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thatonewatching · 10 months

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John Doe headcanons

⬆️ That fella up there

(Canon: Bisexual, Fluid-Nonbinary, 20-40, 'Regular Guy' is his species, always messy hair, hair can move on its own, pupils expand when excited, tongue is a cute heart shape, too many teeth, his teeth aren't dirty, just naturally yellow, scars aren't because he's 'sad', doesn't know how to wear his jacket right, 112 pounds, 4 fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, 5'8, tongue is very long, naturally black nails, shirt changes every time you look at him, has eyelids and chooses when he blinks, body has a clay-like texture, he doesn't have any organs but can for them if he or you chooses, and he has a hard time closing his, mouth fully.) All of that is canon, and I'm referencing the canon ref sheet from the actual creator of the game. You can find it on the John Doe Wiki. <3

He can't seem to get the hang of technology. No matter how many times you explain what to press and click and download, he didn't seem to be interested. Not until he found out that he could contact you through it, that is.

He immediately tried to understand it after finding out he could talk to you while you were away, instead of following you to work. That's not going to stop anytime soon, though. He just can't handle you being away!

Purrs, kind of. Like if he's happy or something, or just feels positive in general. Curls up when he sleeps, always in the fetal position when he sleeps, as weird and uncomfortable as it may seem.

He likes animals but won't get any because he feelsit'll take some attention off of him, and we can't have that, can we? No. Prefers animals like rats and snakes because they fascinate him. Doesn't understand their 'workings' as he says.

Doesn't need to blink. He doesn't have the need to wet his eyes, considering that they're for show. Sleeping, as well. Doesn't feel the need to sleep, but he learned how, in his own way. It's not sleeping, exactly. It's more of a state of tranquility and peace. The first time you fell asleep, he thought you died, never having seen a being sleep. He understands now, though, so it's all right.

His hair is very weird. Sometimes it's soft, fluffy, and sometimes stiff and matted. He sheds a lot. It doesn't matter what he's done or is doing, his hair gets everywhere. He's not allowed near the food when you're cooking, because you don't want hair for dinner. He says it adds flavor, seeing it as a way to be closer to one another.

Likes piercings. He enjoys the thought of having needles go through his skin to add element to his body, but not vice versa. Refuses to think about you getting hurt, even if you assure him it's fine. Will not allow anyone, including yourself, to hurt you.

Likes fire. It makes his clay-like skin hardened, rather than how doughy it usually feels. Unlike fire, he hates water. Makes him all gooey and slimy, and he doesn't like that. Wants to feel solid-it's better for hugs.

Speaking of hugs, he is practically attached at the hip. Always has some part of him on you and vice versa. Whether it be holding hands, a finger through your belt loop, or just a hand in your back pocket, he's content. If physical touch isn't your thing, then he'll tell you how much he adores you. You don't like words of affirmation? No problem! He'll do anything you need him to! Feel bad for him doing so much? Spend some time together! Whether it be watching a movie, cuddling, cooking (even though he sheds and doesn't know how to cook in the slightest), or even just being around each other, doing your own things. Need your space? Don't have to tell him twice! He'll get you some gifts. You said you wanted something three years ago? Done. Any physical item or thing he can provide to you will be provided. Long story short, he'll do whatever you want.

Wears a lot of different types of clothes. Skirts, pants, crop tops, shorts, whatever. One thing he doesn't love is jeans. He'll wear them, but he prefers sweats or skirts. Can't deal with the feeling of scratchy clothes. Will literally chew them up and throw them away. Speaking of clothes, he steals yours. Especially if they're dirty or need to be washed. Wears them until you take them for the wash. Gets sad when you take them.

His voice cracks occasionally, and he gets so upset about it. Will take a deep 'breath', or the closest thing he does to breathing, and says the sentence again. He doesn't like when it happens and stops talking until you force him if it happens a lot that day.

The first time that you told him you loved him, he wanted to cry, even though he can't and doesn't fully understand why people do it in the first place. "Why are you crying?" he asked, squinting. "Because you're suffocating me!" you wheezed. "Oh."

He uses his one-eyed form at home, knowing you understand it's easier and more comfortable. He really doesn't understand how to read all that well, so you taught him. He got the hang of it quickly and likes to leave you notes and texts. He constantly has tabs on you. Whether it be him coming into your job to walk around and talk to you, or him being in his hair ball form and in your shoulder or bag or something. Always around you. Always watching. Always comes back. (I'm so sorry.)

Calls you things like my love, dear, my dearest, sweetheart, gorgeous, beautiful, and things like that. Loves, loves, loves when you call him pretty boy/girl. Practically melts in your arms. They also love when you call them sweet things and mumble sweet nothings in her ear while you're together, especially when you're cuddling. Adores it when you run your fingers through her hair, and a soft purring emanates from him.

It may or may not wrap around your hand when you try to pull away....

