thecatinthepurplepants
Where I Hang My Purple Pants
26‚ he/they‚ pansexual demiromantic, certified bastard, uncertified cat. My friends call me Jay, but you can just call me The Cat or whatever tickles your peach fuzz. I draw things and get bored easily so go ahead and request things.
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you bottle Miette??
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tumblr are you telling me something
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#no idea why but this is just... so fucking funny to me#not just because of “rise you little fuckig idiot”#but because the first thing the little fucking idiot does when risen is scream Hooooooooo! for reasons unknown#excitement? a newfound joy for being alive? just because it realized it can make noise now and making the first noise it could think of?#who's to say
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happy lesbian visibility week
#happy lesbian visibility week#y'all are so visible and I'm loving whatever the fuck you're doing over there#✨️sparkle on lesbians✨️
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new shirt ideas
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arthur lester has to be made of fucking steel or have some venom-esque regeneration shit going on because if you're telling me that some one handed hook stitches performed on the FLOOR OF A COAL MINE with utensils that had been previously stored in the PRISON PITS are enough to entirely heal arthur's wound of entire stomach gutted and vital organs ruptured with NO OTHER medical care or outside influences at all, im going to go fucking apeshit. how does this man not have staph at the very least
#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#tbh... i have Theories(tm)#i think that John might have more power over Arthur's squishy little mortal body than he realizes#maybe even on a completely subconscious level so he doesn't even know that humans usually do NOT survive some of the things arthur has#i think John's just base level Eldritch Power Bullshit might be holding Arthur's body together through all the beatings#and shootings#and stabbings#and falling into various holes#bc lets be honest my man should be dead SEVERAL times over#hell after the pits he should have been going into renal failure after the starvation#and when he could eat it was nothing but raw and rotten meat which should have had him shitting himself to death at the very least#the man is literally held together with hope and the power of friendship
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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
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Pets love to show up like Hello i am Mystery Wet :)
#phineas: laying on my bed with his ENTIRE side wet as hell#me: hey uh. buddy. mind telling me what the fuck happened here?#phineas: :3#a regular occurrence
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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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The most beautiful thing about Drawtectives is that you can choose any combination and you will be right. But no way I'm ignoring a beautiful garb next to York.
#god herself could not have prepared me for scrolling down but op is so right and their brain is so sexy for this#i thought the “oh no you say my husband has died mysteriously mr. detective?” gown was going on Grandma for sure#york is a model now. he's on that bad bitch lifestyle#but op is also so so right in saying that they're interchangeable between the three of them#drawtectives#i wouldnt put it past them to have purposefully all gotten the gown and the “honk-shoo-mimimimi” pajama sets in each of their sizes#they did it to make their “board games cocktails and hucky heeze's pizza nights” just that much more special#also... eugene my beloved baby son who's also a grown man... I'm lobe himn#i like to imagine he didnt get out of bed fast enough so Jancey just wrapped him up in all his bedding and packed his ass out to the car
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