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scatteredskittless · 2 months

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Hazbin Hotel crew x Reader: general fluff hcs

A/n: 100+ follower special !!

I’ve been doing a lot of headcanons lately so I pinky promise there’ll be some kind of oneshot coming soon 🙏

Warnings: None !! Just some good old fashioned fluff :3

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

‧₊˚✧ Alastor ✧˚₊‧

📻𖤐 When Alastor forms a close bond with you (and I’ve mentioned this before), he’d want to spend more time with you. Even if that’s just sitting in silence together and reading your own separate books

📻𖤐 Who knows? Maybe he’d let you lean against him, head on his shoulder, as he reads to you?

📻𖤐 This guys primary love language is quality time for sure. A close second perhaps acts of service.

📻𖤐 Biggest mamas boy ever…. But I’m sure we all knew that already

📻𖤐 LOVES to go on walks with you, especially during the afternoon or at night.

📻𖤐 Would link your arm with his and chat with you as you went on your daily stroll together… you’re not quite sure when it became a routine but it did.

📻𖤐 Huuuggeee story teller

📻𖤐 100% laughs at dad jokes and will also make them from time to time

📻𖤐 Always winning every single IDGAF war because he genuinely, wholeheartedly, just doesn’t give two shits 💀💀

📻𖤐 Can’t swim. I don’t know how to explain why I think this but I just KNOW its true

📻𖤐 Freezes like a deer in headlights (quite literally) when you shine a bright enough light at him

‧₊˚✧ Angel Dust ✧˚₊‧

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Angel would be the absolute BEST at giving out hugs oh my goddd, he’s got six arms for a reason, baby !

🕸️ᥫ᭡ I feel like he’d have fun dancing !! (I mean “Loser, Baby” was enough evidence for me)

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Competitive as fuck, UNO would actually be so fun with him 😭 (gets so genuinely excited when he wins too, gloating about it and everything like he just won the lottery)

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Biggest shoplifter ever and most of the time it’s not even because he can’t afford it, he just does it for fun.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Smells realllyyy good all the time, he’s got the best perfumes ever

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Spa-days/Self-care days quickly become a Saturday night thing for you two once you become one of his besties. And I’m talking the whole shabang like face masks, candles lit and snack tray out as he paints your nails for you 💕

🕸️ᥫ᭡ It’s something Angel genuinely looks forward to as well (ᵒ̴̶̷᷄⩊ᵒ̴̶̷᷅)

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Primary love language is most likely physical touch, we’ve all seen how touchy he can get 🤞

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Getting to know his real name and getting to call him by it means he trusts you a lot, he doesn’t give that privilege out to just anybody.

🕸️ᥫ᭡ On a less serious note, he’s definitely a huge show off 💀💀

🕸️ᥫ᭡ Amazing at doing makeup, will do your makeup if you asked him to (might accidentally poke you in the eye or something though lmfaoo)

‧₊˚✧ Husker ✧˚₊‧

🍺🃁 Needs glasses and HAS them but just doesn’t wear them for whatever reason. He looks good in them though !!

🍺🃁 Cheats in any card game ever. Wins 9/10 against you because of that reason (he’s also a gambler so that’s a big factor as well obviously)

🍺🃁 Bros the type of guy to call you “doll” and “baby”

🍺🃁 Primary love language?? quality time 🙏 🙏acts of service and physical touch are both tied for second place (but you only ever really get the physical touch one if you’re his s/o)

🍺🃁 Again, we all saw “Loser, Baby” this mf can DANCE and he enjoys it too

🍺🃁 Jazz is one of Huskers favourite music genres for sure

🍺🃁 You two don’t really have a routine hangout type thing but he does enjoy it when you come around to the bar to just hang out with him while he cleans and whatnot :3

🍺🃁 Trust, you will be given a specialized nickname just for you once he considers you a close friend of his.

🍺🃁 He’s a great listener but gives very blunt advice, doesn’t sugarcoat shit if you ask him for his opinion on something.

🍺🃁 Weirdly caught up with mental health stuff, like he knows a lot about it

🍺🃁 Poor Husker does NOT like the cat noises he makes but he literally cannot control them 😭😭 (believe me, he’s tried)

‧₊˚✧ Vaggie ✧˚₊‧

🗡️☪︎ Vaggie is NOT a morning person, usually sleeps in until around noon

🗡️☪︎ Would have good fashion taste

🗡️☪︎ Vaggie is also a very competitive UNO player, probably ends up yelling at Alastor for making her pick up all those “pick up four” cards when everyone plays together (yes, he looks smug as fuck while doing it and yes he was saving them just for her 💀💀)

🗡️☪︎ Has beef with almost all of the guys at the hotel but Husker is chill for the most part

🗡️☪︎ Adding onto that last one, it doesn’t really take much for a man to piss her off tbh (she’s so real for this)

🗡️☪︎ Would spar with you if you asked and gets really into it too !! She’s careful not to actually hurt you though and it’s a great way of bonding with her (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

🗡️☪︎ Verrryyyyy jealous girl, remember when Emily took Charlie’s hands in the heaven episode?? (The look on her face made me giggle)

🗡️☪︎ Hates pickles. She just looks like she’d be a pickle hater

🗡️☪︎ Primary love language is words of affirmation

‧₊˚✧ Charlie ✧˚₊‧

⭐️☀︎ Charlie is infact a morning person and wakes up at the crack of dawn everyday for zero reason whatsoever 💀

⭐️☀︎ She does her absolute best to include everyone in every activity going on, she doesn’t ever want anybody in the hotel to feel excluded

⭐️☀︎ Biggest shipper EVER. You ever told her you have a crush on someone here?? Oh god..

⭐️☀︎ She’ll silently fan girl from a distance whenever you and your crush are together to the point Vaggie has to drag her away

⭐️☀︎ Charlie can be a little bit overwhelming at times but her happiness is suppeerrr contagious

⭐️☀︎ The best way to spend time and bond with her?? Literally just offer to do anything with her and she’ll do it, I don’t think she’s too picky

⭐️☀︎ Learnt some Spanish from Vaggie and tries to use it with her to be all romantic but her pronunciations are fucked up (She’s trying her hardest guys okay 😞🙏)

⭐️☀︎ Totally asked Vaggie one time as a pick up line if she fell from heaven and she broke out into a sweat (poor girl)

⭐️☀︎ Primary love language is words of affirmation. quality time is somewhere up there too though

⭐️☀︎ Will break out into song a lot and it’s kinda funny to watch

‧₊˚✧ Niffty ✧˚₊‧

🧼𐙚 Acts a lot like a hyperactive toddler on crack. Has zero chill and it’s pretty rare to see her actually calm

🧼𐙚 I think Niffty lowkey has stage freight, like we all see how she just automatically freezes up when a camera is on (I mean it’s happened twice in the show already)

🧼𐙚 Takes a lot after Alastor, sees him as some sort of older brother figure as well 😞🩵

🧼𐙚 When playing UNO, she’d fucking EAT the cards so she’d win. Deadass just nom nom nom that shit

🧼𐙚 She’s a big giggler, she’ll laugh and giggle at almost everything so it’s not hard to get her to do so

🧼𐙚 She’d probably really enjoy it if you let her just sit with you for a while and braid your hair (But she’d steal some for her “collection” in the process)

🧼𐙚 I’m actually not too sure what Nifftys love language would even be? Perhaps acts of service (she is a maid, after all)

🧼𐙚 Okay 99% sure this is actually canon but she’s a hardcore germophobe, can’t handle when things are cluttered or a mess.

🧼𐙚 Has a collection of cleaning supplies in her room

+ Bonus !!

