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joonsficgoblin · 1 year
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Kitten Mimi 🐱🐣
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ugh-yoongi · 1 year
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Hi! For the Valentine’s Day drabble I was thinking there’s an office Valentine’s Day party and namjoon and y/n are both single but somehow they end up hooking up in a broom closet. 😭😭
boy oh boy was i glad to get an excuse to write some namjoon porn after this whirlwind of a day! mr. shows up to the office 15 minutes late with starbucks a giant ass hickey on his neck thinking his coworkers wouldn't notice....... hoe behavior.
this is rushed bc i've had brainworms since yoongi's tour announcement, my bad! unedited again bc we die like men.
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pairing: namjoon x f. reader
genre: pwp, crack/humor, office au
rating: explicit. minors dni.
warnings: swearing, catboy yoongi agenda, taehyung is a menace, mentions of drug use (weed), reader wears a dress and is a bit of a brat, one (1) spank, fingering, protected sex in an office closet.
wordcount: 1.2k
not taking anymore drabble requests, but feel free to come yell at me about how unhinged this week has been in bts world
(The party had been Taehyung’s idea.
A nice way to break up the afternoon, he’d said, because it wasn’t like Q1 was already slow as it was; wasn’t like you spent most of your workday typing gibberish into empty Word documents to appear busy. Point is: there was no soulless office monotony to break up, Seokjin just hadn’t felt like arguing, so he’d signed off on the Valentine’s Day party without even reading Taehyung’s harebrained proposal.)
“There’s a chocolate fountain in the cafeteria,” Yoongi says, voice bordering on stunned disbelief as he drops into his cubicle next to yours. “It has edible glitter in it.”
“Yeah,” you retort, because there certainly is a chocolate fountain with edible glitter in it in the cafeteria and Seokjin had signed off on it without sparing a second to think. “Taehyung’s idea.”
Yoongi scoffs. “Were the heart-shaped bath bombs his idea too?”
“Haven’t seen those. Where’d he put them?”
“In the toilets. He’s gonna ruin the plumbing. Seokjin’s gonna throw a fucking fit, and we’re accounting, so he’s gonna make it our problem.” Yoongi groans. Plonks his head down on his desk. “I bet he’s gonna cut the Cat Fridays budget to cover the cost.”
“Oh no,” you intone, “not Cat Fridays.”
Yoongi picks his head up only to glare at you. “Fuck off. Some of us need the stress relief.”
“So grow up and smoke weed like an adult, Yoongi.”
“I have asthma, you fucking prick—”
Yoongi’s tirade—which you’re sure was going to be effective and logical and would not, at all, devolve into baseless name-calling—is interrupted by Taehyung, who appears behind you out of nowhere and sprinkles confetti over your and Yoongi’s desks. “Surprise! Party time!”
“Taehyung, I swear to fuck—”
But then Taehyung’s gone, the copious amounts of heart-shaped confetti the only proof he’d been there at all. Your desk neighbor looks murderous, but the lure of the chocolate fountain is strong, especially when there’s little tea cakes, too, so it’s not really a surprise that he nearly bulldozes you into the wall to get there first.
It’s not that you hate Valentine’s Day. You don’t even dislike it, because you actually like those chalky conversation hearts so everyone offloads them onto you, it’s just a little hard to focus when Kim Namjoon strolls in wearing a silk shirt with the top button undone. It’s doubly hard to focus when Jeongguk zeroes in on him immediately, and goes, “What is that?”
You pretend not to hear it, because they can’t suspect you if you don’t react, and a reaction is exactly what Jeongguk is looking for.
“What is what,” Namjoon replies, sounding as nonplussed as ever. You’d buy it, if you didn’t know him as well as you do, but because you do, you know it’s a farce. Any second now he’s going to crack. Sooner, if anyone presses him on it.
You hear someone click their tongue. Maybe Jeongguk, but you aren’t turning around to check. You can already feel how warm your cheeks are; there’s no way you’d be able to hide it.
