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worldlxvlys · 4 months

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can u make a fic a lot like this cola but instead of the reader using their safe word they just take it. i love love love your writing btw!! 💗

dress

chris sturniolo x reader

warnings: whewwww chile smut (don’t read if you don’t like), oral (fem receiving), semi-public sex, squirting, p in v

a/n: ok so this is based off of these texts, you can read if you want :)

this is the fic anon is referring to: cola

hope you enjoy <333

(reader texts= italics , chris texts= bold)

what would you do if i popped a tit?

what.

maybe i should give this guy next to me a peek

chris stood across the room, eyes on his phone. when he looked up, i glared at him, taking a hand off of my phone to toy with the strap of my dress.

stop.

maybe i should pull my dress up a little.

since, according to you, my ass is practically hanging out.

whats the difference anyway?

i moved my hand to my thigh, pushing my dress up slightly.

this shit isn’t funny.

i continued to glare at him from my seat on the barstool.

i’m not laughing.

i’m serious.

look at me.

he looked up from his phone for a brief moment. i titled my head at him, willing him to keep testing me.

does it look like i’m joking?

maybe i should spread my legs for him.

ask him to help me out.

as soon as he received that message, his head snapped up.

i moved my legs apart slightly, not enough to show anything, but enough to get the message across.

his jaw clenched.

you need to stop.

stop staring and do something about it then.

i raised my eyebrows at him, daring him to do something.

you asked for it ma.

by the time i finished reading his message and picking my head up, chris was already taking long strides towards me.

before i even realized what was happening, he had grabbed my arm and pulled me to the nearest empty hallway.

he pushed my hip against the wall, bringing his face so close to mine that ours noses bumped into each others.

“are you seriously that fucking desperate?” he asked, looking back and forth between my eyes.

“pop a tit.” he said.

my eyes widened, jaw falling open.

“what?” i asked, looking at him as though he was crazy.

“pop. a fucking. tit.” he growled at me.

“chris, anyone could walk by”

“you had no problems doing it for that random dude, let’s go pretty girl” i just blinked at him.

“unless you want me to bring you back to him. do you need an audience, princess?” he asked condescendingly.

without another word, i brought my hand up to the same strap i was playing with earlier, now pulling it down.

he didn’t waist a second in moving the fabric of the dress down, just below my tit.

he gave it a lick and blew on it, the cool air making it harden.

“better be quiet baby, the echoes in this hall travel pretty far” he said before pushing his face into my chest, licking and sucking on my nipple.

i gasped, trying to suppress the moans as his hands traveled to my thighs.

he pulled my dress up, revealing my thong.

“i was right, barely covered” he smirked at me.

my thong didn’t do a great job of collecting my wetness, as it was dripping down my leg.

“so fucking wet, baby. remind me again, who’s all this for?” he asked.

“you, chris”

“you sure ? what about that guy out there? you sure it’s not for him ?”

“no, chris, no it’s not. all for you, baby”

he tilted his head at me, mimicking my earlier actions.

“hmm, i guess we’ll see about that” he said as he moved my thong to the side, pushing a finger in me.

“fuck, chris” i sighed out, shakily. i held onto his shoulders as he continued to thrust his finger into me.

“you seemed pretty confident a little earlier on, what happened baby?” he asked cockily.

i felt my stomach start to tighten.

“you’re so fucking dirty. you like the thought of someone walking by, don’t you?”

he slapped my ass. “i asked you a fucking question”

“yes, yes, fuck chris. i love it” i moaned out.

“better learn to keep that volume down, baby. that mouth of yours is gonna get us in trouble” he said as he got down on his knees.

he looked at me expectantly.

“well? you said you were gonna spread those legs ma. open up” he said.

i obliged, moving my legs apart. he wasted no time in wrapping his legs around my thighs.

he licked my thigh, cleaning up my wetness before licking a stripe up my pussy.

my hips bucked up into his mouth.

“fuck chris” i moaned out, not caring about how loud i was.

he pushed my hips back into the wall, continuing to lap at my pussy.

“you wanted to tease me? let’s see how you like it” he took the thin strip of fabric that covered my pussy, moving it from side to side against my folds.

“fuck! chris, don’t tease” i whined out, needing more.

“i can’t tell you what to do, right? same rules apply with me” he said as he continued to play with the fabric of the cheeky underwear.

he pushed the fabric down, making it dig into my clit.

“oh my godddd” i whimpered, my head falling back into the wall behind me.

suddenly, he pushed his face into my pussy, fucking his tongue into me.

“ SHIT, CHRIS” i yelled, my hand weaving into his hair, gripping with all of my might.

he moaned into me, the vibrations adding to my pleasure.

he looked up at me, his gaze unfaltering and intense.

the piercing glare of his eyes coupled with the feeling of his hot tongue moving against my wet walls caused me to finish all over his face.

“shit chris” i sighed out, breathing heavily.

he pulled away from my pussy after licking my juices up.

he pushed me against the wall, again, pushing his hard dick against my thigh.

“you’re gonna be the death of me, ma. you gonna help me?” he asked, peppering my neck with kisses.

i nodded my head, too fucked out to realize he couldn’t even see me.

his kisses moved to my tits, starting to leave marks.

as he continued to mark me up, i reached down to his clothed cock, palming him.

“mmm, fuck” he mumbled into my skin.

i undid his zipper, reaching under the waistband of his boxers to stroke his member.

“shit, baby. love having your hand wrapped around me, feels so fucking good”

i pulled his pants and boxers down, just enough to free his throbbing cock.

without a word, he slid his dick through my folds, never actually pushing it in.

“fuck, chris” i moaned out, placing my head on his shoulder.

he pulled my thong down and placed his tip directly on my clit, rubbing himself on the bundle of nerves.

“c-chris, i-FUCK” i yelled out, still sensitive from my previous orgasm.

it wasn’t much longer before i came, embarrassingly fast, against him.