‧₊˚✧ Vox ✧˚₊‧

📺☆ Whenever Vox is sleeping or thinking really hard about something, the voxtek symbol will bounce around on his screen like the DVD logo thing

📺☆ Not very big on pda, he has an image to uphold, after all. (But he would enjoy affection in private though)

📺☆ Not above watching you through whatever technology you have, he spies on you a lot 💀💀

📺☆ Also guys…… stop pretending Vox isn’t a whiny little bitch, because he is (trust me y’all, read some of @bigfatbimbo’s stuff)

Please do not repost, translate, or plagarize any of my fanfictions/headcanons/writing without permission ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ Scatteredskittles

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disneyprincemuke · 1 month

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the best of (instagram) * macky

rockysroads

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rockysroads if there’s one thing about me... i’ll always be the passenger princess

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user1 hahahahahaha wait a damn minute

user2 omg???

user3 SINCE WHEN

mattcornett i’m blinking twice someone send the help

rockysroads LMFAOOO shut up

oscarpiastri likely side of the car to find rocky in

lilyzneimer it’s better off that she’s the passenger princess

maxverstappen1 yeah, have you gotten in a car with her as the driver?

mattcornett yes, we almost crashed maxverstappen1

rockysroads not even close btw, i just hit the curb maxverstappen1 mattcornett

sebastianvettel why are you, as a race car driver

logansargeant i’m no longer the victim so i’m ok with that

liamlawson30 lucky :(

mattcornett give me tips

logansargeant don’t live with her LMFAOO mattcornett

rockysroads im fantastic to live with

sabrinacarpenter omg!!! i love u guys!!!

rockysroads omg hehehehe

rockysroads posted on their story!

caption: bro said he knew a place now i’m in the middle of the ocean and i can’t even swim (i'm in actual tears)

mattcornett replied to your story u literally never told me u didnt know how to swim

rockysroads if u rly loved me u wouldve just known

mattcornett wtfff

oscarpiastri replied to your story lmaoo drown

rockysroads shut up

logansargeant replied to your story i hope there’s a shark

rockysroads please literally don’t say that you’ll actually make me cry

mattcornett posted on their story!

caption: thx for the passes

rockysroads replied to your story not even a tag is so disrespectful

mattcornett everyone knows its u

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mattcornett hater

rockysroads posted on their story!

caption: how can i get someone miles away from me to drive me places???

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rockysroads PLEASEEEE LEAVE ME ALONE

mattcornett replied to your story i would if i could and u know that i'm flying in tmr to do exactly that!!!

rockysroads if u rly cared, u wld be here now

rockysroads

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rockysroads calling me is part of the daily todo list

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mattcornett man

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rockysroads girl

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ciarasdiary right? :/

dalt0ns she's finally not bothering me and i'm happy

rockysroads if u guys missed me, thats all u had to say

oscarpiastri we'll teach him how to say no to you soon

rockysroads WHY?

mattcornett valuable lessons in life

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tyunkus · 1 year

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who else up thinking abt virgin yeonjun… first time w yeonjun but hes part of the .01% of the population thats already good at sex even w/o prior penetrative exp :3 ….!!!!!! nd right after he’d be like “that was good?” and all th times you guys fuck after he just keeps improving and learning… OHHHH OUR ACE

(wrote this knowing that altho yj is usually cocky and competitive he’s rlly timid nd unsure of his abilities deep down .. which is why he works so hard to do things perfectly… OHHHH HES SUCH A VIRGO im gonna DIE!!!!) (PLZ SHARE UR THOUGHTS !!!!! EVEN IF ITS JUST ABT YEONJUN IN GENERAL <3)

THIS IS SO REAL ANON PLEASE SHARE UR THOUGHTS WHENEVER U LIKE,,,… this is so good but anw yeonjun who’s a little cocky when you two first fall into bed together, grinning n teasinf u, but you can sense underneath it how nervous he is.. he’s completely transparent with u from the start that he’s a virgin but once he goes down on u you’re finding it hard to believe LMFAOO like he’s just TOO GOOD? makes out w ur pussy n ur cum dripping down his chin, then comes up to kiss you n play with your clit, then gets ready to actually fuck you,, <333 you can hear how his breath wavers a little bit before he enters you, the way he moans all low and quiet when his cock is all the way in RHAJKRJKWBEQW and then he’s thrusting Deep into u like you can feel him in your tummy and you’re like. literally almost in tears from how good it feels.. his chest meets ur back and he continues rocking into you, mouthing at ur shoulder n moaning heavy and deep in your ear, wants to make you feel good, he’s still nervous but he doesn’t show it <3 after that he’s all breathless n kinda shocked at how hard you came.. would poke your belly n teasingly accuse u of faking it but ur DEAD serious you literally saw stars.. tell him what you like, what he does well, build up his confidence n he’ll be perfect in no time!!!

#txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #yeonjun hard hours #yeonjun hard thoughts #yeonjun smut #yeonjun x reader

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moonystoes · 6 days

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Hey guys I want to talk to you about something that may not be that serious but it still bothered me and I'm pretty sure it will annoy some of the mascs (this is a big rant about elisa I'm sorry lol)

This all started when i found this fanpage (ireignx) on Instagram. She posted a screenshot of Elisa from the new DAZN video. Elisa was smiling and looking straight at the camera and she made a caption saying, 'why does Elisa look so different in this video compared to her matches'. Now I do understand that Elisa does sometimes look different, that's because the camera is right at her face. It's not a video from a 'football angle', elisa isn't focused or aggressive in these videos, and this is how Elisa is when she's relaxed. So I didn't think much of what she said.

But then she posted a video of elisa dancing in her story (if you've seen the dazn video, it's when she got a point and celebrated) and then made a caption saying 'ew I just got an ick'. I get that people like different things and sometimes get icked out at certain things, but for this? Really? After I saw this I just knew why she got the 'ick'. And that's because elisa danced like a girl. I don't care if I sound reaching because NOTHING was weird about that video. It's not like that one video where she was dancing like a drunk dad to no music (iykyk 😭😭😭 it still haunts me).

She also made a comment saying 'now we know why elisa is single'... lmfaooo I'll talk about this in a different paragraph. My point here is that mascs are still girls, they act like girls, they love like girls, the laugh like girls, they ARE girls. Don't look at masc women and expect them to behave like something they aren't. They just like to dress 'manly'. I bet this bitch closed her eyes when she saw Elisa wearing a bikini lolll.

This was one of the main issues when it came to Elisa. When you look at edits of her on tiktok, so many comments were straight women feeling confused and questioning themselves. Like 'omg I like men but she's so hot' or 'wait why am i feeling this why I'm straight'. To all the straight women that are attracted to Elisa and are questioning themselves, please don't feel guilty for your attraction. It's okay. Like I don't even know what my sexuality is and all my life I thought I was straight except the Kristen Stewart phase I had when I was 14 😭 and a ruby rose one when I was 11. I just hope you know that she is a girl no matter how much you try to make her look 'masculine' in your head. She's not some 'alpha male aggressive' guy you're thinking she is, even when her playing style is quite aggressive.

I think what finalized everything is when she posted this:

... yeah, exactly what I expected.

Okay...now about the whole 'elisa is single situation'. THIS BITCH IS SOO RUDE. ugh the way I was texting her and the way she was responding was actually making me fight my fight or flight tendencies.

