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Hold on. Jon came up with the name "Cult of the Lightless Flame"?? This bean is such a dork, it's one thing for the cult to name itself something like that, it's a whole other thing for some bean in a room with a tape recorder decide on his very own headcanon for their favorite band of hot (hehe) cultists. Jon you little dork I love you
(Edit for misgendering...)
#tma#the magnus archives#jon is such a dork and i adore him#mag 67#agnes montague#tma was built for tumblr i swear to the ceaseless watcher
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i dont remember where i found this image but look at jon. look at him. he's such a dork. i love him so much <3
"people tell me i have a cute smile" IT'S ME I'M PEOPLE <33333
#jon arbuckle#garfield#im literally in love with jon you dont understa nd#he's so babygirl i love him i love him i love him#hides face with hands and kicks legs gayly#jon is my favourite dork in the entire world#and he should never stop being a dork no matter what anyone says or thinks#it's incredibly adorable#jon arbuckle my beloved <3
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clark's wife like giving birth and he's trying his hardest to support her and shes just like stfu but in a nice way
yes yes yes! I'm totally binge watching shameless so this is kinda like when v gives birth. Got a bit carried away, but this is still a drabble
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"You're doing amazing honey!" Clark says beside you holding your hand.
"How would you know?" You snap
"Because you're making all the right sounds. Remember that birthing video with the girl making all the buffalo noises? You're making those noises."
You roll your eyes as you let out a groan.
"Would you like to stand around here with us?" The doctors ask Clark.
"No I'm good" He quickly replies.
You almost get offended, "You don't want to watch?" you ask
"Oh, honey, I was over there earlier and it's real gory, lllike a horror movie, I'd rather stay with you." He says as he gives you a kiss on the forehead.
You groan once more.
"You know-" he starts
"Yeah?"
"Bruce says that in some cultures men aren't even allowed near the birth, just a bunch of women in tents, which makes sense, because I would be so much more useful if I was out hunting moose or something…" He rants.
"Clark?" You ask on the verge of punching him.
He hums.
"Please shut the fuck up."
"Oh yeah okay."
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Clark is cradling the beautiful baby boy as you sit and watch from the hostipal bed.
“I’m gonna call you super baby” Clark tells him, the baby giggles in his dads arms, Clark look towards you, “he likes it”
“Please do not call our son super baby”
“Awww why not it’s cute.” He whines
“That be like you calling me super wife.”
“Well you are a super wife.” He shrugs
You roll your eyes as Kara and Martha walk in and steal the baby from Clark.
“Oh he’s just adorable. Have you decided on a name” Kara coos
“Super baby.” Clark states
“No it’s Jon, you dork.” You call out
“Hey don’t call me a dork!”
“Whatever, dork.”
“How is it that you two have been together for almost 10 years yet you still act like children.” Martha laughs
“Oh come on Ma, you and Pa were just like this.” Clark says as he steals the baby back and hands him to you.
Martha just laughs. Young love.
“Hey, I think we should tell Barry we named him after him” you whisper into his ear
He laughs, “whatever you want sweetheart.”
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You and Clark take Jon to the next JL meeting. Barry’s the first one that comes up to you.
“Oh. My. God. He is so adorable!!!! Whats his name?”
“Barry.” You say confidently.
Barry’s face lights up, “you named him after me?!?!?”
“No his name is Jon. But I promise the next one we’ll name after you” Clark says.
“For realz?”
“For realz”
You laugh as Barry walks away, “you’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna have another one” you whisper to him
He shrugs, “we’ll see about that” He leans down to give you a kiss.
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5 years later and your back in the hospital giving birth.
“Get this thing out of me!!” You scream
“Honey it’s gonna be okay” Clark says holding your hand
“Curse you! And curse your stupid sperm!” You yell at him
“Uncle Bruce what’s sperm?” Jon looks up at Bruce from outside the room.
“Ummmm when a mommy and daddy love eachother very much-“
“Don’t you dare give my son the sex talk Bruce!” Clark yells from the delivery room
You scream again
“Is mommy gonna be okay?” He asks
Bruce shrugs, “probably, maybe. She has a 17.4 to 100,000 chance of dying.”
“Dying? She’s gonna die?!?” Jon screams.
“Uhhhh”
“One last push, you’re almost there” the doctor says.
“I’m gonna fucking kill you for doing this to me.” You scream at Clark as you push
Crying erupts the room. It’s finally over. 15 hours of excruciating pain.
“Congratulations it’s a healthy baby girl.”
They weigh her, Clark cuts her cord, you hold her for a bit then they take her away to clean her.
“You still wanna kill me?”
“We’ll see.” You say as he leans down to kiss you.
As he pulls away he says, “We have to name her Bartholomew now.”
“No.”
“C’mon shes just like him.”
“No if she was this would be a fast labor, she’s just like me.”
“You’re right she is stubborn” he jokes
“that’s why we’re going to name her Y/n jr.” You state as a matter of fact.
“We can name her that but we couldn’t name Jon super baby?”
You shrug
..
Years later..
“I COULDVE BEEN SUPER BABY”
“Yeah but your mom wouldn’t let me.”
“I COULDVE BEEN SUPER BABY”
#superman#clark kent#Clark kent x reader#superman x reader#dc comics#batman#Barry Allen#fluff#Clark kent Drabble#Bruce is a tired uncle#jon kent
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hi uh, forgive me if this one's too weird, feel free to ignore but,, could we get some headcanon things of how the btas rogues would react to finding out reader is ticklish? teasing them about it and stuff like that?
your writings are wonderful btw i hope you're doing okay !! 🥺💖
a/n: asdfg I feel called out cause I'm stupidly ticklish lmao but this was super cute and fun to do! And I'm doing all right sweet anon, thanks for asking 💚
Content Warning: none
BTAS Dork Squad and BTAS Penguin with a Ticklish Reader
Riddler:
- It was completely by accident when he realized how ticklish you are.