“That thing on your neck.” Oh, god, that’s Jimin’s voice.
Namjoon chuckles. Acts like this entire conversation is beneath him, and that’s definitely doing something for you. Definitely has you squeezing your thighs together as you stand next to the stupid chocolate fountain, trying to eavesdrop over the mechanical whirring. “I got hurt at the gym last night.”
“The gym,” Jimin repeats, and it’s clear he doesn’t buy it. “And what were you doing at the gym that resulted in a neck injury? You just said the other day you haven’t been working out much.”
“CrossFit.”
“Wait, I’m confused. Were you doing CrossFit or were you at the gym?”
“He was doing CrossFit at the gym. He just said that—”
“No he wasn’t,” Jeongguk argues. “That’s like saying you were doing gym at the gym, it doesn’t make sense—”
You roll your lips to keep from laughing. Look up at seemingly the perfect time, because Namjoon’s already looking at you, gaze all but saying, see what you did? And, yeah, you do—you can see it loud and clear, all the way from the other side of the room, because that dark bruise on his neck is courtesy of you. Roughly three days old, given in the dark of his bedroom after company drinks on Friday.
So you tamper your embarrassment. Shrug a little. Dip a strawberry into Taehyung’s ridiculous chocolate fountain with the edible glitter and stare as you bring it to your mouth, wrap your lips around it. Jimin and Jeongguk are still arguing, and Namjoon is just watching, corners of his mouth quirked up infinitesimally.
Then he gestures to the hallway.
Mouths meet me there.
And you know what that means.
It’s frenzied and hurried from the start. Namjoon’s everywhere and nowhere at once—skimming, pinching, grabbing at every inch of skin he can get his hands on before they disappear, move onto someplace else. “This is gonna have to be quick,” he says, already breathless, and you can’t help but roll your eyes.
“No shit.”
That earns you a smack on the ass. “Keep this out of the way,” he says, pushing your dress up and over your hips. “See, this is the reason I told you no marks.”
There’s a riposte on the tip of your tongue, something obvious like you weren’t complaining when I was giving it to you, and Namjoon must know this because he pulls your underwear to the side and sinks two fingers into your cunt. Embarrassing, how seamless the slide is; how there’s no friction, just his large fingers pressing insistently on your g-spot.
He groans. Aborts the sound halfway so he doesn’t get the two of you caught. “Love how you’re always so wet for me.”
“Not you,” you retort. “Got really excited about the chocolate fountain.” You can’t see him, considering he’s got you bent over at the waist, but you know he’s rolling his eyes.
“I shouldn’t fuck you at all, since you wanna be a brat.”
“Yeah, I think HR would be inclined to agree—”
He cuts you off with another swat to your ass. Stops touching you only as long as it takes to roll on a condom, and then he’s pressing inside. It’s all heat: Namjoon rolling his hips at a steady pace, careful to be quiet; his fingers immediately moving to rub at your clit, because this definitely has to be quick; him whispering pure filth in that deep voice of his.
You’re teetering on the edge of the quickest orgasm of all time when your blurt out, “Is Yoongi allergic to cats?”
Namjoon just groans again. Pure annoyance. Plays along. Says, “I don’t know, why?”
“Be-because he said he can’t—fuck—smoke weed because he ha-has asthma, but he’s really—oh fuck, I’m gonna come—really scared Seokjin’s gonna—fuuuuuuck—gonna get rid of Cat Fridays.”
Namjoon thrusts harder, reaches deeper. “Will you just shut up and come? Who cares about Yoongi right now—”
Then, because both Yoongi and the universe hate you, there’s a knock on the door. “Really weird you two are in there talking about me while you’re fucking.”
And Namjoon must have some kind of voyeurism kink he hasn’t told you about, because he moans low and spills into the condom.
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hamsterclaw · 1 year
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Your job is to keep Gotham city safe, but you spend more of your time keeping Catboy aka Jeon Jungkook out of trouble.