“that was pretty fast, baby. you must really like my dick”

“shut up” i said, without thinking.

he didn’t utter a word before lining up slamming into me.

“holy fuck! chris !” he hooked one of my legs around his waist, thrusting into me deeply.

“chris chris chris” i whined.

“so tight, ma. feel so good wrapped around me”

he continued to fuck me against the wall, watching the way my titties bounced with each snap of his hips.

“chris! chris! i’m gonna cum!” i barely even finished before my hips snapped up, and my cum coated his cock.

he groaned at the feeling of me dripping down his length, and continued to fuck me like there was no tomorrow.

“c-chris, i’m so sensitive “

“you know your safe word” he grunted out, continuing to pound into me.

he grabbed my ass, hoisting me up and continuing to fuck me into the wall.

the new angle allowed him to hit my g-spot, immediately sending me over the edge.

“oh- CHRIS” i yelled.

“i know, baby. i’m close” he moaned, rubbing my clit.

“fuck, chris” my hips started to twitch, my nails digging into his shoulders.

i clenched around him, pushing him to his orgasm as he filled me up.

“fuck chris” i moaned as the feeling of his cum in me triggered another orgasm.

he pulled himself out of me, watching our cum drip out.

“hmm, looks like i gotta clean you up” he said, barely giving me time to process his words before he was on his knees again.

he dove into my pussy, running his tongue through my folds.

“god, chris” i whined, my body still twitching from the aftershocks.

“taste so good, ma. could eat you all fucking day” he spoke into me, making me moan. he moved his tongue against me in every direction possible, shaking his head from left to right.

he slurped and sucked, entranced by the way my body reacted to him.

my moans and whimpers continued to fuel him on, even when he pulled another orgasm out of me.

“chrisssss. fuck, fuck, fuck” my voice was hoarse from all the yelling i was doing.

he worked me through my orgasm and continued on, rubbing my clit in circular motions.

“chris! j- slow down, fuck!” i yelled, almost squealing at this point.

his tongue never stopped, pushing me closer and closer to finishing.

i couldn’t keep the upper half of my body still, twitching and squirming as my eyes screwed shut.

my head fell forward, jaw hanging open as my vision began to blur from tears.

i couldn’t even make noise anymore.

he pulled one orgasm after another from me, the timing so close together that they faded into each other.

my hips shot forward, my juices shooting out of me before my body went limp.

chris removed his mouth and hand from me, kissing me on the cheek.

“did so good for me, baby” he whispered.

“sorry, but if you thought that would encourage me not to wear this dress again, you’re dead wrong”

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thegnomelord · 5 months

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#32 with dombot!Alejandro, subbot!Rudy, and domtop!m!reader. reader find out Alejandro and Rudy made anonymous porn together before committing to the military

Sure thing dude, this got a bit of drama but it's mostly porn lol. I'm going to be taking reqs until 23:59 of December 1st so ya'll still have +- a day to request one of the remaining prompts. Play the game HERE

Prompt: Finding their OnlyFans account

CW: NSFW, reassuring sex(is that even a thing?), porn videos, riding, oral, cum eating. I wrote Spanish in italics.

The asses match.

Their asses match— is the only thing rolling in your skull, every other thought consumed by the high pitched moans ringing in your ears, your eyes focused not on the three masked sweaty bodies writhing against each other in coital bliss, but on a birthmark on one of their asses.

The same birthmark Alejandro has.

When some random dude texted you 'how does used pussy feel like? They're never going to forget me.' you thought it was a case of the mixed number. But then the guy sent you a series of porn videos and you would have ignored them besides having a chuckle at the shit titles- 'Latino twinks tamed by big cock' -had you not caught sight of a young guy with Alejandro's birthmark riding a cock in the thumbnail.

You ended clicking on the video. You shouldn't have.

One video lead you down a rabbit hole and it was like being a bystander at a car crash- a sort of morbid curiosity keeping you looking but unable to move your body. With their faces covered you couldn't tell their exact ages, but they looked young— no tattoos your fingers would absentmindedly trace, no scars you'd kiss, bodies still lean and soft.

You knew they had a life before you, you had no problem coming into their relationship nor did you think less of them... but it was still jarring at just how enthusiastic they were; legs shaking more than you could ever make them, riding the man and begging for 'more, more, more' like trained porn stars, moans loud and whiny like all the sense was fucked out of their heads, screaming out his name and clutching the bed for dear life.

The more you watch, the more you start comparing yourself with the guy in the videos, insecurity taking little nibbles on your mind for every difference you notice. You feel stupid for feeling this way, but your rational mind feels like it's being pushed through a shredder and you can't stop think—

Rudy's hand settles on your shoulder, rough but warm, and you jump out of your skin, leaping to your feet, eyes wide and phone clutched close to your chest like you'd just got caught looking at boobs in school.

"My life?" Rudy asks, confusion obvious on his face as his hand stays hovering in the air, once inviting but now reminding you of a hangman's noose. "Are you alright?" He asks.

"Yes!" You snap out on instinct, voice so rough and hard it makes him flinch back. You immediately back off, looking down with shame sitting like a boulder in your chest. "...no, I'm not."

You feel him close the distance, his calloused hands warm and gentle against your cheeks as he tilts your head to place a soft kiss on your lips before making you look at him. "Love, talk to me." He says, soft but firm.

"I...uh-" You shuffle your feet like a child, shoving your phone to him. "-this guy sent me this and... and I know it's you and Ale."

Rudy's eyes widen then narrow, face hard like he's facing off against a narco. He mutters something in Spanish that's too harsh and fast for you to fully understand, but you do catch a "-fucking bastard-" in the middle of it. Then he sighs, reaching down to tug you on sleeve, "Come here, my life."

He doesn't give you time to argue as he pulls you to the living room where Ale's watching football. "Hey, the match is starting, where have you two been?" He asks, but the second he looks at Rudy he's turning the TV off and you're left feeling like a kid at the principal's office while they quickly talk in Spanish.

