ground himself, as he takes a deep breath and focuses on the floor to keep it together.
"We have to work together," Aziraphale finally emitted.
A dry chuckle escaped Crowley, nothing like his usual bubbly laughter Aziraphale was so accustomed to.
"I would rather go back to Hell," he seethed, finally mustering enough courage to look Aziraphale in the eye.
And, oh, did it feel like a slap in the face.
"You don't mean that."
"Oh, but I do. Because, what I went through these past few months- what you put me through? Peace of cake compared to anything Hell has ever done to me. We're done here."
He finally started regaining feeling in his limbs, long enough to open the door and practically fly out, reaching his Bentley that was parked more than 30 yards away from the bookshop, in nothing but 5 or 6 long strides.
#this is getting out of hand#“and they aren't talking”#mf neil gaiman why#just why?#good omens#good omens fic#good omens fanfiction#aziraphale#crowley#crowley x aziraphale#michael sheen#david tennant#good omens season 2#good omens season 3#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce
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Alphas: They are my soulmate, The light of my life. I will kill for them, I will rain down hell fire for them. Give them the best life and love them unconditionally.
Mate: *Says the truth about someone*
Alpha: NO! *Gets fucking angry and calls them a liar* You lie!
Mate:…..
(I just want the alpha to actually believe their mate for the first FUCKING TIME! WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BE BITCHES)
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NO WAY I JUST SAW A FUCKING PORN BOT ON THE HERMITCRAFT TAG
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guys?
for some fucking reason i keep thinking on Sun in David Hasselhoff's introducing scene from the 2004's Spongebob movie, while he's making the most smug face in the entire damn universe
send help!!!
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Here is a funky little thing I learned while doing my RID rewrite.
I have been doing some research on the show to write the story well. And I recently learned that RID is supposed to only take THREE YEARS after Predicons Rising!? Only 3!?
Like, excuse me RID writers, you're telling me that the entirety of Cybertron, all of the buildings, economy, population, and corrupt government, were completely rebuilt in only three years!
You're telling me that none of Team Prime contacted any of their human friends for three years? Even to say hello?
Why'd Bee not even think of contacting Raf? The boy would be only 15!
I thought that maybe enough time had passed that Bee wasn't sure if Raf was alive, and didn't want to risk knowing or something for the in-show reason (don't worry Raf will be addressed in Correlation), but no. RID writers, you just made Bee a jerk.
Strongarm and Sideswipe are literally babies. Yes, I know that cybertronians are forged as adults with basic knowledge, but their life skills are basically nonexistent. I guess that would be why they act so childish and argue all the time.
I know that this is probably due to the Rescue Bots crossover where Sideswipe and Bee show up. But you could've had the crossover in so many different ways. Time travel is a thing that the Rescue bots have dealt with before and it wouldn't be out of place if written well.
I'm just a little shook and had to share this cursed knowledge.
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does Bones have beef with Akutagawa????
#bungou stray dogs#sskk we have lost our gay bite panel to Bones sskk homophobic ass#just why?#bsd#akutagawa ryuunosuke#nakajima atsushi#shin soukoku
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I've got questions:
Barry and Iris' wedding was in Central City.
Dinah Lance, Sara's mom, lives in Central City.
So why exactly is Sara staying at a hotel?!?!
Like seriously writers? Do better!
Sorry, just something I thought about again today and thought I'd share. Always pisses me off.
Family is the most important thing to Sara and the writers regularly ignore that fact.
"I just want to go home. I want to see my family. Ollie, please, I don't want to die."
#sara lance appreciation#sara lance#sara lance defence squad#dinah lance#sara loves her family#why writers#just why?#it makes no sense#arrow#legends of tomorrow#white canary
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Me: I want to read
My brain: No
#Just why?#I finally got some time to do it but my brain doesn't want to#Read#reading#books and reading#Book
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Every once in a while, I'll be scrolling happily along Tumblr, and I'll come upon something that makes me go...
It's not offensive. It's just not my thing. But, a mutual blogged it, so I just scroll on, knowing it will get better. And it does.
It always does.
Life is kind of like Tumblr, too, I guess. Although currently, Tumblr makes me much happier. When I'm not going...
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Ao3 is down. Why? Because of some terroristic group that poses themselves as “pro-Islamic”. We don’t actually know if it was done by them, we only know that they claim it. Some resources says that they are from Russia and if they actually is, I would like to know their location to kick in the face some of my compatriots. I honestly don’t understand this homophobic peoples. How the fuck DDOS-attacking fan-fiction site will help?
#ao3#ao3 down#why?#just why?#I want to read fanfics#I have notifications about new chapters#I can’t read them#AAAAHHHHHH
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