- Eddie placed his hand on the side of your torso instead of on your waist-
- The little squeal you let out was both surprising and adorable.
- Ed definitely takes full advantage of this revelation.
- Taking too long to answer a riddle? Get tickled.
- Falling asleep while watching a movie. You will be waking up laughing.
- Literally, he will use any and everything he can as an excuse to tickle you.
Scarecrow:
- Not sure why, but I feel like Jonathan is also fairly ticklish.
- Yet, when he finds out you're just as ticklish…
- Jon falls for you more. It's another little something you two have in common.
- He knows how uncomfortable and even painful it can be to be tickled relentlessly.
However, the thought comes up periodically…especially to see you smile and hear your giggles.
- You're more likely to act on the teasing though!
- It's a privilege for you to not just know Jon's ticklish but to be able to tickle him and hear his own laughs.
Mad Hatter:
- Up there with Ed on the most likely to tease the most out of the four.
- Jervis knows it can be rather cruel…
- Oh, but sometimes he can't help it, your laugh is just too adorable.
- He loves nuzzling his nose into the side of your neck below your ear and the little giggles it elicits from you.
- When the two of you are dancing, every now and then he wiggles his fingers into your sides to get you to curl up laughing.
- Snuggling into bed for some quality reading time, can swiftly turn into a fight for your life as you try to catch your breath from his latest tickle attack.
- There truly is no sweeter, more endearing sound than you giggling Jervis’ name…
Penguin:
- Oswald teases, but only when it's appropriate.
- He won't do anything that may embarrass you or bring any unwanted attention to the two of you.
- But if the two of you are alone or in a busy enough environment where no one can notice, it's free game.
- Ozzie will likely tickle you when it looks like you're getting bored or sleepy.
- Also his go to method whenever you're feeling a little down.
- Definitely the type to tickle under your chin and along your neck.
- Oswald is also likely to be very ticklish in his belly area, and you definitely use it to your advantage like he does.
#ri writes#btas riddler x reader#btas edward nygma x reader#btas scarecrow x reader#btas jonathan crane x reader#btas mad hatter x reader#btas jervis tetch x reader#btas penguin x reader#btas oswald cobblepot x reader#btas dork squad x reader
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Since I absolutely ADORE your Dork Squad (but let's be real, everyone else is equally amazing), I've got to wonder: of the three Dork Squad members, which one takes the BEST care of themselves, and which one takes the WORST care of themselves? (And do they have anyone who actively reminds them to do basic things like eat or sleep?)
You think ANY of these fools take good care of themselves?
But for realsies, I don't think there's one that's worse or better than another. They're all good in some aspects and terrible in others, and a lot of that is because they all help remind one another!
Jon and Ed are both bad at remembering to sleep. Ed because they're usually stuck in GO GO GO mode and Jon either because he's out scaring all night or working. Jervis is GREAT at sleep. She loves sleep. She WILL drag them off to bed if she must
All of them are kind of terrible at remembering to feed themselves, but Jervis and Jon definitely will remember to feed the others! Ed can't cook, so his version of encouraging the others to eat is just to annoy them into making him food, and then they may as well make themselves something in the process, too
If I had to pick one that could be a contender for the worst out of the three of them, though, it'd probably have to be Jervis. Simply because he just...tends to forget a lot of that kind of stuff. He's all good on sleep, but he can go days neglecting hygiene and eating because it'll slip his mind
But, I mean. Jon chain-smokes and busts his old man bones being creepy, and Ed will lock themselves in a basement for a week working on puzzles. NONE of these idiots know what self care is
#i wanted to make more doodles but i am bone tired im sorry :(#frootverse#edward nygma#the riddler#jonathan crane#the scarecrow#jervis tetch#the mad hatter#doodles
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Write a list of all the landoscar concepts u want to read 👀
oh fuuuuuck anon
ok so bearing in mind I'm still way behind w fic reading so if these already exist pleeeaaaase link me up (and ofc if anyone writes these link me!!):
there's the vestal virgins thing I blurted out
vamposcar AU and this could go the way of it being more like a minor health condition that results in lots of daytime sleeping/sun sensitivity/needing blood during duress like races but Lando is ??? when he finds out, or full-blown immortal Oscar who keeps having to remember to act like a normal young man and not a highborn son from Renaissance Italy and Lando makes the realization during a stream when chat jokingly suggests Oscar's a vampire, basically I want lots of horny Lando and trying-to-hold-back-fangs-Oscar
EDIT: @nyoomfruits has this delicious and funny and beautiful vamposcar fic I’ve Tasted Blood (and I want more)!!
fae-but-doesn't-know-it Lando was actually found as a magic baby in part of an ancient forest near his family's Somerset home, nestled among bluebells when his brother wishes for a little brother - they raise him as normally as possible but have to hand-wave how often he gets hurt but heals super quickly and only Jon is informed for Lando's protection - Oscar being the first person outside the family circle to pay close enough attention to Lando and notice a few odd things: the strange light that seems to follow Lando wherever he goes even in the dark, the way the gold specks in his green eyes sometimes move around, the way certain metals make his skin rash up, how Lando isn't just a fussy eater he can somehow sense where food he hates is being stored even if it's out of sight, how he's wary of cats because they react strangely to him, and the way Oscar sometimes has to avoid looking directly in Lando's eyes because he's actually falling prey to Lando's instincts to trap and keep him. I'd love a scene where Oscar approaches Lando about it in private and does a little experiment he found on the internet where he intentionally hurts himself and Lando freaks while Oscar keeps telling him to "fix it, you know you can fix it" and hey presto! Lando has a lot of questions for his parent because he just healed Oscar with his hands and some weird glowing light came out?? EDIT: @lemonadedino has begun a fic for this!! and here's the finished fic!!