"Alright," Alejandro breathes out, both of them turning their attention to you. "We may have filmed some pornos before we joined the military." He says, rubbing the back of his neck. "That motherfucker that texted you was a guy we'd collab with frequently."

You nod your head, indicating them to keep talking because your own voice fails you. They explain how the guy got too annoying to deal with, feeling entitled to their time and attention and wouldn't leave them alone when they dropped him. He hassles them once in a while.

Once they're done explaining it you stand there, gnawing on your lip, thoughts swirling in your head. Rudy comes closer to you, placing a hand on the back of your neck and your body leans into him like he's a spit of land in a raging ocean. "What are you thinking?"

"I don't know." It's the best way you can explain the strange combination of emotions and thoughts, the only way.

"If it helps," Alejandro sides up to you, one hand brushing your cheek, "He wasn't the best at sex."

"He was shit." Rudy says simply. "Made us swear off opening the relationship for a while."

A snort of laughter leaps out of your throat, "How bad do you have to be to get you two to swear off it?" You ask,

"He'd jackhammer me like a bull and wouldn't take instructions." Rudy says point blank.

"That's blunt." Another chortle escapes you, the two joining you and it feels good to break the tense atmosphere, like clearing the stagnant water of a pond.

"It's the truth," Alejandro adds, "Couldn't tell you how often we had to fake it." He comes closer to grab and squeeze your hand, rubbing the back of it with his thumb.

That makes your brows furrow, and you hate for showing how insecure you are but you can't help ask: "And with me? Do you-" They silence your voice and worry with a barrage of kisses, on your cheeks, your eyelids, brows, nose, and everything between, until you're responding in kind and you're all giggling like kids.

"How about we show you?" Alejandro suggests, smooth saccharine voice making Rudy's eyes darken and your heartbeat pick up. "Yes, my loves?"

You're distracted with hot kisses and firm touches to notice how you end up in the bedroom, only becoming aware of them takes a piece of clothing off along the way when you're sucking a hickey on a new piece of their bodies or when their lips are on yours, teeth nipping at your throat to suck matching hickeys on either sides of your neck while you fiddle with their belts.

You tumble into the wide bed, a mess of limbs that acted in sync like one living creature, your motions slow and firm and real as you slowly stretched out Rudy, your fingers slick with abundant lube and drawing soft, pleased sounds that Rudy moaned against Ale's hard cock. "You look so good, my loves." Alejandro breaths out, braced against the headboard and a pillow under his hips to give Rudy access to his hole.

"So good for me," You hum, insistently rubbing Ruby's prostate with your fingers and stroking his hard cock, your mind getting drunk off the way he tilts his hips into your hand and sighs, his tongue eagerly flicking around Alejandro's rim, letting himself be moved by Ale's hand in his hair to where Ale wants him. "You're squeezing so well around me." You kiss the swell of his ass, getting Rudy to squeeze harder around your fingers to prove your point.

Sliding your cock into Rudy until your balls rest against his makes all of you groan, spreading his walls open so well he moans into Ale's ass. You drape your body over Rudy's pinning him down like you know he loves, your eyes meeting Alejandro's as you pump your cock into Rudy's spasming walls, milking drops of pre with every thrust that has your cock bashing against his prostate.

"Go on, make our sky cum." Ale grins, roughly fisting his cock, mind swimming with pleasure from Rudy's tongue playing at his rim and the sight of you two so disheveled, flushed with heat and eyes hazy. It's his favorite part of sex— getting to see you and Rudy succumb to pleasure, freely giving as much as you take.

You nod, increasing your pace, balls slapping against his and hitting his special spot with the precision of a marksman, bullying your cock inside him until he's whining and moaning your name against Ale's skin, not as loud as he was in the porn video but much more real, body and soul bared to take what you give and you give and give and give until you push him over the edge, his cock twitching in your hand and spewing seed on the sheets, pulling you down with him and you don't attempt to pull out, shoving yourself balls deep and flooding his belly with your cum.

You breathe to catch your breath before reaching over to help Alejandro cum too, but he bats your hand away. "No, no, no, I have another idea." He grins, the confident lust in his eyes making you harden up in an instant and you know the second Rudy notices it when he clenches around you, his walls giving a wet creamy 'squelch' around you. "Can you two keep up?"

You let Ale push you onto your back, supporting Rudy's hips and uncaring of your cum dripping down on your face as you swiftly pull him down to sit on your face, tongue darting out to eat him out. "Oh fuck- my love-" Rudy groans and unashamedly grinds his hips into your mouth, your tongue delving deep to scoop out your cum, swallowing it without complaint just to feel his walls quiver pitifully around your tongue.

"So good for us." Ale's quick to kiss him, straddling your hips, holding you by the base as he slinks down, hissing against Rudy's mouth at the burning stretch. He relishes the stretch, the feeling of having his body yield to yours, but more importantly he relishes how perceptive you are even when smothered in Rudy's perfect ass, bucking your hips into Ale's when he tries to rise up so you nail his prostate.

"Fuck-" Rudy whines, switching between your and Ale's names, hands roaming every inch of both of your skin while you continue to eat him out, making him spasm and twitch with overstimulation, his heart flutter at how eagerly you pleasure him, his cheeks and ears burning from just how wet you sound underneath him, your throat and jaw wet with spit and cum.

Alejandro sets a hard pace, hands bracing against your stomach to give him perfect balance to rise his hips until your tip's kissing his pulsing entrance and then dropping down, grounding out a rough "Yes, there-" when you buck your hips up to meet him halfway.

You float in bliss, your brain melting through your cock and skull pleasantly empty of everything other than them, though that might be because of slowly depleting oxygen, but you'd be happy to die like this if it made Rudy moan like he's doing now. Ale's tight heat makes you groan, feeling both of them flutter and clench around you, feeding the burning heat in your belly and fuck you're approaching your peak quickly.