That's all for now, guys! I'll be making more of these if I think of them. Requests and asks are open, so feel free to do that! (I'm so bored.) Stay safe, hydrated, and happy! Love you all! <3

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redsm0kee · 4 months

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You know, John, Red is my last name. We are destined to be together 🤭🤭🤭

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hey-its-cweepy · 2 years

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John Doe headcanons because they never manifest on my feed:

(You're more than open to disagree/add your own!)

•The type to watch the clothes wash if the washer has a window door

•"I did this for you, love!" It was the ugliest drawing you've ever seen in your life but you still appreciate it

•He likes to be the little spoon (but doesn't mind being big spoon)

•"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH (You/MC/Y/N)?!"

"... I took off my makeup"

"... Oh..."

•He's so silly and goofy I love him <3

•Would definitely think a shrimp fried this rice

•Someone is probably losing it trying to clean his messy ass room, screaming, crying, sobbing as more trash spawns and he's just "omg no you didn't you're so sweet <3"

•"Why are you hugging me?"

"... Because you look like you needed it"

"But Im not sad"

"I know"

•Does that thing where you walk into the room and just poof- forget what you originally came for more often than you think

•I dont care how many bite marks and scratches I get I am GOING to bathe him with little rubber duckies and he is going to like it even if he looks like a wet pomeranian by the end of it

•Can someone tell me why I only see him with ponytails/loose hair and never smth like pigtails or braids? Please I need to know-

•You cut his hair and the scissors break

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thegreatnterrible · 9 months

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Could you possibly write a fluff alphabet for doe?

John Doe’s fluff alphabet!

I was glad to write this one for my beloved Doe :)

♡ A — activities

He loves going on picnics with you. He finds something unreal exciting in nature around him, especially at night. You don't go for walks during the day; he doesn't really like the heat and the sun. Doe dreams of lying in the grass with you on a summer evening, watching the birds. Also, he just melts when you play with his hair, run your hands into it and scratch his scalp. At this moment, your entire wrist is deep in black curls.

Bonus: Doe plays with butterflies like a kitten every time he sees them. Watch your child carefully so that he does not swallow the butterfly (he always tries to).

But Doe is also a fan of staying home and cuddling in bed/on the couch all day. He will never get bored.

♡ B — beauty

He adores you all. Especially in his weird way when you're dirty and disheveled. Doe pays the most attention to your eyes. He does not understand human non-verbal communication or the meaning of gestures or movements, but he understands everything from your eyes.

Doe does not pay much attention to his appearance, but out of great love, he allows you to do so. He behaves like a good boy when once a month you persuade him to brush his hair. In return, he demands a sweet kiss, a chocolate medal (he likes to gnaw the foil) and cute hair clips.

♡ C — comfort

Will not leave you a single step when you’re upset. And it will take a couple of hours after you calm down to make sure that you are absolutely fine. Usually, his way of comforting you is a tight hug and a lying position. Also, be prepared for a billion questions, because he will not rest until he is sure that everything is fine.

"Are you okay? Is everything alright? Is this normal for humans? Yeah? Everything is good? Well. Are you telling the truth? Is everything DEFINITELY normal? You aren’t sad?"

♡ D — dreams

Doe has not yet integrated into society enough to get the concept of plans for the future. His plans are usually either very short-term, for example, he plans to look out the window tomorrow morning, or they are too delayed, like "we will be together all our lives, yes, for a hundred years together."

♡ E — equal

He is indeed more active in the relationship, but not dominant. For Doe, it is more convenient to rely on your rules in the relationship and trust your management. At the same time, he actively performs executive work.

♡ F — fight

Doe doesn't take offense for anything longer than three seconds. Also, he practically does not argue with you, he is too afraid to upset you.

The only thing that can make him angry and worried is when you deny your relationship or refuse him. But he will not argue, he firmly believes that things are as he sees them, and no other way.

♡ G — gratitude

Doe appreciates anything you do. And his reaction is always equally exaggerated, he squeals with joy when you simply kiss him on the cheek or take his hand.

♡ H — honesty

Doe doesn't fully understand what a secret is and why he has to hide something, so he usually says even more than you want to know.

♡ I — inspiration

Thanks to you, he learns to understand human habits and human norms. So you explained to him why stalking someone is not acceptable, why stabbing someone is dangerous, and now you are teaching him the alphabet and writing.

bonus headcanon: Doe is ambidextrous, able to write with both left and right hands.

♡ J — jealousy

Doe doesn't know what that feeling is, the closest he can describe it is "I get angry when someone is standing next to you." He would never suspect you of cheating, but he will always be jealous of other people who talk to you/touch you. Doe realizes that you have your own life and other people besides him and he doesn't really want to be the only person in your life and force you, but he definitely gets nervous when someone talks to you.