Lando who everyone assumes has been with guys but hasn't who then finds out that Oscar who has been with more guys than girls (Oscar having to talk Lando through a whole lot of realizing things)
Oscar adores casually sucking dick with no feelings attached and has blown just about every guy in racing that he could - except when he asks Lando he's unexpectedly excited and Lando is snorting a drink out of his nose in shock and oops has Feelings when Oscar gives him the best head of his life
Lando loves making straight men crazy for him and collects them like beaded bracelets but when it comes to Oscar he has an attack of guilt and can't work his usual wiles. Oscar assumes Lando is just especially not interested and ~miscommunication~ ensues
eternal-dork-complex Oscar has no interest in his own appearance and just kinda hopes the people he dates/sleeps with will be game but also lets a lot of hotties slip by because he doesn't bother - oops that's the case with Lando who Oscar assumed would be out of his league so he friendzones himself. Lando perceives this as Oscar somehow ?? not finding him smoking hot ?? what is wrong with this guy ?? but Oscar is also so incredibly kind and funny and attentive to Lando and his best teammate yet. he assumes it's that Oscar is just not interested bc it's not like being straight has stopped guys when it comes to Lando but ohhhh it hurts more and more that Oscar is the one to not be head over heels for him. lots of inside Lando's poor confused head POV and he ends up back in his apartment in Monaco all alone and wanting to cry every five minutes because Oscar just hugged him goodbye in Abu Dhabi and went off without a care in the world! texting miscommunication where Max F checks in worried and Lando spills it all out but through his blurry wet eyes he accidentally sends it to Oscar who had texted at the same time asking about the Autosport Awards videos they'd recorded. Lando falls asleep miserable and jetlagged and only wakes up hours later to the building's security guard pounding on the door saying that a Mr. Piastri has been asking to get in for the past hour but ofc Lando has missed all the texts and calls and intercom buzzes. Oscar is finally allowed in and he's frantic and rumpled with his little backpack and so adorably confused that Lando has to kiss him. LOTS of communication and feelings ensue etc.
ok that's all I could do for now but I'm gonna keep this to update anon, thank you for making me do this bc I had no idea I wanted all of this aslfjlashfljhf
#landoscar#mctwinks#twinklaren#landoscar fic prompts#inchreplies#landoscar fic#vamposcar#mine#vestal virgins au
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I absolutely adore your art so much! I also enjoy your design for the Dork Squad as well, they make me squee (especially Jon's! The freckles look AMAZING on him!) I've wanted to do something for you for a bit now but never had the courage to, because you're so cool and I'm so nervous about these kinds of things, but I decided to get the urge and make this!
So yeah, enjoy my silly doodle of Jon slapping Edward's bald head with a piece of cheese :p hope you have a great day!
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AWH!!! thank you for such the kind words, this is so cute! You know, if Jon ever cheesed Edward...Ed would be the pettiest bitch alive.
He'd wait about two weeks or something so Jons guard is down and when Jon least expects it his lab is wrecked because Edward doesn't believe in equal punishment LMAO
Spiteful creature!!!
Also! Don't be so nervous, the big sharp teeth when I smile may be scary but I assure you I don't bite!
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Hi! First off I love you're writing your very talented! And second how do you think the riddlers would react to finding out they have a teenage daughter they never knew about (how inherited there smarts and sass)and something happened to the mom so they have nowhere to go so they track him down.
Oh geez it’s dad angst time😂 this is just a bunch of boys dealing with the younger versions of themselves. Also sorry this took so long anon!
The riddlers finding out they have a teenage daughter
Warning:mentions of death
Arkham
It was out of pure annoyance when he actually answers the phone after 13 missed calls from Jonathan crane.
So when Jon casually invites him over saying he needs talk to him he’s even more miffed. And then he finds this kid having tea with the dr, who the hell was she-?
“Ah Edward so nice of you to join us,this wonderful young lady has been trying to find some way to reach you.”
The her in question was a rather well put together 16 year old girl who was like a mirror of his younger years. She certainly had his eyes. Eleanor,her name was Eleanor
He’s not stupid and he puts two together quite easily.
Mom gone to cancer,the youngster was left in Gotham to survive on her own with only the understanding that he was her father. Her mother had apparently kept his tie from the fateful evening.
Apart of him him tells himself to just not bother with her,the other stronger side tells him not to be his father
Things are tense at first with moving in. He’s never really shared a space before with anyone so he’s avoidant at first. Not thinking she’s going to be much help with his projects
He is completely surprised when he finds out she knows her way around electronics
But then he realizes the kid has his photographic memory. And his sass……
“When was the last time you took a shower?” “Please explain to me a how a shower will improve any of my plans.” “Simple: you’ll stop me from dying from gross sewer dad smell.”
It irritates the hell out of him but when she start’s jabbing at the other rouges he’s a proud man.
They bond over getting work done,so much time lost yet there making up for it real quick
She created a rather wacky Rubik’s cube that left Batman puzzled for at least two days
Of course he got a kick out of taunting the dork knight while also genuinely being proud of his daughter
It’s hard to get used to hearing the word “dad” in relation to him but it’s a title he “humbly” accepts in the end
BTAS
He received a knock on his door one extremely sunny morning
Gina found him after his “reformation” and partnership with wacko toys was announced to the public. It wasn’t hard tracking down a man in the spotlight
Edward is of course absolutely stunned by the realization.
To his understanding the girl from metropolis knew the basics of his criminal career. The off traps and puzzles were something well known outside of the city.
He feels out of obligation to take her in,I mean he’s a villain but not a monster. Kid gets say down with some hot coco
Of course when he is brought back to Arkham the poor kid is quick to go and visit him and calm him down as well as work on a way to get him out
He’s rather surprised when he get broken out by jervis and Jonathan and they have him a letter from his prodigy with little xoxo’s and detailed escape plans
When he does get home he pretty much is dead set on teaching her everything he possibly can,how he got the virtual reality set up to work,his more simple traps
Of course just like her dear old dad she’s quick to design some of her own.