Basically when she posted the 'now we know why elisa is single', I was confused because like...she literally said she's not what are yall on about 💀💀. So I decided to respond to that message by saying. (This is the screenshots of the convo btw)

"You must be new here" 👆🤓🤓🤓 you annoying dumb ass bitch 😭

"Oh dear" ✋️😮‍💨 LMFAOO BRO WHATTT

"Elisa out here liking big ass big tatty half naked girls"... and then she sends a reel from Nourhene....one of the biggest French infleunecers and YouTubers that has been on the public for YEARS. If you can't remember nourhene, this is her:

(The one on the left)

She was literally invited by PSG to meet the women players, and elisa gifted her a free ticket to the champions league match, they're literally friends 😭. And also... that reel she sent had no tits or ass in it LMFAO, like what are we talking about, girl was acting like its some porn blog or something. And even if elisa liked a naked porn video, that doesn't make elisa single, it just makes her a shitty girlfriend loll.

Also btw... do you really think elisa would have to LIE just to not kiss a fan?? She literally could've just said 'no sorry' but you really think she felt so bad about offending her to the point where she decides to lie about dating someone?? Babe no offense but your feelings are not that important and I don't think she would care that much about rejecting you. Also, Elisa is getting fangirls obsessing over her left and right nowadays, do you think she'd lie like that knowing the fangirls are gonna go fucking crazy and lose it? (Shh... I did too😔)

I honestly don't even know what else to add other than just... please idk use your brain or something? Like I'm so sorry this has been bothering me for two days ngl and I really needed to rant it out.

#elisa de almeida #nel's thoughts #rants #sorry #wlw

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herboretum · 11 days

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answering this twitter thread here Because im quite literally a fucking sucker for these posts ^_^ like give me 8 of these and i will Rapidly Answer them i loovvee talking i love answering questions ^_^

ME.

i introduced myself :)):) :) :) ::) although specifically i was swayed by some fanart of poob and pest and i was like “ohh woah, ok i’ll check them out” type deal

LATE JUNE EARLY JULY so like . 9 ish months LMFAOO what!!!!!

hmmm uhhuhuhh uhhh i dont have like . any floors that i will Like Crumble over for but i really like any elevator npc floors….. i think they make me happy….

although i guess i also enjoy flood fill mine since ive never like. raged Over it

GOD THE FUCKING TEMPLE OF SOMETHING I HAAAAATE THAT FLOOR WITH A PASSION its so annoyying and loooong and I just Want other people to *** to make the round go fasterr 😭😭😭

yeah actually i’ve been meaning to talk about How i don’t actually have any favorite npc because all of them are my favorites hndkskwg

i have like. favorite npc(s) in this current MOMENT but in general? you literally could tie me up and waterboard me and i still would not be able to give you a descript answer

like my head is so strange for This but the best way i can describe it is like . a wheel. that spins every time i even get the slightest peck of boredom of a current npc i like. and its all random. no specific time or place or day or month like It happens when my mind says it will happen

that being said heres my favorite npcs ive brainrotted over by month (kind of a lie btw ive brainrotted over every character at least once a month but this is like . stage 2 of BAD):

july - spud, poob, pest

august - spud, split

september -cant remember lawl

october - wallter, mark

november - spud (specifically frank), sarah

december - pilby, pest, wallter, mark

january - bive, split

february - infected, lampert

march - infected, swibbledib

april - poob, wallter, mark, pest

reddy lol

GREGORIAH AND YUM ZLURPIE AND SWIBBLEDIB! aand cashier uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

errrrrr ttarmite? i dunno its just kinda loud like chill bro those players are all yours

AUGH get a snack, cardboard labyrinth, jersey nova, glorp shop, make it go hard, going up?, concrete flood and bossa lullaby

BUT but im so serious when i say tip toe is the most underrated song in the ost EVER. SO GOOD i get so happy whenever it comes around in my playlist ^u^!!!!!!

wallmark and spive. yuri vs yaoi.

but actually i also really like poob and infected (platonically)

i dunno the thought of them together as like . really close more than friends but not dating typa thing makes me sooo happy and giddy eheheh I must hide.

2!!!!!! i dont actually like them though which is why i kind of let em rot!!! but 2!!! yeah!

my twitter lol im not gonna search i dont feel like it

prototype :) good :) i like him :)

#v.rambles

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bonesandthebees · 9 months

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YOOOO so excited for the new glass update tomorrow AND I SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT RIGHT AWAY TOOOO

Also completely off topic but i just watched the im in love with an egirl lovejoy version and i got curious-- what's ur fav song from the egirl series??

My personal fav is Internet Ruined Me the guitar is SOBFUCKINGOODJFLGJFK it makes me go BONKERSJDJFKGLS

But i adore all of them

Ynb gives me the nostalgia vibes of 2013 radio music. Just that song that everyone knows all the lyrics too and screams at the top of their lungs even tho i realise its very niche and only in this fandom LOLLL

Im in love w an egirl is hilarious and soft boy is sooo<333 i prefer the acoustic version of soft boy ngl!! But it was still super cool seeing it finally released

Actually my fav version of soft boy is literally that one second clip in tommys vlog of lovejoy performing it 😭😭 i need to see lovejoy perform soft boy live that would be the greatest thing ever

Ynb live would be SO cool too tho omg.. im just picturing rhe crowd shouting jason derulo LMFAOO

I have such a basic answer my favorite is your new boyfriend bc it was actually the first one of the egirl trilogy I heard so it's the one that stuck with me the most lol

I actually avoided listening to wilbur's music for a long time after I started watching his content bc I just didn't think I'd be interested? like I'd seen youtubers who did music before, comedy and serious music both, and usually didn't like 'youtuber music' so I figured it'd be the case with wilbur. and then with the comedy songs especially I'm not someone who listens to comedic music a lot so I just really didn't think I'd enjoy it, so I gave in and listened to ycgma first way before i heard the egirl trilogy

(fun fact the only thing that got me to actually bite the bullet and listen to ycgma was that I was just looking at the album out of curiosity and saw he had a song called la jolla and was like "...why did wilbur write a song about the town I live in" so then curiosity got the better of me and I was like "wow this is actually a really pretty song also I'm miserable now I need to hear more")

(also I did not just doxx myself wanna clarify I do not live in la jolla anymore lmao)

but yeah! I finally listened to ynb so that's my favorite :) it definitely gives me that 2013 radio song vibe it's very fun

hot take... I do not like soft boy. was never a fan of the clips he shared on stream, and then I didn't like it that much when a proper studio version was released. just not my thing :(

your new boyfriend was VERY fun to see live. me and firesnap just have this strange luck where the only two times we've gone to lovejoy gigs together happen to be the only gigs wilbur has played his comedy music at. and yes the entire crowd shouted jason derulo it was great

#sorry if i repeat anything i've said in past asks the last few days have been a bit sick hazy for me #ask #icyfox17

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minquiec · 1 month

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I found a bunch of my old art

It's not good lmfaoo but anyways, that just reminded me you actually have to learn art 😤 which is fine ig

wait lmfaoo I gotta get to the point, do you have any old art we can see? If not that's good 👍

YEA ITS TOTALLY FINE im all for it honestly cause i think it lets people know that all artists start somewhere 💪💪 so know im gonna force you on my art journey heeheehahaa

I drew a lot of doodles on paper but I've lost them all but anyways

I'm being so serious this was my first digital art ever and wow! Picasso (2016)

(2017)

(2018)

I don't remember when these were but probably 2018-2019 ish idk I'd have to go on amino to check yes yes I had an amino and YES I HAD A GACHA PHASR

and this is the latest art :3cc now I just draw fictional characters kissing loser behaviour 😞😞

But I definitely have a lot more and if I compiled them all you can see how my style changed which is cool but I'd have to bring up my deviant art, my amino, my old broken phone that I drew on, and even then I'm pretty sure I lost all the old art on this very very very very old tablet

Hope this helps 🔥🔥

#mintalksabtthings

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so2uv · 8 months

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you're tuning into the jj radio show.. here are some sort-of monthly roundups!!! (but kind of last months too its only been september for like 2 weeks). idk if any of them will be ur thing but i hope u like at least one out of the 10 i picked >_^

3005, childish gambino. god. this is just the song ever for me i cant explain why i love it so much i just DO. sol.. to be honest.. i'll right by ur side til 3005. ITS JSUT SOOOO.