♡ K — kiss

Doe never kissed before he met you. He doesn't know any techniques, doesn't know where to put his hands or how to move his tongue. But he always kisses as if it is the last kiss in his life — and this passion of his really hits you to the core and makes your heart skip a beat. He's barely breathing, kissing on the last breath, his mouth is too hot, he's drooling too much and clinging to every part of the body within his reach.

Your first kiss was like two third graders who had just discovered what a kiss was and decided to give it a try.

Doe just leaned closer to you while you watched TV. And he froze. His eyes almost beg you to guess his intentions and take the first step. Yours and Doe's lips just touch for a couple of seconds, his lips are incredibly hot and dry for some reason.

♡ L — love confession

He never really stops confessing. Doe tells you that he loves you from the first day of acquaintance and does not stop for a day, declaring his love at suitable and not moments.

♡ M — marriage

Doe hardly understands what marriage is, but he definitely wants to marry you. He is the type of person who on the first day of a relationship has already chosen a beautiful white wedding dress.

♡ N — nicknames

Top choices are Love, Darling and Dear.

You also talked him out of the most disturbing names, such as: doll, cutie pie, cupcake, pumpkin and others.

After Doe watched romantic French films, the name "mon cher" appeared in the lexicon.

♡ O — on Cloud Nine

The fact that Doe fell in love is always obvious. Obvious to everyone, always and immediately. And you can't stop him. Especially to stop him from saying it every four seconds.

♡ P — PDA

Talking about your relationship is his favorite topic. Doe wears an "I love y/n" t-shirt and this is a fact that is 100% confirmed. Social norms are too complex and new for him to understand, and he always wants to kiss and touch you, so everything here will be at the choice of his partner. Doe respects any of your boundaries and wouldn't go for a kiss if you didn't want to.

But he absolutely cannot walk without holding your hand.

(or at least sticking his finger in the belt loop of your jeans)

♡ Q — quirk

You won't find anyone as interested in a relationship as Doe. Literally. He will do everything for you and thank you for giving him the opportunity to serve you.

♡ R — romance

Once he gave you a bouquet of flowers with the note "I know where you live" attached to it. I think this sentence says it all.

♡ S — support

Doe ignores the fact that you have a life apart from him, but he still sincerely wishes you success and supports you in everything, even if he does not understand why you need it.

He is not very happy that you work at a gas station, but on your lunch break he always comes here and brings you sandwiches (two pieces of bread on which he tried to draw hearts with red jam, or whatever substance it might be, you will never guess what ingredients Doe chose today)

♡ T — thrill

No, he will definitely not get bored in a relationship. Doe could do the same thing with you every day and he would never get bored.

But Doe quite likes it when you show him some common human things that he's never had. Going to an amusement park or going rollerblading gives him so many new emotions that he recovers after that for a couple of weeks. Thus, he had an existential crisis for a whole month after going to the cinema for the first time to see a 3D movie.

♡ U — understanding

Doe is not very empathetic toward other people. I think that society did not treat him very well, because to ordinary passersby he is just a weirdo and a creep. Therefore, he usually does not like strangers and would never worry about their problems.

But he is too sensitive about you. He worries about you, takes any problem seriously, and gets worried too much when you just cut your finger while turning the page of a book.

Also, Doe is addicted to knowing every little detail about you. As soon as he learned to write, he got himself a notebook to write down all the little things about you, but later it became unnecessary, he remembers everything anyway, so marking it down is unnecessary work.

♡ V — value

A relationship with you comes first. He doesn't have to work or even clean the room he lives in, so he has no other business than being your partner. He is not interested in anything in life other than this.

♡ W — wild card

Doe loves when you braid his hair and weave flowers into his curls. And he likes when you paint his nails black. Godheneedsomeonetotakecareofhim.

♡ X — xoxo

VERY affectionate. VERY.

He loves and needs it always and everywhere. Doe can't go walking without your hand in his, he can't sleep without you in bed, he isn't so happy to watch TV without you.

♡ Y — yearning

Doe begins to miss you in the fourth minute of your absence. For five minutes, he goes crazy without you. Ten minutes later, he puts up posters saying "MISSING. My partner. Have you seen this person? Identifying characteristics: the most beautiful creature in the world"

It was a big problem before you explained to him what a phone was. Doe is much more relaxed when he can call you at any minute, and he also likes to send you tons of messages. And, of course, he takes pictures of you all the time. He is proud to have an album with photos of you sleeping.

♡ Z — zeal

Doe does not think far ahead, but he has confidence that you will always be together.

And today, he always imagines how he will spend tomorrow with you.

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Thanks for reading! Open requests.

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tiramisugus · 10 months

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My headcanons of John Doe

This will be like a list of things I feel like John would do, or think, so here it goes

he would watch a lot of tv shows, in his way to become more "human"

he would ever discover what it is to read and write, and try to learn ( I have a bit of a conflict with this one because he canonically has a driver's license, so he should already know how to write...? idk )

he would try to understand human emotions to have a better relationship with you

he would take anything you say as absolute truth ( maybe not everything, I don't think he's an idiot either )

I had more but now they escaped my mind lol

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c00kie-d0e · 1 year

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John Doe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I'M SORRY]

You: What's that?