You don't know who cums first but it triggers a chain reaction, liquid pleasure rushing like a heatwave through your veins until you're shooting your cum deep into Alejandro's spasming walls that milk you until you've deposited your last drop inside him.

You're all so exhausted you end up leaving washing up for morning, pulling the two men close to you. Rudy's already conked out and sleeping on your chest, lightly drooling.

"Adorable." Alejandro lazily runs his fingers through Rudy's hair, draped over your body, and you see his eyes are starting to droop just like yours.

"I love you." You say in Spanish, your heart doing a fluttering beat at the way Alejandro grins and nuzzles his head into your neck, laying a soft kiss between the numerous bruises they've left.

"I love you too. Both of you." That's the last thing you hear before you fall asleep...

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luv4georgie · 1 month

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“does he make you laugh?”

ex!Charles Leclerc x ex!reader

in which formula one star, Charles Leclerc and his ex, Y/n Y/l/n, visit each other to try and resolve their break-up after months of no contact but little does Charles know, she has already moved on.

based of off that one tiktok sound… “does he make you laugh?” “he doesn’t make me cry.”

warning: angst, toxic!Charlie (kinda), shouting, implied cheating, toxic relationships, moving on (it hurts so much), swearing, flashbacks are in bold italics

“but how we moved from A to B? it can’t be up to me”

i was strolling along the sunny streets of Monaco with my boyfriend, Matt. we had gone there on vacation, although i told him it wouldn’t be a good idea, he still took me. we had fun anyways. he rented out a small house in Monte Carlo. it had a beautiful back-garden with a pool. a wonderful little kitchen, a cosy living room and one bedroom with a double bed. however the house was extremely close to a certain someone i tried to forget.

“but Charles you don’t fucking get it!” i shouted from across the kitchen. “what do you mean i don’t fucking get it?! you went out, without my permission, and got shit-faced drunk without even telling me!” my boyfriend, Charles, shouted back at me. tears were streaming down my face at this point, due to the amount of him screaming at me. and if i was going to be fully honest i wasn’t even “shit-faced” drunk, i had about 3 or 4 drinks with my friends and i was on my merry way back home to him. it was a rainy night, fair enough, but i still called him to pick me up. he probably wasn’t doing anything anyway. probably just sitting there on his arse watching TV. i was scared and upset. yeah, he shouted at me sometimes, but never like this. never. never this loud. never this aggressive. but this time it was exactly those things.

me and Matt had just walked out of a shop and went back to the small air bnb. as soon as he got in he flopped on the bed and, right as his head hit the pillow, he was out. i was hungry so i went into the little kitchen and opened the fridge, to which i found myself staring at a half-full milk carton and a banana. i ran upstairs, into the bedroom and shook Matt carefully. “i’m gonna get some food babe, i’ll be back soon” i whispered into his ear. he just hummed. i kissed his cheek and was off.

hour time skip…

as i turned the corner of one of the food aisles in the small shop i bumped into a rather hard chest. “jesus, sorry” the Monegasque accented voice said. oh shit, i could recognise that voice anywhere. i looked up already on the brink of crying. “oh, Y/n” the person, Charles, smiled. “hi” he said, almost breathlessly. “hi” i responded. and about 15 minutes later, we found ourselves sat across from each-other in a small café. “so,” he started. “how’s it going with you and… uh… Matt? is it?” he finished. “good” i replied dryly. he just let out a breathy chuckle. i looked up at him without moving my head, as i was staring down at the coffee in-front of me. “why are you in Monaco?” he asked. “he wanted to go on a little holiday for summer break, why are you in Monaco?” i copied. “summer break” a laugh escaped his lips.

“i don’t know what the fuck is wrong with you… but it’s something.” “oh please Charles, don’t act like you don’t go out every night and rail some random blondie you met in a club” Charles scoffed. “you don’t know what the fuck your talking about.” “come on Charles. i know exactly what i’m talking about… i mean, jesus, isn’t it obvious, you’re so desperate” i had it with Charles. i got drunk and kissed a guy. just to feel something again. he hadn’t touched me in weeks, months even. and if anything, i was the desperate one. i wanted to be touched so bad. i was practically touch starved. and it hurt.

i don’t know why Charles was being so nice now. he never was back then. and i don’t know why the first thing he asked when we sat down was about Matt. he better not had been fucking jealous or i would have to rip his head off of his fucking shou- “you seem so sad Y/n” yeah. no shit sherlock. “does he treat you right?” better than you ever did. “does he make you laugh?” he said. i actually had the courage to answer this question. “he doesn’t make me cry.” i responded. his eyebrows dropped and his eyes welled up with tears. why was he fucking crying? his bottom lip wobbled and he frowned. then tears fell. he had no right to be crying. he made me feel like shit every single second i was with him. but i stayed. because i loved him.

oh how love hurts. sorry for not posting that Lando shit yet guys i’m still thinkin’. but anyways hope you guys enjoyed this lil fic. cya mi cariños!!!

#f1 #f1 x reader imagines #spotify #lando norris #lando norris fluff #lando norris x reader #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #nolan hansen #cl16

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the-forgotten-jack · 5 months

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oh look, a picrew chain

link

uhhhhh...

tags: @panda-of-the-trash @karineverse @hiro-doodlez @italic-does-random-shit @inka-boi @fandomsoda @wishtale-blogs @justanidiotartist

#a god's bullshit #oh look i'm being stupid again #look man. i'm bored as hell and this is a fun way to “hang out” kinda with my moots.

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karineverse · 5 months

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IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

Kane's Christmas design is ready and here!! Hope you enjoy it!!!!!!

Thank you @italic-does-random-shit for the joke.

So, Kane's xmas design was a little rushed yet made with love (and some anxiety but we don't talk about it)

Some details about his design:

•His hat can show emotion.

•He wears those socks you put on the wall.

•He decored his tail with xmas lights because those are pretty.

• candy cane tail!!.