追われてる, soul scream. INCREDIBLE!!! THIS IS REAL MUSIC!!! THIS IS CRAZYYYY. OWARETERU ❗ OWARETERU 💢 OWARETERUU 💥 like some people wouldnt even get it for real.

make luv, brent faiyaz. CRUSHING something in my hands right now. IDK HOW HE DOES ITTTT when he makes sth good he makes sth GOOD do u get me. i might explode.

100,000 - unfinished, jai paul. shoving this song into the hands of anyone who'll listen. every time i listen to this song i think the “And when you think you know what I know / A hundred thousand light years to go” near the end wont hit as hard because i've sort of built up a resistance to it and then it SHOOTS ME IN THE HEADDD. too good.

trick me, kelis. the tasty (2003) album gets me INSANE there is not a singular miss on there for me. and this song... oh its so bad rn. im obsessed with it. like im going crazy. Hepl!

1 thing, amerie. i hear this song and suddenly i can sing i can dance and i can walk in 6-inch heels! and also this isnt that relevant to the song but her hair on the touch album cover.. IT EATS IDEK

two moons, exo-k. you might've heard this before but if not IT NEEDS TO BE HEARDDDD this is literally one of my fave exo songs.

the 7th sense, nct u. you might've heard this too sorry 😓😓 BUT HOW CAN I NOT SUGGEST THIS LIKE ? changed my life forever. when mark lee said “uh, and that's a long-ass ride” i think some part of me just passed away. that IS a long ass ride. 1 thing mark lee's never gonna do is lie!!

taking what's not yours, tv girl. THIS SONG IS SO FUNNYYY. and also very good. BUT ITS SO PETTY LIKE STOP I GIGGLE EVERY TIME I LISTEN 😭 “Ooh, I still have your lighter / Ooh, I still have your book” LIKE HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYING LMFAOO

iii. telegraph ave, childish gambino. had to start and end w him!!! again HOW IS HE SO CRAZY LIKE THISSS. got me moving and floating and ascending and dying. its serious. i love it.

and thats it! like i said i hope u like at least 1 ☹️ THIS WAS FUN I RLY ENJOYED TYPING OUT MY SILLY LITTLE THOUGHTS.. but i will shut up now LOL. time for you to switch to a different station, because the jj radio show is over!! (LMAOO OK ROLEPLAY)

3005: not bad not bad! rap isn't my favourite genre but the lyricism is great and it's honestly really nice to listen to while staring out a window :DD

追われてる: the intro was funky in a good way! love the rhythm and it's catchy in a way that has me bobbing along to it.

make luv: not really my vibe but the chorus is enjoyable. smth id put on my fic writing playlist ngl 👍

100,000 - unfinished: THE SWITCH UP AT THE BEGINNING AYOOO??! from the heavy rap to sudden vocals then merging the two is so 😩😩 i love the vibes of it. “a hundred thousand light years to go” ‼️‼️‼️‼️ i love how the words are staggered; it’s jerky the speech but it works so well

trick me: again, the song itself isn't for me specifically but the lyricism is to die for. "freedom to us has always been a trick // freedom to you has always been who ever landed on your dick" LIKE HELLO??? YES I LOVE THIS audibly went "ooooh" when i heard it. the rap is amazing too

1 thing: ok the intro ok it's nice its nice. OOH THE VOCALS I LIKE THIS TBH it's so fun??! if i weren't hacking my lungs out id totally get up and dance very badly to this (pretend like im an edit or like part of a clip compilation or smth yes yes)

two moons: the beginning is very cool, i like the beat and the rapping! ok when it picks up around 0:59 and they start saying two moons and stuff 💥💥💥 honestly did not expect to like this as much as i actually do :00 added it to my main playlist too 😼😼

the 7th sense: "OPEN YOUR EYES" OMG I LOVE THE CHORUS like my eyes are open and im sat. I GET WHAT YOU MEAN WITH THE MARK LINE!!!! nah ok this is going on the main playlist bc yes.

taking what’s not yours: THIS??? SLAPS??? i don't listen to enough tv girl shit i should be- the beat is such a good walking song i will climb a mountain listening to this. “ooh, i still have your lighter // ooh, i still have your book // ooh i still have everything you bought, but you never took” this right here. makes me want to- *explodes*

iii. telegraph ave: OMG THE DROP thought this was going to be a slower song but. the shift. the switch up 😫

omg this was fun!! pls music recs are amazing i love getting them

#✉️. love letters !#— from: pb with a side of jj.

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girlwithfish · 1 year

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the mood swings and spl*ts are insane and unbearable im so unhappy im just resorting to wanting tokill myself these pasf few days and even when i was doing a little better beginning of this month the first two weeks i still wanted to die or debated ending it not actually that i woukd so dnt take my suicidal ideation as serious bc im just stupid and i was so nxious and unhappy still like is that just ny default lmfaoo im just a miserable little bitch i cant 😭its so funnyy im such a joke

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Ooh I just saw your “bts members i’d have to marry” list and I loved it. Imma change up my response a bit and explain (in my opinion) if they would actually have side hoes, friend w benefits, & one night stands type relationship. IM SORRY IF THIS GETS LONG!

Seokjin: NO! -Jin ain’t got no time for that sort of relationship/dynamic. HE IS A HUSBAND and wants a family (I will absolutely love to get into this topic for each member if you’re down 👀) and the idea of friends with benefits is just not for him you know? Plus he ain’t got time for side hoes, he’s too busy with work & gaming plus why would he put that energy into someone he doesn’t care that much about when he could put that energy into finding his wifey/mother of his future children 👏🏾 He cannot trust one night stands so he’s a definite no and definitely marriage material/long run type of man.

Yoongi: Maybe? -Yoongi is another family man (this can be proven by his astrology and his overall fatherly behavior he demonstrates throughout the years) and I believe when he makes the time for it at some point he’s gonna get serious about finding the one and settling down. But right now mans is very busy with work and just enjoying the single life which brings me to the fact that he ain’t got NO TIME for side hoes. That time could be spent doing shit that matters and side hoes don’t matter to him 🙅🏾‍♀️. If you a friend you’re not gonna have a sexual relationship unless he’s in love with you, in my opinion he’s not the type to cross that line, if it were to happen y’all ain’t friends no more 🤷🏾‍♀️. Now the reason why I said maybe is because I could see him having a one night stand but ITS A ONE NIGHT THING ONLY, i’m talking if thats the first time y’all meet I can assure you it’ll be the last 😬

Hoseok: Yes! -Hobi is definitely a hopeless romantic and he does idolize and strive to achieve a a stable and everlasting relationship with “the one”. But that doesn’t mean he ain’t gonna have no fun 👀. I really don’t think Hobi wouldn’t be the friends with benefits type nah he’s acquaintances with benefits lmfaoo. Y’all ain’t friends don’t get it twisted but he’s too kind to not have at least a friendly dynamic with the other person. DEF WOULD HAVE SIDE HOES mmh no doubt in my mind. But random one night stands don’t really seem like Hobi’s thing.