John Doe: Remorse Code.

You: I'm even angrier now.

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twentifourhours · 1 year

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John Doe headcanons:

-Since dating You he's had to take showers or some way of taking a bath once every 2 weeks with help from You sacrificing the pain he endures when in contact with water because of how often he goes near dirty places. Methods can vary from putting him in the bathub for a few minutes, spraying him with a hose or spraying his entire body with body axe spray

-Despite being unkempt he only smells like wet clay

-He likes hugs but he has to be reminded that because of his species being slightly warmer than humans You need a break

-He likes his hair being touched by You

-His hair is surprisingly soft

-He sometimes eats food where he holds it with his tongue because of how long it is

-He's surprisingly very good with painting nails

-Sometimes Doe gets insecure of what he looks in front of You so he goes to his more "human" form. You have to remind him you don't mind what he actually looks like and you love him regardless

-He drinks coca cola with royal in it

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thecatinthepurplepants · 8 months

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so I have a headcanon for how John might look to someone actually able to see him and I, of course, had to decide on the headcanon that would make it damn near impossible to draw him (at least to draw him consistently) but I like the idea too much to let it go

I probably SHOULD put this under a read more since it got kinda long but uuuhhh... don't wanna lol

SO I feel like when John first attached to Arthur, back when he was still just "the entity", his appearance was very... malleable. At first he looks like how a lot of people depict him, a vaguely human shapped black shadow with yellow eyes pearing over Arthur's left shoulder, but as soon as they got out into the world he started seeing ✨️fashion✨️ in the wild that changed. Even though he didn't remember it, he's a piece of the King In Yellow, and I'm willing to bet that the ol banana monarch has a passion for adornment and a tendency towards vanity thats usually associated with royalty that John would unknowingly inherit (I mean, we already know this, he bitches about Arthur's clothes getting ruined often enough now that they got that nice new suit)

I think at first he sees some men wearing nice hats when him and Arthur step outside into the city for the first time and something in him just goes "ooohhh" and one just kind of appears on him, probably with a gold band or little adornments like feathers and shiny dangly bits hanging from the brim. I don't even think he'd be able to choose just one style, shifting from one to another every so often as he sees more around or mixing and morphing styles into looks he likes more (I think he'd be partial to structured hats, fedoras, homburgs, maybe even a skimmer hat but with the rim stretched out to be more of a structured sun hat for extra flare)

But of course his newfound sense of style doesn't end with men's fashion cuz he doesn't know what a gender is and I highly doubt thay anyone that can see him would care enough to try and impose gender roles on him

He sees women passing by on the street wearing makeup and suddenly he has gold lipstick and shimmering yellow eyeshadow over shining gold lashes long and full enough to make any Hollywood starlet absolutely sick with envy

He sees someone more eccentric who's absolutely decked out in gaudy costume jewelry and he can't just NOT have all that wonderful clinking, shiny treasure for himself so he's now draped in gold chains, necklaces and bracelets of huge chunks of polished stones in both simple and elaborate designs, amber, tiger's eye, citrine, anything he wants really but it will always turns some shade of yellow or gold no matter how much he would want it to be another color (I think the best he could do in way of colorful variety is turquoise with veins of gold running through it)

And the funniest thing?

He can't see any of it.

He sees through Arthur's eyes and even if he has a bit of an extra sense for being able to see supernatural shit he's still not visible to himself. All of the changes are subconscious decisions he doesn't even realize he's making, his metaphysical body altering to suit the person he's growing into. None of the other rare entities and people they've met who can see John commented on it, seeing how there's usually more pressing matters involved. Plus I highly doubt the Trader would be one to make observations on someone's fashion sense unless they were offering one of their accessories in trade, and only then if it actually had any value to him.

Tbh it would be funny if the King In Yellow, during his first in person meeting with the Jarthur unit, had stopped mid introduction just "You insolent fucking worm, you need to return what's mi- what... what the hell are you wearing??? No, I'm not talking to you, you fucking worthless mortal, silence- yes, YOU, whats- whats all... THAT??? I mean, it's not BAD but it's a bit... inelegant, don't you think?" and both John and Arthur are like "what the FUCK are you TALKING ABOUT???" while the Dancers are humming and nodding their agreement while they also quietly judging John's intangible outfit

Kayne would ABSOLUTELY comment on it though but only to either taunt John while confusing the shit out of him OR to toss him the odd (equally confusing) compliment about his fashion sense and how he's branched out from the Kings personal flare. BUT he's also a Stinky Bitch (affectionate) so maybe he just wouldn't let John know that he can see him at all because he thinks it's funny that he doesn't know what he looks like

I dont think it would remain unstable as it was when he was fresh out the book, though.