•And also this:

•Also his sweater has no sleeves because it's supposed to show (at least a little bit) that it's summer for him bc he's brazilian and shit.

I'm obviously going to make a lot of Canon x Self-insert here and I'll have lot of fun :]

He kinda just came to the party because someone told him Ink was going to be there, and now all he's doing is walking behind Ink wherever he goes. He's trying to get his attention and failing miserably-

Can I draw him?

Ofc you can, and if you do please tag me I'll love to see it :]]]]

Well, he's just silly Christmas themed persona. That's all.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

#christmas #xmas #utmv oc #undertale au #utmv #kv art #utmv kane #christmas oc #xmas party #xpau

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switchthedragon · 6 days

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You bake these muffins with the first character that comes up in your camera roll

How does it go?

I’ll go first:

Ok these muffins gonna be fuckin delicious-

@mellybabbles @swiftmitsu @largefound @italic-doing-random-shit @inka-boi @thatidiotutartist @justanidiotartist @tuxibirdie @safwunnz @masked-artist-xp

#switchthedragon #switch the dragon #switch rambles #tag game

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swampbrick · 6 months

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Y’all have waited so patiently for me to get my shit together and format this post, and for that, I thank y’all endlessly (for not calling me out on my avoidant personality and procrastination xoxo)

Without further ado, I give you…

Swamp’s GhostSoap Recs

PART TWO

(electric boogaloo)

My qualifications to make this post are that I’m neurodivergent and have read over half the damn archive at this point.

If you see your fic featured here and don't want it included in a rec post, just shoot me a dm! Will remove any from the list without question or complaint at the author's request.

Notes: I tried to sort some of them out into some broader categories for easier perusal, however, some fics might touch more than one of these topics. I went with whichever category was the MOST relevant in regard to the fic's content. Fics in italics are under 10K words. Stuff involving religious guilt and heavy religious undertones are marked in orange. Some fics are privated by the author- in that case the link might not work for you if you’re on mobile, so just look it up by author and title once you’re logged into your AO3 account. Happy reading!

Random Fics I Enjoyed and Can't Sort Into Broad Categories

The Wedding Lt. by SomnolentPavana

Like Watching Paint Dry by Grangers_apprentice

Mission Briefs by BleedingTypewriter

Don't be Scared by the Starting Gun by Suliana

Afraid (of Changing) by EmpressCirque

HALO by Cryypticchaotic

Tough Love by The_neurodivergent_nerd

Smooth Sailing on Choppy Water by coderaven

Poison Apple by surveycorpsjean

Punch Drunk by Drolly

Tesco's Finest by Vanemis

If You Don't Stop, I'll End up Believing You by Hochseeperle

Assorted AUs

like the dust (that hides the glow) by ArcadeGhostAdventurer [soulmates]

In My Time of Need by WhisperedWords12 [omegaverse]

lotus flower by exavibus [tattoo artist x florist]

Damaged Goods by Red_Clegane [lawyer x prostitute]

Safety Hazard by Red_Clegane [president's son x secret service]

On Leave

No Reqiuem by ice_hot_13

set your teeth against my throat (give me something pretty to wear beneath my blood-stained clothes) by aetherealmoss

let these hills absolve me by flowersferns (THE SHEERP FARMING FIC SOBBING CRYING)

solemn prayer, poppy in my hair by congee4lunch

A Scottish Bastard's Smile by SnarlingGherkin

The Fairtytale of Manchester by MildLimerence

Injury and/or Discharge

all that's said in the low light by headlocket (my favorite fic of all time actually if you haven't seen my 9000 other posts saying so)

My frozen heart (would melt just for you) by Red_Clegane

Clue by Wispscribbles

I Woke Up Underground by WispScribbles

Vicissitude by crows_and_curses

Yours Sincerely by LeoDoesGames

i'm a fire and i'll keep your brittle heart warm by marviless

Affirmative, Sir by Wixiany

To Drive a Man to Madness by Crypticchaotic

This Is (Mostly) P0rn

After Dark by Sylencia (THE BDSM CLUB FIC WOOF WOOF)

If I ever saw you try to be a saint (I'd be appalled) by Xalethar

Chicago Whiskey by Serpentwyne

Make Me Bad by Serpentwyne

gimme just a little bit (more) by applepieces [09!ghostsoap]

Promise Ring by LXVERSOFFENSE

Want It All by TuxedoHummingbird

A Fool's Gambit by MildLimerence

tame me by MikaelLo

the human condition by bilbhoebangins

All the Sins You Never Had the Courage to Commit by mothbeast

The Worthy Vessel by MildLimerence

Hotline by MildLimerence

Bonus Fic!

Here's a Gaz Centric, Poly141 fic that has ghostsoap in it but does not focus on it heavily enough to go in one of the other categories. This is Kyle's time to shine.

Hand Around My Heart by Grangers_apprentice

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mellybabbles · 5 months

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Random tag game!

Tag as many mutuals/people as you want! No pressure Spotify users, how many hours on spotify wrapped this year: Favorite smell: Any kind of meals you can make?: Favorite kind of cereal?: You ever broken a piece of furniture? What's the story if so?: If you got a guinness world record, what would it be?: Know how to ride a bike?: Outfit/attire style in the house?: Outfit/attire style in public?: Comfort characters!!: 3 items that would describe you best: Tags: @largefound @italic-does-random-shit @rushin-safire @wishtale-blogs @c00kietin @sleepyystarchild @ideaarts @flooffydergen @iamunabletothinkofablogname @crazed-rambler @godofautism @still-got-no-idea get pinged bozos (no pressure) oh and anyone else who wants to join in is free to!

#melly's silly talks #tag game #tagging game

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justakat · 6 months

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Happy thanksgiving!!

I am thankful for all of y’all. I really mean it.