“A nothing machine that actually does something……. Out of the box but I adore the ingenuity.” “At least it’s more safe than the vr incident”
BTAA
It was another day of Eddie not being able to figure something out using the box method,unfortunately sticking two nuclear bombs and a tricycle and an old Macintosh in the box just wasn’t cutting it that day.
Cue Tuesday getting a phone call from Miss autumn at the behest of scarecrow
“Hey Eddie do you have any kids you forgot to tell me about?? “No….why?” “Oh geez”
He’s basically the surprised pikachu face meme when he meets Tina,kid was smart enough to get the drug king pin of Gotham to listen to her.
She looks so much like him!!
Of course he’s still skeptical! I mean any kid can just say there his! (But still!)
That completely disappears when the kid creates her own gizmos that rival her fathers
Of course rivaling his intellect means also rivaling his ability sass and make fun of everyone else
“A toaster with a tv screen?” “I know,I know not my best work.” “Well duh coulda thrown it in Gotham harbor and it would be more useful.”
Of course him and her quickly put their collective mind brains together and craft some rather complex new plans
Tuesday is totally chill with her around especially considering she’s able to chill him out when he’s suffering from writers block
Really Edward just got another child on top of already having miss Tuesday. He loves his two daughters from their two different origins
Zero year
Moira visited his cell at Arkham shortly after his defeat at zero year
He was already not in the mood for visitors until the determined teen calls him an idiot in a lime colored pimp suit
Hey! He doesn’t need some red headed brat coming in to his cell like she owns the place!
Oh wait…….
Let’s just say that he smartens up real quick to what’s going on.
Initially wants to tell the kid to bug off,he’s got a criminal career to succeed in but she’s quick to point out he doesn’t have anything right now
So they come to an agreement: get him outta there and he’ll maybe let her crash with him for awhile
So color him surprised when she gets him out safe with minimal bruising
Hell she’s pretty damm smart he has to admit,she certainly didn’t get it from her mother
He does ask eventually what became of his ex,a car crash left the poor kid with barely much. He was kinda her best and only option go figure
He’s snarky with the kid for awhile,of course she’s very quick to throw it right back at him
But they quickly start to getting together quite well especially when they DO get into a fight and quickly realize how stupid it was to begin with
I mean c’mon,kid could probably rule Gotham in less than a week. She’s not someone he wants to scorn
She’s a pretty smart kid he guesses (he totally loves her he’s just got an ego)
#batman#x reader#batman rouges#headcanon#the riddler#arkhamverse#asks#arkham riddler#batman arkham series#batman the audio adventures#batman the animated series#zero year riddler
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the way billy would've fit in with any of the groups in s4. yes i am going to speak about this. (this got long)
cali group: billy in his natural habitat would've been absolutely amazing. the trio smoking weed together?? billy being extra dramatic and sassy when he's high. if they're high enough, those boys will commit minor felonies together! argyle always supports his boys when they're screaming about their broken love lives (jonathan crying about nancy and billy being a sad little gay). billy would be screaming so dramatically while hauling that dead dude into the van and then complaining about how his clothes got all bloody the next second. he'd be cheering argyle on as he drives while the others all scream in terror in the back, trying to stop the bleeding. billy would adore the shit out of will, another gay. they'd bond over how shitty boys are and how they have no options but at least in cali, there are more willing boys. billy would always tell will to forget about mike and jonathan would agree very loudly. billy definitely would've absolutely non stop GLARED at mike after will confessed and mike didn't catch the hint. him and el would've been amazing together because they can bond over their abusive dads and pretty moms. el and will go to billy (the cooler big brother, sorry jon) to rant about mike. billy would terrorize the shit out of angela and her stupid friends for even thinking of messing with el.
hawkins gang: no offence but the hawkins older teens gang are all the same people in different fonts. sure nancy and robin were badasses that one episode but they're good girls at heart. steve is also a good guy at heart. so is eddie but in a drug dealing dork way. billy would've been a great addition with his loud personality and being a takes-no-bullshit kind of guy. he would insult each of them (him and robin roast each other) but be a lot of help. physically, he's probably the strongest and he'd be great at thinking up quick escape plans.
robin and billy would've been an unstoppable queer duo who are also potty mouths and anxious kids with obvious tells (shaking and stuttering). nancy and billy would've constantly been at each other's throats and it would've been great comedy. billy definitely got in the way of steve and nancy flirting because gross. eddie and billy would've easily bonded about their similar taste in music. if he saw eddie perform metallica on the roof, that boy's clothes would've flew off so fast and he'd start twirling his hair all giggly. we could've finally seen more of steve and billy's homosexual flirting and fighting. they would be reluctant friends and billy would have so much trouble trying not to flirt with steve. robin would cough really loud when billy stares at steve all lovey dovey. harringrove would've been amazing in s4
hawkins gang (younger teens): billy and lucas would've become besties on the court. we could've seen him apologize to lucas and then offer to teach him basketball so he isn't always on the bench every game. billy always hypes lucas up when he is in a game. he takes him and max out for shakes after practice, and max starts to hate the fact that her boyfriend and her brother are friends. lucas definitely grows taller than billy and he has the absolute best time of his life making fun of billy, who threatens to stop giving lucas rides everywhere.
let's say vecna still targets max: billy would 100% stay with max and lucas at creel's house because no way in hell is he leaving his sister behind with a literal demon that could kill her. when jason arrives, he fights him instead of lucas so max survives. plus we know that max and billy's relationship was getting a lot better between end of s2 and start of s3 so if billy survived, those two would literally be evil chaotic siblings who torment everyone around them with a smile. lucas is very scared. erica would love billy because they're both sassy and take no bullshit from the people around them. billy would tease lucas whenever erica yells at him. dustin would probably reluctantly accept billy as part of the gang because everyone else accepts him.