After Arthur's coma, the period where John was given (and accepted) his name and the foundation of his humanity, I feel like he'd settle in his appearance as his sense of self does. He'd change to fit his different moods but it wouldn't be as much of a chaotic kaleidoscope of fashions shifting and melding with each other as he was at first. Before it was very fluid, changing as he sees different styles or as he felt different from one second to another, so unsure of exactly who and what he was.

I think he'd stick with the hat, wide brimmed and still with little golden baubles hanging around the edge and a golden band, but I think the top would remain hazy and undefined because I dont think he'd be able to decide on which style he likes best. He'd definitely keep the chains and jewelry, maybe a shodowy imitation of the shape of a suit jacket or the plunge of a low v-necklined dress, depending on the day.

I think when he gets especially angry (usually at Arthur, because he's the only one who can really get him absolutely blistering pissed without even trying) the hat billows like its caught in a fierce wind, not like fabric, but like heavy smoke. The stones of his yellow jewelry glows like miniature sun's with the force of his emotions, chains tarnishing, and even his makeup turning bright neon, toxic yellow against the void of his intangible "skin" like the warning of a poisonous animal if he's mad enough

When he's scared, him and Arthur trying to hide from whatever horror or adversary they've encountered this time, the brim of his hat melts back several inches, the baubles blinking out of existence entirely like its trying to clear his line of sight, makeup and jewelry fading in their color and shine as his borrowed animal instincts scream at him to be small, be unnoticeable, hide hide hide

And in those moments (ones that happen entirely too often for John's comfort or sanity) when the worst has come again, Arthur's hurt, worse than usual, and it seems like he's fading fast from his injuries, the things that John's draped himself with as he's learned who he is start to fade away too. As John realizes he might be losing the only person he's ever had (again) he feels like he's losing himself, the person he's become in his time with Arthur. The panic sets in and he goes through the stages he always does, shouting at Arthur to keep moving, not to give up, begs him to stay with him, not to leave him alone, to stop fucking saying goodbye and keep fighting, his cobbled together sense of identity melts off of him like dust as his world crumbles.

But there are moments, few and far between though they may be, where he and Arthur get little bit of real joy. When Arthur's finally, fucking finally freshly washed, shaved, and fed a hot meal and John can actually feel him relax into a real bed. When they've bought a nice new suit and handkerchief (that Arthur let John pick out himself) and John can tell Arthur that he looks handsome in this cut and color. When John spots something he thinks is odd and describes it to Arthur in a way that gets a real, full belly laugh out of his human, even if he doesn't understand what exactly it was he said that was so funny. The yellows of his apparel and makeup shine and swirl together, the stones of his jewelry seem to dance around each other in their configurations while the colors swim inside them like a lava lamp or glitter inside a bottle of opaque liquid. The baubles along the brim of his hat rapidly change in shape and size, the brim itself seeming to bloom, stretching out even further like a cat luxuriating in a sunbeam.

Anyway, tl;dr John's an eldritch entity and I just think he deserves to have a shifting appearance that he builds around himself over time like one of those bugs that sticks shit to its body to build a shell but in, like, a cunty way

And also I think John should be allowed to be incredibly expressive but in a metaphysical way that ties to his appearance itself

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doesloverboy · 1 year

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Hello Lovely people!

im writing this because... well by my name you should know ;)

I have been in such a deep obsession with this skrunkly dude and I wanted to finally write about him, So I’m opening requests! I'll be doing headcanons, one shots, & imagines/scenerios.

Here’s my lil set of rules that applies to SFW(fluff, generally cute etc.) & N$FW :)

One last important thing, I’ll make sure to put TWs !!!!

NO:

Sc@t play (look up at your own risk if you don’t know,sorry ahead of time 😭) or p33 play

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that has to do with the activities being non cons3nsual/half cons3nsual

N3crophilia.

NOTHING at all that involves m!nors, STRICTLY 21+, maybe 20 yrs old,that’s what im most comfortable writing age wise (im gonna be 23 and have younger siblings so it’d make me feel 🤢) !!!!!

YES:

Some gore, willing to get a little graphic

Ro*gh $ex (d0min4nt/$ub/$witch type of thing, overstimul4tion/0rg4$m control , bd$m, pr4s3/degr4d4tion, 4fterc4re etc.. )

R0leplay (p3t play, s3xy clothing, etc...)