Pairing: Jungkook x F! Reader
Rating: 18+
Word count: 1.1k
Genre: Subversion of Batman roles, smut, crack and misandry
Warnings: Sex, pouty JK
For Memes @madbutgloriouspond who took this idea and ran with it and came up with all the best lines including ‘being taken seriously as a man.’ Special mention to Mango @blog-name-idk for encouraging the crack all the way.
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Gotham is cast in perpetual twilight to you because of your burden of being her protector.
The villains who seek their own gains stop for no man, even if they look hella sexy in a catsuit.
Jeon Jungkook aka Catboy because Catman didn’t have quite the same naughty ring to it, crosses his arms over his chest and expects you not to be distracted as he talks to you.
You remind yourself to tell him he needs to talk less pouty if he wants anyone to actually listen, but for now you just enjoy the view.
‘They didn’t even stop when I stood in front of them,’ he complains.
You tear your gaze away from his sculpted ass as he slinks around the bat cave and try to concentrate on his words.
‘Did you tell them to stop?’ you ask, undoing your weapon belt and letting it fall to the floor for your trusty manservant Park Jimin to pick up later.
‘I told them!’ Jungkook whines, voice going pitchy like it does when he’s at his most agitated. ‘I threatened them with my claws!’
‘Oh Kookie,’ you sigh. ‘You need to work on your presence, baby girl.’
You unhook your cape and toss it aside carelessly.
‘Will you give me a back rub, kitty?’
‘Don’t call me kitty!’ whinges Jungkook.
‘Ok ok, don’t get testerical,’ you say hastily, resisting the urge to roll your eyes. God, he gets so tetchy sometimes.
Like it’s a problem being so pretty he gets constantly objectified.
Man problems mystify you.
You start peeling off your leather batsuit.
‘Maybe if you want to be taken seriously as a man you should stop stealing jewellery,’ you suggest.
Jungkook goes all red in the face with how worked up he is. You can tell by how he takes a deep breath before he starts speaking that he’s about to go on another one of his meninist tirades.
God, if he wasn’t so pretty you’d break up with him and date Poison Ivy. Now Kim Taehyung’s a man who leans into his menininity.
You need to head this off at the pass before he gets truly worked up and refuses to sleep with you.
‘JK,’ you say, voice low, velvety. ‘C’mere baby.’
He stops talking but doesn’t move, looking at you like he’s considering saying no.
‘You know I respect you as a man, don’t you?’
Jungkook stares at you, wide-eyed, and you know you nearly have him.
‘You’re the strongest man I know, much stronger than me.’
The corner of his pretty mouth curls up slightly.
‘Come and let me sit on your lap, baby,’ you coo.
When he reaches the rather conveniently located lounger you’re womanspreading across, he’s already hard.
You remind yourself to send Hobi a lil something to thank him for the incredible job he did designing Catboy’s fitted latex number.
You ask, ‘can I touch you, baby?’
Jungkook nods, pouts a little.
Men love it when you respect them.
You slip out of the batsuit, enjoying the way his eyes roam over your body wildly, like he can’t decide where he wants to look most.
‘Can you take your suit off for me, doll?’ you ask.
He unzips slowly, tugging the suit down to reveal sculpted shoulders, defined pecs with dusky nipples.
You kiss his chest, tongue flicking over his nipples. He lets out a low moan as you roll one nipple between your fingers whilst sucking the other. His cock twitches under its latex prison.
You help him out of the rest of his suit, until he’s bare, standing in front of you fully erect.
You wrap your hand around his cock and tug him gently down.
He groans as you sit in his lap.
You’re already wet, have been since he folded his arms earlier, creating a cleavage displayed to perfection by the low neckline of his suit.
Another Hobi genius design.
Jungkook moans prettily as you move up and down on his cock. His forehead is sweaty, his hair sticking to it in pretty curls.
He looks wrecked, and you’ve barely started fucking him.
‘I’ve barely touched you,’ you taunt, a little breathless yourself from how rigid and thick his cock feels inside you.