Namjoon: Nope! -Joon wants a serious and stable relationship (he gives me those vibes) i think he’d really thrive in a healthy, stable relationship with someone he’d truly love. Basically my mans wants a wife 👏🏾 period. Side hoes ain’t for him he doesn’t seem like the type at least at this stage in his life to want that type of arrangement with someone. Friends with benefits is another no, like Yoongi if you’re his friend theres no chance of a sexual relationship unless he’s in love with you 🙅🏾‍♀️. And as for one night stands, Joonie’s got trust issues that type of risk ain’t for him.

Jimin- Absolutely -Jimin is a FLIRT!!!! We been knew ofc but don’t get me wrong Jimin (just like all of them) wants to settle and find “the one” but he’s gonna have his fun until then! Definitely a friends with benefits type guy, I think he’d enjoy the dynamic of having someone he’s friends with and can trust to have a sexual relationship with! BUT DO NOT GET IT TWISTED THIS MAN IS NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU AND NEVER WILL BE. The moment you mention a romantic relationship with him (and he’s not in love with you) he’s dropping you quick, ofc not in a mean way y’all will still be friends but the sexual relationship is over 😬. I think he’d consider his friends with benefits side hoes LMFAOO, but one night stands are once in a while (most likely if he’s feeling you it’ll turn into a friends with benefits 😭)

Taehyung: Absolutely Not -He is Husband Material, he is looking for a wife and the future mother of his five children! I would say this response would be similar to Jin’s but the difference is, Jin ain’t got no time for these dynamics while Tae ain’t making no time for these dynamics. Side hoes, friends with benefits, and one night stands aren’t for him he can do more productive things than to put effort into those dynamics that mean nothing to him. If he ain’t in love you ain’t getting nothing from Tae sorry 🤷🏾‍♀️

Jungkook- YES! -ANOTHER FLIRT!!! But Jk is a hopeless romantic who definitely daydreams about finding the one but until he finds them he’s gonna have his fun. Side hoes galore LMFAOO he’s got them on speed dial if he’s ever feeling it. Not a friends with benefits man if you his friend it’s not gonna get sexual (unless he’s in love with you). As for one night stands I can see him have one occasionally if he’s up for it (hell you’d probably turn into a side hoe). But just like Jimin don’t get it twisted HE’S NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU bring up any type of romance with him as a side hoe and you’ll never hear from him again 😭

Ok i’m done now!! But to sum it up

Seokjin, Namjoon, Taehyung: If you ain’t wifey don’t look his way

Yoongi: A once in a while arrangement but you ain’t mean shit to him if you ain’t wifey

Hoseok, Jimin, Junkook: Definitely wants a wifey but as of now just having fun! (Will not fall in love with someone they’re just having fun with though!)

(also in your tagged post you said you’d trap them with a baby for 18 years but in Korea the legal age or the age you’re considered an adult is 20!! So 2 years longer LMFAOOO)

first of all you KNOW i’m always down to talk about anything like this like always always LOL

and i agree with you on most of these especially on seokjin’s like after seeing him at them movie premieres and meeting up with his chef friends i know he ain’t got no hoes he’ll have a heart attack before he have a ho💀 AND JIMIN’S HEAVY ON JIMIN’S U HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD AND IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH like you wouldn’t even be able to get “i like you” out your mouth before he hitting you with the “it’s not you it’s me i hope we can still be friends” 💀💀💀and the worst part is he really would make sure you still be friends like u half heartbroken and he wanna know if you wanna go with him and so and so to see a movie it’s diabolical i wanted to disagree about jungkook but you’re so right that i couldn’t 😭💀

the only one that my opinion differs on is tae bc HE IS SO OBVIOUS when he see something he like his eyes get low voice drop an octave and he get that overall laidback expression going it’s inane really like i feel like if he see someone he wants he’s gonna go after them BUT on the other hand he is an INFP and they got they head in the clouds fr like heavy on the hopeless romantic tryna find someone who understands him and is willing to love him SO MAYBE UR RIGHT HE IS looking for a wife but i raise you the fact that he’s probably gonna try to make everyone he gets into it with his wife 💀

and for yoongi i 100% agree that he not tryna do too much like he just needs his one person so he can be done with it but (forgive me i’m a myers briggs ho) his personality type allegedly is ISTP and those ones are described as ‘the available lover’ and most likely to be able to have sex without any emotions attached and our boy is a self proclaimed rock so i think it’d be easier for him to have like one or two fwb’s that he can hit up when he have that itch he need scratched as opposed to a one night stand HOWEVER the one night probably how the fwb arrangement started (now i got the urge to talk about how you would end up in a fwb arrangement with each member 💀)

ALSO SORRY IF IT TAKE ME A WHILE TO ANSWER ASKS SOMETIMES ESPECIALLY IF U SEE ME ACTIVE IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO THINK PROCESS AND THEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO ARTICULATE WHAT I WANNA SAY IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENSE TO THE GENERAL POPULATION

#ALSO LOOOOOL 20 YEARS EVEN BETTER 😈#NEVER GETTING RID OF MEEEEEE #and that just makes sense bc teenagers should not be considered adults 💀#ask

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sunlightandsuffering · 2 years

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Huh? Switch update? Are you sure your not pushing yourself because I can vividly recall how you'll also join EMdarkficfest.

Please don't drown yourself with refbulls! We don't want you to die like Junior! 😭😭😭😭😭

JUNIOR HAS ACTUALLY OFFICIALLY DIED!!! its why Eren has to cut his BJ short, very sad. but bestie I had like the other 10 K already written, so that's why it's so quick lol, i was serious when I said i'd pull out 40K for this update, just had to split it into two parts ! ;P but yes!! I'm actually hungry to write drabbles, like surfer anon sent me something I want to write for and just not work on switch anymore, i get tired of working on one fic, that's why i hate multichapters lol!!! BUT DONT WORRY, REDBULL ONLY BEFORE WORK!!! LMFAOO I APPRECIATE THE CONCERN ILY!!! 💗💗

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lionews · 7 months

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I'm arguing about colors man. I think I'm losing my mind

"idk if we are looking at the same bases, its a pale purple but you’re over exaggerating for sure LMFAOO its not so pale to the point where its white…."

you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that most of water / kunzite's base isn't predominantly an off-base white. you can't. I'm sorry that I don't have as good of an eyesight as you do and need contacts, but I'm damn well serious when I say that they need to brighten the color up a bit more in both of those bases

"Love how you didn't even finish the rest of my ask. I said even if they were to release just a bland purple base, yall would still be unhappy bc it's not the "exact shade you wanted" or "mods just slapped a purple tint on *insert base here*" / Yall will never be happy, like I said, there are PLENTY of user suggested bases you could go SUPPORT or just do it yourself and get it in the game."

alr I'll take the L here. that's a fair statement. you can't make everyone happy, but getting a base approved and seen by the mods is nigh impossible man. it's def gotten better with this event, but supporting or making a base and getting it actually seen is incredibly difficult, especially if you're not an artist. It isn't as simple as you make it sound, unfortunately.