russia gang: hopper, joyce, and murray (billy's a weird kid and murray likes weird) would immediately adopt billy. in this au, billy is probably with hopper in russia and then joyce and murray find them. hopper is the absolute sweetest with billy and he's very gentle with him because he sees how terrified billy is. he also misses his kid so he takes another one in. he explains to billy what the upside down is and what happened to him. they share a cell so when billy has nightmares about the mind flayer, hopper is always there for him. when he has nightmares about his dad, hopper hugs billy close and lets the poor boy cry. he sees red when billy tells him how his dad treats him all the time and swears to never let him go back to that man ever again. billy starts seeing hopper as his dad.
billy helps out in all of hopper's escape plans. when the russians make them line up in front of the demogorgan, billy starts hyperventilating but hopper and enzo reassure him that they'll be okay. they're like his overprotective dads because wtf why is a literal child here in this high tech russian prison. when joyce and murray show up, joyce is all motherly with him and she immediately starts bundling him up in layers. she doesn't let him do any fighting. she makes him stick with her and when he argues that he can help, the other adults also agree that he needs to rest. if billy was in this gang in s4, he could've also healed as a person and become better because now he knows what love is. like hopper and joyce tell him all the time, love doesn't hurt his body or his feelings. billy ends up getting adopted by hopper and joyce and murray is like his crazy uncle.
the duffers were too much of cowards to do this!!!! billy would've been unstoppable
#billy hargrove#will byers#eleven#max mayfield#lucas sinclair#jim hopper#joyce byers#jonathan byers#argyle#billy hargrove deserved better#we were ROBBEDDDD#stranger things headcanons
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Mad Little Fucks
Jonathan Crane X Herbert West-like S/O
... I thought that this was a good idea. Probably out of character as well.
Herbert West, mad scientist, riddled with god complex and megalomania, one of many love of my life, is from Re-animator.
🧡 Instant mutual respect and interest towards one another's work. Hell ye, comrades in science. Nothing sexual here, no siree. Only science!
🧡 Jokes aside, he truly is intrigue by your curious little concoction. Bringing the dead back to life? Such an ambitious feat to carry. He'd say impossible, but as a Gothamite, he has seen shit. There you were proving him right, as you scurry like a mad lad for scraps of evidence and new breakthroughs, stopping at nothing and those who try to get in your way will be eliminated.
🧡 How you'd jump at the opportunity to get your hands deep in dirt, utilise your surrounding to get what you want, how unafraid you are... He finds it admirable. Adorable. Just an absolute opportunistic dork who lights up at the sight of possibilities.
🧡 How long will he develop the feels for you because of your intense passion and continuous attempts to perfect your serum, though the road was bumpy and the trials were difficult, you grow ever so persistent in every failure? Slow burn. A romance with Jon, regardless of who ever is the reader, it's always a slow burn.
🧡 Your collaboration would be the stuff of nightmares. Dead people, fear, reanimation, chemicals, syringes, gases, just a pair of unhinged, unstoppable, unbelievable union of comrades in science! And he loves it. The pleasant pinch in his gut whenever he sees you engaged in your work... Or you in general.
🧡 "Doctor L/N, I see that your recent concoction didn't succeed in your eyes?" He notes the absence of the specimen you were tending to on the makeshift autopsy table earlier.
"You don't have to sugarcoat your words, Doctor, I'm no Nygma." You looked up from your journal to playfully narrow your eyes at him, before you scribbled away. "The recent specimen was... Uncooperative."
Jonathan chuckles in response, eyeing your bloodstained clothing. "I see that."
The Scarecrow's gaze falls upon your countenance, admiration softly shading his eyes to see the passion burning within you despite the countless failures you face.
What you do was no easy feat, well he could say the same for his experiments, but of course you have your own field of science. You needed to acquire bodies, fresh ones. In need to discover which mixture would work, the dosage. And based on your collection of journals where you list your trials and errors, he'd say you have gone quite a journey through attempting to defy death. No matter how many times you were stuck between a rock and a hard place, you manage to slither away just in time.
"Jonathan?" He snaps from his reverie, the sound of his name on your lips making his face flare with the flames of fluster. "Something wrong?"
"N-No... Not at all."
You were doubtful that he was telling the truth, but you wouldn't pry. Mentally shrugging, you continue with your work.
🧡 Would help you with your scientific endeavours just as you'd help him with his.
"This one's dead. Heart attack just about now." He steps aside to offer you fresh meat on the slab.
"Thank you, Doctor." You smiled over your shoulder before equipping yourself with a syringe filled with the glowing green liquid. "Administering tem cc's to the patient..." You whisper to yourself, sticking the needle in the patient's neck before pressing the plunger.
Gently tugging on the syringe, your analytic gaze remain on the man on the slab, keeping active for any small movements. A minute has passed and you weren't even sure if you've even taken a moment to breathe yet. What could have possibly gone wrong? The body is fresh, Jonathan guaranteed it, heck, he didn't need to, you saw it with your own eyes how his fear toxin worked so effortlessly! You were considering whether you should add another dosage, but those were one of the last--!
"Boo!"
You jumped from where you stood when you felt Jonathan suddenly jerks behind you, roughly placing his hand on your shoulder. He began to laugh to see you snap from your reverie and by the time you gathered your bearings, you turn to glare at him as he too collected his bearings.
"You should have seen your face--" the humour in his eyes drains, as he pales at the sight of something behind you.
Not wanting to take a wild guess, you turn to your back once again to see your experiment working. However, before you can observe the specimen further, he thrashes and swipes at you. Jonathan pulls you back and holds a protective hand in front of you, whilst he readies his scythe.
You watch as the test subject thrash and rip it's vocal cords out with his excessive yelling, his nails digging and scraping into his scalp and pulling his hair out. Once he lays his sight on you once again, it lunges forward with his bloodied hands aiming to claw your throat out when Jonathan came with a swing of his scythe, lodging the blade into the undead's neck.