He says nothing, reduced to whimpering and moaning as he helps you move your hips.
You press your fingers against his parted lips, into the wet warmth of his mouth.
‘Suck, baby.’
‘Gonna cum,’ he mumbles around your fingers.
‘Already? You���re such a slut for me, we’ve barely started, baby boy,’ you pant.
Jungkook cries out as he comes, spurting hot streaks of white into your cunt. His pretty moans rise in pitch until he’s so loud you’re glad the batcave is soundproof.
He buries his face between your breasts as his cries subside.
‘Come on,’ you say, pinching his nipple. ‘One more for me, baby.’
Jungkook twitches helplessly inside you, still hard.
‘I can’t!’ he protests.
‘You can,’ you say, reaching between his spread legs to press a finger against his rim.
Jungkook cries out in pleasure as you nudge a knuckle against his rim.
You squeeze his cock, which is already hardening inside you, and Jungkook whines.
‘Gotta,’ he grunts.
He doesn’t finish his sentence, instead rolling on top of you so he can start hammering into you.
His stamina is ridiculous.
You’ve always appreciated how he keeps himself in good shape for you, his figure is as manly as the day you met him trying ineffectually to rob a bank using his manly wiles.
You’d paid the bank manager and the chief of police off to not pursue him.
Robbing banks is really a woman’s job. Men lack the finesse to do it properly.
Jungkook’s breathy moaning snaps you back into the present.
‘Are you close?’ you demand, fingers under his chin.
‘Yes,’ he cries out. ‘Fuck, yes.’
You hold out until you feel him pulsing inside you, his hands tight on your ass.
‘Good boy,’ you say, breathless, ‘that’s good, baby.’
Jungkook presses kisses to your neck as he helps you grind on him, seeking your own pleasure now.
You moan as he bucks his hips, and then you’re coming, wetness seeping from you to coat his cock.
He wraps his arms around you, and you bury your face in his soft hair.
‘Wanna snuggle,’ he says, muffled into your chest.
You sigh.
Men get so clingy after sex sometimes when all you want to do is tap that ass.
He pouts up at you, and your heart softens.
‘Ok, catboy, we can snuggle,’ you say, resigned.
Hopefully he doesn't want to stay the night too.
©hamsterclaw 2023
This is for Memes @madbutgloriouspond who encouraged this crackiness and came up with all the best lines including my favourite line about 'being taken seriously as a man'. Special mention to Mango @blog-name-idk equally for running and encouraging this chaos.
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BTS Reacts: Another Member Walks in On Them and Their S/O (NSFW) 18+
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Seokjin:
Jinny would be falling apart on the inside when he locked eyes with Jimin as he was getting the most mind-blowing blowjob of his life. His soul would no longer be one with his body. It has left this Earth. Externally, however, he would try to play it off. With a small chuckle, Jin would ask Jimin to please shut the door on his way out. He bounced right outta there without being asked twice. After it was private again, him and his s/o would kind of just stare at each other for a moment before bursting out in laughter.
Yoongi:
Yoongi would be a middle ground. He wouldn't super traumatized by Jungkook witnessing him annihilating you but he also wouldn't be ultra casual about it. Honestly, he would scold Jungkook going "AH AH AH AH AH." like he would do to a naughty cat who got into something it wasn't supposed to. He would end his catboy scolding with a simple but firm "Get out." When Jungkook leaves, he would get back to doing the horizontal hokey pokey. Jungkook isn't gonna kill his vibe.
Hoseok:
Who left this poor man in the freezer? Hoseok would let out a shrilling scream first, of course, but when Jin was too stunned to speak or move, a thiiiccckkk silence would be all that was left. They both just stare at each other for a minute and his s/o would have to be the one to get up and close the door. He probably wouldn't be in the mood anymore afterwards.