(also those bases were actually really pretty, like woah)

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rek1s-headband · 3 years

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hi could i request something? basically just HCS about langa and reki when you guy get into a fight or sum idk LMFAOO, you dont have to do this if you dont want to tho <3

➯ A/N: Thank you for the request! I hope you enjoy. I added a few characters, hope you don’t mind:)

➯ When you guys get into a fight

➯ Characters: Langa Hasegawa, Reki Kyan, Kaoru Sakurashiki, Kojiro Nanjou, Hiromi Higa and Miya Chinen x gn reader

➯ Warnings: angst if you squint, fluff

Langa:

Ok the majority of your fights are generally because of a miscommunication. If things aren’t spelled out for the poor boy, he’ll be completely oblivious to what’s bothering you

When you finally snap, he always seems shocked, asking why you hadn’t said anything sooner, even if you’d been trying to hint at it all week

Not really one to shout, but if things get heated enough he might snap. He always feels awful afterwards though. No matter what, he really believes no one should be screamed at because of something as silly as a disagreement

Rarely storms out, he’s always going to try and stay until the end to try and get something, anything out of you that he can use to try and understand your point of view

Understands space. He knows when you dont feel like talking to him, and he will give you that time to collect your thoughts. When you’re ready to speak again, he’s all ears

Gets overwhelmed really easy. It doesnt really show in what he says, but when you raise your voice his brain goes to putty and he can feel his breath get narrow. He’s not scared, he just doesn’t want to be the reason you’re feeling like this.

Never lets you go to bed angry. He’ll give you your space, but if you’re still quiet by bedtime he’s making sure you’ve eaten and you’re not still really upset by whatever played out that day

Overthinks a lot. How long did he not realise you were upset? What if its actually a much bigger deal than you’re letting on? What if you leave? Of course, he knows a lot of it is completely irrational, but it still lingers in the back of his mind, so you can imagine how relieved he is when the fight is over and you’re back in his arms

Asks people for advice a lot. Reki and Cherry are usual helpers, giving Langa their opinions on the matter without going into too much detail. The rest is up to him.

Gives the best hugs and comfort after a fight. He understands couples can fight, and never really takes the aggression let out by the pair of you too seriously. Rubbing the back of your head and holding you close to his chest, he’ll reassure you that he’s not going anywhere, that he’s not going to leave “just because of a silly fight” while you fight back tears on his shoulder.

Reki

Unlike Langa, Reki is a very open person in terms of his feelings, so your fights are rarely because of closed away emotions. However, many are caused by you feeling he is spending too much time in his workshop, overworking himself and not spending as much time with you as he should.

As for Reki, he gets mad when he feels you’re being closed off from him, not telling him things and hiding your true emotions. It’s not that he doesnt trust you, he just doesnt want you shouldering anything by yourself, and tries to make things easier for you by halving the problem.

A very emotional person, and this really shows when the two of you argue. There’s a lot of tears, a lot of raised voices, yknow those exhausted laughs when you’re tired of arguing with someone? Those. He pulls at his hair a lot in frustration too

Both of you need to walk away from each other a lot during arguments. You’re both driven by your emotions, so its hard to think logically once you’ve both gotten really upset.

The type to sit outside a door after an argument if you’ve locked yourself in a room, pressing against it and quietly talking to you, regardless of whether or not he gets a response

Understands space, to a certain extent. He’ll try and talk to you after an argument, try anything to get you to just answer him, to come out from your room, to stop ignoring him. He knows when you really don’t want to face him though, which is when he’ll go out for a while, either to Langa’s for advice, or just for a quiet skate.

Despite how upset he gets in the moment, he gets over it quickly. Once he’s out of his head and seeing properly, he’ll take some time to think it over and see things from your point of view. He’ll come back to you with an apology, and when you’re ready to talk, he’ll discuss things with you this time around instead of fighting

If the fight lasts overnight, he refuses to let you take the couch. If he feels a fight will last, he’ll glue himself to the couch, making it impossible for you to sleep anywhere other than your bed. No matter what the fight was about, he refuses to have you sleep uncomfortably.

Tends to cry after making up. It’s rarely out of sadness, of course, more relief than anything. He’s just happy to have you back in his arms, no longer ignoring him.

Cherry

A very rational person, fights are very rare between the pair of you. When you do fight, it tends to be because you feel he’s being closed off from you, not being as open and emotional with you. As for him, he doesnt like when you act too aloof about things that are actually serious to him

Fights start out quiet, talking in normal tones and using your heads. However, as the fight goes on, your voices gradually get higher and louder, arms thrown in the air as you get in each other’s faces.

He snaps quite a bit. Petty remarks, snappy replies and other unnecessary comments are thrown out without much thought as he gets more pissed off. Not necessarily because he doesn’t have anything to defend himself, but because once he’s started, he’ll do just about anything to piss you off

Depending on the fight, it could last an hour or a week. Both of you are so petty that you’ll refuse to apologise to the other, forgetting who was even in the wrong in the first place

Honestly, whoever goes to sleep first gets the bed, he’s not as considerate as Reki. However, as the fight goes on, the pair of you will stay up for ungodly hours into the night, trying to outlast the other because they dont want them sleeping on the couch. You’ll never admit that though, which is why you wont just fall asleep on the couch first. Besides, if you happen to fall asleep on the couch before Kaoru goes to bed, he’ll carry you upstairs and sleep on the couch himself. He’ll never admit that though, he’ll simply say you woke up and went upstairs in a hazy half-sleep, which is why you dont remember.

He’s definitely programmed Carla to apologise to you for him at least once, rolling her into the room you’re in before quickly walking out to the sound of “Y/N, I-am-very-sorry-and-I-was-wrong-please-forgive-me” in Carlas robotic voice

If you ever go to Joe’s restaurant to cool down, he’ll make a big fuss, swaying and sighing, dramatically shouting about “however will these lovers reconcile!?” Once his act is over though, he’ll comfort you and give you your favourite meal, tutting over the pair of you and thinking of ways to help you make up

Literally won’t let you go of you for at least a week after you fight. This mf is hanging off you, constant forehead kisses, the whole deal. He’s gone without your affection for a long time while you fought, he’s simply making up for lost time

Joe

You get really pissed at him when he flirts with other girls. He doesn’t mean to, he’s just a bit of a girl magnet and it’s his nature to entertain them. Of course, he all yours, but he forgets sometimes that jealousy is actually a thing

Doesnt take arguments as seriously as he probably should. He’s the type to tell you to “calm down” in the worst possible moment, its usually what makes you explode, actually.

Absolutely dense. The type to listen to you shout for five minutes, and only then have the audacity to ask you just what your problem was

It’s not his fault, bless him. He’s just a little unobservant when it comes to your emotions. When he realises you’re actually upset though, he’s apologising profusely and promising to never do it again

His apologies are always so genuine, you generally forgive him. However, if he does something that really pisses you off and you dont forgive him, he’ll give you space to think

Fights are usually resolved within a day. Like Langa, he refuses to let you go to bed angry

Cooks for you every meal regardless of whether or not you eat it. He’ll leave meals outside your door as a sort of truce, quietly pressing against the door and asking you to please come eat with him, that he hates the idea of you holed up in there all alone

Like Kaoru, he tends to reply with snarky remarks that have little to do with the argument, but they have a little less bite to them. More petty, if anything

Another big reason for why fights never last long is because this man literally. Will. Not. Survive. Without. You. You’ll be trying to ignore him while he comes in every five minutes, asking you how to get a certain channel on the TV, or stupid things you know he’s only asking because he misses talking to you

After you make up, he literally wont even look at another girl for at least a week. Mf will literally turn his head the other way if a girl comes near him, shouting about how he’s spoken for

Shadow

The biggest hothead. He says a lot of things he doesn’t mean in the moment, which will cause you to storm out and he’ll immediately regret it

The fight almost immediately escalates past hushed voices, swear words thrown around as you get in each other’s faces

He’ll get really upset, but he’ll mask it with being pissed off and angry, clashing pots around and acting like a literal baby. He doesnt want to admit it, but he always feels awful right after a fight. He knows youll need a bit of space after the intense shouting, so he’ll give you that space before even attempting an apology

Aggressively cares for you. Like he’ll say things like “I made food, it’ll taste like shit if you leave it, so I suggest you have it now” or “nope, I want the couch, I’m gonna watch something” he’ll never admit it, he just wants to make sure you’re alright even while fighting

If the two of you go to S while fighting, it’ll be very obvious. Usually you’re attached at the hip, but now you couldn’t be further apart. However, he’s still looking out for you, keeping an eye on you to make sure you’re alright. If you’re ever getting hit on by some creep, the fight is forgotten and he’s back at your side, daring the stranger to come any closer to you.