Jonathan wasn't aware of you glaring at him for subjecting your experiment through this pain, when all you needed was to make an observation out of your first success in a while. The reanimated man stumbles back with the scythe still stuck on his neck, he pulls it and tosses it away. Having been attracted to Jonathan after the Doctor's attack, the reanimated grabs Jonathan by his shoulders and attempts to take a bite out of him. The Scarecrow can only struggle in the undead's grip, evading the attacks bestowed upon him whilst you watch.
I mean... You could just watch and observe just what the reanimated creature you created in motion, the man wasn't this string when he was... Well, alive. Your serum must have tapped into boosting his strength, the only downside would that be of their lack of consciousness... Or are they still conscious? Was it attacking blindly? Does the fear toxin still have an--
"Y/N!" Jonathan yells out of desperation.
... or you could save your friend.
Jonathan was at the brink of death, his eyes wide at the fact that the monster had finally adapted deem it effective to grab Jonathan by his wrist. But before your magnum opus could latch his teeth against Jonathan's neck, you came with a warning in the form of a buzz of an electric saw. Red blossoms on his chest, some of it splattering all over Jonathan's shirt and the corpse collapsed, revealing you standing with an electric saw, hands soaked with red.
"What was taking you so long?" Jonathan pants, resisting the urge to grab you by the neck.
"I was..." You watch him collapse on his bottom, panting heavily beside the once again corpse. "Making some observations."
"Observations my ass! I could've died!"
"But you didn't, did you?" He narrows his gaze at you when you offered him your red soaked hand. Nevertheless, he takes it and you helped him up to his feet once again. "I must admit, this is a breakthrough! If only I could have inspected him closer, I could have-- LOOK OUT!"
"WHA-?!" Jonathan practically jumped out of his skin, his neck snapping to glance at the corpse you were pointing at and in his frazzled state, he didn't notice it was a joke until you started to laugh beside him. Once collecting his wits, he glares at you... But he supposes this is payback.
He will get you back, just you wait.
#jonathan crane x reader#scarecrow x reader#dc x reader#dc x you#scarecrow x you#reanimator au#gotham rogues
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Some random PotO moments that I love
(Some of these are little acting details from Jon Robyns' second performance on the West End aka the only live version I've seen)
This is also not a comprehensive list of all of them because everything in this show is great
Okay, everyone loves this, but the chandelier rising with the overture is incredible and deserves to be on every list.
The fact that The Phantom gets about 20,000 francs a month (which I'm convinced he just uses to keep his candle collection thriving).
"INSOLENT BOY, THIS SLAVE OF FASHION"
The fact that Erik was like "I'll show Christine the mannequin I have of her in a wedding dress. That'll go great!"
And then she passes out and he leaves her on the floor. 😭 (He does put his cloak over her though).
Is Erik that invested in his opera (Jon did have some very excited scribbling) that he didn't notice Christine wake up or was he just like "oop, she's waking up. Act natural, Erik. You are cool and mysterious. ACT NATURAL."
Jon half crawling half dragging himself across the stage during Stranger Than You Dreamt It (sir, how can you still sing like that???)
The whole Poor Fool sequence was very funny to watch and the cast nailed it!
Raoul being an adorable dork during All I Ask of You. 🥰 Matt Blaker is great.
The Phantom's reprise of All I Ask of You being one of my favourite vocal moments in the entire show! 🔥
Monsieur André's incredible sparkly skeleton get-up.
Carlotta's batwing dress!
Erik being the dramatic bitch he is and vanishing just to appear the top of the stairs again. Do you think he rehearsed that bit in his little sewer lair?
That sparky skull cane thing that Erik is waving around in the graveyard. 💀
Page Blankson is an absolute joy to watch as Christine.
Piangi drawing his coat around himself when The Phantom says he needs to lose weight and then him doing the same thing when Madame Giry asks Carlotta if they can be sure he's not watching rehearsals. Nice little detail.
The fact that in The Point of No Return The Phantom looks like the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come from The Muppets Christmas Carol.
Me watching Raoul jumping into the lake and thinking "that's a big drop from the stairs to the stage" only to watch him disappear below the stage.
Erik's organ slam because he has to be a drama queen.
Erik being like "if only I wasn't so ugly, then you would love me" and Christine pointing out that his face is not exactly the problem in this entire situation.
Jon's, Matt's and Paige's vocals!!!
Jon's delivery of "make your choice" coming across as a little broken and scared is *chef's kiss*.
*Christine kisses Erik* Erik.exe has stopped working
Jon's delivery of "LEAVE MEEEEE!"
The little Masquerade reprise that makes me cry. Every. Single. Time. 😭 (It's the hand over the monkey's face. I can't do it 🥲).
"Christine... I love you" *cries harder*
"IT'S OVER NOW THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT"
Erik disappearing from the chair because he needs a final Dramatic Bitch™️ moment.
#the performance was so good#raoul is objectively the best choice#but you can't help but love the phantom#someone needs to give the drama queen a hug#also sorry to anyone who is now subjected to my poto fixation rn 🤣#the phantom of the opera#phantom of the opera#poto
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Dork squad + music meister with their sinestro corps member s/o bringing a child after their trip from space
This kid is a fucking spider alien- has 6 eyes, a pair of pointy ears, four arms, and two legs
S/o is surprisingly a good parent figure to the kid but I wanna see how the guys would be with the child
S/o sewing additional sleeves to their old clothes for the child
Imagine the kid calling him dad for the first time
Riddler
Got a phone call about something happening when they were in space and weren't sure how to put it so he just need to ready for suprise
Is concerned and is waiting for them to come back
They came and with them some alien looking thing
Is standing with his cain ready to protect himself when S/O say they're C/N (Child Name) and they took them
Ask what they mean by 'took them'
Turns out they mean surprise adoption
They need to have conversation about it, he supports them but as their spouse he has a right to disagree with the decision
It takes time but he agrees for C/N to stay, he is still freaked out thou
Kid has clothes thanks to S/O making customs for them
He doesn't know how to interact with C/N but tries
S/O and him would teach them languages
Would show them board game or something to make it easier and it works
Likes spending time that way, thinks C/N slept on him after being exhausted was cute
When he teaches them words for family kid goes
Points at kid "Kid. Me."