Humili47ion

Aur4lism (s0unds turn u 0n)

0bj3ctific4tion

Well I put what i could think of in the YES section, but if there's anything specific just put it in your request and this includes other things too such as pronouns wanted, etc etc :)

Oh and sorry I swear this is the last important thing (maybe? 😭)

1. You can request other fandoms (if I know them)

2. I cant promise I'll have every single request done in short times, I'll try to be as quick as I truly can. I got some personal things going on, hope you all understand and enjoy the writing when I do get it done :)

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thatonetrans-binarydude · 7 months

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If it's okay can I please ask for a yandere John Doe but how would he be in a relationship with

Ema

Side rant me if I saw John Doe in real life

Ifjghotjchcjfgjfjfhgjfj I love this man <3

(also I did x reader cause someone also requested this awhile ago so...)

John doe general relationship headcanons:

Type: headcanons

Genre: fluff<3

-🪓🌸-

👁️ this dude omfggggg

👁️ first if all he is a thirsty mf-

👁️ simp level 1000•

👁️ he doesn't understand most human social cues so please forgive him if he says something weird 🥺

👁️ baby boy doesn't know any better 😔

👁️ he may seem kinda creepy and macabre at first but he's actually very sweet- minus the bloody organs he brings to you like a cat-

👁️ he may get jealous if you have a pet, it may take a few minutes at best but he will warn up to it and start petting them <3

👁️ say no whenever he asks you to come to his place, he doesn't understand the concept of cleaning 😭✋

👁️ he sMeLlS, I'm sorry but he smells like something died Tbh-

👁️ don't try to make him take a shower he will climb into the ceiling corner and hiss at you like a cat

👁️ he knows what jealousy is and he ain't very fond of the feeling, he thinks it's weird

👁️ he doesn't kill people for that reason , he does it cause they might eat you if your in Uπçæππ¥ væ//¥

👁️ he HATES mason with a passion and won't let you near him, he will littlerly bark and scratch at him if he's within range-

👁️ anyway

👁️ he tries to cook for you but ends up burning the kitchen down-

You can't be mad at him cause he's so cute

👁️ but hey, no matter how disgusting your hygiene habits are I guarantee John's worse-

👁️ not bad as long as you don't make him touch water :)

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threadsun · 11 months

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Anonymous Asks: "omggg, while I may not be the anon who asked for the rut/heat thing with doe, imagine after his rut reader does get pregnant😤"

Content: pregnancy kink, lactation kink, breeding kink, gender neutral pregnant reader, scent kink, various bodily fluids kink

Doe never really understood human pregnancy before you got knocked up. He's absolutely fascinated by it though

Seriously, he wants to learn everything he can about it. Once you start showing, he's all over rubbing your baby bump, listening to it, asking you all about what you're experiencing

It definitely unlocks his breeding kink. He had one before, but he didn't quite understand it until now. Now that he's seen what you look like knocked up, he doesn't want to see you any other way~

Seriously, even before you've given birth he's already talking about putting another baby in you. About how much he loves it when you're pregnant and wants you to be pregnant with his babies forever

Seriously, seeing your pregnant belly never fails to make him hard. He'll grind against you and cum all over your stomach, all while rambling about how he love love loves you and your baby!

He's never been able to get enough of your scent and taste. But now? With all your hormones changing, you smell and taste so different, and he loves it~

He gets his tongue in your mouth, licks up your sweat, tastes every fluid that comes from you. Especially once you start lactating. He can't get enough of your milk, he's insatiable

He just wants to taste you and enjoy every inch of you. And he's looking forward to his next rut~

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thatonewatching · 27 days

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Hello! I liked your headcanons on John Doe, can you please write headcanons how would the reader's family react to Doe or how did their acquaintance happen? I just had a dream like that recently, hehe (Sorry if my english is not good ;))

AGSHSGSG YES

CW: doe being weird; mentions of stalking; weird!doe; GN!reader

Doe had definitely watched you way before ever making a move. Once he'd finally built up all his courage, he made his way into the gas station.

He talked to you and if you didn't give him your number, then he'd persist, telling you how attractive you are, until you eventually caved.

If you accepted, then he'd ask to come home with you, and you will say yes. You will.

He comes home with you! Something might happen; something might not, but either way, it becomes a regular thing.

He's at your house more than hes at his own. Eventually, you start dating, and your parents want to meet your new boyfriend!

You make him tie his hair in at least a ponytail so he makes a better impression. He doesn't like it.

Your mom thinks he's awkward, and your dad thinks so too. But they don't hate him! They say that maybe you could do better, and ask why you chose him. They even ask how you met, to which you answer, "At work," not wanting to alarm them.

They don't hate Doe, but they think you could do better.

I feel like he'd be sooo weird and oddly quiet sitting across from your parents, picking at his fingers and bouncing his foot because he's so worried they'll hate him :(

You assure him that they do like him! They'll just have to warm up a bit <3

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redsm0kee · 4 months

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Headcanons For John Doe

He literally adores you

He was ready to be yours from the very beginning.

As much as he loves you, John's love language is a little harsh on people. After all, he's not a human.

You should talk to him openly, I don't think he will understand the implications. Especially about things you don't like because John has a very over-the-top approach to a lot of things.