Reki is always the first to notice, poking him and pushing you over to him, trying to get the two of you to make up. Surprisingly, it actually does help clear the air

He can never stay mad at you for long though, he’s completely soft for you

Makes you bouquets to try and apologise. He’s taught you a lot about the meanings of flowers, so he’ll specifically pick ones with hidden meanings like “I’m sorry” or “I love you”

Not very good with verbal apologies. He knows when they’re needed though, and they are usually delivered through a series of grumbles and sad expressions. The thought is there though

Gives very gentle, long hugs after you make up. He’ll hold you close, suggesting a date or a movie to help the two of you relax

Miya

Literally the biggest bitch out of the six to fight with. He’s so petty, he will refuse to admit he’s wrong for the longest time. Once he’s in, there’s no accepting he’s not right

At least for a while anyway. He’ll start to feel bad once he sees just how upset you’re getting, frustrated with his inability to see anyone’s point of view but his own

King of the silent treatment. He’ll hide away behind his switch, drowning out his guilty thoughts with the white noise of animal crossing

He’ll skate to take his mind off things, practicing new tricks until he’s exhausted

Makes really snide remarks that have absolutely nothing to do with the argument. The type to bring up shit that happened 4 months ago just to help his case

Reki is usually the one to make him see sense, telling him just how petty he’s being, and that he cant get so defensive when he’s in the wrong. He knows this, obviously, he just can’t help it sometimes.

Although he’s not one for real apologies, he’ll slowly begin to stop ignoring you, bringing you small snacks or sending you funny things he saw on his phone. He’ll sit beside you, acting as if it was completely unintentional, but will slowly inch closer and closer until he’s curled up at your side, mumbling about how he wasn’t completely right after all

Will literally hit anyone who tries to comment on how the pair of you have made up, talking about how “its not even that big of a deal, just shut up”

Ad*m

Yall fought cause y’know. He’s ad*m

Sat outside your house with a speaker and an ugly ass sign. It started raining and his sign got ruined and his makeup ran

You broke up with him and he cried

Slipped in the rain while leaving <3

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pyroocatalyst · 2 years

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kaeya x black!reader - general hcs

requested by: absolutely no one but i know y’all wanted it

a/n: NIGGAS RULE MONDSTADT 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾 this one is kinda short 🙁 apologies

bitch when i tell you nobody can fuck with y’all

i mean NO BUH DAY!!!

if you’re more the serious type, kaeya’s attitude and personality definitely would’ve rubbed off onto you over time

you him and lisa together is so funny

you three meet in the library after hours and just gossip about the town LMFAOO

fairly early in the relationship, maybe a few months in, he’d take you down to diluc’s tavern not only to drink but to meet diluc himself

diluc is sick of him but he’ll put on a front and say “nice to meet you” bc he’s polite <3

you’d see venti there at the bar with what looks to be three wine glasses around him and one in his hand and you like “⁉️ nigga ain’t you like twelve ⁉️⁉️”

you and rosaria aren’t allowed to interact ever because the outcome is always bad

she either helps kaeya corrupt you into recklessness or you’re already like that so you just wreak havoc everywhere you go for bullshit’s sake

walk into dragonspine with no supplies or warm clothing for no reason other than to be a menace

kaeya would like your hair

and subconsciously twist a curl around his index finger while he’s doing paperwork or whatever

BRO

LMFAOOOO

HE LETS YOU DO HIS PONYTAIL

YOU SLICK THAT HOE DOWN!!!!

ITS GIVING INSTAGRAM HAIRSTYLIST

no diss to ig hairstylists y’all are great at what you do 🙏🏾

you two would go adventuring together a lot

any hilichurl that come within twenty feet of you getting murked

imagine getting your ass whooped by some hard water

L 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

do y’all remember that one quest that came up at the beginning of the game with the fake treasure in the ruin that kaeya only told traveler about so a treasure hoarder would take the bait

yeah you’d be traveler LMFAO

he’d be like “bae my grandfather has a highly valuble pirate heirloom hidden in a disguised ruin do you wanna roleplay captain jake and the neverland pirates i’ll be jake”

i have absolutely no recollection of that show but they treasure hunted right

anyway

you’d do it and be like </3 bc AINT SHIT AT THE RUINS

he’s like “im sorry stink stink 💔” and he’d give you a treasure he’d already been holding onto as a gift for u bc he wouldn’t want you to go home empty handed

u have ur own taste in music but you also enjoy what kaeya enjoys

idk kaeya just seems like the kind of person to like the kind of music that you would hear in a rich person’s house as you walk past one of their eleven fountains

makes him feel classy 😋

hold on let me find one

ok im back

quarto de hotel by hareton salvanini or reflections by toshifumi hinata

bam

theres ur references 💯

ok anyway

u two like to just relax to that kind of stuff

after a long day u lay on his chest and just

breathe

the classical instruments quietly play in the background, almost portraying the unspoken appreciation you have for each other through the notes played

u guys have matching rings

not for like engagement or anything like that

just a cute lil accessory u both have

you can consider them promise rings if you like

kaeya toys with it when he misses you and vice versa

just twisting it around

your vision would probably be installed onto it actually

yeah im out of ideas im so sorry

#genshin kaeya #kaeya x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin x black!reader #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact x black!reader #kaeya x black!reader #kaeya #kaeya alberich #diluc ragnvindr #genshin rosaria #genshin venti #genshin barbatos #im really reaching for these tags huh #genshin impact #genshin impact kaeya

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All That Remains: Chapter Two

PREVIOUS CHAPTER

A look back to happier times and a defining conversation

A/N: Hey lol once again sorry I took so long. This chapter is relatively shortish (?) because it was originally part of the next chapter, but I decided to split it since it was getting long lmao. The next chapter will actually be coming soon I promise I was like almost finished but decided to publish this section since it was done and yall need to get fed.

Also another note I guess? I refer to Russell as “Adler” even though its third person Sophie centric. I believe since they came to know each other through work, Sophie only initially heard/knew of him by his last name and will still refer to him in her mind as such. I didn’t do this much in the first chapter but I thought about it and also it felt weird calling him Russell all the time LMFAOO

August 2nd, 1980

“…I’m surprised you never had kids.”

It’s more of a question than a statement, and an admittedly nosey one. They’re currently in the midst of a very picturesque picnic in a field of their choosing, the pair of them eating lunch while sprawled across a spare blanket pulled from the back of Russell’s car. The man in question is currently laid on his side, chewing a strawberry and peering up at her with a curiously cocked eyebrow making an appearance over the rim of his aviators.

Sophie wriggles under the scrutiny, a blush rising to her cheeks as she redirects her eyes towards her leather boots with a timid huff. They had been together for more than enough time by now, enough time for the lustre of having Russell Adler as her boyfriend to have worn off. Yet, even all these months later, a mere glance from the man was enough to leave her flushed and stumbling over her words.

“I’m sorry —“ She rushes to apologize, sandwich suddenly forgotten as she picks sheepishly at a loose thread on her dress. She had meant to word things a little…differently, but who was she kidding? it wasn’t her place to ask such things in the first place.