@leetwiggysticks @trasho-pando2011 @hourpaint @sproutboiiii @teehee-cat-weeb @micc0ro @youracecard @sobredunia @sin-content @sins-lil-blog @artistoons-blog-thing @italic-does-random-shit and everybody else

Three years ago I came here looking for something new since I had nothing else better to do. I also didn’t feel good so when I started talking with all of you it helped me so stay motivated and keep my mind away from all those bad stuff. There’s people that left tumblr but I hope that one day they get to see that they really helped me feel a lot better. Every nice comment that all of you give me just really motivates me to draw more.

I hope we get to talk even more!

I love you guys so much I just wanna give every each of you a fat juicy kiss. 😌

#happy thanksgiving #ilysm

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fandomsoda · 7 months

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Discord what does this even mean, I’m using an iPad, I can’t change my graphics card, and I wasn’t screen sharing, what do you mean

Every time I try to load a chat or server it does this now, and if it doesn’t, I still can’t interact or send messages. I don’t know what to do. Upon launch it also doesn’t show me notifications, it starts me on “add friend” instead of “online”, and just- it’s like it’s not retaining any information.

but it’s still loading the stuff that’s being sent because I can see that it’s there, it’s just not working

@inka-boi, @italic-does-random-shit @karineverse @remnants-of-a-fallen-god @clown-beliving-evry1 everyone please bear with me and if anything important happens please come tell me over here, I don’t know what’s going on, can’t find any info on this issue

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the-forgotten-jack · 8 months

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uh.... picrew chain? idk, do whatever ig

hang on, lemme edit this and turn it into a tag game or something-

@italic-does-random-shit @justacringeartist @unknownarmageddon @psycho-chair @flooffydergen @panda-of-the-trash

sure that's enough people to bother with this.

the one i did under the cut ^^'

actually made myself look cute, heheh ^^'

#skeletal's shenanigans #reblog game or something. idk #picrew chain

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mackeydoodledoo · 1 year

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Burning Sun: Chapter 13

Pairing: Rosalie Hale x (Fem!)Reader

Summary: You've seen her in the school halls, the cafeteria, anywhere really. You, for the longest time, hoped... Wanted to be noticed by Rosalie Hale. However, you give up when you realize it was getting you nowhere... Throughout high school and just some time after the high school years, Rosalie’s true feelings come to fruition.

Chapter Warnings: Slow-Burn Romance

Chapter Theme: The World is Ugly - My Chemical Romance

Key: Italics = Thought, +*+ = Time Skip

A/n: None

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*Y/n's POV* You toss your head over the back of the chair, sighing in relief, rubbing your temples...

Fall semester is done...

Feeling the relief of Finals being over with, you were able to finally begin your winter break.

However, a frantic knock at your door sends you almost toppling over your chair.

"Y/n?" A familiar voice calls you from the other side of the door

Your legs spring your upper body right out of the chair as you hastily walk right up to the door.

"Rosalie?" You call out, just as you were opening the door

Your suspicions were confirmed as the blonde stands before you.

"My family needs your help," She blurts

"How soon?" You ask

"Now-soon," She answers

Before you tell her to give you time to pack, she does it all for you in the blink of an eye. You rush to grab the nearest (and warmest) jacket and throw on some winter shoes as you lock up your place and follow close behind her.

"Care to give some context?" You ask

"I will once we hit the road," She says, throwing your suitcase in the trunk of her car

She didn't waste any time getting into the driver's seat as you still straggle behind with getting into the passenger seat.

You were expecting Rosalie to drive off as soon as you got into the car, not giving you time to buckle in.

"Okay, at one point you were rushing to get me out of my place but now you just stopped... What's the ma-"

Before you could finish your question, Rosalie leaps her torso across the gear shift console and crashes her lips against yours, arms resting heavily on your shoulders and hands pulling at your brunette strands.

"Sorry, it's just... I've missed you," She confesses

"I've... I've missed you too," You pant for air

She smiles as she tries to pull away to begin driving. However, you hold her in place by her waist.

“So much,” You add

“Me too... But about you,” She replies

+*+

You don't pull up to the Cullens estate like you expected... Just some random house in the woods....

"Hey wait I thought we were heading to your place," You say, turning to look at her

"My place is full of vampires," She says, "None of them drink animal blood like my family. Imagine one single human could do in a room full of us..."

"Ahh..." You sigh

You get out of the car and proceed to follow Rosalie into the house.

"Carlisle made sure to have the fridge and pantry stocked for you in your stay," Rosalie explains

You follow her into the main bedroom as she puts your suitcase down next to the bed.

"How long have you had this place??" You ask

It was absolutely luxurious... Too luxurious to be considered a cabin but not enough to be like a mansion.

"Built it a week ago," She answers

"For what reason besides harboring a human in... Whatever it is you brought me back home for," You say

"Shit..." She sighs

She seats you down beside her at the edge of the bed.

*Rosalie's POV* "The Volturi are coming for us," You sum up the situation

"What? Why?" Y/n asks

"After Bella married Edward she got pregnant..." You continue

"A vampire mating withh a human and she got pregnant?" She asks, "I thought you said it wasn't possible."

"That's what we all thought," You say, "Anyway, Bella gave birth to her daughter ‘Rensesmee’ about a month ago and one of our cousins saw her and she thinks that she is an immortal child."

"An immortal child?" She asks, "Isn't that when a child is a full-?"

You nod.

"But here's the thing, Renesmee isn't an immortal," You add, "We've watched her grow every day. She's half Immortal, half Mortal."

"Okay, so Higher-up vampires want this coven dead for harboring what they believe is an 'immortal child'?" Y/n recaps

You nod again.

"Sooo... Where do I come in on this?" She asks

"These last several weeks we've been gathering witnesses," You explain, "Remesmee has been showing everyone her memories, so far all of them are on our side. So she's going to show you, so that you would be on our side too."

Y/n only looks at you, no words spoken...

"I know it's a stretch but..." You look down in shame, "But, please... I can't lose this family and..."

You felt the weight next to you lift off of the bed but Y/n's presence remains in your proximity. You look up off the floor per Y/n's hand gesture to look at her.