Namjoon:
This man...This man would not...Namjoon would not help this situation AT ALL. When Yoongi walked in, he immediately tried to walk back out but ended up turning around again and seeing more than he ever wanted. This was due to the startling sound of Namjoon flinging himself off of the bed and landing on the floor, hands first, and tripping over the sheets and blankets when he tried getting back up. The heavy stomping footsteps of the poor guy trying to catch his balance to close the door was almost worse second-hand embarassment for Yoongi than walking in on his friend doin' the deed.
Jimin:
Jimin would all but knock you off of his unclothed lap the milisecond he heard the door creaking. Flying like the mf wind, he would slam the door in the mystery member's face, sputtering out apologies over and over. Before he went back over to the bed, he triple checked that he actually locked the door this time and wasn't hallucinating. He would try and play it cool towards you as if you didn't just witness him putting a cheetah to shame to get to the door before another member saw anything. Jimin would fail this quickly because when you called him out for his blushing cheeks, he fell into a giggly mess.
Taehyung:
Oddly enough, Taehyung was a little too casual about this situation. When Namjoon opened Tae's door and witnessed the beast with two backs, he himself would freeze before Taehyung asked "Can I help you with something?". They were making eye contact the whole time while an uncomfortable silence filled the room. Taehyung stayed still, staring at Namjoon, waiting for an answer. Before he could even answer yet, Tae started to lower his head back down onto his half-naked s/o's neck. Namjoon took the hint and closed the door behind him. He spent the rest of the night searching "therapists near me"
Jungkook:
Mans would look like he was cosplaying a tomato. He would do one of two things: one, he would completely freeze up while his s/o is just staring up at him thinking "boi, if you don't get out of me right now-" or, he would move at the speed of light and slam the door in whichever poor soul had opened the door to his bedroom with zero warning. Afterwards, when he finally brought himself to exit his bedroom, he would still be BEET ass red and be the quietest he had ever been. It would take him a while to get over the embarassment and knew he would never live that moment down.
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st4r-d0g · 1 year
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"kittens!" ; park jimin x gn!reader
genre: fluff
warnings: reader is mentioned to have been pregnant at some point, though no gendered language is used, jimin is a catboy, reader is also some kind of hybrid but it's not really specified what kind
synopsis: you and jimin are cuddling on the couch with your kittens, and all is well.
word count: 482 (super short!)
notes: i could've (and probably should've) just responded to anon's ask with a little imagine/scenario, but i wanted to write something out for this. it's just such a cute idea!!!
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If you were asked how you preferred to spend your time, your answer would probably be something along the lines of this: Sitting on the couch in your apartment, snuggling with the love of your life, Jimin. Luckily for you, that is exactly how you were spending your morning.
With his tail swishing back and forth, Jimin was lying on his side. One of his arms was behind you, his hand resting on your shoulder, while the other was focused on what was in your lap. Little ears perked up as Jimin’s fingers danced across their tiny heads, and you couldn’t help but softly laugh when they started to meow at him. The tiny, high-pitched voices of your kittens were just so cute.
“Hello there. Hi.” Jimin was smiling so much as he focused in on one of the kittens. The only girl in your litter of three, she pinned her ears as Jimin poked at her face. “Boop!” He giggled as he tapped her nose gently, earning probably the loudest, most aggravated meow you’d heard all morning.
“Okay, okay, that’s enough, Jiminie.” You waved his hand away from her face, and he looked up at you. “I know you love to mess with them, but don’t get them too mad.”
“I’m sorry, the little sounds are so cute!” He whined at you, clearly just giving you a hard time. Jimin understood perfectly what you meant, just loving the way you would roll your eyes at him whenever he made a joking excuse.
“They are, but we don’t want to hurt them.” You gently began to pet the kittens in your lap. Their fluffy tails swished like Jimin’s, and they each swatted at your hand when the petting became too much. Your heart was so full of love for them, and for Jimin. You were so glad to have them all.
“I know.” Jimin patted you on the head, between your own ears. Then, he leaned in and kissed you on the cheek.
Jimin had been so good to you throughout the entire process. From when you first got pregnant, to when you started showing, up until the day the kittens finally came into the world. He’d been pampering you for the past few months, and you could tell that he was just as excited to start this family as you were, if not more.