John's Love language is physical touch

He absolutely cannot manage to stay away from you. He wants to be with you all the time, he has no idea about personal space.

He doesn't need your simple basic needs, like sleeping. But still, doing something with you is much more special for him than you think, so hugging you and falling asleep gives him great pleasure.

I'm sure John loves being the little spoon. (but doesn't mind being big spoon)

He needs words of validation. He tried so hard to be with you and he doesn't feel worthy of you. In his eyes, you are no different than a goddess.That's why telling him that you will always love him increases him self-confidence, even a little bit.

I don't think he's good at technology at all.

He will never get bored of you. No matter what you say or do, he will give you his full attention and focus, even if he doesn't understand.

He's not very knowledgeable about human emotions. That's why he can't understand why he feels uncomfortable when people are around you.

He doesn't like you being social and having people around you, but seeing you happy makes him happy too, so he doesn't mind this situation.

NSFW 🔞‼️

John's favorite position is missionary. He loves watching the shapes your face takes while making love.

Even though missionary is him favorite, he has no problem with any position.

Definitely open to innovations. He trusts you one hundred percent, so he's very open to any fantasy he can try with you.

I think it's pretty durable. Although many people think that John will ejaculate quickly, I do not think sooooo

He is quite vocal when making love. Moans, grunts...

As I said, John is not a human being and so the way he shows his affection can be a little harsh on people. This also applies to sex.Although he may be gentle at first, he will not be able to control himself and will begin to become harsh and rude.

During sex, all him animal instincts come out, he doesn't think logically at all.

John loves to fill you with his cum.

He has very thick, dense and sticky sperm.

After sex, he will hug you tightly and won't let you go.

He will hug and kiss you and breathe in your scent until you fall asleep.

Thanks for reading<3

Red

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why-ask-me · 9 months

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I kinda want to get into making x reader hcs for diff fandoms so if you wanna send something in you can if it doesn't work dm me pls🙏🏻

Fandoms↓

Homestuck

Resident evil

Haikyuu

COD

across the spider verse

Creepypasta

John doe

I'm open to other fandoms tho<33

Those are just ones I know I'll be able to do fairly well

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thegreatnterrible · 9 months

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JOHN DOE NSFW-ABC

John Doe's nsfw alphabet just because he deserves one.

NSFW! I don't want any minors to interact with this text!

TW: Mature themes, blood, non-con, stalking

John Doe - genderfluid (he/him)

You/Reader - gender neutral

A = Aftercare

Doe loves aftercare, especially cuddling. He wraps his arms, legs and his surprisingly lively dark curls around each part of your poor body, he won’t let you go. Doe takes advantage of the fact that you are tired and he would never help you to clean yourself (since he even would never let you do this) afterwards, that’s the way he prefers you, dirty and sweaty.

B = Body part

Obviously, he adores every part of your body.

Talking about Doe’s body, his most sensitive part is hair. He loves you petting, playing and pulling his curls. He wouldn’t mind if you tugged his hair hard while he gave you oral.

Doe is also weak for you touching his scars. And his ears are delicate too. He is literally trembling when you’re gently tucking his hair and whispering something in his ear, or, maybe, licking him behind his ear.

C = Cum

Doe needs to cover you in his cum. He loves making things dirty, he would love to cum on your face, chest/breast, stomach, thighs or whatever. He especially likes to fill your mouth, pleading you to stick out your tongue to admire the sight of white thick ropes of his cum on it.

He usually puts his fingers in the puddle of cum on your stomach and draws hearts or other silly doodles, then he makes you lick his dirty fingers.

D = Dirty secret

He has a lot, but doesn’t keep it a secret. He has done a lot of dirty things like stealing your underwear, jerking off on you while you’re sleeping, watching you change clothes through the window.

Usually he just throws these facts in your face during breakfast. “did you know that I licked the dirty forks you ate with?”

E = Experience

He isn’t experienced at all, moreover he actually didn’t even know what sex was. One day you were lying in each other's arms and kissing and he just felt the tension in his lower stomach. You had to explain to him how the genital works and the concept of intimacy between people. Then you showed it to him, gently stroking his lengths until he had his first orgasm. After this experience, he couldn’t stop thinking about sex and how people do this and what you have more to show him.

F = Favorite position

His top choice is missionary, because he can see all your body and, the most important, your face. He loves you riding him the most and he prefers any pose in which he can admire your facial expression.

G = Goofy

Sex is a new concept for Doe, he is a bit nervous so he wouldn’t act goofy or humorously, but he remains as silly as usual. He can’t help but smile with his eerie grin during sex and sometimes it gets disturbing.

H = Hair

He doesn’t shave himself at all. And the carpet does match the drapes, he still has this black curles down. He doesn’t understand the sense of grooming and he would prefer you having your hair, but he doesn’t care much though. Because of his interest in human habits, he would like to help you shave your intimate areas himself, just to take a curious look there and touch it once more.