"She doesn't have to show me," She says

You look down at her, confused.

"She can show me anything she wants but it doesn't change that no matter what I see, I'm always going to be on your side." She says

If you had a heartbeat, it'd be beating right out of your chest right now. Your forearms rest on her shoulders as you lean forward; kissing her.

+*+

You brought Renesmee to visit Y/n whilst she was staying in the guest house. It never occurred to you how Y/n is with kids, however, her developing relationship with Renesmee answered the question for you.

+*+

One day before you had to depart from Y/n to hold a trial against the volturi... However, Carlisle gave you permission to spend the night with Y/n.

You walk into the secluded house as music blares from the kitchen. You watch her as she cooks a meal for herself.

“AGH!” She yelps, “Damn oil...”

“I could feel that heat from here,” You joke, waltzing over to hug her from behind

“How else am I supposed to be cooking?” She asks

“You have to let it boil and then simmer the heat down,” You chuckle

“I did do that,” She sighs, “The oil certainly hasn't calmed down in the slightest...”

“Here... Let me then,” You smile, taking the spoon from her

You feel Y/n wrap her arms around your hipline and rest her chin on your shoulder: watching you finish her meal.

“Speaking of feeding, spent’ you supposed to be hunting?” She asks, “Isn’t that how you vampires gain energy and power?”

“Well, it’s difficult to try and feed vampires that solely drink human blood Y/n,” You explain

“Right right...” She sighs, “So... When are we going to face off with the Volturi?”

You stop stirring whatever was in the pan. Your smile drops as you prop the spoon at the edge of the pan.

“Who’s ‘we’?” You ask, “You’re not coming.”

*Y/n's POV* "Wait, what do you mean I'm not coming?" You ask, "I thought you were all going to bring your witnesses, regardless if they were superhuman or not."

"The volturi are dangerous, especially to humans," Rosalie says

"But I can't let you die either," You sigh

"I've dealt with worse," She says

"Is that supposed to make me feel better?!" You ask, beginning to pace around her

"Yes?" She asks

"Well, keep trying," You sigh, "Because you know how significant others are..."

"Y/n... I don't know how significant others are..." She says

"Oh... Right," You say, "They become protective

"Why do you care so much about my safety Y/n?" She asks, "I'm a vampire."

"I care so much about you because I love you Rosalie!" You finally bring yourself to say

*Rosalie's POV* A gasp leaves your mouth as she advances upon you slowly. One hand rests on your waist while the other caresses your cheek.

Her eyes glisten with tears in the low lighting. With every breath she took, she leaned closer, lowering her head closer to yours.

"You... Love... Me?" Was all you could muster out

"Of course I do Rosalie," She says, "I have... For a very long time..."

"B-But all of those times we've-?..." You ask

"Even those times Rose... I may be a stubborn bitch, but I've never stopped loving you," She says

Your feet stand on their toes to elevate your upper body. Your arms latching on the back of her neck, fingers tangling themselves into her hair.

"I've never stopped loving you too," You confess, "Even if you left Forks to get away from me..."

You take a step forward as she takes one back; the back of her leg bumping into the bed as you take a few more steps against her, making her sit at the edge of the bed.

"Horny are we?" She chuckles

"I'm just simply trying to spend as much time with my girlfriend as much as possible before tomorrow," You say, “There is... One thing I want... From you..”

“Which is?” She asks

“After Bella and Edward left for their Honeymoon and... You and I...” You hint

Her eyes read you easy.

"You’re absolutely romantically hopeless...” She chuckles

“Calm down, at least I can control my blood thirst,” You smile

+*+

You saw the sun beginning to rise as you lay in bed with Y/n, getting every single second in with her before leaving, continuing to wonder if you were going to make it home alive. To Y/n.

*Y/n’s POV* As you open your eyes to shut your phone alarm off, you were about to greet Rosalie. But, woke up to an empty bed.

Guess she headed out...

+*+

You sigh as you sit at the table... Alone..

"aaAAHHH!!" You yell in annoyance

You hope out of the chair and begin pacing around the kitchen, trying to find a way to no longer bore yourself.

I’m human... Renesmee’s been around me for awhile... She won’t a be a danger to humans...

“Renesmee won’t be a danger to humans,” You repeat your thought

You grab your jacket and open the door to the garage: a jeep wrangler sitting in the cold space.

I can prove it to them....

*Rosalie’s POV* You hold one of your Denali cousins back as everyone else attempts to calm Kate and Tanya.

“Tanya this is exactly what they wanted to happen,” Edward explains to one of the blondes, “If you attack now we all die.”

“You can see there is no danger here,” Carlisle continues to try and reason with him

“You are correct, but, does it then follow?” He asks, “Will she be able to conceal her vampire identity from the human world?”

“She won’t be a danger to humans!” A voice yells

All red and amber eyes turn to look at you.

That voice...

You instantly turn around and immediately vampire run

“Why is there a human among us?!” Caius turns to his brothers

“Carlisle, you do understand the rules,” Aro looks at the male, older blonde vampire

You press your hands against Y/n’s arms, trying to prevent her from advancing further.

“Y/n, I told you not to come,” You growl, in a panicked state

“I couldn’t stay,” You mumble to her

“My my Rosalie, it seems that you have found yourself attracted to this... Human...” Aro says, “You know the rules of humans knowing our existence.”

“I found out on my own,” You say, “No one told me anything. Even after I found out. I kept it a secret from my human friends.”

“Lies!” Caius objects

Aro holds his hand up in the direction of his blonde brethren.

“I will collect every facet of the truth,” He says

He holds his hand out, “Come, human.”

*Y/n’s POV* You brush past Rosalie as she follows close behind you, interlacing her fingers within yours.

Once you come face to face with the Volturi, you slowly raise your hand to him; taking your hand. You watch him tilt his head to the sky in awe, watching your memories relay through his internal eyes.