With Russell, the more you pressed him, the further away he pulled. His trust came with patience and time, a small price Sophie didn’t mind paying. There were things he held close to himself, his marriage being one of them. It was obviously a sensitive topic, or at least one he didn’t enjoy talking about. She hadn’t intended to interrogate him about the fact he didn’t have any children despite being married for a little over a decade, it was his business. Only recently had he begun sharing that part of his life with her, and it was a sign of his trust that she deeply valued.

And here she went, utterly obliterating that carefully constructed confidence because she seemed to lack a brain-to-mouth filter.

“You’re fine, kid.” Russell soothes, interrupting her scattered thoughts. The woman manages to to will herself to look at him again, where his enlivened grin signaling he was more amused than offended by the statement.

He sits up, and one of his hands moves to rub at her thigh in reassurance. “I admire that you’re always pretty straight to the point.” He notes lightheartedly, subtly pacifying her current flustered state.

The woman huffs, self conscious despite the comforting words. "It gets me in trouble way too much.” She confesses, biting into her sandwich a bit too harshly. It was true. She had a terrible habit of being too honest for as long as she could remember, and it had made for some terribly awkward experiences throughout her life.

“I’d argue telling the truth is a pretty good thing to get in trouble for.” Adler remarks in return, his hand remaining on her thigh as he continues with his lunch. She could tell he was making a point of appearing relatively unconcerned about the whole thing, likely in a bid to provide her some sense of consolation. The man was leaving little room for her to feel upset at herself.

Sophie releases a breath she hadn’t realized she’d been holding and relaxes, shoulders loosening as she finishes the last of her sandwich.

There’s another beat of silence, and then it occurs to her that Russell had managed yet again to wriggle his way out of talking about himself. It was a common pattern, nearly every time she attempted to make conversation that centered around him, he would artfully steer the conversation away from himself and find a way to redirect the topic towards her.

He was annoyingly good at it, too, and she was just starting to catch on that he was doing it in the first place.

“Wait! You didn’t answer the question!” The brunette gasps, exasperated. “You always do this!”

“Do what?” Russell retorts, behaving as if he were completely ignorant of what was the matter. He always acted as if he didn’t know.

“You always find a way to not answer me! Every time you change the subject and then hope I forget!” The woman laughs, failing miserably in her attempt to come across as annoyed. His behavior was maddening, but Sophie often found she was less irritated and more awestruck that the man was so artful at playing people.

“I’d never do that, you’re just making things up.” Russell quips, mouth twisted with a lopsided smile as he continues the playful banter. “I love talking about myself, actually. Could do it all day.”

Adler just keeps smirking, stuffing a strawberry into his mouth as he does. The younger rolls her eyes, because as much as she loved him, the man could seriously be a pain. “You don’t actually have to answer the question if you don’t want to. ” She adds, humor now absent from her voice as she quietly rearranges the bundle of wildflowers she had picked.

“I said it was fine, sweetheart. Don’t worry about it.” Russell tells her again, his voice calm and even as he continues to rub circles into her skin. There’s a brief pause, and suddenly the hand on her thigh stops moving. “Wait, do you want kids? Is this your way of asking?” He asks, his head suddenly shifting to level her with a steely gaze. Despite the presence of the aviators on his face, she can feel the intensity of his stare. The man’s demeanor had grown suddenly serious, alert even.

“No! I mean…kids are nice and all and I don’t mind them…but I’m not really dead set on having them.” She explains, her own hand darting to grasp Russell’s larger one. From one moment to the next, it had suddenly become her turn to offer reassurance. “In all honesty, I feel I’d quite rather do without them, really.” She returns the man’s heavy gaze with one of her own, both in search of his reaction and in the hopes of communicating her honesty. "I was just…curious.” She admits shyly.

It was the truth, she wasn’t one of those girls whose ultimate life goal was of being a housewife with the white picket fence, apple pies, and endless kids. There was nothing wrong with that ideal per say, but it wasn’t something she saw herself wanting.

The woman wasn’t really looking to make children a part of her life. If it happened, it happened, but she could go without them and feel just fine about it.

Russell, on his part, seemed relieved. Accepting her answer with a nod, his gaze moves towards the sky above as he gives her hand a short squeeze.

Then to her complete surprise, he decides to answer the question anyways. Sophie turns to look at the taller as he begins to speak, shifting to lay on her left side and face him as he leaned back on his hands.

“Well...there’s a lot of reasons, really. First, my job.” Adler then pauses to spare her a brief glance, as if to ensure she understood what he was attempting to convey. It was no secret that Russell was often away, leaving her for weeks and sometimes months on end. She was never allowed to have any hint of what he was doing or even where he was going, all that she could know was that his work was very important and very dangerous.

Sometimes she found herself sitting at home and just hoping he was still alive. Confirmation that he was okay only came when he either called her to say he was coming home (which was rare) or until he appeared out of the blue. It wasn’t a feeling she liked having, and a sentiment Russell hated subjecting her to.

It was just the way it was, the way it had to be. Their relationship would always come second to work, Adler had made that very clear from the start. She was either in or out, and he made sure that she knew the price that she would be paying in being with him.

Russell sighs, the exhale sounding deep and tired before he continues. “It would be unfair to do that to a kid, they wouldn’t understand why their dad was away all the time...And it would have been unfair to my ex, she would have had to essentially raise them all on her own.”

Sophie nods silently in understanding, the living scenario was on she had come to understand personally. The periods of absence would be difficult on both mother and child for various reasons, and it was good that the couple had weighed the risks.

“Some of the guys at work are okay with that, and have wives that were okay with that, but for us..?” He continues, voice even as he grasps one of the flowers she had stuffed into the picnic basket and begins rolling the stem between his thumb and pointer finger. “We didn’t want kids that bad. We were okay, just it being the two of us.”

“You both ended up going your separate ways, too. I could imagine if you had kids that would have been a nightmare.” She adds, a relatively astute observation but one that she felt was worth mentioning. They had made the right choice after all, it had seemed.

“God, I’m thankful we didn’t for that reason especially.” Russell replies with audible relief, thankful that children hadn’t been something to consider in their subsequent divorce.

There’s a moment of silence, and she thinks he’s finished speaking, especially seeing that he officially answered her question.

But then he sits up properly, clearing his throat before speaking once more. “And all these years later my feelings about it are the same and I don’t regret it.” He tells her, sounding confident and assured as he rips most of the stem away from the main portion of the flower with a powerful yank. “Even if I wanted them now, I’m a bit too old to be a dad. So that ship has long sailed.”

Sophie nods. Russell was a man of very few regrets, and his sense of judgement was one she had come to trust wholeheartedly. He turns to her, an arm reaching out to tuck a few locks of her hair out of the way before placing the remainder of the flower behind her ear.

The woman smiles so hard her cheeks ache. Russell Adler was a romantic, despite the fact he vehemently denies it. It was true and no one was going to believe her ever. “I don’t think you really missed out, everyone I know who has kids just complains about them.” She states, still smiling.

The taller’s chest rumbles with a chuckle. Having carefully maneuvering the food out of the way, he then wraps an arm around her shoulders, he pulls her down to lay at his side as she lets out a surprised squeak. “Have we been talking to the same people?” He asks.

“If one of them is named Jason Hudson, then yes.”

Russell laughs then, and it’s music to her ears.

#get into it yuh #anyways next chapter we got some DRAMAAAA #russell adler #russell adler x oc #russell adler fanfic #call of duty #call of duty fanfic #black ops cold war #bocw #black ops cold war fanfic #bocw fanfic #mine #my writing #all that remains #also if u see any errors...no u didnt

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