"Yes! Good."
Points at mom. "Mom." Points at S/O photo.
"Eh, kinda."
Points at father then at Edward. "Dad?"
Something in him broke and after a moment he just hugged them.
"Yes. Dad."
After that becomes doting
Takes C/N to his heist so he can learn from old man
Do not dare to make fun of his kid
Pretty good even if start was rocky
Scarecrow
He absolutely adores his S/O, would do anything for them
So S/O tells him they just scoop up a kid from space
... He knows he said he would do anything but wait a minute
Is fascinated by kid appearence, they seem nervous so he agrees for them to stay
Gives S/O some of his own old clothes for C/N
Would sit with kid and inspect them, to see what they can do and differences in nature
Wonders if their fangs are venomous
Isn't scared of their look, thinks it's amazing
They still have more warm interactions between S/O thou
Until someone tries to kidnap C/N to get S/O, Jon sprays them with fear toxin and rescues them
"Dada!"
... Just looks at kid with wide eyes,this is new
But not unwelcome
Gets used to the idea and starts calling them his kid
No bullied because of their appearence on his watch
Will always tell them how unique they are
Mad Hatter
This man loves S/O but is still scared of them sometimes so when they bring kid he is fucking screaming with all he has
Kid starts crying and S/O needs to shut Jervis up before calming them
Jervis has a lot to say about C/N but S/O fights like a lion to keep them so he can't say no
Keeps his distance while S/O is doting
When they make clothes he gives kid a small hat similar to his
Kid just smiles and for first time Hatter doesn't seem scared
Would try to read them Alice in Wonderland for bedtime story when S/O isn't there
Kid gets invested and ends up being more awake then before
Which isn't great but Jervis is so happy they liked it as much as he did
Would show kid off his collection and gives kid toys to play with
Starts getting closer and S/O comes to them playing the tea party
"Do you want more tea?" C/N held pitcher with one of Jervis favorite tea's.
"Yes, thank you for offer."
S/O just stood by the door frame. "Having fun?"
"Yes, dad is so cool!'
He drops the glass after hearing it
He's dad? And he's cool?
Just hugs the kid
Would spend every minute with them
If people make comment about their look he would tell them to not be rude
Teaches kid manners
S/O still can't believe difference between first meeting and now
Music Meister
There's nothing in this that he understands but he doesn't really feel like he can say anything since kid is here
If S/O is making clothes he is with them, he knows what to do to make kid look good
Kid is fascinated by his voice which he appreciates, still please don't touch him
Would show kid magic of theater and gets kid hooked on it
Gets closer naturally with time after watching together many musicals
Slowly gets used to their looks
Kid would draw them all together in family draw crayon portrait and goes "This is for you dad!"
MM just looks amazed and spins them, would show it to S/O and brag how amazing artist they are, probably after him
Kid might starts liking him more than S/O and they would be salty about it
Calls them his little double
Sings lullabies for night
#smitten simp#riddler x reader#mad hatter x reader#scarecrow x reader#music meister x reader#pati writes
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Here is the excuse for you to write something self-indulgent! Whicever rogue (s) of your choice comforting a reader who is very stressed over college/work!
Take care and remember to drink water, everything will look up for you eventually! ♥️
- Timid Anon 🐁
A/N: aahhh thank you sweet timid anon I’ve been saving this prompt for whenever I really, really needed it. And yeah it’s been one of those weeks at work so I’m gonna use this to unwind. Since this is a wee comfort thing, I’m basing it on my rl job of working in a pet store, but I bet just about anyone can relate to this if you’ve ever been in retail/customer service. I honestly couldn’t choose just one rogue so I decided to do btas versions of the Dork Squad comfort headcanons, because I just adore these three so much
BTAS Dork Squad Comforting Reader From Work Stress
The Riddler:
When you didn’t even look up at him or reply back when he acknowledged you were home
He knew something was wrong.
You can try and shake it off, but your exasperation speaks volumes to Ed.
His first instinct is to ask what’s wrong.
It takes everything in you not to just burst in tears.
It was all just so much; everyone was rude, inconsiderate, quite literally saw you lesser than because you had a name tag
Ed can relate to that, in his own way, how people take advantage of your position to treat you terribly, like how Mockridge took advantage of him and his hard work for profit.
Ed will ask you what he can do to try and turn the day around.
Do you wanna test one of his new puzzles/games?
He thinks he saw on the TV Guide your favorite show was doing reruns?
Oh, you just want cuddles? Ed can most certainly do that.
The Scarecrow:
It’s very, very tempting to just send Jon on his way mask and some tangible property to bring forth your tormentors worse fears.
Yet, the idea provides only some relief.
Even though he specializes in fear, Jon understands that sometimes the best things for stress on the mind is just a safe space.
A safe space to vent and not be judged by anyone.
Jon is happy when he sees you softly smile in contentment.
The fog is slowly being lifted.
Hesitantly, he leans in and kisses your cheek to try and waft away the rest of your negative thoughts.
He knows it works cause you smile wider and even let out a cute giggle.
You bring your arms around the lanky man and hug him in gratitude.
For all the fear and chaos he’s attempted to bring to the city; there’s nothing more fulfilling than being your source of comfort and bliss.
The Mad Hatter:
Jervis’ heart almost breaks as all you can do is cry, occasionally making a comment about people being mean, lashing out at you, etc.
Jervis wraps his arms around you in an instant, rubbing your back and softly rocking you.
He offers some words of comfort and reassurance, but mostly lets you let it all out.