“It’s true,” He says, “The first human to know of our existence, not even once she had exposed our secret to one of her human friends and not once had she felt afraid of the half mortal, half immortal. In the process, falls in love with one of our own.”

He lets go of your hand.

“You do know that your mate will die eventually,” Marcus looks to your blonde lover

“The date is set for me to turn,” You add

Though it wasn't officially set, you just hoped the the vampires will buy it enough for you to live.

In the moment, you were afraid to die. But, you were the only human brought into becoming a witness to Rensemee’s innocence. You were going to put that into play.

“This human is utterly devoted to this young vampire,” Marcus explains, “Willing to die protecting her as a human...”

Aro turns to look at you; stoic face; but your expression said it all for them. Marcus especially.

“As long as this young human continues with her plan to be turned and continue keeping our existence a secret, there is no problem with this one,” Aro concludes, “There is no threat here. This human, living peacefully among the hybrid, and vampires.”

Still having your fingers intertwined with hers, you felt Rosalie tug at it as the both of you begin walking back towards her family.

“I believe we are done here,” Aro turns to his coven, “There is no trouble and no crimes committed.”

As all of the Volturi and their witnesses depart, Aro turns to gaze at you from afar.

“A brave soul you are...” He smiles

As soon as you watched him run off to catch up with his coven, you let out a sigh of relief.

“Thank you Y/n,” Carlisle turns to you, “That was very brave of you to come.”

“I didn’t necessarily feel helpful being cooped up in my temporary home,” You sigh

+*+

You spent the remaining week of your winter break with Rosalie. You were beginning to pack away your things to head back to college.

“You could have died,” Rosalie says from the doorway

You turn around and chuckle at her comment.

“But, I didn’t,” You add

“Imagine it went south,” Rosalie continues to try and argue

“But, it didn’t,” You conclude again

“God you’re so stubborn!” Rosalie growls in annoyance, “They could have eaten you alive... Right in front of me...”

“But... They didn’t,” You say, “That one vampire guy that looked like he just wanted to be done with his life... I could read his tired eyes...”

“They could have used that to our disadvantage,” She says

“But they didn’t,” You say

You wince in pain when you felt her fist connect to your arm.

“Answer me like that one more time I’m going to end you,” Rosalie ‘threatens’ you

“Then end me right here, right now,” You flirt, “You know you want to.”

You whisper against the back of her ear as you attempt to get Rosalie to turn you way earlier.

But, like Edward, she wanted to stay true to her word to wait until you have graduated from college.

“You know we have both agreed to let you live as a human first,” She says, turning to face you, “Then you and me... Talk about turning you.”

“Fine...” You groan

“But... In the mean time...” Rosalie smiles, getting into your lap

She gently grasps your hand into her cold ones and brings a finger close to her mouth.

“You got one the night before you left,” You sigh

“It was a long day and I deserve a small dose,” Rosalie argues

“You’re insatiable,” You sigh, still trying to protest to have her wait before you go back to college

“For you,” She flirts, slowly bringing your finger close to one of her sharp teeth

the familiar stinging pain comes back as your warm blood seeps from the skin break in the palm of your finger.

+*+

You decided to head back to Seattle a day early, that way you wouldn’t be back at college around 4am when you have an 8am... As Rosalie props down your suitcase, you were about to grab at it before Rosalie drags it back.

"What's the matter?" You ask

"You and me, a date night before I go back," Rosalie says

“Oh, okay,” You reply

The both of you follow out to her red convertible as you lock your car.

“Where are we going?” you ask

“That’s for me to know, and for you to find out,” She smiles, beginning to drive

You realize how hard she had stepped on the gas. Before you could even buckle in, you nearly fall into the center console. You could hear Rosalie let out a laugh as she drives through the roads into town.

“I hope this does’t run until three in the morning Rose,” You readjust yourself into the seat

“I can assure you that you’ll be on the road before midnight,” She reassures you

Not sure if that’s reassuring enough...

However, the both of you pull up to the diner.

“Hungry?” She asks

“Like there's no tomorrow,” You get out of the car

Rosalie follows behind you as you enter the diner.

“Y/n!” The waitress behind the. counter smiles, “It's been awhile!”

“Too long, I miss diner food,” You seat yourself at a two-person table, “No other place in Seattle hits as much as here does.”

+*+

After grabbing a bite to eat, She brings you to the edge of town that would bring you to a beach.

“Close your eyes,” Rosalie covers your eyes

“They’re closed,” You say

“Promise?” She asks

“I promise,” You chuckle

You wait for a moment before Rosalie opens the car door and lets you out but outs her hands back over your eyes.

“Don’t worry I’m right behind you,” She whispers in your ears

As she takes a step forward, so do you. Over the crashing waves, you caught a glimpse of extra voices. However, couldn’t distinguish them as the waves were loud over the water.

“I’m going to move away but don’t open your eyes until I say so,” Rosalie whispers again

You felt her fingers pull away from your eyes, taking in the scent of the cool winter day.

“Okay, open your eyes now,” Her voice calls

You open your eyes. Someway, somehow, she gathered all of your friends... But, they were holding their phones up. Presumably recording.

“Guys, what's the meaning of...”

Your voice trails off as one of your friends gestures for you to turn around.

Your friends and Rosalie had conspired to throw together a proposal for you....

“Y/n Y/l/n, In the five years we have been through hell and back without having to be together,” Rosalie begins, “It made me realize how much fire you had and it made me all the more attracted to you and how much more of that fire I want in my life. Only you could satisfy. Will you marry me Y/n?”

Your head viciously nods, “Yes!... Yes I’ll marry you Rosalie!”

She slips the ring onto your left ring finger. As she stands, warmth in her eyes when she met yours.

“Hey,” She whispers, “Once we’re married, we’ll discuss turning you...”

You nod.

Epilogue

#rosalie hale #rosalie hale x reader #rosalie hale imagine #twilight saga #female reader #nikki reed

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