Now, here you were, making it a reality. You almost didn’t know what to do at that point, not having expected to make it this far, but with Jimin by your side, you were confident that things would be alright. Having planned things out somewhat, you felt mostly prepared for what was to come. Whenever you had doubts, Jimin was right there to tell you that it would all be fine. The two of you were about to raise the cutest kittens the world had ever seen. 
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angelicyoongie · 1 year
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(this is...uh...idk how to differentiate myself, the anon that needed to switch tabs to be sure who was which person. rolls off the tongue. 💀)
IN FAIRNESS my actual first encounter with bts was learning the dance to I Need U back in 2015 (my bones are turning to dust as I realize that was eight years ago. I am agèd.). I know a lot of their songs I just... didn't confidently know all of their names until stumbling onto lovesick lmao. I definitely know more about lovesick/abundance lore than I do bts though so y'all aren't really wrong lol *makes an angelicyoongie lightstick and starts chanting*
(continuing from the last one, still don't have a name) but also my favourites even before were yoongi and jimin (I even knew their names, thank you I'll accept my prize for my incredible accomplishment) so being like, "a c*p???? contemporary dance boy is a c*p?????" was a significantly harder pill to swallow than him being a catboy. Love a catboy. And you made them both catboys!!! What a time to be alive. Also now that I watched a couple of run btses (ty for the rec) they do all seem very sweet. The idea that there are people that base their conception of real people's personalities on yandere fanfic freaks me out though. Anyway, hope you're having a wonderful day! 💛💛💛
hi friend!! i'm terrible at names so if someone has a suggestion, please drop it in a comment below lol!
there's no way 2015 was eight years ago, i simply refuse to believe it 💀 but you've known about them for a long time then! that's fair though, i've read fanfics from other fandoms while having NO idea what the characters look like lmao. sdjsk that sounds absolutely crazy to me considering i'm six years deep into the fandom, but we all have to start somewhere i guess!! lol thank you 😭
you DO deserve a gold star for that! two even!!
ya know what ... yeah, jimin being a catboy is honestly more believable than him being a cop 💀 hell yeah!! yoonmin are catboys down to their very core so how could i not write them as such 🤧
yay, i'm glad you've been enjoying it so far!! i really love the waterpark episodes (83-85), though they might be a little chaotic to follow if you're not too confident in connecting their faces and names yet! i'm right there with you – some people really shouldn't be reading these types of stories when they struggle to separate fiction from reality.
thank you so much, i hope you have a lovely day too!! 💖💖
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seokmatthewz · 2 years
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leaves ooo and weeekly on ur doorstep
millie the only person who ever asks me abt ggs <3 it worries me tht people may think i am one of those bgs only people KLDSKL tysm <3<3<3
onlyoneof
favorite member / bias line: junhyung and wookjin <3 my beloved catboys who i adore so dearly
which member I’d fight (& why): wookjin . just look at him. what man in ooo asks more to be fought. also sungho but just for the bubble messages that haunt me to this day KFDSKL
favorite song(s): god.....so many.....angel, designer, gaslighting, picasso, boss, suit dance, dora maar....the list goes on they r so iconic
favorite thing about the group: theyre just so insanely talented. their discography (with like. one exception) is SO unmatched and each of the members are so talented individually too as well as as a group. like not to sound bitchy or anything but there are definitely kpop groups who couldn't pull off each of their members having a solo but ooo...they r just out here. i love them sm
something i’d like to see from them: a light concept i am beggingkdsklsd. there is only so much thinly veiled horny (and not thinly veiled at all horny) that a girl can take sometimes KLFDSKL i desperately want them to do another song like angel like not a bright concept exactly but something less like. sexy or sensual and instead more fun!!