Jervis slowly navigates the two of you to the couch, he’s quick to replace his warmth with your favorite blanket.
He promises to be right back, but he knows just how much his tea makes you feel better no matter the ailment.
He’ll tell you about something he saw that reminded him of you.
This leads to him talking about all the reasons he loves you and how much he appreciates you for existing.
Anyone that doesn’t see the light you bring are fools.
Slowly but surely the heavy weight of the day slowly lifts.
Jervis offers if there’s anything else he can do for you, to make the day better.
You smile warmly as you take your cup, assuring him that he’s made the day better just by being himself.
#ri writes#btas dork squad#btas dork squad x reader#btas the riddler x reader#btas edward nygma x reader#btas the scarecrow x reader#btas the mad hatter#btas jervis tetch x reader
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Ok so I have reopened the anime feels I thought I had bottled away
No series specifically, just..
Voice actors.
I love voice actors so much.
I don't do it myself, though I do end up imitating characters kind of accidentally sometimes lol. The line just.. comes out?
Anyway, there are great English and Finnish speaking VAs of course (Stephen Merchant, Vic Micnogna, Jon-Jon Geitel, Petrus Kähkönen, Jari Salo to name a few)
But Japanese VAs aka seiyuus?
They hit so different.
Nobuhiko Okamoto's voice is literally perfect and so cool and his range is crazy. He goes from crazy mad characters like BNHA's Bakugo to super sweet and timid like Sengoku from Horimiya. (His confession scene literally destroyed me, DANG was he adorable. Started this whole mess too, btw.)
Jun Fukuyama causes me to swoon every time he opens his mouth, and I might have to watch Assassination Classroom just because these two are in it. This guy also has a crazy range, going from selfish and arrogant rich dudes to normal shy and soff guys <33 (Prince Raj from Akagami no Shirayukihime vs a fairly normal main character Takanashi in Working!!)
Ishikawa Kaito, the voice of my dear little blueberry man aka Kageyama from Haikyuu!!, I love him so much. He does the 'cool guy who is actually a dork' so well. Also the super epic Genos from One Punch Man. Gahh.
Yuki Kaji? Does super calm roles like Kenma from Haikyuu!! but amazing tsundere roles as well like Nishikata from Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san. Love his voice too.
Tetsuya Kakihara? Mamoru Miyano? Miyu Irino? Daisuke Ono? (Silver the Hedgehog's Japanese VA btw, so surreal, he's nothing like the English voice) Yuuichi Nakamura? Tatsuhisa Suzuki? Nobunaga Shimazaki? Saitou Souma? Uchiyama Kouki? Hiro Shimono?
I love the Japanese Sonic cast as well. Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Espio specifically, but everyone else is super good too.
I could list these dudes for ages but I gotta go to bed and my leg is falling asleep so I gotta move too so yeh (def not in the bathroom rn)
It has been revealed.
I am an anime nerd.
The weeb bottle has been opened.
We shall suffer together.
#SDB rambles#voice actors#seiyuu#anime#i haven't fangirled like this in ages#could bring in the 'ovaries destroyed' lines too#gah#my ears#i love men and men's voices so much#i kinda tend to ignore and confuse women's voices a lot accidentally#but there are amazing ones too! i just can't tell them apart as easily#also they don't cause a similar reaction#just GAHHHHHH DEEP VOICES#ok I'll go to bed now
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Still fixated stay with me pls
The TWO BRAIN CELLS I HAVE
Lemme hug you and kiss your forehead and snuggle with you and take all your pain away you sweet lil dork you're such a cutie my heart is so full I could cryyyy
Just snap me in half like a twig please I'd thank you. Look at that. Would you not climb that like a tree?! All the smashing *-* and the tux *-* and that frown *-* and the fists OHHAVEMERCY *-* like wtf babe how is that so hot??? Am i fucked up? Yes? Do i care? No?
Also what even are your legs doing babe what is that stance why xD
Okay I love this photoset because of the lack of context omg, like, Jon baby, Admiral Simpson, what happened? Who hurt you?
Also, what's this gif I found of him?? Jon you weird, adorable, sexy man
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I want a cute lil friendship fic with Mar'i and Jai, for example them connecting on some issues or hobbies
D’aw of course! And so we all know: they are this TikTok to a T 😂😂
———————
With the others on patrol or handling other matters, Jai and Mar’i had been left alone for a few hours. Despite what, well, most people seem to think, they rarely have issues finding something to do. They’d been friends for eight years after all.
Today just happened to be a Doctor Who marathon day. Snacks litter coffee table. Mar’i leans against Jai, who’s got an arm over the couch. Anyone who knows Omega Squad would knows platonic cuddling is a big thing. Even if they’ve all more or less paired off into their various couplings. Jon or Lian could walk in right now and not blink at their SOs. Wel, Lian would teasingly ask if Mar’i’s stealing Jai, but that’s a whole other thing.
“Jai-Jai, I have a question.” Mar’i looks up at him. A furrow between her impossible green eyes reminds him of Uncle Dick.
“Yeah, Ri?”
“If the TARDIS has a universal translator, does it intentionally make most the aliens British?”
“…Well, you see, the British did this thing called ‘colonization’ and—” Jai laughs when she hits him with a pillow.
“English isn’t my first language, but I know about colonization.” She says, smacking him with it again.
“Yet you believed Uncle Vic that ‘Booyah’ was a swear word—” Jai ducks the next blow.
“I was 8! You, Lian, and Irey taught me what a wenis was!”
That has both them laughing. Jai holds up his hands, “In my defense! We didn’t think you’d tell Uncle Dick until after you got home!”
“I can’t believe you talked your ways out of being grounded.”
“Neither can we.” Jai returns to his spot. “I think they still had faith in us.”
“Hmm, yeah you all used to be so cute.”
“Excuse you? I am adorable.”
“Your girlfriend says you’re a-dork-able.”
“Well, I’m her dork so ha. Now we gotta watch this!”
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