I = Intimacy

He is an old good gentlemen. All his knowledge about romantic things comes from the rom comes he loves to watch, so usually his flirt is silly, but it’s always genuine, and that makes up all the awkwardness.

J = Jack off

He does this every time you aren’t available for intimacy. He uses your photos and underwear or just clothes that smells like you. Though, he can be satisfied only with thoughts and his imagination. He would close his eyes and even talk to himself some of the hot replicas he imagined.

K = Kink Okay, I think there will be a long list, but some of the most important ones:

Blood kink and knife play. He doesn’t like the idea of hurting you, so he’ll probably ask you to cut him instead during sex.

Somnophilia. Doe will touch you while you’re asleep, starting with light strokes and moving on to gripping your thighs and wet kisses, just because he is curious when it’ll be too noticeable and you’ll wake up.

Submission. Doe likes to obey you, listening to your commands and fulfill all your wishes. He likes the praise you give him even more and he wants to deserve his praise. He would also like to dress up for you, whether it's lacy lingerie, stockings or a maid outfit.

L = Location

Usually you do things at home in your bed, but he doesn’t care at all about the place. Doe needed time to understand human norms and stop trying to undress you in public.

Bonus: Doe definitely has some dreams of fucking you at the gas station, he finds this place special due to “oh isn’t that romantic, we met there and had a talk, now let me fuck you right behind the counter”

M = Motivation

Literally every little thing you do.

You bent down to tie shoelaces? What a sight. You’re changing into your home clothes after work? Let Doe help you. Got your hand stuck in the washing machine? Doe saw a couple of videos of what people do in such situations.

N = No

As soon as Doe realized that you’re a fragile human and gained some knowledge of human anatomy, he became afraid of harming you.

So he wouldn’t do something dangerous, though he likes blood and knives. But sometimes he gets overexcited and can really go too far.

O = Oral

Doe prefers to give. He wouldn’t go against your will to give him oral, he will with pleasure look at you kneeling down before him. He is a total mess while receiving, you can see him trembling and shaking. He would literally cry from stimulation if he could.

But once his head is between your legs you can’t stop him. He keeps whispering some blurred lines like “aww you’re tho tawsty”. Doe can make you finish in minutes, but he won’t stop after that, he will keep devouring your cum and there is nothing you can do about it. Also, his tongue.

The only way to stop this machine is to pull his head away by the hair, but he still keeps smiling at you, his gaze is thirsty, his lips are wet.

P = Pace

He is fast and mostly rough. Even if it started out gentle and slow, Doe breaks into a fast pace, fucking you into the mattress, clinging to your hips and waist so hard that bruises remain, quickly hitting his hips against your body.

Q = Quickie

Usually your sex is a quickie, Doe initiates it at least twice a day, in the morning and before going to bed. and only on lucky days can he persuade you for a third or fourth time in the middle of the day.

R = Risk

He would like to take any risk with you. Doe trusts you fully and he is excited to hear any of your ideas. He can sometimes offer something new, but usually his ideas are silly and don’t make any sense, like “let’s try to fuck upside down”

S = Stamina

Doe doesn’t last long, he comes really quickly, but he has his inhuman stamina and he will go for many rounds.

T = Toys

Doe doesn’t have any toys himself, but he will gladly buy you one as a christmas present once he finds up what it is.

U = Unfair

He is too impatient to tease you and make you (or himself) wait.

But Doe kinda likes to be teased, actually. He will gladly beg and cry for you, though he can’t go on like this for a long time.

V = Volume

He doesn’t moan or make loud sounds, more like something muffled. Doe can sob and whimper prettily for sure.

Whether it's a curse or compensation for his lack of moans, he chatters all the time. It can be quiet nonsense that he whispers in your ear or loud confessions of love, but he never shuts up.

Getting him a gag should be a good idea.

W = Wild card

Doe has a piss kink. It’s canonical and incredibly reasonable.

X = X-ray

Whatever. He is a shapeshifter and he is fucking interested, you discover different things every day in his pants.

He would use his ability to shapeshift to please you, make his dick the perfect size, his pussy extra tight and wet for you, or he would make something spicy like a tentacle between his legs.

Y = Yearning

Surprisingly, not so high I guess. I’m sorry for picturing Doe as a pervert teenager previously, it seems to me that he is a more sensual type, who prefers cuddling and kissing to actual sex.

Z = Zzz

Doe doesn’t need to sleep anyway. But he likes to feel your relaxed body in his arms, likes to hear your quiet breathing, to see how your chest falls and rises. It’s hard to fall asleep next to him, mostly because of his constant unblinking gaze and his clinginess, but the inhuman warmth of his body fully makes up for it.

Thanks for reading! I also write one shots according to your requests. Let me know if you want something more from me ;)

Also there is a link to this work on ao3, I'll be glad for your support.

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