weeekly
favorite member / bias line: soeun and jimin my beloved wives!!! and jiyoon was a bias of mine too before she left </3 i am forever a weeekly 02 line enthusiast
which member I’d fight (& why): none of them i cannot picture fighting any of my girlies. perpetually we r in a group hug
favorite song(s): holiday party, tag me, la luna, airplane mode, lucky, and after school are all so beloved 2 me!! they make so much good music i want a comeback so bad fksklf
favorite thing about the group: i just like them a lot idk tbh !! it is rare for me to get like Very into a girl group (mostly because ggs i like historically have a tendency to disband or become inactive and it feels like a curse at this point KLDSKL) but they always impress me!! like soeun and soojin are such insanely good dancers for example like their cover of naughty by irene and seulgi is SO iconic and i feel like their vocals are so underrated....theyre definitely my favourite 4th gen gg theyre just very close 2 my heart
something i’d like to see from them: admittedly i wasn't the biggest ven para fan like she grew on me but i would rlly like a return to their original concept!! i have never been a girl crush concept enthusiast and i feel like weeekly just pull off the like cute sweet fun high energy gg concept SO well. i would love for them to do a rlly fun summer song next year!! but at this point i will take any comeback pls come back my girlies i miss u fklskld
send me a kpop group!!
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joonary · 1 year
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(jumin, asmodeus, and lucifer bias here 😍💯)
omg i forgot to include my biases lmaooo
i mostly just cycle between jimin and yoongi (yoonmin hmu i am so single ! 😫) but dip into biasing the others sometimes because i am indecisive 🫰🔥🎂
also i agree so hard on asmodeus being jimin coded like that's literally just jimin in a different font and sluttier
also yoonmin are kinda cat coded and so is jumin, i wonder if there's a link there 🤔 maybe i just like my men feline-esque
LMAOOOOO I KNEW IT.. i saw your first ask and i was like “yeah yoonmin bias likely” before i put my phone down
as for the catboy allegations
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theharrowing · 1 year
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Hello, mother!!!! I am here to play!
God, some of these choices! As you say: 💀💀💀
rub sunscreen all over Seokjin's broad shoulders OR huddle under Yoongi's massive umbrella to hide from the sun 🌞 take a body shot that consists of licking salt off Hoseok's clavicle, shooting back the tequila, then sucking the lime that Taehyung is holding between his lips OR hold the lime between your lips for Jimin while he takes the shot - I refuse to pick!!! 🌞 pour water over the wet t-shirt contest contestants, among which is Namjoon OR participate in the contest, making flirtatious eye contact as Jungkook pours the water all over you 🌞 get a butterfly lower back tattoo with Jimin OR get your bellybutton pierced with Jungkook - ty for the Delicate Adornments brain rot!!! 🌞 skip the day drinking and get lost on some hike with Namjoon OR take a hiking tour that is guided by Taehyung OR stay back at the resort and play video games with Seokjin 🌞 let Yoongi drag you around to all the local restaurants he wants to try OR club hop with Hoseok 🌞 ride on the back of a jet ski with Jungkook OR play chicken on top of Seokjin's broad shoulders while trying to push Jimin off into the water 🌞 find volunteer work to help the locals with Namjoon OR go snorkeling with Taehyung - I'm with you! This is an impossible choice to make! 🌞 have a competition to see who can get the most likes on their vacation instagram posts with Hoseok OR tag Yoongi in every photo of the local cats that you post - Yoongi catboy agenda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for always making fun games! I'm so glad you seem to be enjoying your time off with us! You're all over my dash and it's so great WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!!!! CHEERS, MOTHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SMART BITCH WITH YOUR STRAIGHT As!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💜
AYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! HELLO, MY CHILD!!!! 😍
thank you so much for playing!!! i'm so glad you think these are fun! 🥰💜 i love that you quote me as saying "💀💀💀" lmaooo but also where is the lie??? YOONGI CATBOY AGENDAAAA!!!! IM GLAD YOU ARE ENJOYING ME ON YOUR DASH!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! NO NEED TO MENTION MY GRADES AND MAKE ME BLUSH OK THANK YOU. 😊😳🥺 I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
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Hey, it's Mairy 🥰💜
So. about the kpop bias thing,
1. your... hm, I'll call him your idol soulmate and it is definitely Han 🥰
2. I associate jiminie and han with you. jimin + purple 💜
3. I don't know if any of your biases surprises me tbh. Maybe changbin?
4. your type is sensitive sweeties but with abs 😂 I think it says tons about you, actually. you're always sweet and patient and understanding and open-minded, you rarely get mad and when you do it's never out of pride. you're always supportive and mindful of others' mental health. you're always well-spoken and kind and just. a great person. so it's expected you'll be drawn to the good ones.
😭😭😭😭😭 you're just the absolute loveliest person in the world. "Sensitive sweeties but with abs"...yeah, that checks out. Lol. I'm not sure it says everything about me that you think, though. What if it just makes me a sad bitch who's also thirsty? Because that seems more likely lmao
Anyway i love you and your love for catboys and deep voiced rappers 🤭
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jkbleep · 3 years
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jimin moodboard 🐾
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mi-nie · 3 years
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hamsterclaw · 2 years
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Jungkook Masterlist
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All my Jungkook writing is smutty and 🔞. Flirty fuckboi JK is my fave trope.
Bike Cage office workers! JK x reader, boss Yoongi
Jungkook and you fucked at the office Christmas party two years ago. You're not sure why he's going out of his way to reconnect with you now.
Sketchy mechanic! JK x reader, ft gangster Tae
Jungkook and you got out of your previous lives, together. Your ex-boyfriend wants your help, and he’s trying to pull you back into the life you left behind. Featuring Taehyung.
Castaway - desert island AU
When your charter plane crashes on a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific, you're the only survivor. Well, you and the most irritating man in the known universe.
Foundation doctor! Jungkook x doctor! reader ft Yoongi
You know Jungkook is a fuckboy. So why are you letting him fuck with you? Featuring Yoongi. Also read Louche, a drabble.
Poster Boy doctors JK x reader x Yoongi
You, Jungkook and Yoongi liven up the most boring conference in the world.
Benny doctor! JK x doctor! reader. My secret fave JK.
Jungkook drives you crazy. You aren't sure how you're going to survive the next few months working with him without doing him bodily harm. Featuring gorgeous paediatrician Yoongi.
Soft police detective JK. Part of the Rage AU.
Jungkook doesn't think of himself as being overly emotional. Why does everyone keep telling him he wears his heart on his sleeve?
Criminal lawyer JK x police detective reader
You are investigating a murder with your partner, and the things that you uncover hit uncomfortably close to home. Featuring Taehyung.
Tag graffiti artist JK x reader
You first met Jungkook years ago, when you were a rookie cop and he was brought in for defacing public property. Now he's an established artist, and a chance encounter brings you together again.
Spin idol! JK x manager! reader
You were part of Jungkook's management team, you know better than most the restrictions and rules he has to live his public life by. If only he wasn't so damn irresistible.
Lush gaming CEO JK x reader. Part of the Gemini AU
Jungkook's built his company from nothing, and he's damn well going to sit back and enjoy the spoils.
Double Team Seokjin x reader x Jungkook
You, Jin and Jungkook solve problems for the city's elite, albeit via unconventional means.
Politico staffers JK and reader
You and Jungkook are staffers in the office of the Secretary of State. He's cut-throat, sneaky, and goddamn it, everything you love about politics in one irresistible package. Featuring Namjoon, Yoongi and a Jimin cameo.
Afterburner fighter pilots Jungkook x reader
All Jungkook's ever wanted to do is fly, and he's damned good at it. Then you turn up, and get under his skin.
Legend selkie JK x reader
The man you help one day insists he owes you everything.
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Your job is to keep Gotham city safe, but you spend more of your time keeping Catboy aka Jeon Jungkook out of trouble.
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bt5file · 3 years
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## CATBOY BTS ICONS !!
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koofaer · 3 years
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jimin c4tb0y + jungkook %!! layouts ‹𝟹
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